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RomanceRe: My First Day In Ashawo House. And My Observation. by Poseidon000: 5:02pm On Jul 27, 2020
RomanceRe: My First Day In Ashawo House. And My Observation. by Poseidon000: 4:56pm On Jul 27, 2020
deolurexy1:
How did you go about getting the girl you finally banged(raw). I need to have this information wink
It's not that much of a rigmarole. I used platforms like baddoo et al.
Just mention a mouth watery incentive(money), drop your contact and watch the plethora of calls you'll have to deal with.

You can also try this one my guys use often>> https://www.fuckbookmobile.com
But you'll have to pay a little for registration.
RomanceRe: My First Day In Ashawo House. And My Observation. by Poseidon000:
SweetCunt97:
Lolzzz, all because of sex? So you didn't use condom with the chap? Or after d tests and everything you still used condom? You should have lost d bet as you chickened out with d public chap though.
No, i didn't renege on our bet. I only demanded health assurance, which is pertinent and a cogent request that wasn't taken into cognisance at first. So, it's only apt on the path of safety that they accede.
Conversely, they just want to see me have sex, no matter the hassle it'll cost them. Which is why they had the testicular fortitude to dole out 300k just to see to that.

- Well, since we both did comprehensive(full) medical test, the need to use condom was negated, but i made sure she took contraceptive in my presence, cause I don't have energy for pregnancy drama. Lolcheesy

Anyway, it still gives me a good laugh whenever I look at the whole thing retrospectively. Cos the chap was luridly blunt when she was describing how I made her feel, and my guys were just taking in her words with horrid realization, like that of a man who came back home and found all his family massacred.
The chap still call's me till today, several years after, but I can't give her what she wants at the moment.

Lolcheesy
RomanceRe: My First Day In Ashawo House. And My Observation. by Poseidon000:
SweetCunt97:
Lolzzz, well I do not have any idea. Never been to a LovePeddler house, never made one as a friend. I simply speculated. So I guess you don't patronize them huh
Hehehe! That's quite a personal question, but think I'm in the mood to talk today

In all candour; I once visited a brothel after I could no longer stomach the taunts and insults of my hommies claiming that I'm impotent for not having sex or girlfriend at 24yrs of age. All attempt in making them see reason that I'm fine, just that I'm stolidly apathetic to the sex and relationship thing, fell on indifferent ears, cos they know it's not out of religious scruple, nor could they fathom how a full fledge man will stay that long without sex.

I baited them to bet 300k with me and they fell, being so sure of themselves. We went to a brothel and intimated a chap on our intention, so she would be the judge for an incentive of extra cash. Just after she took off my clothes and was sliding the condom in, I had a pang of realization on the cost implication of what I was about to do on my health.
I stopped her and she looked at me with bewildered confusion and tried to entreat me to continue. I understood. Told her she can keep the cash we gave her.
When my guys got wind of the development, you need to see the sense of triumph of ”I told you so” and the rapturous excitement that rented the air.
I told them i can't do it with a prostitute I don't know her health history. We offered sex contract online with medical test among the clause. You would be surprised the number of ladies that enlisted. Hehehegrin
Well, we finally selected one sweet chap from Lagos, had her brought to Abuja and we did a full medical test.

Long story short; I did the 'do' and won the bet to the chagrin of my guys. at least, I got paid handsomely for breaking my celibacy. Lolgringrin
RomanceRe: My First Day In Ashawo House. And My Observation. by Poseidon000: 12:34am On Jul 27, 2020
SweetCunt97:
Many of these Ashawos delivered used condoms to ritualists who need it to renew their jazz.
Hmmm! I don't think you're correct.

The prostitutes are also at risk if the condom is to be used for ritual, cos there's a residue of her on that condom.
Have you wondered why prostitute at brothels never allow their customers go home with the condom? That's because they're mortally afraid, should incase their customer have sinister motive.
I've heard of guys beaten to pulp at brothel, just for trying to forcefully take their condom.



It's a two way thing that is not worth the risk, considering the health risk which should be our topmost concern. Sadly, guys are playing Russian roulette with their life for some momentary pleasure. In fact, I've even heard guys brag with unabashed gusto, that; a man is not yet a man unless he treat's STD like gonorrhea.


