punisha:
Gave this mofo roof over his head.
He had no place to stay n as a course mate I figured I could help till he bounces back.

2weeks into staying, a girl comes to visit and I wasn't at home. Getting to my street she ran past me with a torn gown. Refused to talk to me and shedding tears profusely. I raced to d house.

According to neighbors, he fled through the back so I don't end his miserable life.

He tried to rape her. Music blasting! Her saving grace was my hatchback TV. She lifted it with all her strength and said she will smash it and reminded him of whose house he was in.
I was scary and involved in stuff then so no one liked to mess with me.

Tony fled and never came back to school till I graduated and left.

Superman, yen yen yen, you get two head? Abeg lie better lie this one is very stale.

Mine was sweet did everything together, we were course mate, niggas got my back like we were brothers, one even washes our clothes, they are my ride or die niggas

LoudLord:





Wasere omo yami you Sabi...You still dey ABK

I don move out of abk since 2016

Dat pansheke nah mini devil's passage back den.
Ojumo kan obo kan ni

Thanks to those who wrote well. But for everyone of you writing in inglish abi pidgin.


Your native language ti da, you should have just break our heads

sweetshisha:





He had herpetitis, and vomited almost every night

He disturbed with TB Joshua's Synagogue YouTube video,

He was a lousy Biafran who played radio Biafra all day when am trying to catch a sleep after working all night shift

The share of the rent for the studio apartment with unlimited broadband internet , power, gas and electricity was about $300 a month so I gave no fvck and ignored the nuisance




.

This ur story na lie, U just trying to wip up tribal sentiments here , which is totally out of place in this topic n not a yard stick to know a person.

michaelpop50:


Check that your friend well, them born am between May 22nd to June 20. Na lienus pikin for heaven, Gemini

Abi oo.
I go check am well we'll the next time I see am.

I am the type that doesn't joke with my freedom, that is why right from my secondary School, I hv always wish to stay alone if I get admission, and right now am also staying Alone, I no need wahala abeg, am enjoying all the experience am reading shaa

DICKstractor:


If I differentiate your head ehh, no doctor go fit integrate am

emonis88:

This ur story na lie, U just trying to wip up tribal sentiments here , which is totally out of place in this topic n not a yard stick to know a person.

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Well it's nothing but the simple truth if you need proof let me know

shitshappen:


We shall quarreled, but that didn't bring the soup back

quarrel ke? You're soft o

michaelpop50:


You betrayed that woman

I know broda but I don settle with the woman since

Coldie:
I once had a bad room mate that eats app my food stuffs. Eating all of it isn't a problem as am not greedy as time went on he started inviting friends to do same.


Then when I stopped bringing food stuffs and told my parents to give me money instead this guy started having a grudge towards me, started talking rubbish that igbo people are stingy.

Person way don break him word many times, wen we moved in we gave ourselves list of things to buy I bought all mine he never bought he's, food stuffs I bring full cupboard this guy carry only yam and garri come, my matric d guy didn't come but went to other peoples own, then wen he came back he went straight to my matric food and ate it with his brother and friends.

Just because he was older and I was shy and never told him this is my mind. Till Today he still sees me as a bad person just because one day before he went for weekend and came back I moved out and took everything I brought with me emptying the house

No vex o! I just wan know the guy tribe , I am an advocate of no stereotyping , but this ur narration got me piqued.

RSVP:


I don move out of abk since 2016

Dat pansheke nah mini devil's passage back den.
Ojumo kan obo kan ni

Gbayi my brother
If you get money you go enjoy ABK but if you no get omo na other side you go dey...Wetin I know be say babe full ABK and na money you go take run am...Pansheke brigde for night dey sweet die,see diff diff babes(Mapoly babes na hin full there)

sweetshisha:
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Well it's nothing but the simple truth if you need proof let me know

Proof? Its we taking ur word dat it true , but i can't take ur word , cus to me it reeks.

Kennyfancy:
. How did you handle the bag ?

It's still here, they've been calling to ask when they can come. I keep telling them my siblings are still here. It's been 2 months since they left.

