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How I Collect Ladies Number : Am i Smart ? by Lovethaa: 5:48pm On Mar 22, 2021
Seriously I'm very bad at toasting or wooing a woman , so what I do is I walk up to a lady I like and tell her "I know you're busy but I have an offer and I don't know if you're interested.. if she ask what could that be ., I tell her I have 150k to give you . 50k if you give me your number another 50k if you pick my call Plus the final 50k if we meet again, although at first they smile and say I'm not serious but I usually convince them by transferring the first 50k immediately.
.so far I have been able to date beautiful ladies this way but lately I have been wondering .


Am I smart

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Re: How I Collect Ladies Number : Am i Smart ? by Preciousallure(m): 5:52pm On Mar 22, 2021
What an hilarious lie grin grin grin

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Re: How I Collect Ladies Number : Am i Smart ? by Nicholehemsworth: 5:54pm On Mar 22, 2021
If stupid was a person.

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Re: How I Collect Ladies Number : Am i Smart ? by Kingsleystunner(m): 5:54pm On Mar 22, 2021
Lovethaa:
Seriously I'm very bad at toasting or wooing a woman , so what I do is I walk up to a lady I like and tell her "I know you're busy but I have an offer and I don't know if you're interested.. if she ask what could that be ., I tell her I have 150k to give you . 50k if you give me your number another 50k if you pick my call Plus the final 50k if we meet again, although at first they smile and say I'm not serious but I usually convince them by transferring the first 50k immediately.
.so far I have been able to date beautiful ladies this way but lately I have been wondering .


I'm I smart or stupid ?


for this hard country and economy you dey transfer 50k to girl's...u and Sapa get league to play next

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Re: How I Collect Ladies Number : Am i Smart ? by Mienus(m): 5:56pm On Mar 22, 2021
Imagine u even came here to ask if you are smart

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Re: How I Collect Ladies Number : Am i Smart ? by Lovethaa: 5:58pm On Mar 22, 2021
Nicholehemsworth:
If stupid was a person.
which of your family members would he be ?

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Re: How I Collect Ladies Number : Am i Smart ? by gfon(m): 6:02pm On Mar 22, 2021
Lovethaa:

which of your family members would he be ?
lol,you be clown aswear

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Re: How I Collect Ladies Number : Am i Smart ? by Karleb(m): 6:49pm On Mar 22, 2021
Let me have your number" will solve all these problems.

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Re: How I Collect Ladies Number : Am i Smart ? by Nobody: 6:52pm On Mar 22, 2021
Well... so long as it works for u. But u sha know its leaving u restricted to get only girls that are interested in the money flow. Good luck hunting bro. And as some people will say...anyway is a way cheesy

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Re: How I Collect Ladies Number : Am i Smart ? by Muzikluva(m): 7:09pm On Mar 22, 2021
Lovethaa:
Seriously I'm very bad at toasting or wooing a woman , so what I do is I walk up to a lady I like and tell her "I know you're busy but I have an offer and I don't know if you're interested.. if she ask what could that be ., I tell her I have 150k to give you . 50k if you give me your number another 50k if you pick my call Plus the final 50k if we meet again, although at first they smile and say I'm not serious but I usually convince them by transferring the first 50k immediately.
.so far I have been able to date beautiful ladies this way but lately I have been wondering .


I'm I smart or stupid ?


You saying “I’m I smart” twice is so not smart. It is “am I smart?”
“Am I” is different from “I’m (I am)” Besides I know this your post is just for jokes.

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Re: How I Collect Ladies Number : Am i Smart ? by MikeMicheal(m): 7:26pm On Mar 22, 2021
Lovethaa:
Seriously I'm very bad at toasting or wooing a woman , so what I do is I walk up to a lady I like and tell her "I know you're busy but I have an offer and I don't know if you're interested.. if she ask what could that be ., I tell her I have 150k to give you . 50k if you give me your number another 50k if you pick my call Plus the final 50k if we meet again, although at first they smile and say I'm not serious but I usually convince them by transferring the first 50k immediately.
.so far I have been able to date beautiful ladies this way but lately I have been wondering .


I'm I smart or stupid ?
FAKE POST
Re: How I Collect Ladies Number : Am i Smart ? by Stop18(m): 7:29pm On Mar 22, 2021
cheesy nice try. cook up another lie Ma.

