Royver:
Request granted sweetie. Em...le beau won't happen to be the muscular guy standing behind you would he?

U finally noticed me...my famzy has paid off. As for le beau, shebi na manifestation, He won't mind sharing...

#JOKE
Royver, pls can I be ur grlfriend. I know I have a boyfrend already, bt I wll love you just as much as I love le beau....pls pls pls
p.s-I'm not desperate

Ahem... I'm the second born child, second girl(last girl too), so naturally I can like to follow my sister about. She's the Ada and she's always right. One day my luck come be like say e won shine... I still don't know what she did to mommy sha but from my spot where I was chilling with gino komkom, sand and grass(unto mama put things), I heard my gentle-soft-spoken by nature mother shout, it was more like a shriek though "catch that girl for me". Ha, which girl..."Ada, no let am pass". See he devil in me that propelled me to jump and give a hot chase on my chuke chuke mosquito legs(elese toothpick). No, they must flog Adorable Ada today*if u eva read Horrid Henry*. Mind you, Ada had always been a plump kid, I working with 10years here so I was a skinny 8 year old fuelled with sisterly envy. Unto how I grabbed Ada's shirt, first mistake, nne see slap. I swear that was the beginning of my otitis media. I blacked out for about 30seconds. When all became bright and sunny again, Ada was above me, crushing my fickle ribs and hitting me like the crazed fugitive that she was at that time. Thankfully, mommy pulled her off me and gave her her own well deserved whipping. Only then did I see my sweet sister's imprint on my poor cheek. Red and burning. "Mommy see, Ada slap me", "Who send you? Baza queen". choi after my heroic capture and battle wounds, no awards(biscuit), no medals(N2:50K), no plaques(eclairs) no even ordinary thank you or customary eyah sorry...I WAS CRUSHED. Na her pikins go hear am for my hand tho, make she marry first. Thanks

Words fail me...wow. I swear i saw Nina's beautiful blue light via ur apt description, twas truly sensational. Thank u Royver, I now have smtn to daydrm about.

Roy nwa, e nwe weight.. sweet Jesus, and i thought poems were cool. You are good, great, talented, wonderful, supberb, unbelievable. I totally love you almost more than my sister, my best friend and my beau put together. I finally found something worth more than precious stones. God bless you sugar. Ishi...how far ur way na, no updates on soulspasms? You had me screaming "YESSISTAH" with "Killing Mosquitoes".