Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine - Romance (2)

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Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by inahlot(op): 8:55pm On Mar 30, 2021

Is liking Ishilove a problem?[/quote]obviously that is what it seems.. you don scattered person relationship without your notice

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Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by Ishilove: 8:56pm On Mar 30, 2021

inahlot:
Is liking Ishilove a problem?

obviously that is what it seems.. you don scattered person relationship without your notice

As in ehn... embarassed

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Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by Nazgul: 8:59pm On Mar 30, 2021

SmellySperm:
so u no wan follow give ur life to christ?

It happened years ago when I was still schooling. And at that time I used to see most religious people as hypocrites (I still do tho) so I just couldn't stand to endure a pot calling me a kettle black. undecided

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Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by Nobody: 11:30pm On Mar 30, 2021

Ishilove:
E reach to ask since it caused controversy in someone's relationship. I dey my dey, not knowing my dey dey cause wahala somewhere

Na so....welldone

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Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by mblarry1(m): 4:15am On Mar 31, 2021

Mine was, she caught me walking with a lady, next she did was she off the relationship tried to explain but she nor listen

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Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by inahlot(op): 7:31am On Mar 31, 2021

mblarry1:
Mine was, she caught me walking with a lady, next she did was she off the relationship tried to explain but she nor listen

she had probably had it in mind to call off the relationship she is looking for an excuse, cus this doesn't worth it or enough reason

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Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by mblarry1(m): 7:44am On Mar 31, 2021

inahlot:
she had probably had it in mind to call off the relationship she is looking for an excuse, cus this doesn't worth it or enough reason

hmmmm... can i add u up on wassap pls inbox me ur numba

Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by inahlot(op): 7:54am On Mar 31, 2021

hmmmm... can i add u up on wassap pls inbox me ur numba[/quote]sure bro, tried to DM you it's not going but here is it 09082268087

Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by tunjilee003: 10:35pm On Mar 31, 2021

She broke up with me because we live in the same neighborhood,my house is not far from hers, we see each other numerous time everyday and she felt like she wanted space.....

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Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by Ikillbrokehoes(m): 10:36pm On Mar 31, 2021

paulolee:
said she's tired of dating a robot after i asked her to be patient with me back then in 2015 while she managing d broke me...
she left me for one small street boi for street wey just "pick" small change..
e pain me die n I told her dt she would regret her decision...its 6yrs m shes now.married to dt same boy with 3 kids managing life In Lagos..
me I still de school and broker than I used to be, even after one pastor bin Tell me say him dey see inside me for inside my new ous n new car before d end of last year, guy nothing come out..
but u I still de hope On GOD shaaa.

You need to hustle smart bro, don't listen to what any pastor tells you.

you won't wait for money to come and meet you, instead you will chase it like Usain bolt.

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Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by PrinceMajestic: 10:38pm On Mar 31, 2021

Right now we are searching for appropriate reasons to break up for good

Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by Fmlao: 10:39pm On Mar 31, 2021

A lady gree for me today today, we break up today today this night.

Na so i enter nairaland see dis topic

Why d break up?

I dated her best friend like 4 years ago and d best friend told her how bad i was

New gf quick vex break up
Anyways, na side chick i wan use am for

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Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by Mandela27: 10:39pm On Mar 31, 2021

Everyday relationship talk huh

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Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by cardoctor(m): 10:39pm On Mar 31, 2021

I've not been answering ur calls?

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Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by Nobody: 10:41pm On Mar 31, 2021

The useless nigeria girl left me for next guy now she calling me her next guy she is hoe. Nigerian Girls Are Useless And A Worthless Piece Of Shiit.

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Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by meobizy(m): 10:41pm On Mar 31, 2021

I have none. Relationships scare me so I pump and dump. If I get the itch for a relationship, I backtrack mentally to my needy phase of life and relive how weak it made me. Counting my many acts of stupidity back then straighten me for the better.

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Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by luminouz(m): 10:43pm On Mar 31, 2021

None was funny

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Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by pjetta007(m): 10:44pm On Mar 31, 2021

the best way to breakup in naija!

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Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by DrFunmisticGlow: 10:44pm On Mar 31, 2021

Came for the tea

Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by elganzar(m): 10:48pm On Mar 31, 2021

She broke up with me...Few weeks later I called her to beg her__ that if people ask, she should say i initiated it

Twas yearrrsss ago sha

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Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by MufasaLion: 10:48pm On Mar 31, 2021

Fmlao:
A lady gree for me today today, we break up today today this night.

Na so i enter nairaland see dis topic

Why d break up?

I dated her best friend like 4 years ago and d best friend told her how bad i was

New gf quick vex break up
Anyways, na side chick i wan use am for

LMAO... Bruv!

Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by deavicky(m): 10:49pm On Mar 31, 2021

Djshyne007:
We dated for 2 years and even planning on settling...Na so hanti yarn say she has been forcing herself to love me...she asked for space to clear her mind which I did...in my church mind we would get back together as I was a very loyal and faithful human being... Long story cut short...6 months later, hanti became 2 months pregnant for someone she introduced to me as her colleague at work (Access Bank)... e no end there, some old friends later told me hanti was busy telling people that she left me because I was cheating on her... na that lie burst my brain...

which access bank let me recommend her for sack.

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Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by Whalewale(m): 10:49pm On Mar 31, 2021*

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Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by Omoluabiii(m): 10:49pm On Mar 31, 2021

SUG president snatch her,
she told me, she z falling for him somehow, and that she z always in his room....
When i heard that, i withdrew straight.
Deleted her number,
and thats all..
Its so, funny...
We doing fine in our seperate lives.
Lobatan

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Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by deavicky(m): 10:53pm On Mar 31, 2021*

i was told I'm not romantic and later left for a soldier. At my quite time I began to ask myself does it mean a soldier is more romantic than me.

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Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by kemicalreact: 10:53pm On Mar 31, 2021

paulolee:
said she's tired of dating a robot after i asked her to be patient with me back then in 2015 while she managing d broke me...
she left me for one small street boi for street wey just "pick" small change..
e pain me die n I told her dt she would regret her decision...its 6yrs m shes now.married to dt same boy with 3 kids managing life In Lagos..
me I still de school and broker than I used to be, even after one pastor bin Tell me say him dey see inside me for inside my new ous n new car before d end of last year, guy nothing come out..
but u I still de hope On GOD shaaa.

The girl no lose grin

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