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SwTeee:
Lizard

We share the same phobia. Not even wall gecko nor monitor lizard scare me. Just Lizards.
It was psychologic though, right from when I was a kid.
Up till now, I still can't muster enough courage to personally confirm if Lizards have blood or a slimy, milky fluids which make anyone who come in contact with it epileptic.

Rat

Judolisco:
Snake and scorpion
Op is either a liar or a ritualist

He's a Yahoo boy. I Heard nowadays, they press laptop on top of snakes

TMKsouth:
Lol , yeah dude, but I was implying a meatless dish - going through tough times. Ja, dis vleis met 'n V. Where are you based?

I still don't get what boers love about that dish. Seems local to me. I forgot the spelling. Thanks.

TMKsouth:
I was implying papa ka khabetshe . I associate papa le tlogo with men at taxi ranks eating directly from tafole in crowds. That always bugs me. But I get it's found in better establishments as well ko kasi.

LMFAO.. you killed me with the taxi ranks.. yeah there are better establishment ko Kasi but I'll be honest the one you are referring to tsa di tafole le majita a di taxi slaps better

mansakhalifa:
No hard feelings, man.

The reason Nigeria is two million years behind- as you said- is because at least half of her citizens are actually daft... No insults intended here.

Case in point: You.

Question: Which Animal Or Insect are you Scared Of The Most? A very simple and clear question.

Your Answer, Genius: STIs!

How does that make you sound or look?

Quick Answer: Dumb.

Well, I have always said it, you wanna get rid of Nigeria's problem, then get rid of at least half of her population. Final solution. They are of no use. C'est fini

I don't know why I'm laughing but your points are valid. Chai see finishing

black widow spider

The only animal I fear on this planet are Humans.

Moth....from childhood till this very moment

Bmaster:
so you been dey give head

no suck no f%ck

Cockroach

Rat and snake

Cockroach... German cockroach... I hate this things more than I hate the devil... Back then in school they would tell us how this useless insects do have economic value, what value can a cockroach or mosquito have in this life... School self make us confuse the more

Snake & frienemies

IGoComotYaTeeth:
you're not scared of Snakes

No,am not

IronGalaxy:
LMFAO.. you killed me with the taxi ranks.. yeah there are better establishment ko Kasi but I'll be honest the one you are referring to tsa di tafole le majita a di taxi slaps better

Dude, I could never ever and I'm not even a snob. I lived downtown in Joburg for 10 years and that sight infuriated me without fail. I just can't.

Do you remember this saga with Mashaba? I supported him 1500% on this one

BRATISLAVA:
I still don't get what boers love about that dish. Seems local to me. I forgot the spelling. Thanks.

Pap and vleis is just maize-meal and meat. It's common across all race groups. Which dish specifically are you referring to? Or is it this?

I can’t stand Bats. They fly into my house sometimes and I lose my shit.

Cockroach

I'm not scared of insects except they're poisonous or venomous

But I'm seriously irritated by cockroaches, houseflies and anything worm... Can't have any of them coming close to me

Bed bugs and mosquitoes.
Arrhhhhh?! I hate those things with passion.

Saltybear:
Cockroach!!!

Those giant flying ones whose wings buzz like helicopter blades

Brrrrrrrrrrr then it's like they are flying at you to land on your face

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Wtf

EmekaBlue:
so if u r showering and a lizard or two is thrown into the bathroom...will u run out butt naked?

It's to Japa oh
I so much hate that creature.

I don’t run from nothing

Cockroach, I so much hate cockroach, it scares me alot.

Mine is snake.. can't stand seeing it not to talk of getting close

MILLIPEDE abi SENTIPEDE

TMKsouth:
Pap and vleis is just maize-meal and meat. It's common across all race groups. Which dish specifically are you referring to? Or is it this?

Millie meal never was something I ate. It's a local dish, and to me it was like mopane worms, something to be heard of but never seen. The lumpy one the afrikaaners eat.

Bigredmachine:
Cockroach... German cockroach... I hate this things more than I hate the devil... Back then in school they would tell us how this useless insects do have economic value, what value can a cockroach or mosquito have in this life... School self make us confuse the more

German cockroach? Does it speak the language?

BRATISLAVA:
Millie meal never was something I ate. It's a local dish, and to me it was like mopane worms, something to be heard of but never seen. The lumpy one the afrikaaners eat.

Yeah, Millie meal is enjoyed by black people, coloureds and Afrikaners. I don't think English people, Indians and West Africans eat it. So what race are you? Your moniker implies east European.

PrinceMajestic:
I may have some little phobia for the oldest animal Order. The Reptilia especially its species like Ophiophagus hannah (king cobra) the deadly African boomslang disguising in green trees, constrictors, rattling vipers, Eunectes maurinus (anaconda), Varanus comodensis (komodo dragon), Crocodila niloticus (African Nile croc) and some creepy skinks and legless lizards in the Reptilia order that seem a little frightening or too creepy. But the most frightening remain the carnivora where cats and dogs dominate. Big cats like Panthera leo/tigris/pardus/onca/uncia, black panther and Felis concolor (mountain lion/puma)canids/ Dogs like Crocuta crocuta (stripped hyena) and its endangered cousins, other canids like wolf's, foxes, coyote, wolverine, powerful honey badger that stages 5 lions n go Scot free, Tharlactose maritimus, Ursus arctos (white bear n artic / brown bears), some Falcons like milvus milvus, Torgos trachielotus (lapet face vultures), Eagles. then The notorious Pionace glauca and Chacarhodon chacarias (Blue and white sharks), the notorious attackers of Bovidae Order like Synceros caffer (African buffalo) and his cousins bisons, OX and wilder beasts etc amongst others I don't know of. But I am not really scared of the animals I am rather amazed by their families and orders formation, I hope working with the real wild guys soon. For insects they are the arthropods such as arachnids (spiders) and insecta like bees.Thanks for threads like this op

Who all this botanical help? Na which animal u fear no be au many botanical names of animal u sabi...


That's by the way..

Na those flying 'roaches I fear ooo, na dere flying dey fear me

Don't really like them wings