Grupo:
A police officer once said these exact words to me "look at you, you fit be my junior brother age mate and you dey drive car. Yet I dey here dey carry iron (referring to his gun) from morning till night. You must find me something before you go."

I had to give him 500 naira before he let me go.

GIANTPLUSHUB:
Mheen! For this to be coming from the popular ISHILOVE herself! Wahala done wear kokoshoe ooo! Sorry ISHILOVE!

I was explaining to someone that the betterment of this country isn't the government jobs alone. The citizens themselves like the police have alot to do to rebrand themselves. This clearly explains it. Next time, be on the lookout and vigilant to avoid any implanting of whatever object. But, this trick done tey ooooo! It's good for it to be on Frontpage again anyway so as for more people to be aware.

Mannabbqisgay:



Indeed. I'll set that up as soon as I have some spare cash.

BluntCrazeMan:
Always make sure that only one officer searches your vehicle...
Please don't ever let another officer to start searching from the other side where your eyes are not reaching..
Just plead with him earnestly to stop his own search and allow only the officer in front of you to do the whole searching.

Baawaa:
They are our great enemies because they are arm robbers in uniforms,I hate them with passion

tutudesz:

If you have excess cash, I advise you install 6 cam like this. 1 facing the front, 1 facing the back and 4 facing your doors been saved from different views from LASTMA/Police

Antoeni:
See why

Rozcol:
Is there any difference between a Nigerian police and armed robbers?

Ishilove:
I have never been a fan of the Nigerian police because of several unsavory personal experiences with them. I have made this known several times on this forum, and one time a police officer Nairalander reached out to me privately to let me know that the despite the bad eggs in the Force, good ones still exist. Although I remain unconvinced (worse now more than ever), I still maintain a cordial relationship with this person.

This afternoon, my SO was stopped by the men in black at Underbridge on the road that leads to Guiness, Oba Akran road, Ikeja. They pulled him over and proceeded to do a 'thorough search' of the vehicle. Surprise surprise, what did they find at the corner of the door of the driver's side?

Yep, you guessed right. Colorado, aka Cannabis, aka advanced SK or whatever allied street adjective is given to this brand of illegal stimulant.

This is someone who has does not even fraternize with people who smoke this nonsense, neither has he smoked this in his life. He hardly even gives people lifts so where did this stick of Igbo come from?

You are right again. Our friendly Nigerian Police Officers dropped it there for the usual hydra headed purposes of extortion, intimidation, theft, thievery, harassment etcetera etcetera.

They handcuffed this innocent young man like a common criminal, and one of them nearly slapped him, but when the officer noticed his unruffled demeanour and almost maniacally calm laughter, they realised that perhaps, just,perhaps they were messing with the wrong candidate.

A took a call from higher quarters before he was released after hours of embarrassment and being shackled like a thief who stole the neighbourhood goat.

Now my question is what would have happened if he did not have contacts that he could reach out to? He would have been hauled off to jail and milked dry. There are so many innocent people in cells languishing because the people who have sworn to serve and protect them have betrayed them.

The Nigerian Police is NOT YOUR FRIEND. When they pull you over and want to search your vehicle, be VERY vigilant. If possible you latch their hands to yours so that all of you will search together in case they want to be unfortunate. Many of them plant illegal substances in people's vehicles and living quarters so that they can have an avenue to extort and harass them, and woe betides you if you don't have either connection or money to bail yourself.

THE NIGERIAN POLICE IS NOT YOUR FRIEND!!

Mannabbqisgay:


Is that price right? Are they that cheap?

Ishilove:
I have never been a fan of the Nigerian police because of several unsavory personal experiences with them. I have made this known several times on this forum, and one time a police officer Nairalander reached out to me privately to let me know that the despite the bad eggs in the Force, good ones still exist. Although I remain unconvinced (worse now more than ever), I still maintain a cordial relationship with this person.

This afternoon, my SO was stopped by the men in black at Underbridge on the road that leads to Guiness, Oba Akran road, Ikeja. They pulled him over and proceeded to do a 'thorough search' of the vehicle. Surprise surprise, what did they find at the corner of the door of the driver's side?

Yep, you guessed right. Colorado, aka Cannabis, aka advanced SK or whatever allied street adjective is given to this brand of illegal stimulant.

This is someone who has does not even fraternize with people who smoke this nonsense, neither has he smoked this in his life. He hardly even gives people lifts so where did this stick of Igbo come from?

You are right again. Our friendly Nigerian Police Officers dropped it there for the usual hydra headed purposes of extortion, intimidation, theft, thievery, harassment etcetera etcetera.

They handcuffed this innocent young man like a common criminal, and one of them nearly slapped him, but when the officer noticed his unruffled demeanour and almost maniacally calm laughter, they realised that perhaps, just,perhaps they were messing with the wrong candidate.

A took a call from higher quarters before he was released after hours of embarrassment and being shackled like a thief who stole the neighbourhood goat.

Now my question is what would have happened if he did not have contacts that he could reach out to? He would have been hauled off to jail and milked dry. There are so many innocent people in cells languishing because the people who have sworn to serve and protect them have betrayed them.

The Nigerian Police is NOT YOUR FRIEND. When they pull you over and want to search your vehicle, be VERY vigilant. If possible you latch their hands to yours so that all of you will search together in case they want to be unfortunate. Many of them plant illegal substances in people's vehicles and living quarters so that they can have an avenue to extort and harass them, and woe betides you if you don't have either connection or money to bail yourself.

THE NIGERIAN POLICE IS NOT YOUR FRIEND!!

The reason why they have continued planting contrabands into people's vehicle is because when you call higher powers and they let you off the hook, you simply go away without finding a way to let them a heavy price while they continue their criminality and latch on to the next victim who is 'connected'. If possible make them pay with their lives the way UGM and Eastern youths have done.

They can't try this in the north, they can't try it again in the East anymore. This is why no matter how some want us to hate Nnamdi Kanu- I'll keep loving him more and name my unborn son after him. That man single-handedly dismantled illegal police checkpoints in the East. They have now turned to the SW as their only source of revenue.

GAZZUZZ:


I have a dash cam, I just turned it inwards.

EponOjuku:
Someone gave a police officer a lift and the police officer dropped a bullet in the car. The guy saw it immediately the policeman alighted and he immediately threw it away.

On continuation of his journey, he was pulled over by the Policemen on the checkpoint and they went straight to where the bullet was, but they didn't find it. They searched and searched but didn't find it. They were looking at him but couldn't say a word.

tutudesz:

If you have excess cash, I advise you install 6 cam like this. 1 facing the front, 1 facing the back and 4 facing your doors been saved from different views from LASTMA/Police

Grupo:
A police officer once said these exact words to me "look at you, you fit be my junior brother age mate and you dey drive car. Yet I dey here dey carry iron (referring to his gun) from morning till night. You must find me something before you go."

I had to give him 500 naira before he let me go.

tutudesz:

Yeah on jumia + delivery money is sperate. Promo price for now
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Milito:


Do they have their own internal HD drive?

Milito:


Abeg do you stock dash cam?

Rozcol:
Is there any difference between a Nigerian police and armed robbers?