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Re: How I Nearly Lost My Job (A Lesson For Perverts) by tuzle(m): 3:50pm On Apr 20, 2021

Onepiece:
It's my favorite anime actually...and I don't think nlanders do watch anime

how one-piece is your favourite anime surprises me because there are far better animes than one-piece out there. One piece is just an average too long anime with a lot of confusing characters

Re: How I Nearly Lost My Job (A Lesson For Perverts) by SpecialAdviser(m): 3:55pm On Apr 20, 2021

Offpoint1:
And who says complementing your boss's wife boobs is a crime?

There's nothing wrong after the chat you told her "ma'am you have a nice boob, what's the secret? I'll like to recommend to my future wife"

No boss on earth would fire you for complimenting his wife boobs, unless he's a sadist.

How will you feel if your wife comes back to inform you how your employee is complementing her boobs? Why do you choose to deceive people?

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Re: How I Nearly Lost My Job (A Lesson For Perverts) by jaxxy(m): 3:55pm On Apr 20, 2021

What’s the point of the stupid story? Or are u a comedian?

Re: How I Nearly Lost My Job (A Lesson For Perverts) by Kevinsamba(m): 3:58pm On Apr 20, 2021

Attack on titan

Onepiece:
It's my favorite anime actually...and I don't think nlanders do watch anime

Re: How I Nearly Lost My Job (A Lesson For Perverts) by SweetDipBenny(m): 4:00pm On Apr 20, 2021

Chummynoni:
where did you get yur statistics from?

I see alot of things nd i hear alot of things too. Married men fvckin Married women. Y not find one who's not married if u must cheat. Dats fvcked up

Re: How I Nearly Lost My Job (A Lesson For Perverts) by wpadmin: 4:07pm On Apr 20, 2021

Sazeals:
lol for this nigeria, you dey craze

You no see him moniker?

Offpoint.

Re: How I Nearly Lost My Job (A Lesson For Perverts) by tidalstorm(m): 4:07pm On Apr 20, 2021

Kevinsamba:
Attack on titan

One piece better pass attack on titan.
One piece is long and some of the things are unnecessarily frustrating but still better.

Re: How I Nearly Lost My Job (A Lesson For Perverts) by BamakSNR(m): 4:09pm On Apr 20, 2021

Offpoint1:
And who says complementing your boss's wife boobs is a crime?

There's nothing wrong after the chat you told her "ma'am you have a nice boob, what's the secret? I'll like to recommend to my future wife"

No boss on earth would fire you for complimenting history wife boobs, unless he's a sadist.

His Sack letter will be in Capital Letter all through

Re: How I Nearly Lost My Job (A Lesson For Perverts) by Hassanmaye(m): 4:11pm On Apr 20, 2021

FuckThaMod:
Rubbish.. Who told you there were no chances of her cheating on her husband with you? No woman of nowadays is loyal, I've bleeped many wives, even the wives of made men.
You simply lack balls

Jesu even the wives of rich men! What does This gender want

Re: How I Nearly Lost My Job (A Lesson For Perverts) by Temileyi79: 4:12pm On Apr 20, 2021

Olorun yo ee

Re: How I Nearly Lost My Job (A Lesson For Perverts) by AmazingELixir: 4:36pm On Apr 20, 2021

Babara1994:
One Tuesday morning on my way to work, I decided to buy some akara and bread. After purchasing my akara, I saw this young beautiful lady staring at me with a simple smile. Me that no lady has ever smiled at me, I almost went crazy and began to thank God for bringing this beautiful lady to me on a platter of gold.

She kept on staring at me for about 2 minutes. I was ready to shoot my shot. So I decided to walk up to her and tell her how sexy she was, flirt with her and get her number.

As I put my akara and bread in my bag, she made the move and began coming to my direction. Omo, my head wan blow. See as I dey thank God. I decided to first comment on the size of her boobs before any thing else.

Tears rolled down my cheeks as she first said to me, " You are Mr Seyi, my husband's
new employee, right?" I replied, " Thank you ma"

That's how I would have lost my job if she didn't speak first. God is good.
Patience is key.

Op yamad

Re: How I Nearly Lost My Job (A Lesson For Perverts) by tnerro1(m): 4:38pm On Apr 20, 2021

Offpoint1:
And who says complementing your boss's wife boobs is a crime?

There's nothing wrong after the chat you told her "ma'am you have a nice boob, what's the secret? I'll like to recommend to my future wife"

No boss on earth would fire you for complimenting his wife boobs, unless he's a sadist.

I will fire you then wait at the junction when it’s dark with 3 boys to deal with you seriously. I will renew your medicine every month if the dealing no sweet me

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Re: How I Nearly Lost My Job (A Lesson For Perverts) by SirLakes: 4:38pm On Apr 20, 2021

Asewo man

Re: How I Nearly Lost My Job (A Lesson For Perverts) by CrazyMan(mod): 4:44pm On Apr 20, 2021

I don't see anything wrong in complementing a lady you find attractive. Your duty in the establishment is to provide solutions to tasks, therefore your personal life is none of their concern.

