SportsHD:

Fineboys na alora naw. Or am I missing something? The cousins kappings na eiye men dem kappings.

abi o. Anyway make she know say her cousine de go shurch. You sef, which shurch u de go?

so many existing and potential cultists on this thread.

Africa is irredeemable

God make you human being you said you will prefer to be called a bird.okay oooo

Noshitboi:
I'll rather live with a street cultist than a pastor.

mumu

Local man is just speechless on top dx matter

He is a Kegite

Nairaland is back.

Noshitboi:
I'll rather live with a street cultist than a pastor.

Mumu must u comment

I hope ur cousin no b edo man. Lol. Is normal but lord pass dem

Him new join,e dey shark am.
Ayes go soon drop am

I Think he is Gay , And he Celebrating one his Homosexual Partners.
Lol

U no just get sense this pikin

You made it to FP.
If that his status update was seen by his friends, at least one of them would read this on nairaland. They will send a screenshot to him and he may be smart enough to know which cousin is posting this from your previous posts and comments/replies, through clicking on your moniker.
If you report to anyone he will know it's you. Just be careful because these things are not difficult to decode.

For example:
It took me just 3 minutes to know you once lived in Ibadan, Ilesha. Your name might be Fola something. I know where your sister schooled. My dear sister, try to dey mind your business.

Lol

The cultists on this platform will answer you appropriately. Just continue reading the comments.
I'm also here to read comments

It is rainy season, coffin dey cheap cos people no dey too do burial. Better go and buy casket down for your cousin, una go need am.

Na Bird him be, confam Omo boy ( EIYE)

Noshitboi:
I'll rather live with a street cultist than a pastor.

Yes nah
U no hear say birds of a feather moves alike?

He is a 'fine' cultist.

Option: Send him away.
If they track am, e family head go follow!

CHARISE:
Afternoon house, I read my cousin's whatsapp status when he was celebrating one of his friends birthday and I saw this "Am not here alone, am here with flying Coordinator 1, cotton wool pesh homosapel tiro". I want to know if the slang is used by the cultist.

Your cuz na Eiye man but wetin even concern you with him what's app status

Baba your cousin na Airlord

joyandfaith:


Cousin or boyfriend?
He would soon die. He is a good candidate for ESN job. Those who live by swords die by swords.

You're nothing but onuku.... Ewu ofia

Your cousin is a cultish. It seems he doesn't value his life also. Imagine posting something like that on your status, when you knw even rivals who hate him would see it. He's a dead man walking.
Anyway, he's your relative, so I advice you let his parents knw. U can buy a new sim and use it to let his parents knw. Tell them that their son is a cultist, and could be dropped anytime any day. Then leave the rest to them. Na dem knw wetin dem Wan do

No be Eiye?

Good, your cousin is a human Bird that uses his 99 intelligent and 1 ruggedity, he is not a cultist but he belong to NATIONAL ASSOCIATION OF AIRLORDS, it's a social cultural practitioner, unlike some cult members that belong to Axe, Bukker, Pirate, Vikings etc. Long life AE1963

Ask am na, you dey fear? Amebo...

Ode
How did u discern that his status could mean negative thing?

U are then cultist here.

You reading a Birdman's status

Bigseven:
Sorry dear he's a #fineboy already. His caprison has confirmed it, use your akaounochi, 99

That's not a buccaneer slang, so why call him a fine boy?