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Education / Re: Thread For Structural Engineering Students. by Porthos: 12:49pm On Aug 02, 2016
RobinHez:
Not much interest in it embarassed
from ur end?
Fashion / Re: Mr. Nairaland Contest 2016 - Elimination Round 2 by Porthos: 12:47pm On Aug 02, 2016
JerryJJZ:
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pls add "cc: NLJEGA " to ur vote..... pls go and modify ur post & add it else, ur vote is invalid. thanks
Business / Re: Nairaland Contractors Lounge by Porthos: 7:22am On Aug 02, 2016
what happened to this thread?
Business / Re: What Happens To The Money In My Savings Account If I Die? by Porthos: 7:22am On Aug 02, 2016
the heart of man is wicked
Business / Re: Money Ritual Theory. Is The Money Involved Printed By CBN? by Porthos: 7:17am On Aug 02, 2016
it's funny..... real funny
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: The Plight Of Second Class Lower in Nigeria by Porthos: 7:08am On Aug 02, 2016
making sense
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: The Plight Of Second Class Lower in Nigeria by Porthos: 7:03am On Aug 02, 2016
baba, even first class nor sure...
Romance / Re: My Fiance Complains That I'm Too Fat by Porthos: 6:38am On Aug 02, 2016
the troubles of life.... mehnnn......
Romance / Re: She Said I'm Too Nice To Her. Whaz D Way Out. by Porthos: 6:36am On Aug 02, 2016
Lies, bro
Business / Re: See What People Are Planning To Do To Yuan by Porthos: 6:35am On Aug 02, 2016
how market?
Romance / Re: This Is Why You Should NEVER Be Nice To A Woman by Porthos: 6:35am On Aug 02, 2016
always be nice to a woman joor
Education / Re: Thread For Structural Engineering Students. by Porthos: 6:34am On Aug 02, 2016
what happened to this thread?
Properties / Re: Simple Guild To The Construction Of Timber Roof Truss In Nigeria by Porthos: 8:15pm On Jul 29, 2016
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Career / Re: Civil Engineering: Aspirants And Practitioners by Porthos: 7:16am On Jan 15, 2016
MightyHands:
I'm a fresh graduate of Civil Engring..tins have not clicked yet but I'm still optimistic and above all happy I'm a Civil engring grad..I love d profession even tho d Nigerian Factor is nt helpin..Sometimes I wonder..if I hadn't done civil engring how my life wud af turned out. I say dis cos even tho I'm nt employed to any firm..my proficiency in designs jus keeps me hanging in there..no offense to other discipline..bt Civil Engineering Rocks..im Happy I'm one of them..S/O to eryone in d house

I am a student of this discipline. I really like the feeling you got.
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elijahdre:
Not in stock sir at the moment
ok
Technology Market / Re: CHEAPEST PRICES ON PHONES/TABLETS/POWERBANK:GIONEE,XIAOMI,OPO,CUBETALK,JIAYU ETC by Porthos: 5:11pm On Jan 11, 2016
Do u have injoo f2 tablet ?
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(edited..23/10/2015)


can u deliver to benin now?
Romance / Re: When A Girl Is Dating A Guy Who Is Not Ready For Marriage by Porthos: 2:56pm On Dec 31, 2015
ladycomfort:
. Are you crushing on your stupidd mother or what? Oloriburuku ni e se. E no go beta for ya mama. Oloshi. Omo iya alabe jona
u are too abusive for a female. See the way you insult MrBasketball's mother as if she is your mate. Mind your words na…… haba..

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Education / Re: Thread For Structural Engineering Students. by Porthos: 11:50pm On Dec 29, 2015
RobinHez:
Hiya!

Its your homeboy RobinHood! cool
Er..yea..I'm RobinHez but this robot RobinHood ...wasted my monicker in the past embarassed


The way things are going right now in our country, we (The Structural Engineers) are needed more than ever.

Like how I explain our Job to people who ask; "thinking about the Human Anatomy.., see the structural engineer as the one in charge of the skeletal system and designing the various organs of the body, the Architect as the one in charge of aesthetics and the civil engineer as the one in charge of building the whole body!"

That little analogy up there shows we're the boss! (Sorry Civil guys tongue)
So..can I get all the structural engineering students on this forum to get in here? cheesy

Er...Graduates of the course can also come in to show their support and provide advice when needed. Thanks.

lol…… comedian

Hey robinhood or whatever your name is, the way you talk about structural engineer like u av been brain washed. Wait! Did u fill it yourself during jamb or uniben tucked u in cos if u are in 100L, ur set is the 2nd set to be admitted through utme/pume but 3rd set in uniben currently offering ste as bsc i.e your 1st set in the history of uniben is in year4 as we speak. Before I proceed, I am in uniben , 300L, civil eng. Civil engineering can never be described the way you talk of it. It is wide field of study encompassing structural, water, highway, geotechnics, environment etc. Structural is just one of the many branches of civil & to think of likening civil to someone moulding block only shows how shallow a supposed structural engineer could think. It is true that both works hand-in-hand which one cannot overlook but do you know structural is not suppose to evn be for jambites? It is a very demanding task & should be for masters student who has finished civil engineering & not some who are still battling with phy113 & mth112.... One thing you should know is that u guys will get to pick a specific area of structure(say steel str, timber str etc) to specialize in & datz ur disadvantage but being a civil, u can perform as a str specialist in all areas of str whether steel, timber etc..... Oh, you don't know? Ask those higher in uniben & they will tell you civil is preferrable(no sentiments attached). It doesn't evn make sense for a "part" to be better than the "whole." Civil houses you... little wonder why we all use civil dept, h.o.d etc. See civil is evil & remains there... no need to argue over trifles. Str is good but, I tell you civil is better. You know why? I can be you ( a str engr) one day, but you can NEVER be me (a civil engr). You might not understand now bro, as you get up the ladder things will start getting clearer, just like DSTV. Besides, what's your name?
Properties / Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by Porthos: 9:48pm On Dec 29, 2015
omooba969:
Experts in the house I need help.

I gave an architectural drawing & approval job to somebody and he messed up. I sketched out the way I preferred my floor plan to be but he ended up doing something else; how he ended up with the wrong floor plan is still beyond me.

None the less, he got the approval from the local authority but for the wrong architectural floor plan.

I actually sent the one I sketched through my uncle who's in 9ja because I reside overseas but the man in charge of the job maintained he wasn't given the one I sketched. I know he's lying because my uncle called me from the man's office when he delivered it to him & we talked about price.

Now, I just want to fix the mess & I still want my sketch done. If I secure the exact floor plan I want, does it mean I have to get a separate approval for it? How do I go about this?

10x cool

if you want the sketch done, I could help. Even elevations, roof plans & 3d. Thats the part I can really answer. Maybe others here can help with your other questions……
Properties / Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by Porthos: 9:42pm On Dec 29, 2015
many many

segzy14:

Technical name is "course"
topsy23:


Coach means layers of block upward.
mufutau55:

You mean a coach of block... if so, that is just one layer of block...
Hajji M.
topsy23:


Coach means layers of block upward.

thanks thanks
Properties / Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by Porthos: 9:38pm On Dec 29, 2015
FastShipping:


Coach as in trainer or what?

Can you shed more light on this?

thanks. this is a thread for construction…… & I wouldn't derail. My question has been answered by topsy23 & mufutau55 ……… thanks anyways. kudos for the concern

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