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Share Your Simp Experience U Once Did For A Girl In Your Life by kenzysmith: 4:52pm On Apr 10, 2021
mine when I was 19 I had my ist girlfriend I used to send this girl 500 mtn from my pocket money every 2 days. after I send her the card I will use my own card to call her she never call me. there was a day she agree to have lunch with me we went to sillzers she came with her younger brother they ate fried rice and big chicken while I was drinking coke talkng with her I would have bought food for my self but I was considering their fare back home in my heart I was in tears but I was just there smiling like gaduje. after the meal his younger brother demand for meat pie and ice cream she also said I should also buy for her too that I should put it inside take away pack. they sat at their seat why I went to buy it for them and I also gave them 1500 for their fair back home. i am the one who called her if she have arrive home even hug I no see talk less of pussy chai I mumu that year sha

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Re: Share Your Simp Experience U Once Did For A Girl In Your Life by Richadv(m): 5:02pm On Apr 10, 2021
2019 I bought a watch for 1 mumu as gift she was so happy I thought I've hit the jackpot but guess what next day she post a video and I saw her sister wearing the watch her small sister for that matter as if dat 1 nor do I still one of her course mate(male) wearing the watch the following week undecided love na nonsense

pipo dey tell me I say leave m e maybe dem be friends cheesy
I sha bleep her but the sex was so boring she Jos b lik log of wood 4 bed undecided I Jos vex getup is e Jos b lik rape

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Re: Share Your Simp Experience U Once Did For A Girl In Your Life by MufasaLion: 5:05pm On Apr 10, 2021
I can't relate to this.
Re: Share Your Simp Experience U Once Did For A Girl In Your Life by Papertrails(m): 5:05pm On Apr 10, 2021
Op you be mumu sha no offense grin

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Re: Share Your Simp Experience U Once Did For A Girl In Your Life by Nobody: 5:10pm On Apr 10, 2021
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Re: Share Your Simp Experience U Once Did For A Girl In Your Life by Nobody: 5:12pm On Apr 10, 2021
I will SIMPly read the comments.

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Re: Share Your Simp Experience U Once Did For A Girl In Your Life by Nobody: 5:13pm On Apr 10, 2021
My simp experience was a horrible one. My "girlfriend" was basically my bank account back in the day and one day, the bank just folded. She had eloped to abroad with her man friend with all my life savings. I was played, my heart was crushed and my dream scattered. Was workimg hard, starving myself, saving money for us to travel abroad not knowing she had other plans. Las las, she disappeared with all my savings. I'm a hardcore "redpill born again" now thanks to her. A lot of friends advised I went fetish on her but I said no, "the evil that women do lives with them". She later called to beg but I told her to go and beg God because forgiveness belongs to Him not me. As for my money, God later blessed me that I got all I lost in just one contract.

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Re: Share Your Simp Experience U Once Did For A Girl In Your Life by MufasaLion: 5:19pm On Apr 10, 2021
Nonexistent:
My simp experience was a horrible one. My "girlfriend" was basically my bank account back in the day and one day, the bank just folded. She had eloped to abroad with her man friend with all my life savings. I was played, my heart was crushed and my dream scattered. Was workimg hard, starving myself, saving money for us to travel abroad not knowing she had other plans. Las las, she disappeared with all my savings. I'm a hardcore "redpill born again" now thanks to her. A lot of friends advised I went fetish on her but I said no, "the evil that women do lives with them". She later called to beg but I told her to go and beg God because forgiveness belongs to Him not me. As for my money, God later blessed me that I got all I lost in just one contract.

I still don't seem understand, why you guys trust women blindly to entrust your financial power house to them. It baffles me!

