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Johel:
Drop your email.

just tap my profile and send a DM

ehay:
Lolllllllllll...don't get angry, but the measurements in your reply reminds me of a vibrating Love Machine...hehehehehe...pls don't get angry..

Does the Love Machine has the same size I mentioned?

BRATISLAVA:
Admit it. It has been funny if not entertaining.

Yes

So entertaining I must admit

Bandits everywhere, see how they kidnap this thread and turned it to penis thread.

bigpicture001:
Babe..who told u am talking about paying to get laid....which relationship do u ever remmember going for years without money oozing from the guy....which girl have u seen or heard not dump a guy cuz of money even if thry disguise its as one thing or the other..

We all know u ladies..money is the only language u ppl understand......only money

ABI ...

LadyRosa:
Yes na...
My current Bobo self no get flesh like that. I Don tell am to gym small, because I just realise say the guy metabolism no dey take fat. Even as e be now self, him last medical report they yarn say him cholesterol dey high.

My fault... During lockdown and the months thereafter I make sure say him finish like 5 big Bama mayo... Still e just add very small for face and yansh.

you will kill someone's son with food o. Allow him to breath .

Deegash:
someone has been finishing some people here. abeg e don do like this,wetin come be kilishi

Kilishi : a Dried meat. Makes the meat flat and very hard. Senior brother to suya.

GBOKASINCHA:
Guys no allow this naija babes wey resemble men with wig decieve you ooo... gym ooo look very athletic especially if you are going abroad and want to charm foreign women like latinos and co them no send any skinny looking african like HIV and Aids ... you must look athletic

Abeg help me tell them

LadyRosa:
Yes na...
My current Bobo self no get flesh like that. I Don tell am to gym small, because I just realise say the guy metabolism no dey take fat. Even as e be now self, him last medical report they yarn say him cholesterol dey high.

My fault... During lockdown and the months thereafter I make sure say him finish like 5 big Bama mayo... Still e just add very small for face and yansh.

..madam rest

BRATISLAVA:
You need to see what skinny men are up to. They are baddd. Very aggressive and evil. And also very angry. If they are also short, worst case scenario!

you and this your generalization theories. It's like a tall thin guy stole your have from you ?

SmellySperm:
Lol I swear I no short oh
I'm a fine guy with pointed nose

lol...guy ur mumu na something else..an average tall guy has longer dick... remember say we get grower and shower dick....untill u see ur fellow man dick stand, no judge him size..and e rare to see ya fellow man dick stand unless u be homo....grower dick can be times 3_4 times it's normal size when. Erect , while shower dick, them no de too change for size during erection,infact some can just be solid Rock...

As the first to comment I hereby humbly close and lock the thread.. enough of the dick matter..

SenatePresdo:
So for your mind 7 inches big?

Where your girth could be below 5 inches sef

So what are u saying,tah girth is preferable.?

LINTUNE:
lol...guy ur mumu na something else..an average tall guy has longer dick... remember say we get grower and shower dick....untill u see ur fellow man dick stand, no judge him size..and e rare to see ya fellow man dick stand unless u be homo....grower dick can be times 3_4 times it's normal size when. Erect , while shower dick, them no de too change for size during erection,infact some can just be solid Rock...

Tell them oh,me na grower sometime my gbola dey shock me..especially when e stand..,,God sabi wetin him do

Biglittlelois:
So to you, the leg determines what is big and small? What type of thinking is this? Do you really know the meaning of the word "big"? You think we don't know the difference between big, small, tiny, and dot? You really do sound pained.

What's ur problem with this guy

Klass99:
Laff wan finish me on top this comment.

FYI, the size of the dick doesn't always matter to some of us women - it is the person you're with who makes all the difference and the experience a memorable one.

You can screw a guy with a big dick and not climax or enjoy the experience at all. Meanwhile, the guy without a big dick is the one you reach an orgasm with, the one whose kisses you like, the one whose head game is tight and legendary, the one whose touch you like, he just hits the right notes, in and out of bed.

