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I woke up to a very strange sound and horrible smell this morning that was almost choking me , the smell was like spoilt egg mixed with poo and the sound was as if someone was giving another person a slap , I live alone so at first I was scared but then I decided to listen properly ,that was when I realized that the babe beside me is the one polluting the air with her big bum bum.


Yesterdays evening I bought her sharwarma plus suya before we made spaghetti and egg for the night ., So her way of thanking me is by choking me to death with her fart... I gave her a hot slap on the bul bum ,she woke up and instead of her to apologize she was still blaming me for overfeeding her .. imagine

Lookatchu

She should have ended your ass with sulphurous substances you gave her in the bid to fvck her big ass by all means

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dalass:
Lookatchu

She should have ended your ass with sulphurous substances you gave her in the bid to fvck her big ass by all means

We did not fnck.... she came to my house for choir practice .. am the choir master

Lovethaa:
We did not fnck.... she came to my house for choir practice .. am the choir master

Hmmmm.....on a Tuesday/Wednesday

You can lie oh

You make music togeda on your bed?! And you can slap your choir sisters fat ass like that?

dalass:
Hmmmm.....on a Tuesday/Wednesday

You can lie oh

You make music togeda on your bed?! And you can slap your choir sisters fat ass like that?

She couldn't go back home because it was late when we finish the practice so she had to sleep over...

Ofcourse I slapped her ass but I had to pray before I did ... it was an holy slap

Lovethaa:
She couldn't go back home because it was late when we finish the practice so she had to sleep over...

Ofcourse I slapped her ass but I had to pray before I did ... it was an holy slap

Smh...

UN and chairperson,operation feed the nation..we don hear.

Lovethaa:
She couldn't go back home because it was late when we finish the practice so she had to sleep over...

Ofcourse I slapped her ass but I had to pray before I did ... it was an holy slap

No be all of us go make heaven
which one be holy slap again

u should have blocked d hole with ur (u know) dat wud have stopped d farts

makermix1:
u should have blocked d hole with ur (u know) dat wud have stopped d farts

Wow.. you're right!....

Thanks for making me laugh this morning.. I needed it.

This is really funny. I am calm and composed especially at work when going through some funny comments but I must confess this is so funny I couldn't help myself. Thank you op

chaiiii I feel ur pain

Michelle55:
Thanks for making me laugh this morning.. I needed it.

but it wasn't suppose to make you laugh ... lol

Holy slap for yansh Wahala be like bicycle

dalass:
Lookatchu

She should have ended your ass with sulphurous substances you gave her in the bid to fvck her big ass by all means

my brother dis ya comment revealed who you are you are a male not female

Cholls:
my brother did ya comment revealed who you are you are a male not female

Thanks my "creator' for knowing my sex more than me

Lovethaa:
I woke up to a very strange sound and horrible smell this morning that was almost choking me , the smell was like spoilt egg mixed with poo and the sound was as if someone was giving another person a slap , I live alone so at first I was scared but then I decided to listen properly ,that was when I realized that the babe beside me is the one polluting the air with her big bum bum.


Yesterdays evening I bought her sharwarma plus suya before we made spaghetti and egg for the night ., So her way of thanking me is by choking me to death with her fart... I gave her a hot slap on the bul bum ,she woke up and instead of her to apologize she was still blaming me for overfeeding her .. imagine

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Lovethaa I wish you died a happy choir master so that you'll join your fellow choristers in hell