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Re: Share Your Simp Experience U Once Did For A Girl In Your Life by TheEnygma(m): 5:21pm On Apr 10, 2021
Nonexistent:
My simp experience was a horrible one. My "girlfriend" was basically my bank account back in the day and one day, the bank just folded. She had eloped to abroad with her man friend with all my life savings. I was played, my heart was crushed and my dream scattered. Was workimg hard, starving myself, saving money for us to travel abroad not knowing she had other plans. Las las, she disappeared with all my savings. I'm a hardcore "redpill born again" now thanks to her. A lot of friends advised I went fetish on her but I said no, "the evil that women do lives with them". She later called to beg but I told her to go and beg God because forgiveness belongs to Him not me. As for my money, God later blessed me that I got all I lost in just one contract.
Omo this your story touch me oh!!!

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Re: Share Your Simp Experience U Once Did For A Girl In Your Life by Beckysexy(f): 5:22pm On Apr 10, 2021
Nonexistent:
My simp experience was a horrible one. My "girlfriend" was basically my bank account back in the day and one day, the bank just folded. She had eloped to abroad with her man friend with all my life savings. I was played, my heart was crushed and my dream scattered. Was workimg hard, starving myself, saving money for us to travel abroad not knowing she had other plans. Las las, she disappeared with all my savings. I'm a hardcore "redpill born again" now thanks to her. A lot of friends advised I went fetish on her but I said no, "the evil that women do lives with them". She later called to beg but I told her to go and beg God because forgiveness belongs to Him not me. As for my money, God later blessed me that I got all I lost in just one contract.
Lol
She do you strong thing no be small .

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Re: Share Your Simp Experience U Once Did For A Girl In Your Life by Papertrails(m): 5:24pm On Apr 10, 2021
Nonexistent:
My simp experience was a horrible one. My "girlfriend" was basically my bank account back in the day and one day, the bank just folded. She had eloped to abroad with her man friend with all my life savings. I was played, my heart was crushed and my dream scattered. Was workimg hard, starving myself, saving money for us to travel abroad not knowing she had other plans. Las las, she disappeared with all my savings. I'm a hardcore "redpill born again" now thanks to her. A lot of friends advised I went fetish on her but I said no, "the evil that women do lives with them". She later called to beg but I told her to go and beg God because forgiveness belongs to Him not me. As for my money, God later blessed me that I got all I lost in just one contract.

Commander in chief of all simps Nigeria branch grin

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Re: Share Your Simp Experience U Once Did For A Girl In Your Life by Nobody: 5:25pm On Apr 10, 2021
MufasaLion:


I still don't seem understand, why you guys trust women blindly to entrust your financial power house to them. It baffles me!
We were saving to travel abroad.
1. I was "extravagant" and she was not so we suggested she took charge of finances so as to save and achieve our dream.
2. She was the one in charge of the visa processing because she knew the agent.
3. I was working like a donkey, hardly had time to anything else.
4. I trusted her and loved her, believed she did too.
5. I was a BIG FOOL.

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Re: Share Your Simp Experience U Once Did For A Girl In Your Life by tosik(m): 5:30pm On Apr 10, 2021
bro sincerely speaking your mumu no get part 2....the part wey get me laugh from your post is u said you dey laugh like ganduje?have u seen ganduje laugh b4 e.g newspaper or TV or where?? lol��
Re: Share Your Simp Experience U Once Did For A Girl In Your Life by MufasaLion: 5:31pm On Apr 10, 2021
Nonexistent:
We were saving to travel abroad.
1. I was "extravagant" and she was not so we suggested she took charge of finances so as to save and achieve our dream.
2. She was the one in charge of the visa processing because she knew the agent.
3. I was working like a donkey, hardly had time to anything else.
4. I trusted her and loved her, believed she did too.
5. I was a BIG FOOL.

Lol. Sincerely you're right but you've learnt the hard way. I can never entrust my financial power house to any woman irrespective of our relationship. Women are so unpredictable and the least you'd expect to betray you, would do so.

She actually used your love, your extravagant lifestyle, and trust to outwit you.

PS : I've never been betrayed before but I have people of such painful betrayals.

