sonnie10:
Back then I was teaching my landlord's daughter how to drive. She just had a new job and bought a car. We went to a quite open field a couple of times and she did so well. After a few days we decided it was time to hit the roads, not knowing that she did not know how to return the wheels after making a turn. So while on the road, she made a U turn but staying in lane was a problem because she kept the wheels at the same position. Consequently, the car continued in a circular motion in the middle of the very busy road and we landed on the center grass curb in a twinkle of an eye. Na God safe us! We were lucky everything was fine, we jejely switched places and headed home.

Na so u for just take die in service to puna..Lmfao

BigDawsNet:


Lady friend : You promised to teach me how to drive

Me : eh en

Lady friend : yas now

Me : I will pull over in that field ...follow my instructions and we good...

Lady friend: wow ...I'm driving

Me: don't speed I can't fill any insurance form right now.

Same process continues for some weeks


Now she can drive and travel interstate

I hope if Na nigga tell u like this u no go hesitate?I hope u go get chance?
God bless u if u go get chance.......u know the rest

I said brake she matched throttle and messed up the car

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bluefilm:


I've got zero patience for bitches.

So I don't ever see myself tryna teach a bitch how to drive.

The last bitch I tried to teach how to drive got so scolded by me that up till today she still habors serious angst towards me.

But I don't just care.

It's obvious you have a nasty attitude. You get luck say no be person like me. You for see yourself for hospital. I assure you.

lkillbrokehoes:
The day I thought my ex how to drive, we almost got killed. this girl almost drove the car into a trailer and she was screaming, if not that I was quick to hold the steering and Manoeuvre the car into the other direction, maybe I won't be here typing, such a terrible experience, I washed my hands from teaching her after the bad experience and register her in a driving school, before we had a misunderstanding she was already a pro.

Damn! fucccking wasted effort

Arizona027:
Na so u for just take die in service to puna..Lmfao

Lol. There was nothing like that. I just had too much time on my hands then.

Why has your hubby refused to teach you?

blesoh:
My husband refused to teach me even after i finished my driving lesson , his friend is the one brushing me up again, by this week i should be free God help me
The first day was scary we almost entered a gutter, i had to match the brakes quickly.
I can only use gear 1 and two for now, i hate manual cars

kingsceedon:
Bros na you look like a HIV patience like this? Toto don finish you oooo

lwkmd .You're a mumu man

EaglesEyes1:
I was with my ex-girlfriend in the car on a lonely road, she was in the driver seat and I was in the passenger seat. She was holding the steering wheel as if it will come off if she turn the steering wheel. The car started heading towards a parked damage trailer by the left hand side of the road, I told her to turn the steering wheel away from the direction of the trailer, but her hands were shaking on the steering wheel and her eyes opened wide as if she was looking at a scary ghost and she stepped her foot on the gas pedal, the car started going faster. I was there shouting brake! brake!!

I had just had to quickly switch the car off and raise the hand brake.

She quickly rushed out of the car and started shouting at me and saying 'it is not a force to know how to drive a car and not every women knows how to drive, that I shouldn't urge her to drive a car anymore'. I started laughing ooooo. she hissed and sat down in the passenger seat.

So guys, I guess yours might be more hilarious than mine.

My wife carry me and my motor climb hip of sand

emmanuel596:
Easiest way to hate women and their way of thinking forever....I no go ever try teach woman car again...trailer nearly kill me

Why would you be teaching someone on a road where trailers are passing? Don't you value your life and that of the person you're teaching?

paulolee:
na fight end am o...she gv me attitude for 2 months saying I get anger problems..
bcox I shout n change am for her when she use my uncle car go scratch stagnant trailer even after I shout for her to stop n be careful...
las las I use my money fix d car n still apologize for raising my voice on her..
I no blame her....na me claim gentleman n ask her if she would like to come learn hw to drive....it ended in tears abegi

You simp your way out

Raxxye:
My neighbour in Port Harcourt drove her married boyfriend into an incoming trailer in the process of him teaching her how to drive. The man died, but Priscilla survived. It was a huge loss to the man's family. He was a dtaff of Shell in Port Harcourt.

When next he reincarnate he would learn to fear woman

Was waiting for this comment....
The OP does not know he n d Lady gambled with dier lives..
He finds it funny..
N Surprisingly, Others here find it funny too..
A Great Wonder, I must say!!

Godmademan:
So you people almost got yourselves killed and you think it's funny

Stephenmoka4:
Not done that but, there is a guy I was learning together with. He stepped on the accelerator harshly instead of brake on a multiple intersection road. I nearly weep and was in terror. Luckily the driver's instructor moved the gear shift to neutral and the accelerator he stepped on had no effect.

that one go be correct car no. Be all these jallopy

angelfallz:


Why would you be teaching someone on a road where trailers are passing? Don't you bake your life and that of the person you're teaching?