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Re: How I Collect Ladies Number : Am i Smart ? by UncleSnr(m): 8:05pm On Mar 22, 2021
From the title, No, you are not smart at all.
Re: How I Collect Ladies Number : Am i Smart ? by richmond500: 8:07pm On Mar 22, 2021
Lovethaa:

which of your family members would he be ?
hahahahahahahah
Re: How I Collect Ladies Number : Am i Smart ? by itzvictor219(m): 8:09pm On Mar 22, 2021
You are stupid itself
Re: How I Collect Ladies Number : Am i Smart ? by Deicide: 9:23pm On Mar 22, 2021

Re: How I Collect Ladies Number : Am i Smart ? by Deicide: 9:23pm On Mar 22, 2021
God forbid way I go collect Nigeria girl number talk less of to pay for it mtcheww
Re: How I Collect Ladies Number : Am i Smart ? by Juliearth(f): 9:28pm On Mar 22, 2021
Lovethaa:
Seriously I'm very bad at toasting or wooing a woman , so what I do is I walk up to a lady I like and tell her "I know you're busy but I have an offer and I don't know if you're interested.. if she ask what could that be ., I tell her I have 150k to give you . 50k if you give me your number another 50k if you pick my call Plus the final 50k if we meet again, although at first they smile and say I'm not serious but I usually convince them by transferring the first 50k immediately.
.so far I have been able to date beautiful ladies this way but lately I have been wondering .


I'm I smart or stupid ?




Most likely the later. I am sure the " feelings" would fizzle out once the cashflow stops. No man looking for something permanent/steady would tow this path.
Re: How I Collect Ladies Number : Am i Smart ? by mosdii(m): 9:30pm On Mar 22, 2021
Nigerian Girls Are Useless... All Of Them

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Re: How I Collect Ladies Number : Am i Smart ? by franklingud(m): 9:38pm On Mar 22, 2021
If only I could see stupidity in person...
Re: How I Collect Ladies Number : Am i Smart ? by Soulsymbol99: 9:42pm On Mar 22, 2021
This is the after effect of watching too much of Mr Macaroni comedy skits kiss all the same,ur doing well grin

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Re: How I Collect Ladies Number : Am i Smart ? by inahlot(m): 9:46pm On Mar 22, 2021
this is nothing but fiction quote me anywhere undecided
Re: How I Collect Ladies Number : Am i Smart ? by SweetVibe: 9:55pm On Mar 22, 2021
Lovethaa:
Seriously I'm very bad at toasting or wooing a woman , so what I do is I walk up to a lady I like and tell her "I know you're busy but I have an offer and I don't know if you're interested.. if she ask what could that be ., I tell her I have 150k to give you . 50k if you give me your number another 50k if you pick my call Plus the final 50k if we meet again, although at first they smile and say I'm not serious but I usually convince them by transferring the first 50k immediately.
.so far I have been able to date beautiful ladies this way but lately I have been wondering .


I'm I smart or stupid ?
Is this guy not the same scammer that scam someone of 2.6 million.
please nairalanders should avoid this guy

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Re: How I Collect Ladies Number : Am i Smart ? by SweetVibe: 9:56pm On Mar 22, 2021
inahlot:
this is nothing but fiction quote me anywhere undecided
The guy is a known scammer and yahoo boy.
he defrauded one CITECH here of over 2.6 million last week. avoid the guy

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Re: How I Collect Ladies Number : Am i Smart ? by inahlot(m): 10:08pm On Mar 22, 2021
SweetVibe:

The guy is a known scammer and yahoo boy.
he defrauded one CITECH here of over 2.6 million last week. avoid the guy



omo! it's very obvious from his post by the way, then he supposed to have been baned here then
Re: How I Collect Ladies Number : Am i Smart ? by AmazingELixir: 10:45pm On Mar 22, 2021
Op...I personally think your irredeemably stupid...just my candid view sha
Re: How I Collect Ladies Number : Am i Smart ? by yetunsbay(m): 10:53pm On Mar 22, 2021
No, you're not
Re: How I Collect Ladies Number : Am i Smart ? by Icyexpressions: 11:16pm On Mar 22, 2021
You are so smart bro
Re: How I Collect Ladies Number : Am i Smart ? by Frankicent(m): 11:22pm On Mar 22, 2021
baba you get time i swear. You don't think of what to say to a woman. It should come out of you naturally.

You're trying so hard to impress. Which is not cool. Why not just go straight to the point and tell her you find her attractive and you would like to meet up with her again. And give her your so she can typing her number..

If she refuse just move on. No just stress yourself over nothing. Girl way another man dey hang her leg.

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Re: How I Collect Ladies Number : Am i Smart ? by clarkmos15(m): 12:28am On Mar 23, 2021
If you were smart, you'll have known where to use Am instead of I'm... Edit your topic op
Re: How I Collect Ladies Number : Am i Smart ? by femi4: 5:31am On Mar 23, 2021
Lovethaa:
Seriously I'm very bad at toasting or wooing a woman , so what I do is I walk up to a lady I like and tell her "I know you're busy but I have an offer and I don't know if you're interested.. if she ask what could that be ., I tell her I have 150k to give you . 50k if you give me your number another 50k if you pick my call Plus the final 50k if we meet again, although at first they smile and say I'm not serious but I usually convince them by transferring the first 50k immediately.
.so far I have been able to date beautiful ladies this way but lately I have been wondering .


I'm I smart or stupid ?
This stupid move will only work on hungry girls
Re: How I Collect Ladies Number : Am i Smart ? by chubinwa(m): 7:18am On Mar 23, 2021
Linus. you know you can be prosecuted for this

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