It was not a papatable experience, for me to share I need to open a new thresd for it because it was a whole four years experience with two other roommates in uni and they could not be avoided because our parents kinda know one another and on my part my parent told me not to worry since we can't give genuine reason as to why I had to get my own apartment, as the father of the worst one was very nice and he insisted we stay together and asked if we are having any issue for me to want to get my own apartment...
Last last, I have to get my things in 200 lvl and separated the room, got a cupboard and I was able to enjoy my life peacefully to some extent at least money matter no go join us together on things that really matters... Guy was very stingy but always claim others are stingy but he never always have money, it's one story or another, and this is a guy whose father gifted my family a bag of rice, not that we are suffering ooo, so how can he abandon his own son and cater for a family that is obviously okay.

Blessade:

If you post this nonsense again I will put your real picture here for everyone to see

Bros the real picture bad reach like that....how come you are threatening someone with his/her picture wonders shall never end

emonis88:

Proof? Its we taking ur word dat it true , but i can't take ur word , cus to me it reeks.

That's your problem then

isotech080:
I remembered when I first swat with this dude (my church member) he usually brings his girlfriend to spend d nite. The both of them will sleep on d bed and I will sleep on d floor. It was a single room and very small.
One of this nights, while I was trying to catch sleep, this dude was making out with his babe o. Na so d guy do withdrawal method come spread sperm for my leg o... I just dey hear tatata for my leg. Jezzzz!!!! I was so furious and bittered.
I got up immediately from d floor and felt like pulling out that his useless p!nis.
My guy no try that nite.
Thank God cha, that was my last nite with him...looked for money sharp sharp and got my space d next day. I cannot kee my sef

Even people wey be say na them be the bad roommate go come paint story talk here

Born2winnx:

I de warri..
Okumagba layout.
Afoseri street.

If your not a born bastard of different father's bring it on.

What is this nonsense? Giving random address now?
You getting scared already? Street nigga.
I said if dem born you well dm me and drop your pin. You need to be taught some manners cos your indolent parents failed in that department.
You've been making noise on this forum. I no get strength for your nonsense here.
If dem born u well dm and drop it.
My number dey there

Already I da fall in love with m, immediately he asked he don fk

sketcherJ:
lol shey you now give him the punna?

Penpaddie:
God I'm scared, with the kinda stories I'm seeing here, i just rented a self con in Abuja and planned bringing in a roommate to split the bills, but the kind of stories I'm seeing here, I'll just change my mind, i can't pretend talk more tolerating any bullshit.

LMFAO

sweetshisha:


That's your problem then

Sure! Just want to disseminate d info , make people take dat ur story with a pinch of salt.

grossintel:
So their was this my neighbour in Port Harcourt, the guy was living with his friend and had nothing doing. My sister helped him get a job as a driver, few months later I and my sister relocated before she travelled to the US.

This guy lost his job during Covid19 lockdown and had to go back to the village where he has nothing doing. He will always call me begging me to accommodate him for a while so he can look for something doing.

I initially didn't want him to but after a while I considered, he came here and the first few weeks he was well behaved and did most of the chores and cleaning. I also provided food and beverages for him then I gave him something doing and was paying him 30k then the maddens started.

The first 30k and he invited one street prostitute he meet 3 days ago on Facebook to my house, the girl spent 3 days here and was eating my food! Couldn't even wash the dishes, before she came here this guy told me he was expecting a visitor but I never authorised him to let her spend days here. I let that one slide.

2nd salary and he used that one to travel to the village, and came back with his girlfriend. The girl came with a huge bag so I knew this was planned between them, called this guy and asked him what exactly his doing, he pleaded with me that she needed a place to stay so he asked her to come stay for a while, but bro did you tell me she's going to stay for a while? And he said he is sorry but she needs help.

I just free the guy and didn't say anything else, then my expenses shut up like Bitcoins, I couldn't even keep something in the kitchen and it will remain there. They where taking over the entire space, even my babe couldn't even watch her favourite channel because the dude was either watching football or his girl was watching something else.

I just had to find a way to discharge the guy, told him my siblings will be visiting so he needs to find a place to stay with his girlfriend, the fool left his girls big bag here, with the intention they are coming back. I just laughed because they will beg me to Waybill this bag and I won't until after 6 months.

If you see a poor man and want to help him, give am money. Don't teach him how to fish, it's very possible he will push you inside the river and you will drown.

Be humble bro, the money wey you feel say you get na it another man dey spend finish for club

If you are happy that people are begging you for money all the time, then I urge you to change your thinking because pride goeth before a fall.

