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Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by onelovenigeria(m): 5:33pm On Apr 07, 2021
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Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by Nobody: 5:34pm On Apr 07, 2021
Cool story guy. Hasn't it been recycled enough?
Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by MrMacinterchi1: 5:35pm On Apr 07, 2021
nahzyla:
Wwkhat kind of sexist insultive topic is this?
Seun, Mynd44 or lalasticlala why on earth will you people do something like this? Why will you put a topic that degrades women and makes them seem like incompetent idiots on front page to encourage the discrimination women face in society?

What exactly is your problem?

Promoting woman hate on this site everytime, you people disgust me. This topic is like a woman asking other women what are their funny experiences leaving their valuables in the possession of males because after all we all know that males make up majority of thieves and criminals in society. How will you feel if a female asks that kind of question?
It will be uploaded to the front page for public discussion. That's if there's any.
Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by Nobody: 5:35pm On Apr 07, 2021
I'm just glad my wife's brother taught her to drive before I got married. I for craze trying to teach her to drive
Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by Funkeshuga(m): 5:40pm On Apr 07, 2021
the first thing I did teaching my woman how to drive was to first of all take her on the theoretical aspect, it was auto then I told her why auto has two pedals and manual has three pedals, the functions of the pedals


I took her on the gear theory as well, manual is numerical while auto is alphabetical. after teaching all this then we went to the field


it's very risky to take a learner to the road for learng, you take her to the field because some ladies take much time to pick what you're teaching them, after I taught her how to drive so many times on the field, I left the car and told her to be driving though I was beside her and I told her not to release her foot on the break


we did for 2days on the field and she was the only the one driving herself, I notice after then she had issue with her steering turning so we practised that all over again


we entered street driving from then I taught her road signs then we enter road


as I'm typing now, she's a don in driving

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Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by chccho(m): 5:42pm On Apr 07, 2021
The lady i was teaching how to drive was telling me I'm not a good driver and thats why I'm not a good techer. She will say to me "see how other men are driving!!!! shocked shocked shocked thats how to drive

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Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by BigDawsNet: 5:44pm On Apr 07, 2021
Arizona027:
I hope if Na nigga tell u like this u no go hesitate?I hope u go get chance?
God bless u if u go get chance.......u know the rest


Bro I don't joke with my homies...they mean alot to me...I got their back everysingle day.....

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Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by chccho(m): 5:45pm On Apr 07, 2021
onelovenigeria:
good day guys ....i made a post before about my lighting business....and i have just uploaded photos of the available items and all my product are pay on delivery so you will be safe...guys pls follow my instagram page @ifexlightingworld .... i'm looking forward to doing business with you... please you can dm me thanks
Learn to post the right things under the right topics. Dont derail topics or comments its against Nairaland rules
Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by tartarus(m): 5:50pm On Apr 07, 2021
Nairaland is too toxic, too patriarchal and misogynistic

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Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by chccho(m): 5:51pm On Apr 07, 2021
nahzyla:
Wwkhat kind of sexist insultive topic is this?
Seun, Mynd44 or lalasticlala why on earth will you people do something like this? Why will you put a topic that degrades women and makes them seem like incompetent idiots on front page to encourage the discrimination women face in society?

What exactly is your problem?

Promoting woman hate on this site everytime, you people disgust me. This topic is like a woman asking other women what are their funny experiences leaving their valuables in the possession of males because after all we all know that males make up majority of thieves and criminals in society. How will you feel if a female asks that kind of question?

I have come to realize that alot of women/ladies are suffering and hurt from things that are totally insignificant and irrelevant. I dont see how or why any man should be bother if u asked such a question or posted such a topicfor debate. If it will make u feel better maybe u should post one lets debate it

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Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by chccho(m): 5:53pm On Apr 07, 2021
Teaching a woman how to drive can be very dangerous, most especially if she's the type who never listens or accepts mistakes. It could end uo being a very costly price to pay

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Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by DavidKajo94(m): 5:55pm On Apr 07, 2021
One of the most important thing when teaching anyone how to drive, is always make sure the car has a very good hand brake. As an instructor ur left hand is supposed to be on the hand brake thoughtout the teaching as long as the learner is the one handling the steering. That's my own secret for teaching how to drive, nd it really worked for me even for the 1st time I tot a lady how to drive. She almost smashed her brand new car to the goal post the football field we used, but thanks to the very effective hand brake. Don't ever make the mistake of depending on the learner to match brake when he or she is in panic.

