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Romance / Re: My Woman Sex Life Is Dead, Someone Should Help Pls. by porchster: 1:26pm On Jul 09, 2017
loshybab:

Nice comment!
Can you be more explicit with your dope approach pls?

Having dry conversation (no form of sexual chemistry and connection) before going to bed or in the bed.
Romance / Re: Why Do I Love Black Men ? by porchster: 8:28am On Jul 08, 2017
igborubausa:

I need to see your photo first , you may post it here.
For security reasons let me give u my number and add me up on WhatsApp.
Romance / Re: Why Do I Love Black Men ? by porchster: 6:40am On Jul 08, 2017
igborubausa:
1) first , they have big peniss. they are nice to look at, to play with, to make sperm out from ;

2) second, they are obsequious . they all have sweet mouths, know how to say coaxing words;

3) third, they are cheap, I just "yah yah" all those flatteries and tip them perfunctorily, they will keep close to me ;

4) I have vanity too, I want to see those jealous eyes from my other white female colleagues who wish to be surrounded by black boys too;

5) I am not looking for love , because the greatest love I have ever felt in my life time , was when I lied on bed and masturbated myself, imagining the robust and mature black men's bodies and how they speak and behave.....until I got my bliss from my fingers.


Can I get your number or I give u mine. Just quote for your reply.
Romance / Re: My Woman Sex Life Is Dead, Someone Should Help Pls. by porchster: 6:26am On Jul 08, 2017
Take her on a trip away from your vicinity... Like going to the beach, cinema etc.. Try initiate romantic conversations, while playing and laughing touch her sensitive part... And mind you, don't think of going back to your house. Just lodge in an hotel for two to three days

The first day of ur lodging should be for cuddling (no sex) the second day should be for intense romance(still no sex) Am telling you the last day of your staying she will be the one to initiate the sex I BET YOU.

even before the last day, she would have grab your boluku sharply for a quickie.

Note: But make sure you sex her well to reach both orgasm and climax. This work like fire. You can thank me later.

This will actually linger on in her memory. And try to make it a surprise routine every 6 months.

I guess the problem is your manner of approach. Maybe you are showing Daddy and Mummy approach.

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Romance / Re: 10 Signs Your Village People Don't Want You To Have A Girlfriend by porchster: 8:45pm On Jul 07, 2017
Tosin u too much abeg in fact tears don flow from my eyes like river
Education / Re: I haven't seen my jamb score and it's giving me headache. by porchster: 2:50pm On Jul 06, 2017
Thank God am not the only one on this
Education / I haven't seen my jamb score and it's giving me headache. by porchster: 8:35am On Jul 06, 2017
Please Has anyone who wrote the supplementary jamb seen theirs. Have been in a state of panicking since yesterday.

This was what happened in the first jamb I wrote, that I turn the jamb site to cinema not until they gave me a bad good news that am to write again, now after writing again for more than 5 days I hvnt seen mine.

Jamb should keen on their words of "24 hours after exams"

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Romance / Re: When You Can Check Your Partners' Phone And Attitudes Secretly by porchster: 4:27pm On Jul 04, 2017
cerowo:
I should have access to your phone as far as we are dating, and it's viceversa.
I love openess in a relatnshp... I see no reason why you can't leave yr phone freely with me( yr gfrnd) without u fidgeting.

Only a relationship with benefits won't do this... I.e give me money I give you sex
Romance / Re: When You Can Check Your Partners' Phone And Attitudes Secretly by porchster: 4:25pm On Jul 04, 2017
Khallyella:
@ Olanie
Whatever rocks your boat dear, and there's actually nothing like "Men in your life", I've only been with one, just from what happens to others.
If he chooses not to cheat, fine, If he wants to, fine too!
I don't let shiit bother me.
98% divorce is comes from being cheated on, are you aware that If most ladies are as patient as Annie Idibia, there'd be only little % of divorce?
I might be weird but I love me that way.
Can't force my belief on anyone, what works for me might not work for you.

