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MariaLavina:
Set her in a very romantic mood, probably naaked. Then tell her you have a confession. Go like this.

"baby, I could have really gone down with you right now, but I can't because I will be taking advantage of you. I don't feel the same way about you".

Some ladies don't reason until they see what they are about to lose.

but this one go hard small ho sister..lol..thank you anyways

Tosinex:
tell her that you are taken and off market. show her a pix of u with a random girl or upload to ur whatsapp dp or status.

thank you bro..

Hello guy! PLS how do I turn a girl down when she is requesting for relationship in a polite way without hurting her feelings. Please guys, it's very urgent...

Aint scared of them at all. Infact, they are the ones I crave for any time any day

If na me.. I GO JUST TELL HER SAY NA PLAY I DEY PLAY O...WU GO EVEN MARRY UGLY GIRL LIKE YOU...

Since most naija ladies are obsessed with this bleaching of a thing, i have decided to always check the colour of those lips in between her laps before i can be convinced if the fairness is real or fake...

SaucyBenks:
e no matter... Sha take your meds

OLOSHI ONIRO..20K kill u dia

SaucyBenks:
Hahahaha...do you have an idea of how expensive my course is? Who tf takes care of th bills? Me! And you're talking about a mere 20k? My instruments alone na how much?

Bros take your medications oo

do me a favor, what course are u studying

Blow the whistle jor...las las dey will kill u..

Believe this writeup at ur own risk..a student spending 20k for sex...mtcheeew

TELL THEM YOU WANT TO BUY BENZ

iodineadamatine:
Some fools that said that Barca won't survive yesterday with the "great Lyon". Don change mouth oh.
They have brought their only known response when Common sense fails and reality stares. reciting the line of lies called Ronaldo is better than Messi.

I sat back yesterday and watched Ronaldo's so called three goals against athletico Madrid. After watching, the hogwash.i decided it's was not worth arguing.


The guy was basically in front of net waiting for other players to supply the chances so he could score.

I mean what bumbling slowpoke would still say that after comparing both matches. Maybe one living in self denial.


For you to always measure a striker not with other strikers, but a midfielder everything time he scores. It's show's this very midfielder is above average. Allow reality sink.


For the records.... Ronaldo =3 goals

Messi 2 goals 2 assist:=4goals.
coming from him alone
Any sane team would prefer the latter. Fact, embrace it.

mtcheeeeeeww...i dislike ur comment a hundred times..

OMO SEE QUESTION HO... U'RE STILL ASKING IF UEFA BEST PLAYER IS THE BEST PLAYER..HOW FAR NA

Chaai..fire thunder who invent this lie....


Oh sorry..thunder fire who invent this lie... I almost wept the first day i heard this false story..

08157719508

I'm even trying to define what is in the picture but it's not defineABLE..

Populardemand:
Shut up u did it

She is saying the truth

I was there when it happened

All this Ewedu Children

Don't like taking responsibility of their actions

chaii.. See how u're spitting out ur brain..kaii

HAAA! ma yoruba girls don suffer

The wife be like " PLS DONT GO AND DIE, SHEKAU IS BLOOD STARVED RIGHT NOW"

Gboyeboy:
Very deep one as well

as in, extra deep

I SWEAR, NA ALL THESE MARRIED MEN DEY MAKE GIRLS EXPENSIVE FOR WE GUYS.. DAT'S WHY GUYS ALSO GO FOR YOUNG GIRLS.. SO IT SHALL CONTINUE

.

Hmmm. Perfect gentle man indeed.. She come ba k u no gree.. Issokay .. MEE POPWEEZY.. I TRUST MYSELF.. GENTLE MAN KOR, GENTLE MAN NI.. MTCHEEW

ShawttySoFyne:
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if you happen to be a female in real life, I will do all possible best to marry u. You will be of help in many ways

Hmmm...


I think it's high time we start studying woman as a course in our nigerian universities..

Maybe it will reduce all sort of emotional posts like this..


They say money is the root of evil, I say NO to this

Women are the root of evil!!! Infact, most of them are devils themselves disguising in the shape of human

I swear if PDP no later enter, d kind yeye i go eehn kai kai kai....

ericmor:
Yes, cuz his statics makes the game easy for them to score

U this messi fan, stop hating! Before the arrival of zidane , ronaldo has won the trophy in 2014..ah ah

ericmor:
He was there before zidane came and for years he couldn’t do anything and came zidane and they won all that. Talk about zidane winning it for Madrid

oh.. U mean zidane was the one scoring on the pitch

ericmor:
Now he will know wat Madrid did for him and he will start appreciating them. Is about the team and not an individual

wow! Just imagine ronaldo was not a madrid player how do you think they could have won the four champions league trophies

It is well my broda...
I believe u will be free from this curse on u..
Chiiil