Even if you moved first by reciting all the the romantic lines to her only to discover that she's your boss wife, I don't believe it will be logical for them to terminate your appointment because of that. She can simply tell you that she's married or she's your boss wife.

Where I feel you would deserve punishment is if you know she's your boss wife or she tells you and you still go ahead to try to win her over, then at that point, your appointment deserves to be terminated and you might be arrested for verbal molestation.

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Re: How I Nearly Lost My Job (A Lesson For Perverts) by Thazard(m): 4:47pm On Apr 20, 2021

thesicilian:
At least you already know you're a pervert

Re: How I Nearly Lost My Job (A Lesson For Perverts) by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:11pm On Apr 20, 2021

Babara1994:
One Tuesday morning on my way to work, I decided to buy some akara and bread. After purchasing my akara, I saw this young beautiful lady staring at me with a simple smile. Me that no lady has ever smiled at me, I almost went crazy and began to thank God for bringing this beautiful lady to me on a platter of gold.

She kept on staring at me for about 2 minutes. I was ready to shoot my shot. So I decided to walk up to her and tell her how sexy she was, flirt with her and get her number.

As I put my akara and bread in my bag, she made the move and began coming to my direction. Omo, my head wan blow. See as I dey thank God. I decided to first comment on the size of her boobs before any thing else.

Tears rolled down my cheeks as she first said to me, " You are Mr Seyi, my husband's
new employee, right?" I replied, " Thank you ma"

That's how I would have lost my job if she didn't speak first. God is good.
Patience is key.

Re: How I Nearly Lost My Job (A Lesson For Perverts) by brownbib(m): 5:21pm On Apr 20, 2021

Lol

Re: How I Nearly Lost My Job (A Lesson For Perverts) by MarvelousMe: 5:24pm On Apr 20, 2021

Babara1994:
One Tuesday morning on my way to work, I decided to buy some akara and bread. After purchasing my akara, I saw this young beautiful lady staring at me with a simple smile. Me that no lady has ever smiled at me, I almost went crazy and began to thank God for bringing this beautiful lady to me on a platter of gold.

She kept on staring at me for about 2 minutes. I was ready to shoot my shot. So I decided to walk up to her and tell her how sexy she was, flirt with her and get her number.

As I put my akara and bread in my bag, she made the move and began coming to my direction. Omo, my head wan blow. See as I dey thank God. I decided to first comment on the size of her boobs before any thing else.

Tears rolled down my cheeks as she first said to me, " You are Mr Seyi, my husband's
new employee, right?" I replied, " Thank you ma"

That's how I would have lost my job if she didn't speak first. God is good.
Patience is key.

Una no go kee person with laugh for dis nairaland

Re: How I Nearly Lost My Job (A Lesson For Perverts) by Ideegee(m): 5:26pm On Apr 20, 2021

Offpoint1:
And who says complementing your boss's wife boobs is a crime?

There's nothing wrong after the chat you told her "ma'am you have a nice boob, what's the secret? I'll like to recommend to my future wife"

No boss on earth would fire you for complimenting his wife boobs, unless he's a sadist.

Your moniker says it all! Lols

Re: How I Nearly Lost My Job (A Lesson For Perverts) by vickydevoka(m): 5:40pm On Apr 20, 2021

bcomputer101:
Old format.
All this secondary school boys wey just start yahoo yahoo.
No one will fall for this on nairaland.
oloriburuku omo

Dats not format. De guy is hungry buh his problem is not project

Re: How I Nearly Lost My Job (A Lesson For Perverts) by TheGift: 5:55pm On Apr 20, 2021

So because a strange woman is smiling at you, the first thing you are thinking about is commenting on Her breast?? You're indeed a pervert. THank God for saving your job though.

Babara1994:
One Tuesday morning on my way to work, I decided to buy some akara and bread. After purchasing my akara, I saw this young beautiful lady staring at me with a simple smile. Me that no lady has ever smiled at me, I almost went crazy and began to thank God for bringing this beautiful lady to me on a platter of gold.

She kept on staring at me for about 2 minutes. I was ready to shoot my shot. So I decided to walk up to her and tell her how sexy she was, flirt with her and get her number.

As I put my akara and bread in my bag, she made the move and began coming to my direction. Omo, my head wan blow. See as I dey thank God. I decided to first comment on the size of her boobs before any thing else.

Tears rolled down my cheeks as she first said to me, " You are Mr Seyi, my husband's
new employee, right?" I replied, " Thank you ma"

That's how I would have lost my job if she didn't speak first. God is good.
Patience is key.

Re: How I Nearly Lost My Job (A Lesson For Perverts) by Lilphat: 6:04pm On Apr 20, 2021

Really

Re: How I Nearly Lost My Job (A Lesson For Perverts) by DelphiOracle(m): 6:15pm On Apr 20, 2021

Offpoint1:
And who says complementing your boss's wife boobs is a crime?

