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Lol..at that Mary picture above me

Let me cough...

Gbuh! gbuh!


Khhwghhhhh!!! Tue! Tue!!

Some one should remind me of the film sorry of the topic . the first thing I saw seems abnormal

Messi been looking at the card as if he had never seen it before.. Kikikikiki


ORORO MI 4 THE BALLON D'OR! how many pple support me

،if USA no win make I bend

ichidodo:
[color=#1980BC]Bahoken almost gifted a good chance from deep but Omeruo with one last ditch tackle saves the day but injures himself...[/color]

this ur own commentator na wah ooo

Martinez39:
Nigerian 3 - 2 Cameroon!

Nigeria is back!

Those criticising Nigeria and Rohr, where are you guys now?

we still dey ho.. Till after the match!

Vizzy4u:
Just give Iwobi d ballon d'or

wait till after dis mathch make I come finish u

JimohMomoh:
We can still equalize, this cameroun defence is not too strong

anoda goaaal

Goaaaaaal! Naijaa

At last we made the keeper conceed ho

Generic p35 pro dey ma mind aswear!!!

Abeg.. I SWEAR THAT IS JUST THE TRUTH.

INFACT, NOWADAYS, TWO INDOMITABLES, ONE EGG AND ONE BOTTLE OF LACASERA IS ENOUGH TO LAY EM DOWN FLAT...


End time don near!!!

Abeg shey na inside house dem dey ride power bike ni

X

So how them do person like roasted sallah ram..chai



I pray say if I wan die make I die gently!!!

I like the guy physique sha

ladiesreject:
Indomie generation stay off this thread.

Makosa that year was bae

can u remember dancing makosa at birthday party

na so saraki dynasty end finish for Kwara state... issokay!!!

I just hope nothing makes u to be in need of that lady in future..or else, Nairaland will sure carry the news of ur death

Na d concrete dey mak me laff I swear

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Jokerman:
GOAT that has won nothing with his country.... Compared to other GOATs

me sef dey wonder the kind goat him be hooo

kachi19:
Simple !!

what is this used for

So many girls have come my way since i've grown up. Even though they loved me wholeheartedly, I don't usually know how to love them back. True true, I no too get money but my packaging no dey carry last..

For the first time in my life I have a genuine feeling for a lady for good 3 years.. she go dey use me play tinko..but I said I will do every possible best to marry her. I said I would Neva give up on her not until I saw her Wedding I.V.. she is getting married to an old brother..

Aaaah!! I've been looking for rope since to do the needful..where should I start from for God's sake.. I'm in pain!!!

U SHOULD HAVE SHOWN THIS WRITE-UP TO JACK IN TITANIC..maybe u would av saved a live that guy is the real definition of a lover! Dat's if it's a true life story anyway.


Now, lemme com back to u.

Well, I don't think real love actually exists in this generation, but if it does exist, pple falling in love for real will hiss to this writeup.. this is bcuz when u fall in love for real, u become blind. Nothing then looks better or sounds better than that devilish feeling (love). How on Earth can u then prepare 4 heartbreak?? That would be the last thing and the weirdest thing to be imagined.

I don't support suicide but I don't judge pple committing suicide in the name of love.. reason bcuz I don't rili know how they are feeling.. I Neva pray to be in such situation though.. but believe me, u can go to any extent if REAL love is involved and not LUST

RIP

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krissconnect:
See his mouth *I like breaking girls heart". Mumu, will u keep quiet and focus on matriculating first? Nonsense

lol..telling a 400 level student to focus on matriculation..isn't that sounding somehow

Been served well

MY NAIJA PEOPLE NO GO EVER TALK DIS KIND SHIT..

THEY HAD RATHER SHUT THE Bleep UP...COWARD PEOPLE WORSHIPPING THE UNITED STATES SINCE 1904

IamPlato:
She Is In Love With You But She Hate It; unfortunately There Is Nothing She Can Do As It Will get Deeper, all You Can Do Is Ignore Her and Let Her See You Rolling With Other Girls... And By The Way She Is A NairaLander Her Name Is Jackals

lol..jackals. I must look 4 ham