masterP042:
Just when I thought you've seen the weirdest of it all. Then someone pierces his balls

ZarZar:
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geezyk:
Please tell me what I'm thinking is true

Antichristus:


Already sleeping with him...considering he was already talking about getting pregnant for him?

Khd95:
Standing brezz can make me forget my father's name

gnt goan bring dijas brezz oo i go swear for u ni

An2elect2:
The church of God does not receive tithe. All those collecting tithes are liars and robbers and they obey no one but their father, the devil.

hopefulLandlord:
I reject the idea that Jesus "died" for anybody's sins or any other reason (many bad arguments here) specifically because if you die horribly on the strangely-named "Good" Friday and then come waltzing back out according to the story on Sunday afternoon, you haven't "died". But people don't like it when I rephrase it to "Jesus had the shittiest weekend ever for your sins." I'm not even sure how bad the rest of his weekend was. Was he strolling around in hell? Chilling with his dad/himself/petting zoo/aviary?

Like many others, I don't mean to minimize the suffering of everyone who was crucified, including this guy. While not the most terrible way to die that I can think of, I'm sure it was just awful. But can someone explain how the "forsaking" part works? If Jesus is god, how can he forsake himself? If he's not, wasn't it the plan for God to give his only begotten son to have the shittiest weekend ever for your sins? In that case, this is collusion, not abandonment, right? Or did Jesus not know? How could he not? (And it would make Judas a necessary part of the plan, and maybe the most loyal character in the story, knowing how he would be portrayed later).

Is the substitutional atonement only "activated" if Jesus is unaware of his own plan? How can he keep his own plans from himself? His character seems to have a moment of psychic prediction at the last supper.

I find this whole thing very convoluted and confusing.

QueenSuccubus:



Nothing beat like multi millionaire Christian Grey

Financially stable, all VIPs access , very hot & handsome man, own a penthouse with helipad & not to mention his "PLAYROOM "

Smallville10:
According to doctor, he said she died as a result of the poisonous odour from her armpit...
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Runs out off thread

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Foxyn:
mine was when I told her to lick the finger I put in her yansh!

I was deeply embarrassed after I saw her reaction

fairlyusedpant:
So james okon kunle came back from fellowship and on his home he bought one candy, thats stick sweet, so when he got home, angelica his house girl took his candy, and she licked his candy like a professional, while he watched her, after she finished licking it, she thanked him, and kunle starting crying, he said ''angelica you have killed me, do you know that the economy is vewi vewi bad, i just bought this candy so that i will lick it for 10 days and you just used 10 seconds to finish it, oya start going to village'' and she begged him, but he did listen, then the next morning, he went to her village,.my God u must be kidding me, I think u need ur brains checked together with ur fairly used hands


luckily for her, she participated in her village t.v reality show ''BBA- thats big brother aba'' in abia state, and she later won 25 million dollars with one aeroplane and one swimming pool, so she went to lagos to show off her wealth to her uncle, and she bought two candy sweet for him to yab him, ordinary candy, well angelica is currently in japan for her media tour