triple996:

@smellysparm.
ipobarecriminals.
yamuri.
flatheadyamuri.
afonja.
conehead.
oilypusst.
naijaolosho.
lamidicownu.
.
arrewa.
simplyleo.
hairypigs.
osu.
fallendemon.
yorubagoblin.
mannabbgrills.
slawomiir.
caplocks.
developers.
richdad.
legendhero.
hellinus.
etc oya come and explain.
(did I miss anybody??)

Penguin2:


You are missing it.

It was because of his hair.

Fish was already calling him Penguin before she broke his leg.

Besides, do penguins walk funny?

He had a hair that he styled like the feather of a penguin.

braunny:
okay sir afterall na ur name....no vex i don offend u

Shellsploit:


Aa a ethical hacker, a penetration testing tool called "shellsploit" let’s you generate customized shellcodes, backdoors, injectors for various operating system.

naijadrivablog:


Iffa hear "ethical".

Hope say you no go hack my moniker?

Hotbutt:
Funny story, when I was in Nursing school. I was posted for my clinicals in a hospital. A man came with his child to the reception. They were sitted in the reception area.

I then walked in with my colleague. Immediately the son of 5 yrs saw me, he shouted....

"Daddy see that woman. She looks like that woman in the film on your phone that you say have hot butt"

Immediately he said it, every one just looked at both of them especially his father. The shame on his father's face knew no bound.

Everyone started murmuring, talking and laughing. I quickly went into a ward to avoid the scene but it was too late. All my colleagues starting calling me Hotbutt

Apart from that, my secondary school classmates were also calling me hotbutt back then.

So the name just stuck in my head.

Welcome to my world

Penguin2:
Just like nicknames, I'm sure your Nairaland monicker was informed by something that had an impression on you. Well, except for those who ban has made them run out of ideas of a name to choose. Lol.

So let me start with my own...

I got Penguin from a movie I watched, Gotham. Penguin's real name in the movie was Oswald Cobblepot but people called him Penguin because of his hair; and his looks maybe.

He didn't like the name at first and would always retort if called by the name. But with time it grew on him and he started to address himself by the name.

His character was that of a downtown guy trying to survive. He did a lot of shits. But these are shits he had no option than to do them if he must survive.

I saw me in him. Well, not like I do shits. But I saw in him a young man that wants to survive no matter what life throws at him.

At a time, Fish, his female boss then, broke his leg and he started to walk funny but he continued to hustle and to work himself up the ladder of the society.

Penguin was my favorite character in Gotham. That's why I chose the name.

So how did you come about yours?

lkillbrokehoes:
That's cool. so let me guess your name should be a.d.o.n.n.a or d.o.n.n.a then? I might be wrong though lolz.

dorin27:
Nope. Was free styling. You get?

LoydJ:

Am from a Christian home bro
Nd na my Popceee gimme the name

JovialJune:
Born in June

Jovial in real life

womenareapes1:
simp

Copenhagen:
Nigeria wasn't fair to (me) us, no employment and no conducive environment to start up sth and I was suffering until I travelled to Copenhagen, Denmark, and within 2 months, I became a millionaire . Now, anyi na count zi na milli milli.

oilPUSSY:
My toto is always oiled

Penguin2:
Just like nicknames, I'm sure your Nairaland monicker was informed by something that had an impression on you. Well, except for those who ban has made them run out of ideas of a name to choose. Lol.

So let me start with my own...

I got Penguin from a movie I watched, Gotham. Penguin's real name in the movie was Oswald Cobblepot but people called him Penguin because of his hair; and his looks maybe.

He didn't like the name at first and would always retort if called by the name. But with time it grew on him and he started to address himself by the name.

His character was that of a downtown guy trying to survive. He did a lot of shits. But these are shits he had no option than to do them if he must survive.

I saw me in him. Well, not like I do shits. But I saw in him a young man that wants to survive no matter what life throws at him.

At a time, Fish, his female boss then, broke his leg and he started to walk funny but he continued to hustle and to work himself up the ladder of the society.

Penguin was my favorite character in Gotham. That's why I chose the name.

So how did you come about yours?

Penguin2:
Just like nicknames, I'm sure your Nairaland monicker was informed by something that had an impression on you. Well, except for those who ban has made them run out of ideas of a name to choose. Lol.

So let me start with my own...

I got Penguin from a movie I watched, Gotham. Penguin's real name in the movie was Oswald Cobblepot but people called him Penguin because of his hair; and his looks maybe.

He didn't like the name at first and would always retort if called by the name. But with time it grew on him and he started to address himself by the name.

His character was that of a downtown guy trying to survive. He did a lot of shits. But these are shits he had no option than to do them if he must survive.

I saw me in him. Well, not like I do shits. But I saw in him a young man that wants to survive no matter what life throws at him.

At a time, Fish, his female boss then, broke his leg and he started to walk funny but he continued to hustle and to work himself up the ladder of the society.

Penguin was my favorite character in Gotham. That's why I chose the name.

So how did you come about yours?

emperorshaokahn:
adafulani would represent you better.

PrimadonnaO:


Lol. You want me to help you bring my ass out in public.

lkillbrokehoes:
Come on it's just your name, it's not as if I asked you of the place you reside, the other time I asked you where you worked before but you didn't tell me, something tells me you are secretive, you probably don't like revealing things to people.

PrimadonnaO:


A girl has no name. It allows me keep my diary in peace.