ZINIIBANKS:
The babe agreed to come to my place
She noticed quickly how shy I was maybe she just want to make me more confident or I don't just understand. Babe later told me to kiss her omo chubby girls no dey shame on first date. Na hin mi go dey do like omo ase. The babe just smile tell me say she don dey go omo E pain me DAT day.the babe later use am abuse me but jokingly. Thou its was my first time then.
But now I'm zinibanks pro max moo tii bed gan

What I have come to notice too. Fat girls like sex. Yet to understand why tho

BarrElChapo:


Seriously, she get mind sha o

Bros imagine oh.


Finally I Carry ice cream and co enter,my guy security company...


See ask guys no even ask ... how i get the food Until they finish eating ..

lolz my neighbors are asking me why I mine laughing

warned her not to come with her best friends she did anyways, so after eating and drinking i pretended to answer a call then left them there. they ended up paying over 8k in bills . naija girls are too local to date they think its all about eating and drinking .

Romanoff:
We were matched by friends we had in common.

Dude just wanted to see me based on pictures he saw and several chats we had.

He picked a day, I agreed. On that day I was so broke, not even bike fare to go out and mumsie no dey for me to ask.

The guy suggested an eatery, I said we should go on a stroll instead (as a rule, I no dey go on date if I no get my Tfare or money for food wey I go order, I hate see finish).

Guy came for the stroll at my bus stop. I met him there and we strolled to two bus stops ahead of mine, talking and getting to know each other. When it was time to go, dude said he will put me on bike so I don't have to walk back alone, I told him not to worry, that I'd walk (as I know say I no get Tfare).

This guy no gree o, was insisting. I said he should not worry. After the back and forth, this guy looked at me and said "ah, you don't have bike fare, why didn't you say so"? I now said I have bike fare, I just want to walk home. For bus stop, oga begin shout "where's the money, you must show me the money".

I just left him there and jogged home. Got home and narrated the gist to my mum and sisters, they laughed hard and the guy earned the name "show me the money".

That's how it didn't exceed the first date o.

May his soul rest in peace cause he's late now.

Ehya So sad, that he is late now.
Your mum must be very funny and jovial.

There's this boy scouts slogan, "be prepared". You weren't prepared for the date both in terms of budget and outfit. Hopefully you've learnt from your mistakes.

JOACHINpedro:

Reminding me of my past mistake is uncool bro

Modified
A year ago I decided to give relationship a chance. I had this girl that I liked. She's slim, a sapio and ebony skin(My type of woman) but f-up be say we dy the same exco organization. Me that doesn't like having any sexual activity with female colleagues. But mehn I needed to know if I could still love again. I asked her out on Val's day last year but she couldn't make it(introvert stuff). Kept my cool, then days later she agreed to go on a date with me.
The dday reached, I was so excited but nervous cus na only urgent 2k I budgeted for the date.
Mistake I made was not going for a market survey in the restaurant we'll be staying.
In evening time, I no too like wear belt those days cus my trousers are always fitted but I forget say school stress don suck my flesh finish.
Put on my dope jeans and nice long sleeve top. I swear, the trouser gave sign of being loose but I neglected it. Then I Called her, she came and off we went to our super date
When we arrived, I took her to the food showcase. We started checking what we wanted to eat. Na rice varieties full there so we had limited options and the tag read below;
White rice and tomato stew 250/plate without
Chicken laps 950
One small tablet of Meat 300
Snail meat 200

I ordered for stew rice and snail meat. As them put am for two plates, I ask for the price.
This waitress come press things for calculator and told me Three thousand six hundred Naira!!!
Like 3600!
I chuckled and begin reason this girl say we no buy the whole food, na only two plates. Make she recheck am. She did and gave me the same amount.
I officially vexed
I brought my phone did the calculation and showed her the amount base on their tag.
"#900 worth of food is what I bought madam.!"

