Oko mi le nao

If u know, u no


No be everybody wey go school dey graduate ooooooo

oilPUSSY:
My toto is always oiled

More oil to your pussy.

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I was on a crossroad of making a choice that could make or Mar my future.
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Ben is my Real Name
Ma Girlfriend has mad love for Kendrick Lamar.
She decided to Nickname me Bendrick

Got it from my name.

Penguin2:
Just like nicknames, I'm sure your Nairaland monicker was informed by something that had an impression on you. Well, except for those who ban has made them run out of ideas of a name to choose. Lol.

So let me start with my own...

I got Penguin from a movie I watched, Gotham. Penguin's real name in the movie was Oswald Cobblepot but people called him Penguin because of his hair; and his looks maybe.

He didn't like the name at first and would always retort if called by the name. But with time it grew on him and he started to address himself by the name.

His character was that of a downtown guy trying to survive. He did a lot of shits. But these are shits he had no option than to do them if he must survive.

I saw me in him. Well, not like I do shits. But I saw in him a young man that wants to survive no matter what life throws at him.

At a time, Fish, his female boss then, broke his leg and he started to walk funny but he continued to hustle and to work himself up the ladder of the society.

Penguin was my favorite character in Gotham. That's why I chose the name.

So how did you come about yours?

Now in Eckankar, looking back I believe Eckankar is a better church

...

Nairaland gave me my name oo

You can keep wondering because i will not tell you

masterP042:
My first initial and the state code where I reside..
Umu 042 anam ekene

We dey here

during NYSC i served as the Organizing and Publicity secretary of NCCF "Orspub" in Aba Love Zone.

Subsidy bad

Because subsidy is bad for Nigeria's oil sector and by extension economy

BenDrickz:
Ben is my Real Name
Ma Girlfriend has mad love for Kendrick Lamar.
She decided to Nickname me Bendrick

... very easy to spot a Simp! SMH

I like Chelsea fc

This topic came up sometime in 2007 I believe, probably has come up several other times.

Well come is my Sec Sch nickname

Peppers prick. That's my moniker meaning. I was trying to blend peppers so my kid brother asked me what's the name of the green stem you detach from the pepper before blending and as he asked me I said it's peppers pen*s.. Till date we still laugh over it.

My favourite category.

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Mine was from my diagnosis(endometriosis).

I got mine from what people tell me

from Lavish to Lavisha!

adadike:
Ada is daughter in Igboland and dike means the strong and I come from a family of strong and determined people. We don't plan evil or harm anyone and if you plan evil for me, it backfires immediately

JEON meet my future wife she represents her culture unlike AntiChristian that keeps talking about stoning the devil

One thing I have come to realize is; when a Nairalander intends to sign up their very first account, the individual uses his name, nickname or something sensible and meaningful. But when they deactivate to start another account. You would be seeing funny monikers like:

Smellyanus
Bodyodour
EkelediliBuhari
Puzzynegr0
Richsatan
Lifeofairforce1
HungerBad
Fuckmewell
Orijin101
sweetsoup
egusisoup
born2fuck
Madgoat
Truckpusher
irunobo
mrcork
Iduwuogbo
Buygala
Lesbianboy
Born2eatpussy
Weedtaker
Mad cow
Brodapounds
BrodaEuro
Coconuthead
Okijajuju1
Onijagidijagan
Pussygotlips
ichidodo
Liedictector
Wailingwailers
Biafrabushboy
Bushyanus
Dickdastardly
irunobo
Friedplantain
Ishilove
Friedplantain
Yuzedo
Sexkillz
Ileke idi
Unibenstudent
Iyawitch
Feedmemore
Fuckmelord
Imsuboy
5minsofmadness
Boiledplantain
UselessGoat
yabaleft
mosquitolaps
DICKtator

And many more funny monikers.

Majority of people who come up with these bizarre names are guys and if want to see more, take a scroll to the Olosho thread. Funny new monikers always gets created to either troll or disguise.

wunmi590:


My moniker was coined out from my name, I think I have answered your question.

Wunmi ;born--May 1990

Most people address me as a King, especially my friends, it's strange how they accord me with such respect.

oilPUSSY:
My toto is always oiled

oily toto

My work in the mental health field.

adadike:
Ada is daughter in Igboland and dike means the strong and I come from a family of strong and determined people. We don't plan evil or harm anyone and if you plan evil for me, it backfires immediately

adafulani would represent you better.

My names combined