Then why didn't 2face marry one of the numerous girl that conceived for him. The reason is because he knows who they are I. E they are not the marriageable type, they came on board because of the money and fame.
Romance / Re: When You Can Check Your Partners' Phone And Attitudes Secretly by porchster: 4:22pm On Jul 04, 2017
Khallyella:
Lol.. Arrant Nonsense..
You don't go about looking for something that isn't there
Patience make things work out, most men are polygamous in nature, Just be sure to have the bigger part of his heart, what if he doesn't give you any reason to doubt, you two get married, then he suddenly changes? Do you pack out? Don't you think if our mothers kept packing from one man to another, our siblings would be from different fathers? Lol, It's all about patience and prayer, Nobody's above change.
Personally, I don't check my partner's phone/pay him surprise visits, you can't possibly personalize what's not Legally yours dear, Just play your part with extreme patience and be prayerful, things will fall in place.
Even if a girl tells me she saw my partner with some other girl.. My reply will be "I know"!, didn't beg anyone to stalk him for me.
If you're aware he loves you a lot and he's doing his responsibilities, there's no cause for alarm.
It's hard, but just don't jump from one guy to another cause you keep looking for flaws and evidence.

Miss I know no one is perfect... I won't be surprised seeing you crying river after seeing your husband to be asking your sister or cousin out all in the name of I don't care... There are some things you can over look, but Bible says watch and pray. You don't pray and fail to watch

There is an instance of a friend dating a full time prostitute not knowing, not until he met of her clients that revealed who she is to him

Answer this question if you are the guy will u continue with the relationship all in the name of I don't care?
Romance / When You Can Check Your Partners' Phone And Attitudes Secretly by porchster: 12:46pm On Jul 04, 2017
THIS IS THE TRUE AND THE FACT
I stand to be challenged

Some people say that, those that are in a serious relationship or courting should never check their partners' phone or secretly observe him/her which I totally disagree with.

They come with some thesis statement like:

-It will affect the relationship at the long run
-It may bring distrust and the one been cheated on will start been suspicious and acting up
-It may lead to break up.
-What of if she/he start cheating on you after marriage.

From the latest occurrences about marriage;


The truth is, It is advisable to secretly and openly check your partner's phone, probably pay her a surprise visit and secretly spy on her before you marry him/her. With this method, you will be able to know the kind of person you are having an eternal agreement with,If you are to back off or Continue the relationship/courtship. Cos some people in this present generation are full of pretence and deception...

Though human are prone to change, in case he/she changes after marriage you will know where the fault comes FROM which may be from you or the friends he/she is keeping it will be easily curtailed, than hiding it while you are courting and revealing their true colour after marriage which may be too late.

The reasons why there are numerous cases of divorce is because many partner tend to turn blind and deaf hear to what there partner is into because they are carried away with I CAN COPE WITH ANYTHING HE/SHE PUT Up OR I CAN/WILL CHANGE HIM/HER.

Note: this article is not for those relationship with benefits, but to those that are intending to get married.

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Romance / Re: Am Suspecting My Girlfriend Cheating With A Married Man by porchster: 10:56am On Jul 02, 2017
Some people are just too funny, How do u expect a reasonable guy to marry a flirtatious lady all in the name of 'he hasn't paid his bride price'
Romance / Re: Am Suspecting My Girlfriend Cheating With A Married Man by porchster: 10:54am On Jul 02, 2017
kitaatita:

I won't respond to your insults. I am a bloke, married for over 14 years and a father. You see, I no be your mate. Back to the gist; your guy is laying claims to a lady he has not paid bride price on. He snoops on her phone and goes online to call her a cheat. How many of us married the first women we slept with? How many men in a relationship are faithful? Everyday immature young men deprive ladies of the opportunity of evaluating other options only to dump them after 8 years. If you are a woman, get wise and if you are a man, marry her or let her source for a better suitor.

If your wife had done that by flocking around married men, will you have married her. Hypocrisy smh
Romance / Re: Am Suspecting My Girlfriend Cheating With A Married Man by porchster: 10:54am On Jul 02, 2017
kitaatita:

I won't respond to your insults. I am a bloke, married for over 14 years and a father. You see, I no be your mate. Back to the gist; your guy is laying claims to a lady he has not paid bride price on. He snoops on her phone and goes online to call her a cheat. How many of us married the first women we slept with? How many men in a relationship are faithful? Everyday immature young men deprive ladies of the opportunity of evaluating other options only to dump them after 8 years. If you are a woman, get wise and if you are a man, marry her or let her source for a better suitor.

If your wife had done that flocking around married men, will you have married her. Hypocrisy indeed
Romance / Re: Am Suspecting My Girlfriend Cheating With A Married Man by porchster: 9:46am On Jul 02, 2017
SirMichael1:
Op, you need more evidence to nail her with it. Try get more info as this is really not gonna tell whether she's having an affair or not.

