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Romance / Re: List Things That Are Better Than Sex by poshpimkiey(f): 10:53pm On Dec 29, 2013 |
Nomski0: 1.ChessAre we sisters? Yet to win in PES tho'. Do u win? |
Literature / Re: The Claw, The Tail, And The Cross. by poshpimkiey(f): 10:44pm On Dec 29, 2013 |
Royver:U finally noticed me...my famzy has paid off. As for le beau, shebi na manifestation, He won't mind sharing... |
Literature / Re: The Claw, The Tail, And The Cross. by poshpimkiey(f): 3:08pm On Dec 29, 2013 |
#JOKE Royver, pls can I be ur grlfriend. I know I have a boyfrend already, bt I wll love you just as much as I love le beau....pls pls pls p.s-I'm not desperate |
Romance / Re: Why Sex Should Wait Until Marriage by poshpimkiey(f): 4:45pm On Dec 21, 2013 |
Virginity is a way of life. It is a choice,a virtue and not lack of opportunity. 20 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: 10 Unique Facts About Kissing by poshpimkiey(f): 4:25pm On Dec 21, 2013 |
Baby mama: Nna e be like bad kissers dey concentrated for one region oHe shld be in a Russian concentration camp |
Romance / Re: 10 Unique Facts About Kissing by poshpimkiey(f): 4:24pm On Dec 21, 2013 |
Baby mama: What if your man is a bingo from mokoladat's just wrong. dat dude shld b sent to jail n d lady whipped thoroughly...se as she close eyes. ewww. Nightmare material |
Romance / Re: Best Looking Nairaland Couples 2013! by poshpimkiey(f): 2:29pm On Dec 21, 2013 |
Nadia_SA1: Nadikewhy can't somebody relike...NL sef. |
Literature / Re: CHRISTMAS SPECIAL -- Drop your Stories by poshpimkiey(f): 11:55pm On Dec 18, 2013 |
Ahem... I'm the second born child, second girl(last girl too), so naturally I can like to follow my sister about. She's the Ada and she's always right. One day my luck come be like say e won shine... I still don't know what she did to mommy sha but from my spot where I was chilling with gino komkom, sand and grass(unto mama put things), I heard my gentle-soft-spoken by nature mother shout, it was more like a shriek though "catch that girl for me". Ha, which girl..."Ada, no let am pass". See he devil in me that propelled me to jump and give a hot chase on my chuke chuke mosquito legs(elese toothpick). No, they must flog Adorable Ada today*if u eva read Horrid Henry*. Mind you, Ada had always been a plump kid, I working with 10years here so I was a skinny 8 year old fuelled with sisterly envy. Unto how I grabbed Ada's shirt, first mistake, nne see slap. I swear that was the beginning of my otitis media. I blacked out for about 30seconds. When all became bright and sunny again, Ada was above me, crushing my fickle ribs and hitting me like the crazed fugitive that she was at that time. Thankfully, mommy pulled her off me and gave her her own well deserved whipping. Only then did I see my sweet sister's imprint on my poor cheek. Red and burning. "Mommy see, Ada slap me", "Who send you? Baza queen". choi after my heroic capture and battle wounds, no awards(biscuit), no medals(N2:50K), no plaques(eclairs) no even ordinary thank you or customary eyah sorry...I WAS CRUSHED. Na her pikins go hear am for my hand tho, make she marry first. Thanks 1 Like |
Education / Re: FG Suspends UNN Chairman Of Governing Council by poshpimkiey(f): 6:26pm On Dec 17, 2013 |
dey shld sha not start dia own internal strike. I've experienced my first strike...dat shld be enuf in one academic lifetime. mi o r'aye oshi |
Education / Re: ASUU Ready to Call-Off Strike Next Week - Fagge by poshpimkiey(f): 10:56pm On Dec 12, 2013 |
Benedict44: Wow! . Gud news 4rm ASUU and Fg. So afta their bisi body and threat , d later sign am . ASUU don win. Cant wait to watch d last episode of season 6. FUTO/ december tins on my mind. IF u believe dat their wont be anytin lik strike again in Naija universities LIKE MY POST niggurs b hustling likes...smh |
Education / Re: ASUU Ready to Call-Off Strike Next Week - Fagge by poshpimkiey(f): 10:51pm On Dec 12, 2013 |
What can I say...5 wasted months. I can't even fit jubilate. and why the Bleep is °fergie° fagge waiting for next week, dey just sha want this foolish matter to reash nxt yr. Insipid cretins, the lot of govt n ASUU 1 Like |
TV/Movies / Re: Can Nollywood Ever Make Cartoons by poshpimkiey(f): 10:32pm On Dec 11, 2013 |
bia op, didn't u watch Chika and the warriors...even my dad watched it with us. the tin made sense sha |
Literature / Re: I See Things Others Do Not See... by poshpimkiey(f): 12:10pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