Good day

nuggarito:
Never had a roomie in the uni days, Nysc days and even now. I had to be alone after a clear understanding of the human nature.

We can be friends but you should keep your distance.

Distance friendship..

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mashad:
Well, I don't know if I should call him a bad room mate. We had series of argument right from the first day. After Baba mop floor, u can't walk in the room again. I mean, am I supposed to start flying around the room because you mop the floor??

Baba is the very vigilant type with an usual Odun accents. He has this very old radio player. I always assume the radio is a generational inheritance. You dare not stop or play it. We are three in the room. Ben and I are just the coded guys that try as much to make fun out of all his action to avoid impending wahala.

Plates were not left out. As guys, we just move into d kitchen, pick a plate for a meal. But, you dare not mistakenly take any of Baba plate. It's another night of commotion. But ofcourse, it's fun.

But Baba,what pained me most was when you accused me of stealing your money, the third guy was not in school then. Interestingly,we both were searching for the money together but couldn't find it. I left for lectures and on my return, Baba has seen his cash. In the room that night he kept talking indirectly to me raising his voice that whosoever kept his money under the bed will die before the coming year. He said alot that even most of our hostel mate had to keep asking me who he is talking to. I felt really offended.

Lastly,we fought, real fight o. That day, he accused us of taking part of the beans n corn he cooked wen he came back from lecture. The third guy actually did use Baba kitchen spoon which was inside Baba pot. After use, he washed and help him put in his plate rack. Baba came back, and started, Talo je ewa Mii? who eat my beans? This isn't how I left my bean. My guy tried to explain to him that he only used his kitchen spoon but Baba flare up...more reason because he saw an agege bread that is almost fully consumed. He assumed that is the network band that consolidated his beans. Baba then said we must give him one cup of beans each. Now that's becoming infuriating. As he approached my bag, I gave him a very huge punch, Baba staggered and landed on the floor. After he regain himself, he realised he cant throw punches with me..The next thing, Baba carried me up, the next thing was like thunder strike. I landed on the pot of beans that caused the whole issue.
Oh! my back ache! I thought my spinal joint was gone. Baba pounced on me on the floor. I quickly stretched my hands to the pot of beans and hit on his head. He loosen his grip. I stood up and gave him more stonger punches.....omooo, that day I can never forget.

Meanwhile, while all this is happening, the third guy has been trying to separate us and other co student but the devil has taken over the fight. It was almost a figh to death. Eventually, we were restrained. After a week, I noticed he stopped complaining about trivial stuff. He just ignored. We all became best of friends later on till date....Baba had his introduction last year...we were all with him. Baba name is segun. Segun, if you are reading this... I love u brother. You made hostel life so interesting ��

I can never name my son Segun, Neva!

fatymore:
Thanks to those who wrote well. But for everyone of you writing in inglish abi pidgin.


Your native language ti da, you should have just break our heads

Fatymore after you don chop Eran odun finished , you're here spewing rubbish .... Mtcheww

PotatoSalad:

What is this nonsense? Giving random address now?
You getting scared already? Street nigga.
I said if dem born you well dm me and drop your pin. You need to be taught some manners cos your indolent parents failed in that department.
If dem born u well dm and drop it.

Hahahaha


Why dm when I just dropped it for you?

You thinks everyone chickens out like you

You asked for my address..I gave you.. your scared..

Guessed you already pissing in your pants .... your stupidendous father didn't have the balls to teach you how to be like a man.......mofoe

Go through my posts 2018 till date am from the south side...warri precisely..



Just pick anypopular place of your choice...I come personally to mend your fûck up.

Foolish boy.

Bmaster:
The boy dey too much innocent,
And landlord sef no fit give enough reason wey make him pursue the guy.



But me sef bin wan pack commot the yard already,so if he eventually gives me quit notice,e dey ok

Okay. You do well. God bless thee.

Now this is exactly my case...Till date our relationship merged the both families....

DICKstractor:




God gave me a brother as a roommate. People around thought we've known each from day 1. We did everything together. We went to school together because we were also coursemates.


We eat together. We starve together. We always had each other backs

OlayemiAshraf:


Fatymore after you don chop Eran odun finished , you're here spewing rubbish .... Mtcheww

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