A lot of women don't get an orgasm through penetrative sex, because there's practically no contact with the clitoris, so at the end of the day, the dick size doesn't matter - because whether it's big, medium or small we don't feel the impact on the clit during penetrative sex, so na who size help?

A big dick may boost one's ego but if the woman you dig, is not feeling you in the other room or climaxing, your big dick just becomes eye and hand candy.

Guys with small dick reading this post will be
Like

SmellySperm:
Unam ikot

Atta itid uka

Bola146:
God should forgive me about this, I hate thin guys especially the thiny trousers I always think they want to break into two whenever they are walking

You get mouth oo bola.. if you wan jam your luck now.. make you con married slim guy with long and heavy gboola

L4stl00k:
You get mouth oo bola.. if you wan jam your luck now.. make you con married slim guy with long and heavy gboola

God's will be done in my life

Bola146:
God's will be done in my life

Amen.. why don't you you reply my mail again

PoshTraveIer:
atta itid uka

Lols eyen ino

L4stl00k:
Amen.. why don't you you reply my mail again

Send me any messages here. Thanks

Bola146:
Send me any messages here. Thanks

Privately

SmellySperm:
Lols eyen ino

lols How body na. No mind me abeg

LadyRosa:
Nna guy you reason am na.
I once had a fling with a guy back in the uni days, the guy fine but e thin.And him dey useful to me because I dey use am drag money from my debtors that year...

I gats start to dey stuck my crib with fattening food so him go add flesh and he did.First day him pull, I just dey imagine weda na toothpick them dey construct am Abi...


Finally them blow him brain last year...sad.

You caused his death. Why would you cause him to drag money for you? I'm reporting you to the police

PoshTraveIer:
lols How body na. No mind me abeg

Wahala no dey my brother. How the hustle na?

SmellySperm:
Wahala no dey my brother. How the hustle na?

Na small small we dey push am o.

PoshTraveIer:
Na small small we dey push am o.

Wich axis u dey stay? Any joy?
Update me na my guy

Babara1994:
You caused his death. Why would you cause him to drag money for you? I'm reporting you to the police

Please do.

LadyRosa:
Yes na...
My current Bobo self no get flesh like that. I Don tell am to gym small, because I just realise say the guy metabolism no dey take fat. Even as e be now self, him last medical report they yarn say him cholesterol dey high.

My fault... During lockdown and the months thereafter I make sure say him finish like 5 big Bama mayo... Still e just add very small for face and yansh.

Does bama mayonnaise makes someone add weight?

Bigprick9inches:
even dubai here, if you dey fit looking and na gigolo you wan do, you go Bleep those tourist tire. e get one guy arab guy wey link up with me to dey Bleep him girlfriend, omo na 300 to 500 dolls he dey give me for every encounter o. my guy go drop him girl and leave us there till when ever she tire, omo i go use Bleep scatter am. this is a girl wey be say i ready to pay any amount to just suck her breast o , na him dem dey pay me to Bleep.
when i see guys complaining of no job abroad, i wonder if it is the same abroad abi na another place them dey.
if no be say i wan settle down, i no see wetin i dey naija dey do sef.

Mad so the guy is actually cool with u fvcking his gf and even paying u ontop. If I may ask what is wrong with his dick

Ugandatales:
Have you ever seen a confident broke guy before? In the end, na still money be the Koko. You don't have to pay a girl for sex, you just have to at least have money to set the right atmosphere for things to flow.

Let me tell you a short story. I got game and I got small money...so, I have a couple of girls. So, one day, my friend came to town and asked me to organize a girl for him. Let me say at this point that my friend is rich, and drives a very fancy car. Anyway, I asked my favorite girl to organize a girl for him. They came together to meet us at a lounge. Long story short, my guy told me he didn't like the girl my girl brought, but liked my girl instead. I told my girl and asked her if she would be interested in spending time with the guy, expecting her to say no...I was shocked when she said yes, and she hooked up with him the next day. She won't have said yes if the guy wasn't rich.

Money is the ultimate.

So just like that ; you let another man screw ur girl. Na wa ooo. Una get mind ooo.