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Smopro:
Bought a small Java phone for this babe, she broke up with me the second day: Naso mumu 18years old me go her mumsy shop go collect my phone back

JidennaJason:
I will SIMPly read the comments.

Papertrails:
Commander in chief of all simps Nigeria branch

kenzysmith:
mine when I was 19 I had my ist girlfriend I used to send this girl 500 mtn from my pocket money every 2 days. after I send her the card I will use my own card to call her she never call me. there was a day she agree to have lunch with me we went to sillzers she came with her younger brother they ate fried rice and big chicken while I was drinking coke talkng with her I would have bought food for my self but I was considering their fare back home in my heart I was in tears but I was just there smiling like gaduje. after the meal his younger brother demand for meat pie and ice cream she also said I should also buy for her too that I should put it inside take away pack. they sat at their seat why I went to buy it for them and I also gave them 1500 for their fair back home. i am the one who called her if she have arrive home even hug I no see talk less of pussy chai I mumu that year sha

lkillbrokehoes:
Simping is a disease

bluskyee:
you still Mumu...just that you can't detect it now until you are 40.

PacAmaru:
Jesus hold me I go kill person

Nonexistent:
We were saving to travel abroad.
1. I was "extravagant" and she was not so we suggested she took charge of finances so as to save and achieve our dream.
2. She was the one in charge of the visa processing because she knew the agent.
3. I was working like a donkey, hardly had time to anything else.
4. I trusted her and loved her, believed she did too.
5. I was a BIG FOOL .

scofield114:
you guys werent simps at all since u can remember your simping experience i dont have simping experience i have simping experienCEs. the least i could remember is that during level 100 there was one girl in our department i bought phones to her 4times without even having to touch her breasts i found out that she wasnt losing the phones i bought to her as she told me instead she dashed it to her bfs i knew when she gave the fourth phone to one of my friends from another department

DemonInvoker:
My own na Head Master she turn me into... Any small thing she go bend my head go down...The day Wey I no give head she go para for me,send me text msgs say you didn't give me some head today why?!I go quickly apologize then she go come over later come spread am for me to give her agali for like 1hour sef before allowing me to slamdunk... Na so so sick I come dey Sick from giving too much head...At a point I no come dey feel my tongue again....I really try for that Babe.

jikaseo:
She was the bigger FOOL bro. One thing is certain in life, every action attracts a reaction, repercussion or reward. Just wait for time.

Smopro:
Bought a small Java phone for this babe, she broke up with me the second day: Naso mumu 18years old me go her mumsy shop go collect my phone back

shantti:
I ran under the heavy rain at night looking for a pharmacy to buy condom from, while the girl I was to have sex with was in my room pressing phone, I was afraid she might change her mind if I wasted time. If u see the way I was running eh, u will think something was after my life. No pharmacy was open, I had to run to a very very very far place under d heavy rain before I could find a pharmacy. After buying the condom, I began d long journey back home, I ran and ran and ran and ran for a long period of time before I got home. My phone spilt cos a lot of water entered inside it, my only palms spoilt, my jeans trousers tore, my wallet was drenched, Cold entered my body and I started shivering. I almost collapsed. I become very sick and had to spend a lot of money on treatment. I regret my stupidity. Thank God for redpill

okoroemeka:
did you later have any strength left to nack the pvssy,konji it shall not be well with you

scofield114:
you guys werent simps at all since u can remember your simping experience i dont have simping experience i have simping experienCEs. the least i could remember is that during level 100 there was one girl in our department i bought phones to her 4times without even having to touch her breasts i found out that she wasnt losing the phones i bought to her as she told me instead she dashed it to her bfs i knew when she gave the fourth phone to one of my friends from another department

EmperorCaesar:

Kingcalls:
The day I decided to breK up with my gf...I bought her a perfume , disc man , a pair of sneaker... chocolates and a mini cake and also took her to a fast food for her to enjoy a meal b4 breaking up with her...after I told her dint want the relationship again...she just accepted and left with the gifts...my guys that were sitted on another table were waiting thinking that she will leave the gifts out of heartbreak...but them shock as they saw her leave with the gifts