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Re: Share Your Simp Experience U Once Did For A Girl In Your Life by Nobody: 5:32pm On Apr 10, 2021
I'm here to read comments

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Re: Share Your Simp Experience U Once Did For A Girl In Your Life by Smopro: 5:33pm On Apr 10, 2021
Bought a small Java phone for this babe, she broke up with me the second day: Naso mumu 18years old me go her mumsy shop go collect my phone back grin cheesy

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Re: Share Your Simp Experience U Once Did For A Girl In Your Life by TheEnygma(m): 5:34pm On Apr 10, 2021
My own story is pathetic.
I once fell for girl at my place of work. I was there doing everything in my power to get her to like me and showing her all the love in the world ,while she was busy banging another of my senior colleague (a married man for that matter), the funny thing was that she thought I didn't know....
I finally confronted her and told her I couldn't be in a relationship with a girl who wasn't loyal to me, I told her I loved her but couldn't go on with the relationship, I also told her that the guy would dump her and it happened as I predicted.....After the guy dumped her, she started looking for a means to get back with me but to her disappointment I had already moved on.
That was the first girl I ever genuinely loved and last time I ever allowed a girl to use me and catch cruise, I simply learnt my lesson and took an overdose of the REDPILL.

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Re: Share Your Simp Experience U Once Did For A Girl In Your Life by Nobody: 5:36pm On Apr 10, 2021
Papertrails:


Commander in chief of all simps Nigeria branch grin
Emeritus bro, emeritus. cheesy

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Re: Share Your Simp Experience U Once Did For A Girl In Your Life by CandyOps(m): 5:36pm On Apr 10, 2021
MufasaLion:


I still don't seem understand, why you guys trust women blindly to entrust your financial power house to them. It baffles me!

Niggah was investing. Investor in Clitocurrency cheesy

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Re: Share Your Simp Experience U Once Did For A Girl In Your Life by providencia(m): 5:36pm On Apr 10, 2021
Nonexistent:
We were saving to travel abroad.
1. I was "extravagant" and she was not so we suggested she took charge of finances so as to save and achieve our dream.
2. She was the one in charge of the visa processing because she knew the agent.
3. I was working like a donkey, hardly had time to anything else.
4. I trusted her and loved her, believed she did too.
5. I was a BIG FOOL.
sad
Re: Share Your Simp Experience U Once Did For A Girl In Your Life by MufasaLion: 5:37pm On Apr 10, 2021
CandyOps:


Niggah was investing. Investor in Clitocurrency cheesy

LMAO. I'm glad he learnt his lessons.

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Re: Share Your Simp Experience U Once Did For A Girl In Your Life by MufasaLion: 5:38pm On Apr 10, 2021
TheEnygma:
My own story is pathetic.
I once fell for girl at my place of work. I was there doing everything in my power to get her to like me and showing her all the love in the world ,while she was busy banging another of my senior colleague (a married man for that matter), the funny thing was that she thought I didn't know....
I finally confronted her and told her I couldn't be in a relationship with a girl who wasn't loyal to me, I told her I loved her but couldn't go on with the relationship, I also told her that the guy would dump her and it happened as I predicted.....After the guy dumped her, she started looking for a means to get back with me but to her disappointment I had already moved on.

And she'd definitely get another person to leech on grin

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Re: Share Your Simp Experience U Once Did For A Girl In Your Life by kenzysmith: 5:40pm On Apr 10, 2021
Nonexistent:
My simp experience was a horrible one. My "girlfriend" was basically my bank account back in the day and one day, the bank just folded. She had eloped to abroad with her man friend with all my life savings. I was played, my heart was crushed and my dream scattered. Was workimg hard, starving myself, saving money for us to travel abroad not knowing she had other plans. Las las, she disappeared with all my savings. I'm a hardcore "redpill born again" now thanks to her. A lot of friends advised I went fetish on her but I said no, "the evil that women do lives with them". She later called to beg but I told her to go and beg God because forgiveness belongs to Him not me. As for my money, God later blessed me that I got all I lost in just one contract.
you turn girlfriend to your savings account na wa o