Guy you don't have to blame him, teaching someone how to drive in the field is different from teaching someone on a busy road, the truth is that, you must learn in both side, many of us here have one or two experienced why teaching ladies how to drive, but the basic thing we need is Patient and Focus, speaking from experience

Always a difficult experience teaching woman anything especially if she is your wife.Meanwhile Our external battery guarantees you between ten to twenty four hours extra working hour on your laptop. Don't let power issue delay you and don't get mistaken for a Yahoo boy because of your generator noise.

Why is it so difficult for husbands/boyfriends to teach their wives/girlfriends how to drive?

Maybe it's the familiarity.

Judgesledge:
Tried teaching wifey, for three consecutive days, we step out all excited, only to come back with long faces. Ditched the idea and got a driver to teach her, and in no time she became a Lewis Hamilton wannabe.

Mine is not even a lady, it is with my younger brother and it happened just last week.. I just got this new corolla, and he came around.. So whike driving out, he told me to allow him to move the car a bit, I was like you can't learn how to drive in a street like this even though it quiet. I will have to take you to a field.

He insisted I allowed him and told he be learning how to drive before.. Mumu mi, na so I allowed him to drive oo.

We got to the first turning, he did quite well. I felt like wow, impressive.. Now to the second turning, we saw a car coming, immidiately I told him to keep moving without turning to that street cos I figure out he might not be good with the steering and then go and hit the car.. Shortly afyer the car passes by, he insist he would pass that street and then put it on reverse.. Then as soon as he turns to the next street, he pressed the gas pedal, before I knew what was happening we were heading to the gutter.. I kept shouting brak brake.. He was just there looking like zombi, until we landed in the gutter.. I was mad.

emmanuel596:
Easiest way to hate women and their way of thinking forever....I no go ever try teach woman car again...trailer nearly kill me

All of them.always face trailer. Even if you want to pay me 1m to teach a woman how to drive, I'll pay another person 100k to teach her and I pocket 900k. I no fit abeg

bluefilm:


I've got zero patience for bitches.

So I don't ever see myself tryna teach a bitch how to drive.

The last bitch I tried to teach how to drive got so scolded by me that up till today she still habors serious angst towards me.

But I don't just care.

As your mama and every female way dey your house na BITCHES abi

zolajpower:

Engaging the turtle when she's was supposed to slam the break .
My heart almost left my soul or my soul almost left my heart . I beg grammarian correct me on this .
Like seriously, it was not funny at all . I wan die that very day

Throttle not turtle

I once taught a lady how to drive and thats one experience i wish i never had, Infact i wish i never taught her cos it was a bitter experience.
She ended up having accident like 4x because of not taking instructions. They will just open their eyes waaa like zombie, but they no dey see anything. U will be shouting stop, stop, stop even with their eyes open they will still jam. Its like their brain and eyes no dey communicate when they are learning. Save yourself the stress and just pay for driving school for them.

meobizy:
Nairalanders being ignorant. What else is new? This forum is still in the era when women weren't allowed to drive vehicles.

You are the only one still in that era. Set yourself Free.

molybdenum0012:
Mine is not even a lady, it is with my younger brother and it happened just last week.. I just got this new corolla, and he came around.. So whike driving out, he told me to allow him to move the car a bit, I was like you can't learn how to drive in a street like this even though it quiet. I will have to take you to a field.

He insisted I allowed him and told he be learning how to drive before.. Mumu mi, na so I allowed him to drive oo.

We got to the first turning, he did quite well. I felt like wow, impressive.. Now to the second turning, we saw a car coming, immidiately I told him to keep moving without turning to that street cos I figure out he might not be good with the steering and then go and hit the car.. Shortly afyer the car passes by, he insist he would pass that street and then put it on reverse.. Then as soon as he turns to the next street, [b]he pressed the gas pedal, before I knew what was happening we were heading to the gutter.. I kept shouting brak brake.. He was just there looking like zombi, until we landed in the gutter.. [/b]I was mad.

LMAO

blesoh:
My husband refused to teach me even after i finished my driving lesson , his friend is the one brushing me up again, by this week i should be free God help me
The first day was scary we almost entered a gutter, i had to match the brakes quickly.
I can only use gear 1 and two for now, i hate manual cars

Your husband's friend is brushing you. Nice!

Some years ago, 2010 to be precise I wanted to teach my wife who had driven before to drive again (before that time she had driven like 6 years before, though not perfectly). We were using my older car a manual transmission car. She was going to negotiate a bend and she needed to change the gear. She simply asked me to help her change the gear!
She did throw the car into a ditch at another time, and stopped driving completely. Since then all the runs he should do has fallen on me.

You want to teach your spouse to drive? engage a driving school!

angelfallz:
Why is it so difficult for husbands/boyfriends to teach their wives/girlfriends how to drive?

Maybe it's the familiarity.

Think so bro, in my case ,wifey seemed more receptive to the drivers instructions and in any case the driver seemed to have more patience than I did

Alejoas:
Always a difficult experience.Our external battery guarantees you between ten to twenty four hours extra working hour on your laptop. Don't let power issue delay you and don't get mistaken for a Yahoo boy because of your generator noise.

Cant u post the right topics/comments in the right section? What does this have to do with driving a car?

Dogalmighty17:


Your husband's friend is brushing you. Nice!

brushing her up!!!