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Licking plates and sucking of breasts

My introverted self will never allow me to speak loudly on a phone in public.

greeting two or more people, I just don't know how to do that

Emperormartin:
Mine is I can't pray pray publicly.

Be it in my house, in a vehicle or even in a company of two.

If you point me to lead in prayer na wahala be that ooo I'll start mumbling. Nothing will come out again

But that doesn't mean I don't pray. I'm a Christian. I pray silently. I just love silent prayers.

So over to you! What is it that people easily do but you can't do?

Perseverance.
Im not gud at taking a compliment. I feel awkward or at accepting gifts i feel awkward too.
I cant cheat n i cant talk bad bout ppl. I hate it n i walk away. Also i dnt like attention

Emperormartin:
Mine is I can't pray pray publicly.

Be it in my house, in a vehicle or even in a company of two.

If you point me to lead in prayer na wahala be that ooo I'll start mumbling. Nothing will come out again

But that doesn't mean I don't pray. I'm a Christian. I pray silently. I just love silent prayers.

So over to you! What is it that people easily do but you can't do?

The same wahala i have oo.. One day we were having executive meeting chairman say make i pray, men i fall everybody hand, mumble whatever i like and shout in Jesus name... Chairman begin look me one kind eye. Since that day, nobody dey ask me pray again.

AltarBoy1:
No joke... For me s*x. It baffles me how everyone talks about and engage in sex as if it's like drinking water. But me I can't. Even when I have been a perfect condition to make a move, despite all the green light, I find it difficult to initiate contact.

Nigerians glorify sex more than anything it's sad.

wildikeman:
Talk to women and have sex... How do you guys do it?

stop lying bros we know you're a brostitute

micflo28:
Avoid sex for a day

wtf

Emperormartin:
Mine is I can't pray pray publicly.

Be it in my house, in a vehicle or even in a company of two.

If you point me to lead in prayer na wahala be that ooo I'll start mumbling. Nothing will come out again

But that doesn't mean I don't pray. I'm a Christian. I pray silently. I just love silent prayers.

So over to you! What is it that people easily do but you can't do?

Actually God is not deaf. Jesus didn't do group prayer. Shouting at God is not prayer.

UyaiIncomparabl:
Having sex. I don't do it.

So you have never sweated out of doggy style.

Lori iro

chillybrandy:
I find it very difficult to stay mad at anyone for more than a day. I can't speak in tongues like most people do these days.

Lol this is really hard for me to do, I keep grudges for the littliest of reasons

gnykelly:
So you have never sweated out of doggy style.

Lori iro

Bros sex with condom is nothing special it's better I even masturbate I don't know why ppl overhype it

IGoComotYaTeeth:
Bros sex with condom is nothing special it's better I even masturbate I don't know why ppl overhype it

May be you have boring partner. If you are not married always cap it. Life is more than bed sport.

JeffDWalter:
Chess Game!
I feel ashamed to even mention it. I can play virtually all indoor games except Chess.
It is in my plans to lean this year.

Chess is simple broh, how I wish I can teach you?
Chess and crabble is my best game for now.both games increase your reasoning and thinking in short time.

merits:
Chess is simple broh, how I wish I can teach you?
Chess and crabble is my best game for now.both games increase your reasoning and thinking in short time.

Chess is sweet real talk, but to me it doesn't increase my thinking or reasoning, ngl im still a dumbass nigga

JeffDWalter:
The pride in a lady and the feeling that she knows more than a man is priceless, best scenery to learn. She would want to be thorough!
But one cannot rule out the distractions though.

Sure, a very good point there

Pretty easy though, I'd say read about it on google and have it installed on your phone to practice. Just know the movement of each piece and you'll be good. I ain't a lady sa....

JeffDWalter:
If I can get someone to lay it all out for me, preferably, a lady!

otipoju:
Disrespecting others needlessly.

me too. But I mean I hate bullying and intimidation if you bully me or someone I know you receive the insult of your life

tyemi4509:
I don't like having sex everytime,i prefer having sex once in a month.
if i'm in a mood to have sex,i prefer masturbation

Stop that shit right there...its demonic

1. I can't swim
2. I can't drive (I haven't even tried it before cuz I don't have a car, and I haven't seen any use for learning it yet. Someday tho...)
3. I can't ride a bicycle
4. I can't dance in public
5. I can't walk up to a lady on the road and initiate a conversation just to get her number
6. I can't play scrabble or chess
7. I don't know how guys date women who take care of them financially. I get easily disturbed when I'm not the financial provider in the relationship

Meeting someone in few hours boom sex . I do wonder how people do it. How can you meet someone and sleep with them on the same day.

IGoComotYaTeeth:
Chess is sweet real talk, but to me it doesn't increase my thinking or reasoning, ngl im still a dumbass nigga

Don't worry broh when you sabi am finished, you will understand what am saying.

Shouting while talking,

Emperormartin:
Mine is I can't pray pray publicly.

Be it in my house, in a vehicle or even in a company of two.

If you point me to lead in prayer na wahala be that ooo I'll start mumbling. Nothing will come out again

But that doesn't mean I don't pray. I'm a Christian. I pray silently. I just love silent prayers.

So over to you! What is it that people easily do but you can't do?

Npower BVN validation �

airsaylongcome:
Cross legs. All my joint go dey pain like who trailer jam

See life n I can't seat straight unless I cross legs.

Supporting Buhari government,cant easily do that

Whistling.

I can never play music with my mp³ while walking on the street

I don't know how people manage to tell lies, i just can't even if I try I will be expose in few seconds so I don't and I hate it.

NotNairalandi:
Viewing WhatsApp status...I view them by mistake

Lol, I was going to say this too. But mine is that I find it so hard to open my whatsapp or even update, or view a status. I can go a week without opening whatsapp. It's surprising how open are able to post status, or be active continuously without getting tired.

Too bad I'm on page 5! #Cries

Well things that I can't do easily is
I can't play football
I can't drive, I hope to learn soon tho
I can't play drought (draft)
I can't pray too, I go fall hand...
I try these days to maintain eye contact even if it would kill me.. If anyone has to look away let it be you
I can't talk a lady into sex within a short time
I can't address a crowd, I'll flatten out
I can't swim
I can't eat in public...
I can't go out smelling foul
I can't pretend, if I like you I like you, if I don't I don't

JaneYave:
Minding gossips, I try not to care

Do not care! Gossip is usually borne out of envy.