inahlot:
I have heard and seen many ridiculous relationship breakup story, mine was actually quite funny and at the same time not funny.. which goes thus ....



so we've both been in this relationship for more than a year, she is a good girl with a good heart and not a demanding type of girl unlike wordly girls of nowadays, and beautiful with her melanie popping skin, average height and slim... so here is what happened I just don't call her again and she too didn't call me with my reason been that she is most of the time rude either we're together or over the phone, but she mostly exhibit this act whenever I called her and I have complained severally about this act sometimes she will apologized and at times not, but I think the cause is been that I'm way older than her and she is a Muslim while I'm a christian, it was funny to me cus it's the first time I will be breaking up with a girl in that manner.. whereas I was expecting her to call or msg me on whatsapp on what happened but her ego won't allow her to....

what is your own funny way you've breakup with your girl or guy before or heard, feel free to share and let's learn.

it's my first time of creating a topic here tho' so there might be errors but I'm willing to learn so feel free to correct me but not criticize me

Ishilove:

E reach to ask since it caused controversy in someone's relationship. I dey my dey, not knowing my dey dey cause wahala somewhere

paulolee:
said she's tired of dating a robot after i asked her to be patient with me back then in 2015 while she managing d broke me...
she left me for one small street boi for street wey just "pick" small change..
e pain me die n I told her dt she would regret her decision...its 6yrs m shes now.married to dt same boy with 3 kids managing life In Lagos..
me I still de school and broker than I used to be, even after one pastor bin Tell me say him dey see inside me for inside my new ous n new car before d end of last year, guy nothing come out..
but u I still de hope On GOD shaaa.

tradepunter:
Men I hate you!! You such a pig!!!

1hr later....

Babe I am sorry, you know how it can be some time didn't really mean all that..

Can I make it up to you cuz am feeling that way, you know babes!!!

Biaatch shovel a bottle up your dirty stinking asrrsss..

richmond500:
she said "this isnt right, I see u as my younger brother"

paulolee:
said she's tired of dating a robot after i asked her to be patient with me back then in 2015 while she managing d broke me...
she left me for one small street boi for street wey just "pick" small change..
e pain me die n I told her dt she would regret her decision...its 6yrs m shes now.married to dt same boy with 3 kids managing life In Lagos..
me I still de school and broker than I used to be, even after one pastor bin Tell me say him dey see inside me for inside my new ous n new car before d end of last year, guy nothing come out..
but u I still de hope On GOD shaaa.

paulolee:
said she's tired of dating a robot after i asked her to be patient with me back then in 2015 while she managing d broke me...
she left me for one small street boi for street wey just "pick" small change..
e pain me die n I told her dt she would regret her decision...its 6yrs m shes now.married to dt same boy with 3 kids managing life In Lagos..
me I still de school and broker than I used to be, even after one pastor bin Tell me say him dey see inside me for inside my new ous n new car before d end of last year, guy nothing come out..
but u I still de hope On GOD shaaa.

tunjilee003:
She broke up with me because we live in the same neighborhood,my house is not far from hers, we see each other numerous time everyday and she felt like she wanted space.....

paulolee:
said she's tired of dating a robot after i asked her to be patient with me back then in 2015 while she managing d broke me...
she left me for one small street boi for street wey just "pick" small change..
e pain me die n I told her dt she would regret her decision...its 6yrs m shes now.married to dt same boy with 3 kids managing life In Lagos..
me I still de school and broker than I used to be, even after one pastor bin Tell me say him dey see inside me for inside my new ous n new car before d end of last year, guy nothing come out..
but u I still de hope On GOD shaaa.

deavicky:
i was told I'm not romantic and later left for a soldier. At my quite time I began to ask myself does it mean a soldier is more romantic me.

Djshyne007:
We dated for 2 years and even planning on settling...Na so hanti yarn say she has been forcing herself to love me...she asked for space to clear her mind which I did...in my church mind we would get back together as I was a very loyal and faithful human being... Long story cut short...6 months later, hanti became 2 months pregnant for someone she introduced to me as her colleague at work (Access Bank)... e no end there, some old friends later told me hanti was busy telling people that she left me because I was cheating on her... na that lie burst my brain...

paulolee:
said she's tired of dating a robot after i asked her to be patient with me back then in 2015 while she managing d broke me...
she left me for one small street boi for street wey just "pick" small change..
e pain me die n I told her dt she would regret her decision...its 6yrs m shes now.married to dt same boy with 3 kids managing life In Lagos..
me I still de school and broker than I used to be, even after one pastor bin Tell me say him dey see inside me for inside my new ous n new car before d end of last year, guy nothing come out..
but u I still de hope On GOD shaaa.

tradepunter:
Men I hate you!! You such a pig!!!
1hr later....
Babe I am sorry, you know how it can be some time didn't really mean all that..
Can I make it up to you cuz am feeling that way, you know babes!!!
Biaatch shovel a bottle up your dirty stinking asrrsss..

tradepunter:
Men I hate you!! You such a pig!!!
1hr later....
Babe I am sorry, you know how it can be some time didn't really mean all that..
Can I make it up to you cuz am feeling that way, you know babes!!!
Biaatch shovel a bottle up your dirty stinking asrrsss..

Ehimen48:
Everything was going on smoothly, then one day I called her she didn't pick, called her the next day she didn't pick. Then I hoped she was going to call back after seeing my missed calls, but she didn't, and we kept viewing each other's whatapp status. waited the next day she didn't call, 3days later she didn't call, 1week became one month and one month became 2months and that's were we are now. Only to discover recently that she as blocked me on WhatsApp. I still laugh anytime I remember how wierd the breakup was. I think it's bcz she's JW and I'm pentecostal. But atleast she shud have said something. I really love her. She was the only girl to take me out on a date and paid for it

bigcee:

Lmao

inahlot:
I have heard and seen many ridiculous relationship breakup story, mine was actually quite funny and at the same time not funny.. which goes thus ....



so we've both been in this relationship for more than a year, she is a good girl with a good heart and not a demanding type of girl unlike wordly girls of nowadays, and beautiful with her melanie popping skin, average height and slim... so here is what happened I just don't call her again and she too didn't call me with my reason been that she is most of the time rude either we're together or over the phone, but she mostly exhibit this act whenever I called her and I have complained severally about this act sometimes she will apologized and at times not, but I think the cause is been that I'm way older than her and she is a Muslim while I'm a christian, it was funny to me cus it's the first time I will be breaking up with a girl in that manner.. whereas I was expecting her to call or msg me on whatsapp on what happened but her ego won't allow her to....

what is your own funny way you've breakup with your girl or guy before or heard, feel free to share and let's learn.

it's my first time of creating a topic here tho' so there might be errors but I'm willing to learn so feel free to correct me but not criticize me

prinsam30:
I met this banker on Tuesday and on Wednesday she came visiting, we nacked each other and on Thursday I paid her a visit and jokingly said, " I'm falling in love with ur sister"..... boom, she sacked me right there and that's was the end of the relationship till today, uptil now I never still understand wetin I do wrong ooo