Fmlao:
A lady gree for me today today, we break up today today this night.

Na so i enter nairaland see dis topic

Why d break up?

I dated her best friend like 4 years ago and d best friend told her how bad i was

New gf quick vex break up
Anyways, na side chick i wan use am for

Fanuchi007:
I was tired of the relationship cos my babe was going out with some of her oga at the office. she didn't know I had friends at her office. I started distancing myself from her but kept quiet about knowing she was cheating on me. She got mad at me for not paying attention to her again and started going out with a guy maybe to make me jealous. When she noticed I wasn't givean a F$ck approached me and said I must explain to her why am avoiding her! that's when I dropped the bomb to her face. She wanted to deny but started crying she was sorry bla bla bla.... long story short, after a while of not talking again, she pleaded with me to stop ignoring her cos it was affecting her psychologically, after like 8 months she showed up at my new place with drinks and told me she just wanted us to chill as friends, na so we shayo till we both got drunk. Next thing I know, she was pulling off, na so we bang all night and na so sex take settle our once bleeped up relationship. But am playing safe now. I no just trust her again.

Pharaoh94:
I met a girl and we dated for like 3 years, we were best friends before we started dating. I went for NYSC 2019, she made me promise not to leave her. I told her,'i love her'. And i wasn't going to leave her even without a promise cos i intended to marry her. I was working vosa plans in secret for me and her. 2020, babe enter NYSC, i visited her August in apartments i rented for her. December 30th,2020, Bae said she can't date anymore. She is tired of dating. Just like that no fight, i trìed my best. She stopped picking my calls. I found out 24th Febuary, she is getting married in May. I wish her well sha. But loving another go hard for me for a while.

rill:
Nah only guys dey share stories. Why

Pamellakimona:
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paulolee:
said she's tired of dating a robot after i asked her to be patient with me back then in 2015 while she managing d broke me...
she left me for one small street boi for street wey just "pick" small change..
e pain me die n I told her dt she would regret her decision...its 6yrs m shes now.married to dt same boy with 3 kids managing life In Lagos..
me I still de school and broker than I used to be, even after one pastor bin Tell me say him dey see inside me for inside my new ous n new car before d end of last year, guy nothing come out..
but u I still de hope On GOD shaaa.

Nazgul:
She told me that she has given her life to Jesus Christ and therefore we can't continue seeing each other. I didn't want to be an obstacle to her newly found faith so I withdrew.

inahlot:
I have heard and seen many ridiculous relationship breakup story, mine was actually quite funny and at the same time not funny.. which goes thus ....



so we've both been in this relationship for more than a year, she is a good girl with a good heart and not a demanding type of girl unlike wordly girls of nowadays, and beautiful with her melanie popping skin, average height and slim... so here is what happened I just don't call her again and she too didn't call me with my reason been that she is most of the time rude either we're together or over the phone, but she mostly exhibit this act whenever I called her and I have complained severally about this act sometimes she will apologized and at times not, but I think the cause is been that I'm way older than her and she is a Muslim while I'm a christian, it was funny to me cus it's the first time I will be breaking up with a girl in that manner.. whereas I was expecting her to call or msg me on whatsapp on what happened but her ego won't allow her to....

what is your own funny way you've breakup with your girl or guy before or heard, feel free to share and let's learn.

it's my first time of creating a topic here tho' so there might be errors but I'm willing to learn so feel free to correct me but not criticize me

joxxy01:
mine was, "look at you, so u are even part of the people that go to toilet, its over between us I no do again".

HawkToBar:
The Future is Female indeed

deavicky:
i was told I'm not romantic and later left for a soldier. At my quite time I began to ask myself does it mean a soldier is more romantic me.

deavicky:
i was told I'm not romantic and later left for a soldier. At my quite time I began to ask myself does it mean a soldier is more romantic me.

Dre090:
Its been fun reading all this so i am just going to share my latest one

We started dating 2011, we were both young but at age 20 and she was almost 19 then, i think it was love, well it later became real after few years as we couldn't let go of each other, one way or the other we settled our differences, we are both hustlers living in different cities, we see each other 2-3 times a year spending days together, i trust her though i don't tell her, i am the one that shouldn't be trusted but if i was going to get married today it would be her cause she knows everything about me and loves me even as unserious as i am. We broke up last week, well i broke up with her cause she came around for something important, she couldn't see me for the first 3 days cause she was busy then she came to see me on a sunday and we were together overnight and left in the morning for her parent's house hoping to see her again atleast one more time before she leaves on wednesday like she told me.
Monday no call
Tuesday no call
Wednesday no call
Then i decided to call on Thursday night to ask what she was doing, only to tell me she left on Tuesday morning cause her boss told her to resume back to work and said she couldn't tell me cause she doesn't know how to put it to me cause i would get mad lol
There was this phone conversation i overheard when she was with me, one of those guys calling your babe u know things like that, not a big deal to me, but the guy offered her a ride back to Lagos if she would wait till wednesday lol
Thats how i ended it after being together for over 10 years.

inahlot:



I'm sorry if this sound rude or sort, so it seems you're single can we hook up on whatsapp to probably work out something

Naijahops:
The useless nigeria girl left me for next guy now she calling me her next guy she is hoe. Nigerian Girls Are Useless And A Worthless Piece Of Shiit.

Conners:
Stop lying,we dey listen juice wrld songs too

bigcee:

You think you have sense, abi? And that your sense no tell you say she is just using you(emotional manipulation). You go learn the hard way.