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obembet:
I bought phone for my guy. With nice shirt. But I can't do anymore. Guys doesn't worth it

teacherbim:
Please how do I place an Ad on nairaland,can someone put me through?

TOPCRUISE:
If you are hustling and you impregnate a broke girl, you are finished.

Omar09:
Ello sir. Sir! No be us can speak Inglis like a this.

Sir, you fit do translations for we, I mean me?

Lol. When people talk about love, I just laugh.

Mr man, there's nothing like love between man and a woman, it's only selfish interest that consummate(=join in matrimony) both.

Nevertheless, I support your points. It help mitigate(=reduce the severity of something bad) the explosion of lascivity(=Lustful desires, characterized by lewdness) in our society that is driving me crazy and making me want to run amuck(=mad with murderous frenzy.) and bash some brainless skulls pervading(=spread to every part of a thing; brainless skulls spreading it to every part of society) it.

imohchard:
Kevin Debruyne does this at every match...

So what is the jubilation for?

rosy1992:
Don't depend on what people say to you, you should love yourself, let other people opinions be secondary. Please baby mama is not the solution.

BadRadio:
I am serious, I was told it's a cross breed boxer kinda dog

DenreleDave:
Sometimes back, naso I arrange appointment with a lady.. Naso the lady come, entertained her, she carry her smoke. Naso Night reach as we don do do finish, we kon sleep. Trust mi, I cud not sleep overnight. Yes I could not sleep.

Why? I have always read bad news on nairaland about someone dying in another person place and it always ring in my mind.. Funny enough, the Mumu girl is not feeling fine and she never told me...
I was almost awake through out the night checking if she is breathing, anytime I suspect she isn't breathing, I tap her and she moves her body... I was even regretting why I had to let her sleep overnight sef but don't blame me, she came in the evening...

Guys, if you get any arrangement with a babe, Pls let her come in the morning and leave that same day, probably evening.. The enjoyment una wan enjoy for night can be enjoyed from morning to evening.. Don't let any lady sleep over.

Disadvantages:

1. She may be possesed (medium risk)

2. She may die in your care (very high risk). Imagine a young guy like you with a bright future going to jail for something u don't know about....

3. You yourself may die.. Hence endangering the lady's life. ...

I remember going to Lagos high Court for affidavit and I saw prisoners about to be judged coming down from the prison bus, mehnn. I knew some of them are accused of what they are not guilty for.... I pray that none of us will be unfortunate ooo

Nigeria is already messed up.. Notin like doing a forensic autopsy to ascertain the true cause of the death...

Advantages of avoiding sleeping over :

1. Peace of mind, even if she wan die overnight, she go go die for her place but pray she wunt die after leaving ur place for home

2. Any style u wan do in the midnight can be done in the day time

3. Her moaning wunt disturb the neighbors cox them go dey busy


Be wise.. Don't ever invite a lady over, any sex u Wana enjoy overnight can be enjoyed during the day..


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Originality007:
You mean South korea Government should arrest peacful Activists?

DenreleDave:
Pussy worship?

See the guy that sucks every ashawo pussy...

No wonder you are sick... See ur mouth....

doggedfighter:
Not incorrect it could be what I said or fever blisters like you described. The important thing we're trying to say is that it's not pussy whatever like he's trying to make us believe.

proff010:
Liar.....
This is a result of malaria drug you use...

sirjoggy:
This is a reaction of taking malaria drugs

Elimon:
Shatap!...a friend had this stuff all over his body once...twas all drug reaction and no sex thing...op is wrong

harizonal123:
Liar. Maleria things

MASTERCHIEF0847:
Clout chaser go and treat your malaria.

ladyGKilaBCrueD:
yep! just last night. rub toto and licked off the juice from my fingers. I taste damn good I could eat myself.

KimberlyWest:
I believe it's because the moderators have common sense, which obviously isn't common anymore.

doggedfighter:
He's reacting to drugs not pussy

bignero:
I read something from you in the past.. I liked the way your mindworked from what I read..

In this post, I can very well relate with what your saying..

I'd very much like your person and I think your cute.. I'd love to reach you.. If I dm you here, I can't get feed back because mine doesn't work..

How can I reach you?

salamudeen:
Can you imagine instead of you to just say it was the worst but just because of hatred for another religion you had to bring Islam into the light ehn... As at that time tell me if there is anything like ISIS or BOKOHARAM.... Guy abeg better repair your mind

Nezzjnr:
Your parents have been married for more than 2 decades now

Yet you still feel Marriage is a scam

I think you guys are going over board on this

dyfaze:
Correct Bro,
It depends on the area Sha, I'm in Lagos too. Lagos ladies always proof so smart, I hope you know that and they like to Bring Mat if you have an apartment, forming wife material

Advice: Just tell her what you have, Some ladies I have met in Lagos are so considerate and simple..But at first, they always proof so smart..But if you're honest and maintain ur stand. You won't have problem with them.

LaJoe2:

My brother is married, whenever he comes around, I see the stress over his face, he used to be fairer than me. Even his rent had to be paid again for the 2nd time by someone else. He couldn't make the rent money.

The other day, all the staffs in the house had to gather to help start his car.

But I see the wife, getting fatter, moving around like a hog (I'm sorry, couldn't find a better description). Always walking around like she's tired or pregnant. The first thing she does when she comes around is to change the channel to ZeeWorld. You can tell shes living carefree.

I'm sorry, their situation doesn't encourage me to be married. Trust me, my brother would have been better off alone.

That's marriage in Nigeria.

Marriage is not bad, but wisdom. You have to assess the season to be married and the purpose. There is a right time and purpose. In our parents time, it was good/favorable to be married, men and women were brought up better and better trained for marriage plus the economy was better, but is it the same now, NOOOO!

It would be foolish of you to say, I must replicate what my parents did without considering that time has changed. Be ready to enter gbase.