She come shock me, "Oga sorry o,this tag is not being used, the white rice and stew you bought is #500each and the snail meat is worth #800 per meat

We never buy drink o, I come begin dy para small small. But I remember say na me Bleep up. I just look babe and tried not to make her feel bad as I noticed say she wan pay from her wallet.
I tell the waitress to give us vegetable stew. Yea as expected it was cheaper (350, then I ordered egg instead of meat.)
We got our faruz drink and headed to sit on a round table.
Me don loose vibe, I con regret why I ask of this date. She was the one doing most of the talking sha and I did the listening. After everything night show and na to go.
I can't explain why but the lose trouser became worst.when we were walking home I was always sliding back for her not to notice, I just dy behind her dy drag my trouser. At some point I'll catch up with her and talk small, If I noticed say trouser wan go down I go bend down like something hit me for leg. Na so we do am reach where she dy go. I come use speed run go my guy house. My guy laugh me that night and asked " At least hope say you chop kiss?".
I hissed and told him that na person wey him mind dy at rest dy find kiss to chop.

How old were you then?

Vyzz:
Didn't prepare for it as it was sudden...


Even if I had time I probably won't prepare much....

Was shy, didn't say anything much...

We just sat silently for minutes...


Then I told her I want to go home

Jayrow08:

I bring dis babe Lovette na her name come my cabal I no knw say na thief she b, Omo dis babe move my new Tecno F1 wey never reach 3 weeks wey I obtain am. I try calling her she block my number... na her two number b dis
0812 182 8607, 0812 458 8375 and pix na PH d tin happen

Lol

JohnSin97:

Lol

Guy no be laughing matter b dis

JohnSin97:


Lol

The thing way come pain me pass I msg her say y she steal my phone her reply na PLEASE PRAY FOR ME TO CHANGE
That means she has been stealing, abeg am new here shed more light for me as I go take out post dis matter for front page. 10nx! she will not go free.

mmadu4:
warned her not to come with her best friends she did anyways, so after eating and drinking i pretended to answer a call then left them there. they ended up paying over 8k in bills . naija girls are too local to date they think its all about eating and drinking .

Simple rule, if you bring or ask to bring a friend on a first date, it's over, I'll even walk out if that happens. And if you ask for an extra order to take home during a first date, it's over as well.

I met this young Irish girl in the pub in Manchester, we just got along pretty well and exchanged contacts. The following week, I asked her to come over for a hangout. As we were chatting and having fun, from nowhere this girl asked me "is it true that black guys have big dick"? I was like " well, it's not scientifically proven but I don't have small dick either". This girl asked if I mind showing her my dick, I must have done a million backflips in my mind. Off we drove to her house. As I off my trousers and brief, the girl looked at my prick, smiled, touched/massaged it and was like "fair enough, the rumours are true. U can dress up now. U care for a drink "?. I was like "really.... u don't wanna feel it inside of u?.
Long story short, this girl no gree me do anything oo. I felt so foolish and used. If I hear say I meet am again

Naudeyrushme:



I know one idiot wey fit do that kind thing....


Me (but i still dey alive tho)

Stephenmoka4:
You guys go on dates

You don't?

ZINIIBANKS:
The babe agreed to come to my place
She noticed quickly how shy I was maybe she just want to make me more confident or I don't just understand. Babe later told me to kiss her omo chubby girls no dey shame on first date. Na hin mi go dey do like omo ase. The babe just smile tell me say she don dey go omo E pain me DAT day.the babe later use am abuse me but jokingly. Thou its was my first time then.
But now I'm zinibanks pro max moo tii bed gan

Well thank goodness say na bed you bed no be bad. Òmókòmó �

stubbornman:
My first date ehnnn I no even know wetin I wear comot for house sef.... I just resemble who Dem pursue comot for him planet....after that day the babe no pick my call again

Lmfao

Emvico34:
Am here to read comments. Old soldier never die

Abeg shift make a sit down. You don get partner.

purples25:
Kept trying to rub my ass. Told me if I said I've been with one or two guys, that I'm just starting, there are more to come. What a wicked statement.

Can't remember how he did it, made me feel so repulsed....but when I came home I puked out the malt he bought me and had a bad headache. That was really long ago.

The worst experience I think I myself gave someone was when I poured my drink all over the table at an eatery and we had to change tables and everyone was looking at us.