Risible!
RomanceRe: As A Man Do You Think You Deserve A Second Chance If You Cheat On Your Partner? by Poseidon000: 11:38pm On Jul 26, 2020
lefulefu:
thats why i said its left for the woman to decide.the guys i see who get dumped by women anyway wen they cheat are the broke dudes but i have never seen any guy that is well off who has been dumped by a lady cheesy.in short some rich guys even cheat with impunity and throw it at the faces of their women while such women meekly meet their pastors to pray to God to turn back the heart of their men cheesy
Word!


Lolcheesy

FamilyRe: Men, Can You Take Your Wife Back After Cheating On You? by Poseidon000: 9:59pm On Jul 26, 2020
smellingKPEKUS:
where do you come from?
I'm Igbo. As for the state; I'll need to consult the godsgrin
FamilyRe: Men, Can You Take Your Wife Back After Cheating On You? by Poseidon000: 9:51pm On Jul 26, 2020
From where I come from, if a man is stupid enough to accept his cheating wife, he's as good as a walking corpse. Even being a born again Christian will not help you circumvent that.

I watched my distant uncle die a miserable death after he accepted his wife who cheated and even got pregnant for his blood brother. All in the name of forgiving as a born again Christian.


By proclivity, I can't bring myself to put up with a cheating partner, cos i myself don't cheat. Not out of moral scruple, but because i find it grueling hard to keep up with a normal relationship, not to talk of 'side' relationship.
CelebritiesRe: Kiki Mordi Releases Phone Conversation She Had With Sega About Seyitan And Dbanj by Poseidon000: 9:18pm On Jul 26, 2020
FuckThaMod:
Keep slaying that mudafucker grin
Hehehe!cheesy

Actually, i seldom indulge dregs like him, but I've enough spare time in my hand, today being sunday.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Leicester City Vs Manchester United (0 - 2) On 26th July 2020 by Poseidon000: 9:09pm On Jul 26, 2020
Section1000:
Make pesin hold ghettokid1 ooo grin grin grin

To lose 20k no be beans oo
The guy liver no be here! I mean, why em go stake 10k each for Chelsea and man U to lose, when e sure say one of them go win. So, why stake in the first place.

Abi e get something wey I dey misshuhcheesy

Gettokid, accept my sympathy.

CelebritiesRe: Kiki Mordi Releases Phone Conversation She Had With Sega About Seyitan And Dbanj by Poseidon000:
sanpipita:
I said it yesterday that Sega lied against Kiki and nairaland incels were in my mentions exhibiting their usual stupidity, the idiot Sega even went ahead to share a fake tweet against Kiki which he has now deleted, they will tell you false accusations is bad then run and do same thing when it suits them, I still stand by what I said yesterday, they will continue trying to hunt down kiki but will fail.
No, that's not actually what you said. This is what you said:

sanpipita:
Nigerian men hate it when a women is capable and assertive, since Kiki exposed their fathers as predatory monsters, they have been wanting to hunt her down, if anyone is a hitman its that short devil Sega, only God knows how much he collected from dbanj to lie against kiki
You went into throwing petty invective at nigerian men in bide to win some sickening feminine plaudit.

You disingenuous halfwit
CrimeRe: Kiki Mordi Accused Of Threatening Seyitan, D’banj’s Rape Accuser by Poseidon000: 8:05pm On Jul 26, 2020
FuckThaMod:
grin grin grin grin grin You mean that aprokodoctor?
Yea!cheesy
CrimeRe: Kiki Mordi Accused Of Threatening Seyitan, D’banj’s Rape Accuser by Poseidon000: 10:24pm On Jul 25, 2020
lanreHeda:
pls how can assault be non physical ?.......explain this pls
Lol. cheesy


You don't need to be told when an illiterate talk.
CrimeRe: Kiki Mordi Accused Of Threatening Seyitan, D’banj’s Rape Accuser by Poseidon000: 10:18pm On Jul 25, 2020
sanpipita:
Lol calm down its just Internet you are not in an American embassy, stop forming nonsense for me, if I'm pandering to women then you are pandering to men hopefully they will make their cocks available for you to suck, unrelenting RoosterDrinker
When are you going to start wearing skirt like the pussy niggar you're?
CrimeRe: Kiki Mordi Accused Of Threatening Seyitan, D’banj’s Rape Accuser by Poseidon000:
sanpipita:
Only low lives will insinuate having an opinion equates to worshipping pussy, bet your mind is pussy trapped you can't think of anything else than pussy, anyway you have been noticed, next please.
There's a huge difference between having an opinion and pandering to a demographic in bide to regurgitate some bile and nauseating line of despicable misandrists out to wreck men.