But dude, lemme warn that going through a partners phone might seem intriguing to do especially when you're suspecting the partner but from people's experience, it always backfires on you. I'm just making you know the repercussions because they're always bad.

Bro am not even bothered about myself cos we might fall out, but to the wife.
And how to get fact to nail her.
Romance / Re: Am Suspecting My Girlfriend Cheating With A Married Man by porchster: 9:44am On Jul 02, 2017
kitaatita:
She is not cheating on you. You don't have a claim over her life. You guys are not married. She is living her life and whatever she choses to do is not your business.

Let me put it in shoe... What's your suggestion about the woman that helped me.
Romance / Am Suspecting My Girlfriend Cheating With A Married Man by porchster: 9:31am On Jul 02, 2017
I kindly need you advice on this particular issue. Recently, I visited my girlfriend unaware and I got hold of her phone, then I saw her chat with a married man asking her to follow him to a wedding which she accepted in her chat. (Though she once told me that the man has been disturbing her before I saw their chat yesterday) ... But my main concern is that we both know this man ( as womaniser) and his wife (faithful wife) . It was even his wife that helped me secure accommodation while I was serving. Am very sure his wife is not aware about it.
Education / Re: JAMB Blacklists 48 CBT Centres Over Extortion, Exam Malpractice by porchster: 11:00am On Jun 15, 2017
Is sapele CBT centre included?
Education / Re: I Haven't Seen My Jamb Score. Please What's Happening? by porchster: 11:52am On Jun 14, 2017
Fuckallmods:
they released results yesterday
Still showing no result yet
Education / Re: I Haven't Seen My Jamb Score. Please What's Happening? by porchster: 9:52am On Jun 14, 2017
Fuckallmods:
have you seen it now?
Haven't seen it
Education / Re: I Haven't Seen My Jamb Score. Please What's Happening? by porchster: 4:52pm On Jun 09, 2017
olatunyemi:
my sister is also having the exact issue, the case has been reported to one of the jamb office but no feedback yet

How can a centre's fault become the candidates' fault? It somewhat annoying. They should speak up. Cos I need to see my score

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Education / I Haven't Seen My Jamb Score. Please What's Happening? by porchster: 4:44pm On Jun 09, 2017
Can someone tell me what is happening to my jamb score? I wrote my jamb on the 15th in one of the approved centres in sapele Delta state hoping that my score would be out in a week later. But Unfortunately, up till this moment I haven't seen my score, and jamb didn't send any massage to for the delay. Because if it was examination malpractice, jamb should have notified me if peradventure I was involved examination malpractice and some mark would have been deducted. But up till now I haven't seen my score.

Pls lalasticlala help a brother out. Have been panicking for several days now after exhausting myself for preparation.
Education / Re: DIRECT ENTRY Admission. by porchster: 4:26pm On Jun 09, 2017
Pls when will jamb direct entry form close? I need quick response plssssss
Education / Re: DIRECT ENTRY Admission. by porchster: 5:04pm On May 31, 2017
Please where can I get jamb direct entry form? Pls quote me for ur replies... Thanks
Education / How Can I Check My Waec And Neco Results by porchster: 8:42pm On May 17, 2017
Pls i need ur assistance, you can blast me if u like provided that you help me out.
I wrote my waec and neco Gce exam in 2013 up til date I hvnt checked due to the fact that I misplaced my exam slip, that contain my registrations and seat numbers respectively. Please how can I check it or have access to it, now that am in dare need of it.
Thanks.
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NYSC / 2016 Batch A Stream 11 Pass Out Today On The 4th. by porchster: 4:43pm On May 04, 2017
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Romance / Re: Help, I Keep Seeing My Ex In My Dream by porchster: 11:32am On Apr 29, 2017
stiflerdrug:

if youre a christian, is it stated in the bible?

But you know the spiritual implications
Romance / Re: Help, I Keep Seeing My Ex In My Dream by porchster: 11:23am On Apr 29, 2017
Raine80:

The physical relationship ended but you also have to end the emotional relationship as well. That is what I refer to as closure.
Though not emotionally entangled with her. But would do just that. Thanks
Romance / Re: Help, I Keep Seeing My Ex In My Dream by porchster: 11:21am On Apr 29, 2017
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