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Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by Wealthoptulent(m): 5:56pm On Apr 07, 2021
My ex wife own was about recording on status or video... when yet to know how to drive, if you bash person car or fence i will bear it all.. i cant even let her go 1 street away or even drive behind her.. most of them are learning for gram's life and when the "small girl big gods" deu deliver dem RR/Gwagen . Once dem sabi drive, they forget ROAD RULES & SIGNS, dey claim all junctions and U-turn and round abouts.
Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by DavidKajo94(m): 6:03pm On Apr 07, 2021
I can teach you dear
chiommy123:
Someone should teach me na so you can share your experience
Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by emmy512: 6:04pm On Apr 07, 2021
whenever she mistakenly uses the break and clutch same time after I've told her it's not right she gets frustrated as I keep reminding her.
at various time she'll just get angry/sad/frustrated and turn engine off then walk out

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Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by princemillla(m): 6:05pm On Apr 07, 2021
Lol just 2 days ago she bashed my car on a school fence....... Wooooo Na to go dump her for driving school
Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by filleSouriante(f): 6:09pm On Apr 07, 2021
leksite120:
I've never taught a woman but when I just started to drive and always with my mum in the car, it's always frustrating. She'll be the one driving with mouth while I hold steering. If I turn anyhow, she'll shout at me, even the shout can cause accident. Car wey I don de carry go travel wey she no know, Lol. Even she cannot travel yet then.

Normally, if she's the one driving , it'll almost be the same as mine, but the fact that I'm d one holding the steering, OMG, I no go rest o, till one day wey I vex drop steering for her in the middle if the road, she sef shock.

Bad boy grin grin
Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by Reex12(m): 6:16pm On Apr 07, 2021
kingsceedon:

You sounds like a HOMO
hahahaha e choke

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Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by Ikwerelastborn: 6:21pm On Apr 07, 2021
Batam:
My wife has been begging me to teach her how to drive for years my response is always go to driving school for learning.
My experience is far from teaching a woman because there is this neighbour of mine like 3 years of driving she cannot reverse alone she will be looking for someone to guide her and most times it's I due to my car is always behind her car in parking
Lol,wahala. Seriously I do not know why women do not or are not capable with driving skills ,only few do
Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by jelel6: 6:28pm On Apr 07, 2021
Funkeshuga:
the first thing I did teaching my woman how to drive was to first of all take her on the theoretical aspect, it was auto then I told her why auto has two pedals and manual has three pedals, the functions of the pedals


I took her on the gear theory as well, manual is numerical while auto is alphabetical. after teaching all this then we went to the field


it's very risky to take a learner to the road for learng, you take her to the field because some ladies take much time to pick what you're teaching them, after I taught her how to drive so many times on the field, I left the car and told her to be driving though I was beside her and I told her not to release her foot on the break


we did for 2days on the field and she was the only the one driving herself, I notice after then she had issue with her steering turning so we practised that all over again


we entered street driving from then I taught her road signs then we enter road


as I'm typing now, she's a don in driving

Obviously, you are kind of knowledgeable in the art of teaching.

Most of the other guys who have had funny experiences here don't necessarily have the necessary skills and know-how to teach people how to drive. In fact, most of them didn't have success so they solicited the help of a driving school.
Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by Tadeus(m): 6:28pm On Apr 07, 2021
EaglesEyes1:
I was with my ex-girlfriend in the car on a lonely road, she was in the driver seat and I was in the passenger seat. She was holding the steering wheel as if it will come off if she turn the steering wheel. The car started heading towards a parked damage trailer by the left hand side of the road, I told her to turn the steering wheel away from the direction of the trailer, but her hands were shaking on the steering wheel and her eyes opened wide as if she was looking at a scary ghost and she stepped her foot on the gas pedal, the car started going faster. I was there shouting brake! brake!!

I had just had to quickly switch the car off and raise the hand brake.