Words fail me...wow. I swear i saw Nina's beautiful blue light via ur apt description, twas truly sensational. Thank u Royver, I now have smtn to daydrm about. |
Celebrities / Re: Tools With Denrele & Fally Ipupaa @ Channel0 Awards by poshpimkiey(f): 7:01pm On Dec 03, 2013 |
I shld b 7th...wow. getting dere. ehen, denrele*no b today*. toolz try, even fally's on point |
Fashion / Re: Kcee And Marian Kekurah On The Cover Of House Of Maliq by poshpimkiey(f): 11:35pm On Dec 02, 2013 |
Buoyantic: Kcee be like... can't stop maself. chisos...dat afro tho' |
Jokes Etc / Re: Between White Parent And Black Parent by poshpimkiey(f): 8:38pm On Dec 01, 2013 |
Black parents be speaking d truth. which one b "are u having sex?" nne, wrap up ur shit n don't u b bringin no extra mouths home to feed. 4 Likes |
Education / Re: UNN Re-Opens For Normal Academic Activities? by poshpimkiey(f): 4:48pm On Nov 30, 2013 |
cheks bros: lol ....why you wan know whether uncle barth go return for MCB department?...(talk true oh) .....anyways i dey organize tutorial for people wey wan get slessor and eyo-ita!ahdonblvit...how much for material |
Education / Re: UNN Re-Opens For Normal Academic Activities? by poshpimkiey(f): 12:44pm On Nov 30, 2013 |
oh well, Na chem201 tins on ma mind. An dmake God help make i get Eyo-ita again or slessor. University of Nsobu Nsukka will b filled with girls cos hostel rush is kwazie. Bartho did gud on ds one, no argument dere but will he come back to MCB dept to come n teach? They shld hv said registerations not academic activities. God dey sha |
Literature / Re: I See Things Others Do Not See... by poshpimkiey(f): 2:13am On Nov 28, 2013 |
Roy nwa, e nwe weight.. sweet Jesus, and i thought poems were cool. You are good, great, talented, wonderful, supberb, unbelievable. I totally love you almost more than my sister, my best friend and my beau put together. I finally found something worth more than precious stones. God bless you sugar. Ishi...how far ur way na, no updates on soulspasms? You had me screaming "YESSISTAH" with "Killing Mosquitoes". |
Culture / Re: How Many Languages Can You Speak Fluently? by poshpimkiey(f): 5:03pm On Nov 09, 2013 |
English, Pidgin, Yoruba, Igbo, Baby language and maybe Latin(I'm Catholic)...Does knowing one or two words in Efik, French, Hausa, Czech, Zaire, and Tiv, count? |
Nairaland / General / Re: How Many Faces Did You See by poshpimkiey(f): 1:40pm On Nov 09, 2013 |
seven faces... 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dike Releases New Photo by poshpimkiey(f): 7:04pm On Nov 06, 2013 |
how does she recognise herself wen she looks in d mirror |
Science/Technology / Re: Full Eclipse Of The Sun In Nigeria (Picture) by poshpimkiey(f): 5:05pm On Nov 03, 2013 |
twas a partial thingy in my area-Agege, Lagos. maami go pack clothes say rain wan fall 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: PIC!: Beyouncè Poses With Her Twin Sister by poshpimkiey(f): 4:48pm On Nov 03, 2013 |
Amadioha kpo op a okpo |
Fashion / Re: Miss Universe 2013 Contestants From Africa! by poshpimkiey(f): 2:54pm On Oct 31, 2013 |
Nomski0: Damn!!! Miss Nigeria is so gorgeous.i love her dress. Miss Ghana too is pretty. All the blacks are just eye candies.. steph don fine o. she has always been. |
TV/Movies / Re: Gulder Ultimate Search 10 Official Thread by poshpimkiey(f): 11:18pm On Oct 30, 2013 |
No Qualms: "I fand sontin, I fand sontin" -Kalu kalu.ah yaf die o. "ultimate cancara" |
TV/Movies / Re: Gulder Ultimate Search 10 Official Thread by poshpimkiey(f): 11:26pm On Oct 29, 2013 |
bobby mama na mama oku...ma mere la hawt...see anthem o 2 Likes |
TV/Movies / Re: Gulder Ultimate Search 10 Official Thread by poshpimkiey(f): 11:32pm On Oct 25, 2013 |
Tracy's gone. I was beginning to lyk her. oh well. |
Celebrities / Re: Oge Okoye Releases New Pictures by poshpimkiey(f): 7:08pm On Oct 24, 2013 |
i rily can't say what's off bout ths lady. her height n shape, i must admit, are enviable, but her facial structure...hmmm |
TV/Movies / Re: Gulder Ultimate Search 10 Official Thread by poshpimkiey(f): 10:50pm On Oct 23, 2013 |
see food o. poor bobby. |
Fashion / Re: Ladies, Would You Rock 'Pepeye' Heels? by poshpimkiey(f): 6:41pm On Oct 23, 2013 |
mba o. what is dis one na? i go use am scratch sand for food? |
TV/Movies / Re: Gulder Ultimate Search 10 Official Thread by poshpimkiey(f): 11:02pm On Oct 21, 2013 |
martha's push-ups tho |
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