You my boy; is a mindless sex starved lowlife, making yourself ready to be made an example of, like a lab rat, by the dregs(pained women) you herald.


I'm not here to bandy words with you, cos you're just a kid who have a lot learning to do. I mean, you're nothing but a misfit whose only hommie is Judas Iscariot. In fact, you need to start wearing skirt to complement the püssy ass niggar you're.
CrimeRe: Kiki Mordi Accused Of Threatening Seyitan, D’banj’s Rape Accuser by Poseidon000: 8:48pm On Jul 25, 2020
sanpipita:
Nigerian men hate it when a women is capable and assertive, since Kiki exposed their fathers as predatory monsters, they have been wanting to hunt her down, if anyone is a hitman its that short devil Sega, only God knows how much he collected from dbanj to lie against kiki
I know you think being a complete jackass will earn your some dirty püssy of the misandrists using feminism as a veneer. Well, your inanity is just a storm in a tea cup, cos people far more intelligent and well placed have exhibited this same servile pussy-worship, but poetic justice beamed a frown of irony on their stupidity, leaving them gasping to clear their name of rape allegation of a disgruntled ex(like the low life UK doctor).

You're just a clownish prey, helping your predators to set up the trap to maroon you.
RomanceRe: My Fiancee Insists We Spend N500k Or Less On Our Wedding But I Want To Spend N1M by Poseidon000: 12:55pm On Jul 25, 2020
Swissheart:
My question is how come you were 27years on 04th July and you are 29years today? huh How are you growing? lipsrsealed
Lolcheesy

Fertilizer is part of his diet
Foreign AffairsRe: China And Russia 'Developing Deadly Drones Which Attack Without Human Approval' by Poseidon000: 12:35pm On Jul 25, 2020
prettytasha:
I'm sure the United States have done worse ... But will always be the first to cry foul
Prettytasha, your brain is 'pretty' for seeing through US attempt in using this as a casus belli to go on all-out arm proliferation.

Just like giving a dog a bad name to hang it. Infact, i think i like you already.
RomanceRe: What Is The Largest Age Gap Between You And Someone You Dated? by Poseidon000: 2:23pm On Jul 24, 2020
FamousMonk:
I'm being told the email address is incorrect..
Abahmarvelous000@gmail.com?
Is the dot between Abah and marvelous a mistake?
abah.marvelous000@gmail.com

Is correct
RomanceRe: What Is The Largest Age Gap Between You And Someone You Dated? by Poseidon000: 11:57am On Jul 24, 2020
Makanaki127:
That means u like big things oh wen big pass u
No, baba!

I dun see this world in and out. Wetin dey thrill majority no they move me. I be maverick and I love to break with the tradition

I'm unapologetically retro and old school by disposition. Especially, when it comes to taste.

For instance, if you go through my music playlist, na only old school hardcore rap you go see. I'm just like that right from small.
RomanceRe: What Is The Largest Age Gap Between You And Someone You Dated? by Poseidon000: 11:43am On Jul 24, 2020
Gracealone:
Your statement doesn't appear true to me. Otherwise, you should be in America or Europe now married to your white granny.
AFONAMARO:
Just tell us say you like Sugar Mama's
Lolcheesy

Na una get una mouth.
RomanceRe: What Is The Largest Age Gap Between You And Someone You Dated? by Poseidon000: 11:40am On Jul 24, 2020
FamousMonk:
Bro you live in Abuja?
Can I PM you?
Sure.


But the email associated with this account is now defunct. Reach me here>> Abah.marvelous000@gmail.com
RomanceRe: What Is The Largest Age Gap Between You And Someone You Dated? by Poseidon000: 11:37am On Jul 24, 2020
ndidibabe:
Lol. I understand. But then, the truth is that you didn't actually love him...
No, the truth is that; considered what she prefers and makes her happy. Because in the end, love is not sufficient to sustain a relationship.