She quickly rushed out of the car and started shouting at me and saying 'it is not a force to know how to drive a car and not every women knows how to drive, that I shouldn't urge her to drive a car anymore'. I started laughing ooooo. she hissed and sat down in the passenger seat.

So guys, I guess yours might be more hilarious than mine.

Pay 50k to driving school and save yourself from this unnecessary headache.
Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by sharpwriter(m): 6:30pm On Apr 07, 2021
Traininghub:
Out of fear, I am still unable to drive. Chai!!! Laslas I'll get a driver once I am able to afford a car.

Go and get an automatic, it is easier to drive
Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by franchasng: 6:34pm On Apr 07, 2021
EaglesEyes1:
I was with my ex-girlfriend in the car on a lonely road, she was in the driver seat and I was in the passenger seat. She was holding the steering wheel as if it will come off if she turn the steering wheel. The car started heading towards a parked damage trailer by the left hand side of the road, I told her to turn the steering wheel away from the direction of the trailer, but her hands were shaking on the steering wheel and her eyes opened wide as if she was looking at a scary ghost and she stepped her foot on the gas pedal, the car started going faster. I was there shouting brake! brake!!

I had just had to quickly switch the car off and raise the hand brake.

She quickly rushed out of the car and started shouting at me and saying 'it is not a force to know how to drive a car and not every women knows how to drive, that I shouldn't urge her to drive a car anymore'. I started laughing ooooo. she hissed and sat down in the passenger seat.

So guys, I guess yours might be more hilarious than mine.
grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy....make sure you sign your will shocked shocked grin
Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by Ikwerelastborn: 6:37pm On Apr 07, 2021
Wealthoptulent:
My ex wife own was about recording on status or video... when yet to know how to drive, if you bash person car or fence i will bear it all.. i cant even let her go 1 street away or even drive behind her.. most of them are learning for gram's life and when the "small girl big gods" deu deliver dem RR/Gwagen . Once dem sabi drive, they forget ROAD RULES & SIGNS, dey claim all junctions and U-turn and round abouts.
Why is she ex wife? Did she die?
Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by femijay8271(m): 6:44pm On Apr 07, 2021
RIDOO:
My Mum once told me years back when 504 was in vougue,my dad was the one teaching her n that on this faithful day there was a serious argument/fight right on the field when teaching was going on.... that she left him with the car in annoyance.They got home seprately.
Fast forward to my own time...I shouted on the instructor of the driving school taking me and told him I'm not interested again ..on the first day when he wanted to remove breath out of my life"o fe yo lle aye kuro lemi mi"Me wey be say na my hubby pay n forced me to d driving school.. That will be d 2nd driving school l'm attending o...But people calmed me down..
God's willing na so l endured for 2wks o ..but that manual no easy@all.Now if them dash me trailer l fit drive.

trailer ko Molue ni!
Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by femijay8271(m): 6:47pm On Apr 07, 2021
kingsceedon:


I for like to make you a friend but this forum sucks, no direct messages or friendship requests stuff here, I don test your hot temper side, but I discover say you be real NIGGA,

u no well rara oo
Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by Anyiamaka: 6:49pm On Apr 07, 2021
chiommy123:
Someone should teach me na so you can share your experience

Where are you based?
Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by kumulus(m): 7:00pm On Apr 07, 2021
We almost got on her parent's matrimonial bed........... I mean she ran the car into their bedroom wall ni o.....before you start thinking your nonsense there, btw she's my cousin grin grin
Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by slimmax: 7:08pm On Apr 07, 2021
blesoh:
My husband refused to teach me even after i finished my driving lesson , his friend is the one brushing me up again, by this week i should be free God help me
The first day was scary we almost entered a gutter, i had to match the brakes quickly.
I can only use gear 1 and two for now, i hate manual cars cry

wise man, him sabi say him must change am for you if him teach you, the guy just evade quarrel jejely
Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by Draslo(m): 7:13pm On Apr 07, 2021
sapphiere:
How many Nairaland males can drive a car or even own one?
The hate in your heart will probably be the death of you.
Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by CheedyJ(m): 7:21pm On Apr 07, 2021
kingsceedon:


I for like to make you a friend but this forum sucks, no direct messages or friendship requests stuff here, I don test your hot temper side, but I discover say you be real NIGGA,
One love bro..nothing do us at all...

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