There's nothing wrong after the chat you told her "ma'am you have a nice boob, what's the secret? I'll like to recommend to my future wife"

No boss on earth would fire you for complimenting his wife boobs, unless he's a sadist.

hahahahahah.

Re: How I Nearly Lost My Job (A Lesson For Perverts) by Richie77: 7:08pm On Apr 20, 2021

richmond500:
u compliment ur boss wife brezz and u expect him to give u a handshake

please help me ask him ooo.

Re: How I Nearly Lost My Job (A Lesson For Perverts) by Mrceragem: 7:23pm On Apr 20, 2021

Babara1994:
One Tuesday morning on my way to work, I decided to buy some akara and bread. After purchasing my akara, I saw this young beautiful lady staring at me with a simple smile. Me that no lady has ever smiled at me, I almost went crazy and began to thank God for bringing this beautiful lady to me on a platter of gold.

She kept on staring at me for about 2 minutes. I was ready to shoot my shot. So I decided to walk up to her and tell her how sexy she was, flirt with her and get her number.

As I put my akara and bread in my bag, she made the move and began coming to my direction. Omo, my head wan blow. See as I dey thank God. I decided to first comment on the size of her boobs before any thing else.

Tears rolled down my cheeks as she first said to me, " You are Mr Seyi, my husband's
new employee, right?" I replied, " Thank you ma"

i just dey laugh

That's how I would have lost my job if she didn't speak first. God is good.
Patience is key.
your village people for use you play okoso

Re: How I Nearly Lost My Job (A Lesson For Perverts) by Elock1: 7:59pm On Apr 20, 2021

Offpoint1:
And who says complementing your boss's wife boobs is a crime?

There's nothing wrong after the chat you told her "ma'am you have a nice boob, what's the secret? I'll like to recommend to my future wife"

No boss on earth would fire you for complimenting his wife boobs, unless he's a sadist.

Modified:

To all these people quoting me:
What's the difference between you're beautiful and you have a nice boob?

You're beautiful: you're complementing the entire BODY.

You have a nice boob: You're completing one part of the body, area of concentration and focus... So what's the fuzz all about?

baba you made a Lotta sense biko, why can't we appreciate the boobs but can appreciate the face no be partiality abi na body racism

Re: How I Nearly Lost My Job (A Lesson For Perverts) by Platony(m): 8:49pm On Apr 20, 2021

Offpoint1:
And who says complementing your boss's wife boobs is a crime?

There's nothing wrong after the chat you told her "ma'am you have a nice boob, what's the secret? I'll like to recommend to my future wife"

No boss on earth would fire you for complimenting his wife boobs, unless he's a sadist.

Modified:

To all these people quoting me:
What's the difference between you're beautiful and you have a nice boob?

You're beautiful: you're complementing the entire BODY.

You have a nice boob: You're completing one part of the body, area of concentration and focus... So what's the fuzz all about?

Na sack get u straight grin

Re: How I Nearly Lost My Job (A Lesson For Perverts) by Nobody: 8:52pm On Apr 20, 2021

richmond500:
u are joking right? there is even a thread on Anime, its my favourite anime too.
I remembered back then, my nairaland moniker was Donflamingo, people kept asking if I was a flamingo

is it more interesting than Naruto ? Coz I find Naruto boring after watching first 16 episodes

Re: How I Nearly Lost My Job (A Lesson For Perverts) by hstar: 9:08pm On Apr 20, 2021

Babara1994:
One Tuesday morning on my way to work, I decided to buy some akara and bread. After purchasing my akara, I saw this young beautiful lady staring at me with a simple smile. Me that no lady has ever smiled at me, I almost went crazy and began to thank God for bringing this beautiful lady to me on a platter of gold.

She kept on staring at me for about 2 minutes. I was ready to shoot my shot. So I decided to walk up to her and tell her how sexy she was, flirt with her and get her number.

As I put my akara and bread in my bag, she made the move and began coming to my direction. Omo, my head wan blow. See as I dey thank God. I decided to first comment on the size of her boobs before any thing else.

Tears rolled down my cheeks as she first said to me, " You are Mr Seyi, my husband's
new employee, right?" I replied, " Thank you ma"

That's how I would have lost my job if she didn't speak first. God is good.
Patience is key.

Sha dey use us catch cruise
U've got sense of humour there Mr. Man

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Re: How I Nearly Lost My Job (A Lesson For Perverts) by Ugandatales: 9:46pm On Apr 20, 2021

Freestainworld:
Maybe you where employed to dry clean her, you never can tell.

Hahahahahaha! True, we never can tell. Cos, why will she be smiling at him the way he described.

Re: How I Nearly Lost My Job (A Lesson For Perverts) by DAVE5(m): 10:04pm On Apr 20, 2021

Toluwashe778:
Good morning
Pls I need help
Am stuck with my project in school and we are to submit at the end of this month
It will cost me about 30k
Pls I need help
I know there are helpers here

2076868612
UBA
TOLUWASHE
Thanks

You don’t have family, extended family and/or friends?

Avoid this spirit of begging ohh, go get a job or something and provide for your needs

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