brainmax2000:
are you?

somehow

Funny thread

Question for the ladies/women and guys are doing the answering.
Very ridiculous.

Pricelessruby:
I concord

I daily times

CALCULUS16:
Either skinny or fat or mango belly, u see that flesh under ur skirt and trouser is connected to ur brain and it can make or break you. Life should nt always be about pleasure but about peace, when u r seeking whom to marry and all u focus is big yansh, big dck or big breast, hairy chest etc you may nt find the right person, perfect PEACE doest reside where PLEASURE is, see that butt u think its sexy today to people, tomorrow it will be messy, as mouth is a gateway to the body, that hole/rod is the gateway to the soul. Whatever nature gives u, either idi pelebe, idi araba, idi oronbo, jonran, roboto, kurubente, feregede, just see them as a temporary tool of pleasure cos even there is no fucking/urination in afterlife, our body is an ever changing fleshy garment, in life, if u want to be in line with the will of God, choose ur spouse base on LOVE not on LUST. however, no one can finish the fountain of pleasure deposited in human, the quench for sexual hunger is always insatiable, but PEACE is satiable.

Ride on prof

LadyRosa:


_penis?
The most unscarce commodity.
No be today bros.
I no like guys wey be like crayfish.

Blood of Zachariah do you mean D is not scarce so many hungry guys

Divoc19:
You are not any different.
Nigerian youths are preoccupied with sexual desires. May y'all be delivered and channel that energy towards inventions and personal development.

Yeah babe, you are absolutely right here. When I was much younger my thoughts were ultra preoccupied with sex. Infact, I was obsessed and addicted. I think am lucky I bailed out well.
Although, I still dig once in awhile o, a little female distraction ain't bad for the soul

htdot:
girls always quick to body shame guy but when the table turned they will start crying foul.. me i m skinny... i done chop everything chopable yet, fat no gree come.... me na my money i carry dey fuc k girls. I only fu ck once a week and pay her off with 10k. I only spend 40k a month for sex with different ladies

Are you happy with that type of arrangement?
If you aren't....find someone who really loves you some girls don't really care about the guy being thin.

BlckBoy4U:
I enjoyed this topic & I keep reading comments
it got lots of pages already and still increasing.
we die here.

less I forget babe I'm your type then.
Trust me....

Bless

bigpicture001:
If u want to get laid....go make money...

Money is the onky thing ladies understand..both good ladies and crazy ladies understand only money language

no mind them.. yahoo boys don fucckk boys babes wella.

Bigprick9inches:
even dubai here, if you dey fit looking and na gigolo you wan do, you go Bleep those tourist tire. e get one guy arab guy wey link up with me to dey Bleep him girlfriend, omo na 300 to 500 dolls he dey give me for every encounter o. my guy go drop him girl and leave us there till when ever she tire, omo i go use Bleep scatter am. this is a girl wey be say i ready to pay any amount to just suck her breast o , na him dem dey pay me to Bleep.
when i see guys complaining of no job abroad, i wonder if it is the same abroad abi na another place them dey.
if no be say i wan settle down, i no see wetin i dey naija dey do sef.

Blood of Zachariah are you sure, what her chose you are you big down there

Divoc19:
You are not any different.
Nigerian youths are preoccupied with sexual desires. May y'all be delivered and channel that energy towards inventions and personal development.

You've earned my respect. It's not that you could care, but you nailed 99.09% of the problems of our youths. When the government sees their head is tryna get back to factory setting, they tune it back to programs that appeal to the youths' sexual desires.

I have a smallish friend who is about 5'4. when you see him you will think he has small dick but omo the day the guy naked, your eyes fit fall, massive dick and he get money join lol

Ishilove:
Funny thread

Lolss..

Sister sef Surprise!!

If say Dem tell me Say this Topic go reach even 4pages, I for nor Believe!!

It has been on Romantic Section n Had only one page n maybe 3 or 4 comments..

Connecting d topic to Dicck n Towtow na him Make am blow so oo..
Humans like Sex Sha..

Well most ladies like slim guys

Don't stress it

the Only reason ladies don't find a man attractive is "Not Having Money"

Once you have money believe me every other flaws of you is nullified

SweetVibe:
Could having a slim body despite being tall be a reason a guy is not getting female laid Or Could it be because he is an introvert who gets clingy once he find a girl he like.

Am asking because I want to know what will make ladies find a guy unattractive.

Learn more https://www.nairaland.com/6593705/spectacular-men-masterclass-diy

If you short try gather muscles
No short then come slim
Abeg !!!

CharisEleos:
Legeleges don't stand a chance with me. Never been attracted to one. In fact, it's always been a turn off for me.

I always feel they lack stamina . So,
I prefer them thickly built and average height.

Stamina kee u dia

Ugandatales:


Flash ass. Lol!

you would know best

Icumsa45:
I have a smallish friend who is about 5'4. when you see him you will think he has small dick but omo the day the guy naked, your eyes fit fall, massive dick and he get money join lol

This your post is all shades of wonderful.

I read from page 1 and I couldnt stop smiling sheepishly.

I like tall, slim guys but not the bony, scraggy-looking kinda..
I cant be hugging bones na

Only Dogs eat Bones

Twoclans:


Kwin Poco kuku kill me

Are u a witch

ecommm:


Are u a witch

No Sir/ma

Twoclans:


No Sir/ma

Then why are you laughing like that?

Don’t allow that man hater influence u

BRATISLAVA:

you would know best

BRATISLAVA:


I have to support the extra stereotype.

Maybe it's due to body proportion with respect to the thing itself.

But slim men are not good guys, from what I've seen. I can point to one I know who forces himself on ladies and cheats on his wife, and several red pill skinny bald men, some also have hair. I think they're angry at someone for their figures.

Now I see..

Shut up, women understands only the language of money. Who is fooling who?

Biglittlelois:



Dude, have game and be at peace, paying ladies just cos you want to get laid reeks of low esteem and insecurity issues, you paying her for the sex you both thoroughly enjoyed with hers being on the high side makes no sense, she gains more than you, self confidence will get you the best girl ever, not money.

SweetVibe:
Could having a slim body despite being tall be a reason a guy is not getting female laid Or Could it be because he is an introvert who gets clingy once he find a girl he like.

Am asking because I want to know what will make ladies find a guy unattractive.

Go get busy bro. You don't need that information for anything. Ladies finds you attractive when you are MADE!

I can't even imagine myself asking if a girl finds me attractive or not. Don't do that

LadyRosa:
Skinny guys are a turn off.
Why will I get turned on on a guy looking like a wall gecko?!?

Lmaooooooo. I'm dead this bish is savage , dammn girl

SweetVibe:

You write like someone that grew up in the ghetto

Yea... Same ghetto with E money.
But money came, and damn right I still get my ghetto vibes

Getdabag:
anybody that takes that ladyrosa serious is gay...she registered just yesterday and capping like a wild animal

michealbiz

_Idiot