The worst experience you gave the guy, was it at chicken republic?

Jayrow08:

I bring dis babe Lovette na her name come my cabal I no knw say na thief she b, Omo dis babe move my new Tecno F1 wey never reach 3 weeks wey I obtain am. I try calling her she block my number... na her two number b dis
0812 182 8607, 0812 458 8375 and pix na PH d tin happen

We used same Shuttle while traveling interstate...I saw her waist and the Packaging was very tight..I just dey observe through my glasses even before we boarded....I became friendly afterwards,I buy banana and gnuts she chop,I buy Kebab meat she chop,I buy mineral she drink...I asked to know her story,she told me many many lies(Like how a firm had refused to pay her when it was time for her to get paid so she's trying to trace their office in phc)I Told her I like girls like her and took her Contact...Later that evening I called to know how things were going and if we could see?!She told me she was so tired and sleepy,That we should talk the next day...The Next Day came, I called to know what's up?! She sounded more cheerful and lively and even asked what tribe I was which I told her...She jokingly said "Men from my side...we too dey like girls with big yansh"Abi she Lie?!I laughed it off and asked where she was...She called one of the roughest toughest place in town,I remembered she told me a different address in the bus and told her...She say no ohh,She no too know places like that for this town...I said Okay,How e won be?!That i'd love for her to come over without much hesitation she said okay,that'll she will call me later when she wants to start coming.
6pm pass,you no call,7pm pass you no call by 8pm you call me to tell me you want to start coming,that you were looking for a cab I said no probs (In my mind,I said this one wey this girl dey call me by this time that means she don make up her mind to sleep over or better still come submit the waist to me)..I begin arrange my house well,dress the my bed well like say na hotel staff I be...I rush out go buy more fuel that night so we no go get any break in power transmission throughout the night...Only for you to call me 20mins later say all the cab guys you dey see say na 1500 Dem go collect say na night and the distance far small,I say no wahala just enter dey come when you get to my gate I go come out pay the cab driver,you answer ween...I no hear from you again till 9:15pm only for you to dey shout ontop your voice say the cab man say na 3k last him go collect ohh,say you don dey come already sef,Say make I even talk to the taxi man...I can hear a male voice saying "Oga,Oga....." At this point I was silent and pissed,I come quietly ask the cab guy why him dey collect 3k from Borokiri to Ada George?!!him say Oga abeg night don fall,na so we dey collect for here...Me wey dem born phc?!I begin para for the cab guy,dey ask am if him dey travel from state to state na how much e go cum collect?!Next thing the babe say "Hello,I'm on my way already ohh,I no know when I ask her how much was the transport from Cally to Phc we just came back from?!And one idiot was taking the same amount from Borokiri to Ada George and She felt comfortable and she entered?!...She say babes sorry but I don already enter na....I Immediately,end the call...A while later She started calling but I was too upset to pick,I just shun her through out the night and the following day off my phone...Even,If you need cash to take travel back you for no just tell me make I package something give you?...As a guy man sef I don even commot 10k from Bundle for her the next day. come even add 2k ontop for tfare coz I no even need her to stay more than one night...Before she begin act weird...I just dey imagine her Bullshitt When With 5k sef you can get a good waist in phc... Because of say I just wanted some packaging with her...She begin mumu?!
After a week wey my mind don come down sha,I begin Search the babe number but couldn't find it coz I don use vex delete am from my phone and she too kuku no bother to call me again.

odogwunaija:
I met this young Irish girl in the pub in Manchester, we just got along pretty well and exchanged contacts. The following week, I asked her to come over for a hangout. As we were chatting and having fun, from nowhere this girl asked me "is it true that black guys have big dick"? I was like " well, it's not scientifically proven but I don't have small dick either". This girl asked if I mind showing her my dick, I must have done a million backflips in my mind. Off we drove to her house. As I off my trousers and brief, the girl looked at my prick, smiled, touched/massaged it and was like "fair enough, the rumours are true. U can dress up now. U care for a drink "?. I was like "really.... u don't wanna feel it inside of u?.
Long story short, this girl no gree me do anything oo. I felt so foolish and used. If I hear say I meet am again

U be lab rat

1EmmyKay:
So even as this country is in Chaos(Kidnappings Bandit killing BH and all sorts of evil pointing to the end time some peeps still get space to do dating shi) well hope evil won't caught up with y'all when least expected.