Secondly, love is an over hyped hogwash percolated through the annals of mankind.
RomanceRe: What's The Worst Thing Your Lover Did To You After A Breakup? by Poseidon000: 9:37pm On Jul 23, 2020
fawalej:
My x and her father collected my two plot of land after the breakup.. her father was the one that secure the land for me..
You're too naive. The only person that can secure a thing as personal as land for me, is my mom. Even my brother and sister don't enjoy that privilege. Infact, I've a friend in the US whose sister and her husband defrauded him of a hell lot of million the same way.
RomanceRe: What Is The Largest Age Gap Between You And Someone You Dated? by Poseidon000: 6:20pm On Jul 23, 2020
For inexplicable reason, I like ladies that are way older than me. I don't even mind if she's 15yrs older.


It's an inherent disposition per se.
RomanceRe: My Past Memories Is Making Me Hate Her And I Want To End It Now by Poseidon000: 5:32pm On Jul 23, 2020
baiaon:
When you first met her,she was in the age bracket of 22 to 23years old.She must have had alot of suitors and options.Hence her nasty attitude towards you because you weren't her spec.Fast forward 3 years and the suitors and options have dried up hence her desire to get married as soon as possible to any available option that's why you see her cooking,sweeping and other bullshit that easily impresses Nigerian men
If you eventually marry her,she will change back to her nasty attitude when you first met her.Classic bait and switch
The ancestors are happy with you.
RomanceRe: A Lady gifted my boyfriend with a Car by Poseidon000: 12:16pm On Jul 22, 2020
Spaxon:
Done n Dusted
Now, this isn't a cheering news. What really happened.

Was it this same issue that caused it?
FamilyRe: How Guys Use Marriage To Plunge Themselves Into Perpetual Poverty. by Poseidon000(op): 10:21pm On Jul 21, 2020
AdaoraNK:
@Poseidon000

Well done. Do you have his number? Some people might want to help.

I have stopped blaming people who gets into trouble waters as a result of wrong calculations or miscalculations. The thing there is how can the person get out from such situations.
Nah! He doesn't even have a phone. But I think I can locate his place by the description he gave.
FamilyRe: How Guys Use Marriage To Plunge Themselves Into Perpetual Poverty. by Poseidon000(op): 10:16pm On Jul 21, 2020
Luxurydriverng:
Yet to read but I already love the topic. Right now i am on the verge of dumping my marriage. I was so pained when my suppose wife didn't let me rest after hustling and coming home to relax this woman just dey nag me over money for pad. I just had to rethink the entire thing. And wonder is it really worth it. Guys think am well oh don't let society push you into what will kill you. Because if u die another man go shine that Congo.
I wish you'll find a way to salvage your marriage. The deed has been done. The only thing is to find a way to circumvent your circumstance.

Marriage is not what you jump in and out.
FamilyRe: How Guys Use Marriage To Plunge Themselves Into Perpetual Poverty. by Poseidon000(op):
Hello, fellas.

mygem, fbabs, febirim09, kenzysmith, thinkmoney, poltergeist, moriton

My email associated with this account, is now defunct.

Reach me via Abah.marvelous000@gmail.com let's talk there.
FamilyRe: How Guys Use Marriage To Plunge Themselves Into Perpetual Poverty. by Poseidon000(op):
pocohantas:
If a lady tells you people to be financially stable before marriage, you will start crying. You will say she is broke-shaming you. You will ask how much her father had before marrying her mum. You will ask if she is a liability. You will na tell us how you sef wan marry DJcuppy.

Now you are saying same thing women have been telling you.

I have come to realize men know the truth. They just hate to hear it from women. grin

Una go dey alright ehn. Cuties kiss
You seem to misconstrue my point. I'm not advocating that one must be rich, but that; it's requisite one have a source of income and a little comfort before going into marriage. So that the family don't suffer.

But we all know how ladies on this fora denigrate and disdain men of humble beginning or of average economic stature. To them, it's either he's stupendously boxed up or he has a stake in the patrimony of Dangote or Tony Elumelu. Anything outside this - the man should go and die.
That's why ladies over here win the aversion of men whenever they institute such topic.
Ironically: only but a minute out of ladies build themselves to be worthy of such demand.

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