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These ones aint romancing na.. They are facking

Darkseid:
The third picture, shey no be hippopotamus dem go born so

or ELEPHANT

Kai!!! I DONT WANT TO LOOK AT IT JHOOR!

Wow wow wow!!! How glad I am today...
Las las, she call me!!!
For you to understand better, check the last thread i created..
She is sooo cool on phone!







This really calls for celebration mehn!!!
Or am I intoxicated

tobby98:
Wetin happen bros?
Her eyes never tear reach that side na

HAAA! Look at you. I laff in swahili. How old she be sef

Dont generalize... Have u asked her out while u're in ur benz 4matic wit full AC

Yep.. It's this stubborn girl in my area. I tried 4 almost 2 yrs but no positive result.. I nearly cried when I heard she had relocated to smwhr i dont even know.. LOVE NA SCAM ma broda

Aaah, this man is my mentor

Coughing

Admin401:
Poor girl. You are not okay upstairs.

sorry bro, what are you trying to insinuate

Hi guyz! I won't lie to u guyz i am seriously emotionally down. There is this girl i av been longing for few months ago in my school. I tried to make eye contact with her and I was successful for like 4 to 5 times. I really did try to make a conversation with this girl but I was not able to summon courage to do so.


We were about to do our last exams. And i know i won't be seeing her anymore for few weeks since holiday comes after the end of examination.


I summoned courage and determine to at least talk to her so, when i reminisce that scenario, my heart will be filled up with joy for the few weeks i won't be seeing her.

Yesterday, I saw her going home after she's been through with her paper. I called her, walked up to her and had sweet conversation with her. The way i slept yesterday night day was fantastic. I just kept reminiscing dat conversation. We departed with sweet goodbyes and hoped we see the other day



Today, i asked for her contact. As if she had been waiting for that, she quickly pulled out her phone from her bag. I was about to be smilling not until she brought out a paper and asked me to write my number on it. I asked why she could not save it on her phone. She said it's because of her mom..that side i failed to understa


I wrote it for her and she said she's gonna give me a call.

Now, i hope this girl is not scamming me.. Cuz i am a kind of person who smells acceptance and rejection easily


I just hope it's not rejection cuz i do not know how to cope with it..

I know u're pained.....

Move on with ur life and u shall see no reason in ranting and crying up and down because of a couple who just started enjoying their lives...

Once again, i can feel ur pain. But just admit that's life

MY CANDID ADVICE TO LADIES======DON'T GET PREGNANT...

I try to imagine how many guys go don die on top this woman matter when she still small...kai!!!!



The next person..oya, over to you!

I JUST HOPE THE GROOM IS TAKING THE BRIDE TOGETHER WITH ALL HER SISTERS SHA

Shelumiel:
Yep. And it proved wrong more than once

yes bro.. I remember dat time wey i won die on top one fine girl like this. I con use dis caculator but calculator say we be ENEMY..i con dey do wuru wuru 2 d answer say make e bring atleast LOVERS or SWEETHEART but calculator nor gree

Eehen!!! This is the time to know who fine pass 4 Rwanda



Abegi make naija government no try ham ho, our girls ugly no be small except those natural lightskinned or natural chocolate.

For me ho, i no too dey trust yellow girls 4 naija again except she use vaseline or sheabutter for at least 2 weeks and she still maintain the YELLOWNESS

Hello guys!!! I could remember when we were still small. There is this love calculator we always use then. It's made up of six letter words "FLAMES".
F stands for friendly
L stands for lovers
A this one i cant remember
M stands for marry
E stands for enemy
S stands for sweetheart or so
Whenever we see a girl we are crushing on those days, We use this dumb calculator to know how the future is gonna be if we eventually woo the girl



So guys, are you familiar with this�

Abeg wia u get d inspiration to type this funny shiit

I crushed on her 4 uncountable months. I felt she would not agree to date me. This is because she is outstanding in everthing among other girls in the school. I kept my cool. I summoned courage and wooed her. She said she had been crushing on me since all these days. I was not surprised cuz I know many girls dey crush on me..lol.. I was feeling like i am d one been wooed..I agreed or let me say she agreed..the rest na history...

And so

Make we fry pure water ba Mtcheeeew.














Abeg who help me see my charger hia.. Na hia i leave ham yesterday..wia e dey

Mtcheeew...this one keh cum see our last born...u go know say beauty no geh limit.

The groom be like "NA ME LATER CARRY THIS GIRL LAST LAST..AAAH ALE YII MA BAD GAAAN ...OYA TO TOOOOOO!!!OMO






BUT WAIT HO.


HOW THE HONEYMOON GO BE
I MEAN, WHAT KIND OF FORMULAR WILL THIS GUY USE TO SOLVE THE EQUATION...ANYWAY HML!!!

WIND DON BLOW CHICKEN YASH DON OPEN..NA TO JUST GO COLLECT UR DIVORCE STATEMENT REMAIN NOW...NICE ONE CAMERA MAN

I dey come...make I read first

IF NA ME..FROM DAT FIRST DAY SHE NO RECEIVE CALL 4 MY PRESENCE NA IM I GO DON START 2 DEY DO ANODA GIRL SCOPE...

CHAIII!! OMO I PITY THE GROOM HO..NA SLAYMAMA HE WAN MARRY...WAHALA DEY HO

NAIJA NO CARRY LAST HO...ESPEXIALLY WE YORUBA GUYS.. CHEEEII!! WE TOO HANDSOME MEEEHN..ABI NO BE SO

Yeah, TRUE LOVE TOO BLIND BEFORE DURING THE TIME OF TITANIC BUT THANK GOD IM EYE DON OPEN NOW CUZ NOBODY GO FT DO DAT SHIT JACK DO FOR IM GIRLFRIEND...WHAT IS TRUE LOVE SEF

FALLS DOWN FROM EWEDU TREE AFTER SEEING NUMBER 2... DAT HAIRSTYLE NO BE HERE OH

SNORING...DON'T WAKE ME UP UP UPUP UP UP...DONT WAKE MEEE...DONT WAKE ME UUUUUUUUUUP YEEAH!!!

No 25 though.. WHENEVWR YOU KNOW YOUR GIRL NO DEY TIRE I GO ENCOURAGE YOU TO DEY DEY CARRY WEIGHT..IT REALLY HELPS