,..So everybody should enter one corner and start crying abi,...you yourself you are a kidnapper.

Not sure I've had bad dates, but I love punctuality. If we agree to meet 5pm, let it be 5pm.
Waited for this lady at a fast food joint that had dividers and chairs that were pretty comfy. It was a long day and I was exhausted. Called her a couple of times, she kept saying she was on her way. Mehn, weather was gloomy and it was going to rain. Na so chilled AC blew me from left and right, I dozed off
When she finally got there and called, I was no longer motivated. She was the one doing the talking, me I just want to go home and sleep. Had to end the convo sha to leave. She kept saying "but I just got here". Felt for her sha. Bought her small chops and dropped her off at her street.
We still talk occasionally though.

Never had a date,...the only near date experience I had was when my first girlfriend came to visit me,.. ,..I was very shy,...in fact 4hour's wasted.,.Chaiii,...I come dey sweat,..though I entertained her.,.but she was pissed,..like it was boring,..I just laugh in regret anytime I remember,..,..I was 16 ,..She even tried two more times before she broke up.Since then,..could you believe I never had a girlfriend ,..All is Well sha.

IjeBos:


Simple rule, if you bring or ask to bring a friend on a first date, it's over, I'll even walk out if that happens. And if you ask for an extra take home plate during a first date, it's over as well.

Simple and short.

If I ask a girl out on a date, and she shows up with her friends, bro, the date is over immediately.

I ain't paying for sh#t!

I will tell her the date is off. She and her friends can find their way back to wherever they came from.

She'll never see me again. I hate nonsense.

Found a used condom inside her kont

Date was going OK. He asked what I've been up to lately and I said I just finished reading Things fall apart again. He scoffs and said "that fable?"

Like dude we were just bounding over GOT and Breaking bad and you're a Nigerian that hasn't even crossed border yet

Met one smallie online...We got talking and I asked her to come see me,She said she would love to but she doesn't have tfare.I Told her to get from any body after all it was 200naira,she said no and explained it's was 500naira...I told her no problem she should borrow and come that I would give her 5K for Tfare.
Later that same day she called me that she was coming.
I waited till 6pm,7pm no call...Then To 8pm the smallie called me to come and meet her an eatery around my area that she was there.
Every attempt to get her down to my house proved abortive,So I walked down to meet her,it was a fast food restaurant...She was looking very fine, fresh and Sharp with very standing breast.
I immediately,told her order and take any thing..She went for Fried rice and Chicken,then I asked what she would drink with it she said soft which I paid for.
I come sha get chicken pie and drink for myself make e no be like say I just cum dey look her face.
We started sha gisting and next thing she said she would be leaving soon ohh,that it's late already for her and her aunty doesn't tolerate late nights...As a guy man,I told her no problem.
After everything,I asked her again if she won't atleast reach my place and she asked me to do what?!I said atleast know my place naw,She said another day....As a guy man,I've always learned not to worry a lady that has turned down your offer multiple times...so I said okay no problem...I started facing my house only for the smallie to remind me of the 5k for tfare I had promised her...I told her I spent it on the food and drink she took that I don't have any money on me again,she too told me she doesn't have any money on her to go home...That she borrowed from someone to come..That I promised to give the 5k...I then told her unless she would follow me to my place so I can give her the money...She finally agreed to follow me but on reaching my house she stopped at the gate...That I should go and get the money that she was waiting here...I went inside,locked my gates and never bothered coming out again...
After waiting for a while she started calling but I didn't bother picking...She later sent a Text that she was trekking from Okokomiko to Sapele this night because of me,that "her god would judge me"..I quickly replied her that "My own God was already judging her,that she should trek to sokoto for all I care"... That's why when ona hear stories of girls trekking no be here ohh,e dey be.

prophetic69:


The worst experience you gave the guy, was it at chicken republic?

No, but very close guess though. You're kinda prophetic.