Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,153,781 members, 7,820,727 topics. Date: Tuesday, 07 May 2024 at 08:22 PM

Porchbaby's Posts

Nairaland Forum / Porchbaby's Profile / Porchbaby's Posts

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (of 8 pages)

Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky :If A Man Can Cheat On You With Me, Then You're A Disgrace To Womanhood by porchbaby(f): 3:21pm On Aug 14, 2018
am sure d daddy ur bleeping is OBJ, don't quote me

10 Likes 1 Share

Celebrities / Re: What's Ur Dream Living Situation? by porchbaby(f): 3:15pm On Aug 14, 2018
a house with a sea view behind with lot of flowers and my vege garden, not more than 4 bedroom, a big and small parlour, nice articrafts , I hate pools pls
Education / Re: Kate Omenugha Dressed In Secondary School Uniform (Photos) by porchbaby(f): 1:03pm On Aug 14, 2018
mytime24:
*HOW TO CROSS ROAD IN NIGERIA*
Look left and right for tankers and okadas, embarassed then look up for aeroplane,
look down for bomb,
look back for kidnappers undecided
look front for sars angry
hold your bag tight and watch the person beside U => aka yahoo yahoo guy grin
then walk zigzag to avoid stray bullets. tongue
tongue
mytime24:
*HOW TO CROSS ROAD IN NIGERIA*
Look left and right for tankers and okadas, embarassed then look up for aeroplane,
look down for bomb,
look back for kidnappers undecided
look front for sars angry
hold your bag tight and watch the person beside U => aka yahoo yahoo guy grin
then walk zigzag to avoid stray bullets. tongue
crazy gal, chai u got me
Celebrities / Re: Tboss Shows Off Her Mosquito Bites (Photos) by porchbaby(f): 4:03pm On Aug 13, 2018
and this is news ba?
Celebrities / Re: 13 Most Expensive Celebrity Engagement Rings Ever – Number 1 Costs $10m by porchbaby(f): 3:59pm On Aug 13, 2018
it's not about d ring oh, its about keeping d marriage, and besides, wats d essence of buying over expensive things
Crime / Re: Thief Beaten & Tied To Pillar After Being Caught Trying To Steal Keke In Delta by porchbaby(f): 5:46pm On Aug 12, 2018
EzendiEgo1:
you can't be serious Ma
very serious oh
Health / Re: Premature Ejaculation: Causes and Remedies by porchbaby(f): 5:44pm On Aug 12, 2018
buygala:
Based on my own personal experience, Relatively early ejaculation within 3/4 minutes is normal during the 1st round of sex in a sex session....depending on the newness, tightness and wetness of the vagina being entered, it can even reduce to 2 minutes grin .....here the start-and-stop technique may help a bit smiley

But by the 3rd, 4th and 5th round in the same session, One hardly needs any start-and-stop technique to keep the preek standing hard and strong cool

Sex Positions also matter..entering a tight and wet vagina from behind/doggy style will always cause a relatively early ejaculation, other things being equal cool....

The easiest way for a man to last forever in bed is for the girl to be on top and take charge.....he spends little or no energy pumping in and out and the sperm won't easily find its way out when the preek is in a horizontal position


I would have said more,but I have a Sunday School class to teach....smiley
noticed too, dats y I Luv being incharge
Crime / Re: Thief Beaten & Tied To Pillar After Being Caught Trying To Steal Keke In Delta by porchbaby(f): 5:38pm On Aug 12, 2018
EzendiEgo1:
how old are you?

I think I love you at first sight
am 18 and am married tongue
EzendiEgo1:
how old are you?

I think I love you at first sight
am 18 and am married
Crime / Re: Thief Beaten & Tied To Pillar After Being Caught Trying To Steal Keke In Delta by porchbaby(f): 5:04pm On Aug 12, 2018
EzendiEgo1:
Good for him



I sincerely need to know why this girl is not yet pregnant.
what's ur business
Fashion / Re: How Do I Achieve A Fair Yellow Skin Colour by porchbaby(f): 9:59am On Aug 12, 2018
all of u castigating her, HV ur own skeleton in ur cupboard, just becos she decided to voice wat she wants, u now jump on her abi, OK . my dear honestly all dis road side creams will add more salt to ur injuries, I will advice u go for fair and white cream its a natural listening cream
Celebrities / Re: Blac Chyna’s "Ikebe" Collapses After Years Of Filler & Artificial Implants (pic) by porchbaby(f): 3:25pm On Aug 11, 2018
fake things don't last na
Celebrities / Re: Toke Makinwa, Moyo Lawal Or Kim Kardashan: Who Rocked The Nude Body Best? by porchbaby(f): 3:15pm On Aug 11, 2018
warris dis, none of them biko

90 Likes 4 Shares

Religion / Re: Out Of 3,604 Ordained Pastors Why Single Out Remi Tinubu? by porchbaby(f): 12:28pm On Aug 08, 2018
sexymoma:
Remi Tinubu is just like those pharisees in those days, how can a politician become a pastor, i agree she can become a pastor buh not when she is currently a senator, when God wanted to appoint paul, he changed his name from saul to paul, and after he was appointed he followed God all through, and let me remind you Bola ahmed tinubu isnt a christian, and the bible says “As for Me and My House, We Will Serve the Lord” and it further says "do not be unequally yoked with unbelievers"

as a politician if you do not kill pple, pple will kill for you
if Jesus was a politician i bet most of us won't be his followers cos bliv he wouldn't have lived a holy life. angry
God bless u, u spoke my mind

