Grupo:
A police officer once said these exact words to me "look at you, you fit be my junior brother age mate and you dey drive car. Yet I dey here dey carry iron (referring to his gun) from morning till night. You must find me something before you go."

I had to give him 500 naira before he let me go.

EponOjuku:
Someone gave a police officer a lift and the police officer dropped a bullet in the car. The guy saw it immediately the policeman alighted and he immediately threw it away.

On continuation of his journey, he was pulled over by the Policemen on the checkpoint and they went straight to where the bullet was, but they didn't find it. They searched and searched but didn't find it. They were looking at him but couldn't say a word.

Ishilove:
I have never been a fan of the Nigerian police because of several unsavory personal experiences with them. I have made this known several times on this forum, and one time a police officer Nairalander reached out to me privately to let me know that the despite the bad eggs in the Force, good ones still exist. Although I remain unconvinced (worse now more than ever), I still maintain a cordial relationship with this person.

This afternoon, my SO was stopped by the men in black at Underbridge on the road that leads to Guiness, Oba Akran road, Ikeja. They pulled him over and proceeded to do a 'thorough search' of the vehicle. Surprise surprise, what did they find at the corner of the door of the driver's side?

Yep, you guessed right. Colorado, aka Cannabis, aka advanced SK or whatever allied street adjective is given to this brand of illegal stimulant.

This is someone who has does not even fraternize with people who smoke this nonsense, neither has he smoked this in his life. He hardly even gives people lifts so where did this stick of Igbo come from?

You are right again. Our friendly Nigerian Police Officers dropped it there for the usual hydra headed purposes of extortion, intimidation, theft, thievery, harassment etcetera etcetera.

They handcuffed this innocent young man like a common criminal, and one of them nearly slapped him, but when the officer noticed his unruffled demeanour and almost maniacally calm laughter, they realised that perhaps, just,perhaps they were messing with the wrong candidate.

A took a call from higher quarters before he was released after hours of embarrassment and being shackled like a thief who stole the neighbourhood goat.

Now my question is what would have happened if he did not have contacts that he could reach out to? He would have been hauled off to jail and milked dry. There are so many innocent people in cells languishing because the people who have sworn to serve and protect them have betrayed them.

The Nigerian Police is NOT YOUR FRIEND. When they pull you over and want to search your vehicle, be VERY vigilant. If possible you latch their hands to yours so that all of you will search together in case they want to be unfortunate. Many of them plant illegal substances in people's vehicles and living quarters so that they can have an avenue to extort and harass them, and woe betides you if you don't have either connection or money to bail yourself.

THE NIGERIAN POLICE IS NOT YOUR FRIEND!!

Henrydonland:
I don't get why people just leave their cars and houses to be searched without being vigilant.

For this life u gats dey smart because dis naija police go catch you off guard if you no get sense.

GAZZUZZ:
3 weeks ago, at the border between delta and Edo State on the asaba-benin express way, they tried same thing , unfortunately I knew his plan, and followed him like an eagle, he was disappointed and had to let go

Mannabbqisgay:


They have really slightly fingers. Even with your eyes open wide they can use it on you

tutudesz:

A dash cam facing inside your car(front and back) will solve this problem.

Grupo:
A police officer once said these exact words to me "look at you, you fit be my junior brother age mate and you dey drive car. Yet I dey here dey carry iron (referring to his gun) from morning till night. You must find me something before you go."

I had to give him 500 naira before he let me go.

BluntCrazeMan:
Always make sure that only one officer searches your vehicle...
Please don't ever let another officer to start searching from the other side where your eyes are not reaching..
Just plead with him earnestly to stop his own search and allow only the officer in front of you to do the whole searching.

I have a dash cam, I just turned it inwards.

Euegene100001:
I nr really blame dem naija Nr be am at all currently they neva pay soldiers salary for about 3 months now . Just negodo ?

nikz:
Imagine this guy not having contact up there what would have happened? When people protest this giovt will say they want to unsit their oga meanwhile pressing issues have not been addressed in this country

GAZZUZZ:
3 weeks ago, at the border between delta and Edo State on the asaba-benin express way, they tried same thing , unfortunately I knew his plan, and followed him like an eagle, he was disappointed and had to let go

Rozcol:
Is there any difference between a Nigerian police and armed robbers?

armadeo:
The level of dislike in my heart once I see them on the road is beyond comprehension.


It's not in my nature to hate but I really dislike them intensely.



Men I hate them joor.


Animals. Always looking to extort that's all. All the time.

WTF is stop and search? Is that how crime is solved. One stopped me the other day and said your drivers license and tint permit.

I habe two tint permits the old one and new one
I left the old one on top because once they see it, they cannot see anything else. The pretend to gloss over the rest of the papers ab flip back to the old one.

I always have the last laugh. One even said I should remove it and I told him all na paper.


One imbe told me you're welcome at checking my papers and I told him I didn't ask for the paper to be checked. Zoomed off.


Animals. Though non has ever searched my car. Like ever.