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Re: Share Your Simp Experience U Once Did For A Girl In Your Life by Jesterinjay: 5:59pm On Apr 10, 2021
TheEnygma:
My own story is pathetic.
I once fell for girl at my place of work. I was there doing everything in my power to get her to like me and showing her all the love in the world ,while she was busy banging another of my senior colleague (a married man for that matter), the funny thing was that she thought I didn't know....
I finally confronted her and told her I couldn't be in a relationship with a girl who wasn't loyal to me, I told her I loved her but couldn't go on with the relationship, I also told her that the guy would dump her and it happened as I predicted.....After the guy dumped her, she started looking for a means to get back with me but to her disappointment I had already moved on.
That was the first girl I ever genuinely loved and last time I ever allowed a girl to use me and catch cruise, I simply learnt my lesson and took an overdose of the REDPILL.
bros u are welcom
Re: Share Your Simp Experience U Once Did For A Girl In Your Life by Nobody: 6:06pm On Apr 10, 2021
TheEnygma:
My own story is pathetic.
I once fell for girl at my place of work. I was there doing everything in my power to get her to like me and showing her all the love in the world ,while she was busy banging another of my senior colleague (a married man for that matter), the funny thing was that she thought I didn't know....
I finally confronted her and told her I couldn't be in a relationship with a girl who wasn't loyal to me, I told her I loved her but couldn't go on with the relationship, I also told her that the guy would dump her and it happened as I predicted.....After the guy dumped her, she started looking for a means to get back with me but to her disappointment I had already moved on.
That was the first girl I ever genuinely loved and last time I ever allowed a girl to use me and catch cruise, I simply learnt my lesson and took an overdose of the REDPILL.
wise decision bro!
wise decision

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Re: Share Your Simp Experience U Once Did For A Girl In Your Life by MJBOLT: 6:34pm On Apr 10, 2021
grin

Re: Share Your Simp Experience U Once Did For A Girl In Your Life by Bluehill1051: 9:12pm On Apr 10, 2021
Boarding bike-okada from Mowe to Berger and back on expressway just for pussy
Re: Share Your Simp Experience U Once Did For A Girl In Your Life by calculator123(m): 9:15pm On Apr 10, 2021
Here to read comments
Re: Share Your Simp Experience U Once Did For A Girl In Your Life by Angelacruz: 9:16pm On Apr 10, 2021
Nonexistent:
My simp experience was a horrible one. My "girlfriend" was basically my bank account back in the day and one day, the bank just folded. She had eloped to abroad with her man friend with all my life savings. I was played, my heart was crushed and my dream scattered. Was workimg hard, starving myself, saving money for us to travel abroad not knowing she had other plans. Las las, she disappeared with all my savings. I'm a hardcore "redpill born again" now thanks to her. A lot of friends advised I went fetish on her but I said no, "the evil that women do lives with them". She later called to beg but I told her to go and beg God because forgiveness belongs to Him not me. As for my money, God later blessed me that I got all I lost in just one contract.
chisos!this is pure wickedness
Re: Share Your Simp Experience U Once Did For A Girl In Your Life by PERVENCHE: 11:11pm On Apr 10, 2021
***2011***
Wrote exams for bea back then in my 400L. Was caught by one young lecturer doing master's. Had to use my house rent money to bribe him. Ended up in the male student hostel sharing toilet with a population the size of China. Las las self, we still no marry.

I am eternally grateful to her. She made me the red piller I am today. All me ex(s) after her should blame her for any hurt they got from me. For I was blind and she made me see. Muchas gracias Anita. God bless you where ever you are. I am an O'G coz of you.

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Re: Share Your Simp Experience U Once Did For A Girl In Your Life by Drsnives(m): 11:24pm On Apr 10, 2021
I foresee Mr op going for deliverance cos this his simpness is out of this world

This I have seen

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Re: Share Your Simp Experience U Once Did For A Girl In Your Life by Nobody: 11:26pm On Apr 10, 2021
Nonexistent:
Emeritus bro, emeritus. cheesy
simping is a disorder my executional emeritus grin

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