1 Like

Celebrities / Re: Drama On Twitter As Gospel Singer, Chychy Chukwu Tackles Lady Who Claim To Be 24 by porchbaby(f): 5:09pm On Aug 06, 2018
she looks 24 to me oh, she just has d body, wen she go commot her makeup plait shuku u ho knw
Celebrities / Re: I'm To Be Blamed For My Failed Marriage - Chika Ike by porchbaby(f): 9:59am On Aug 03, 2018
SIMPLYkush:
of course, when you go about dashing ur pussy to producers, lazy slut, idiot actress with shallow pussy hole
oga must u be like dis, its high time u start acting like a man and not boy, that is if ur a man yet sef
Romance / Re: 'A Black Girl Without Boobs Or Ass Is Incomplete' - Azanian Rose @GoldenMbali by porchbaby(f): 9:49am On Aug 03, 2018
Audray:
Because of excess tissue some body will not hear word again.
my sister e tire me oh, I wonder where she put d brain part, it takes a smart lady to keep a man and not ass and boobs, those things are just sexual instrument
Celebrities / Re: Roman Goddess Show Off Her Wine Shop With Adorable Photos by porchbaby(f): 10:13am On Aug 02, 2018
at least ur not naked today

1 Like

Celebrities / Re: Mimi Orjiekwe Buys A New House In Lekki And A Range Rover by porchbaby(f): 9:28am On Aug 02, 2018
congrat oh Mimi beake , ur a nice lady remember wen I first met u, but honestly nollywood doesn't pay much we all knw
Celebrities / Re: Huddah Monroe Explains Why She Stopped Flaunting Her Cars On Instagram by porchbaby(f): 1:47pm On Aug 01, 2018
finally u knw this things ain't shit after deceiving young vibrant ladies to take an easy escort to wealth abi?
Celebrities / Re: 19-year-old Brazilian Model Spends $50k On Plastic Surgery To Look Like Nicki Mi by porchbaby(f): 1:22pm On Aug 01, 2018
this is wat happens when ur not proud of ur body type, pls let's stop body shaming our ladies, God who created them dat way knws y, ladies be proud of ur body, don't kill urself just to look perfect no one is

2 Likes

Celebrities / Re: Davido Praises His Girlfriend, Chioma As She Cooks For Him And His Team by porchbaby(f): 10:02am On Aug 01, 2018
men and their deceptive lifestyle, anyway d tin wet chase A commot go still chase B commit, same as C, u don turn her to ur cook
Celebrities / Re: Blac Chyna Flaunts Her Nipples As She Goes Underwear-free In New Photos by porchbaby(f): 8:14am On Jul 29, 2018
all dis plastic chic be deceiving innocent ladies
Celebrities / Re: Cossy Orjiakor Bares Her Massive Cleavage In Open-Chest Outfit by porchbaby(f): 12:08pm On Jul 28, 2018
wat a useless achievement

22 Likes

Celebrities / Re: Condoms At My Concert Were For Sex Awareness – Mayorkun by porchbaby(f): 12:35pm On Jul 25, 2018
some celebrities and dumbness
Celebrities / Re: Davido's Girlfriend Chioma Dumps School - Family Not Happy With Development by porchbaby(f): 12:32pm On Jul 25, 2018
lies lies and lies, when would u stop lying pls, did she come to ur house to tell u so

29 Likes

Celebrities / Re: Big Brother Naija Princess Gets A Car As Birthday Gift by porchbaby(f): 12:24pm On Jul 25, 2018
Lilknight:
Is this one a car? All of them getting muscle/spider and you call that one a car? Aftee all their Hoeloshoism still couldn’t afford a ride of 10m and above, this car no pass just 2.5m so wats d essence, e no worth am at all.

Just checked well and saw it’s a RX, even still not up to 10m though she try.
which one re u driving
Celebrities / Re: Blessing Douglas: My Wedding To Olusoji Jacobs Cost N10 Million by porchbaby(f): 5:13pm On Jul 20, 2018
10million doesn't guarantee a happy home, d major reasons y some ladies are still single, looking for an exquisite wedding when u knw ur fathers pocket

34 Likes

Romance / Re: 10 Different Things Nigerian Ladies Say Instead Of "I Love You" - Meme by porchbaby(f): 4:40pm On Jul 20, 2018
grin funny but kinda true depends also on d lady,
Health / Re: Rivers State Buried The 27 Dead Cows Imported Into The State From North by porchbaby(f): 4:37pm On Jul 20, 2018
imagine although I think they didn't want to loose their gains, those cows look malnourished anyway
Romance / Re: Why Men CHEATS An Will Not Stop Cheating! by porchbaby(f): 4:32pm On Jul 20, 2018
mrcoolautofix:

grin
That word you are trying to use is not "imaging" it's imagining fool! Try using auto complete next time

By the way am just learning from your million ways to "stupidity" asshole tongue
ok
Celebrities / Re: Ladies Rocks Very Skimpy Bikinis Made Of Electric Tape (Photos) by porchbaby(f): 12:18pm On Jul 18, 2018
nehe this is madness

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (of 8 pages)

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 32
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.