Dis one a joka biko. Hair everywhere.

jackbauersballs:

And who told you I went to University?

I can bet my left testicle that if we were to expose ourselves to the public right now, I'm in a far better position than you can hope to attain in life.

Miscreant!

. Boda mi, eh calm down. Make d yeye boy come unn biko so dat im papa go build coke villa for d boy n enuf parties go happen

Hmm. Fishy story if u ask me

D evil priestess and d prince(pt 1 to 4)

Nigur, we're talking class, fashion, manliness, high maintenance, brains, killer voice, diction, vocabulary, charisma, poise, grace, intelligence, perfected acting, brilliant interpretation n u're calling Van. D dude reminds me of chika ike. He's cute, i'll give him dat but dat's all dere is to him

Y'all beta calm down. So what if he acts lyk chika ike? He's getting said n y'all jst a bunch of hatez.

Dey ar both pretty women. Same smile, same cheekbones n nose. Same jawline

skales: Ugly wife

She looks Iboish

. Did u switch ur brain cells for height. Ur eskimo ancestors will be proud

Attempting to care... Loading...5%...29%...52%...84%...error...can't give two bout wizkid

Hypocrites. D lot of you. As if dey are not pro dancers. If it's not an erotic move, i c no reason why one can't dance in church. If u don't lyk it, come to deeper life campus fellowship, unn. I hear dey don't even have drums to start wit

Simply breathtaking

Every minute is worth it.

Nyc.

Ok

Been luk'n for somethin for dis scraggy face of mine.

Tori

Muhehehehehehehehe. Dis one is strong.

alfredo4u: It happen three days ago, my fiancee and i had a misunderstand, at the process, she now said she cant be like my elder sister that is not married at her early 30s just becos i told her i still need some time. She said is o ver btw us. This was the same girl dat brought bad boys to beat me to death 3years ago. It was God dat save me dat day.
After dat, she brought olopa(police) to arrest me becos she wants to dump me.
Now, i ve a girl out there, dat can even sacrify her life and everything on me.
What should i do pals?

dude u jst drained my brain cells. Who did u slap? D one dat brought boys to beat u or d sacrificing one? Pls work on ur English.

deviduff: Slapped? I stabbed my ex-gal in her thigh for insulting my elder sister.

idiat. Oya clap 4 ya sorry self

lindabon:
First of all, lemme start by congratulating you; WELCOME TO WOMANHOOD!!
It's not easy! 

Anyways . . . . .
Hope he used rubber while at it, else you might even want to jump d next bridge if u are preggies . . .
Cheer up my friend. . . most ladies have been there. nothing new.
Abi are you crying because the guy didn't do it well?  
So rise up, dust your urself, and explore your journey of self discovery. . . . No Time!!!!

madmoiselle, u harsh o. D fool is heart broken and crying stupidly n u're being so nasty to her. Nne ndo o. Which one is paining u, d soreness, d fact dat u were such a bimbo or are u missing ur hymen. Btw do u hv to cry when u're deflowr'd not raped? He didn't force u na n i'm sure u were all @give me more u bad boy% dat day. Pls let us hia word biko. Olopolo dudu

lindabon:
First of all, lemme start by congratulating you; WELCOME TO WOMANHOOD!!
It's not easy! 

Anyways . . . . .
Hope he used rubber while at it, else you might even want to jump d next bridge if u are preggies . . .
Cheer up my friend. . . most ladies have been there. nothing new.
Abi are you crying because the guy didn't do it well?  
So rise up, dust your urself, and explore your journey of self discovery. . . . No Time!!!!

madmoiselle, u harsh o. D fool is heart broken and crying stupidly n u're being so nasty to her. Nne ndo o. Which one is paining u, d soreness, d fact dat u were such a bimbo or are u missing ur hymen. Btw do u hv to cry when u're deflowr'd not raped? He didn't force u na n i'm sure u were all @give me more u bad boy% dat day. Pls let us hia word biko. Anumanu

Lachynos2k2: i neva woo any gal in my life,na dem they woo me..i guess dats why they r called woo-men.

idiat

Ok ppl. Calm down. She's 24 n she definately knws what she wants. He bobo isn't satisfying her n his padi is looking lyk a beta prospect. I understand d feeling of sudden freedom from virginity(if u term it bondage at all) . Have u told him u lyk hot, spicy n wild, n he's still acting missionary?if he is, bitch run wild, sleep around, f*ck dem all, buy a brothel n open a lucrative one-woman business untill u're so wide, a train could gain access all because u lost it at 24 meanwhile some did b4 reaching 7 n nobody is hearing dia story. Mayb if u were raped, ur urges myt not be so insatiable. Have fun. Seun, i typed B . I . T . C . H. Not naughty lady if u don't mind.

Mad Cow: Intelligence and my Gentlemanly Charm..




Plus she saw me single-handedly beating 3 heavily armed Mopols later that Afternoon after their convoy accidentally splashed water on my limited edition 2013 BMW 7 Series.. She just fell in love with me.

yawns

Wash.

tunapawizzy: I danced with her at a party,,,,took her to a corner , held her left hand and placed it on my turgid joystick, she smiled and that was it. We've been married for 7yrs with 2 kids

. Only two. Considering d circumstances of ur meeting, i'd say 7 or more

raynold: cool..Catholic till death

. Why is dis post hidden? N y can i still see it

Frostyzone:
There is nothing Holy about the Catholic Church. Infact, they will be the first to tell you that there is no such thing as speaking in tongues or miracles.

So how can they believe in the holy spirit when they don't believe in all of these holy spirit qualities...or so I'm told.

spoken lyk d ignoramus dat u are

Akuko mbe na agu

Nawa o.

On point y'all. Jst don't touch my father. Keep it at politicians n thieves in agbada. U myt want to stay away from northerners though

It's not lyk it was Obama dat came o. Twas d former presido n some scrawny ass nigurs want to sing an anthem dat dey don't even know. Or were dey doing it alphabetically? Y did he come sef. If jackie appiah had come would dey have sung Ghana's anthem?

Nigur, u crazy? It's not even a question.Smh smh