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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by afrodoc2: 3:43pm On Jul 05, 2021
See as jazz men dey shake like water leaf. grin

So dey couldn’t make even just one of those policemen a vegetarian?

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by OJURONGBE1(m): 3:45pm On Jul 05, 2021
Capaldi:
Looking at Barca situation with their financial crisis and I am just so happy on how well runned Chelsea is. Messi alone has earned €383.6 million euros from Barca in the last 3 seasons, Griezmann on 800k a week contract etc

Abrahamovic billion is what is keeping us afloat even though we don't pay astronomical wages. The club balace sheet is far from recording profit on yearly basis and last time i heard, Chelsea fc owe Abrahamovic Fordstam coy over £1.150billion.
For the past 18years of his reign, our losses have been greater than the two-three seasons we have declared profit.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by MorataFC: 3:46pm On Jul 05, 2021
18 vs 10 debate season 2 is underway

WATCH OUT!!! cool
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by OJURONGBE1(m): 3:49pm On Jul 05, 2021
Havertz10:
mediocre youth player, grown into a mediocre mid 20s player

His mates were breaking into their youth team first team at 16/17

Took mount Lampard's chelsea bias to get him into the first team at 20 cheesy that guy isn't special anything


How many small clubs was he loaned out to? He was our standard nonsense, Josh McEachran 2.0 only this time Lampard forced it in, using transfer ban and the job that he was given


Anything but, mount will be on loan at Watford and we would be discussing squad chances for him today

Just two ( Vitesse & Derby), and he had decent spells at those clubs. Accept it, this lad is a Chelsea player through & through, who will only get better , as he is willing to learn and improve.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by BlueRayDick: 3:49pm On Jul 05, 2021
raumdeuter:


Segedinho airmark and friends will say that the jazz of Bini empire, Oyo empire and those empires 400yrs ago was not original like the hit and chop grass they saw in secondary school

Segedinho will tell us how the jazz became impotent because one of the juju men must have committed a sacrilege shortly they went for the protest.

As regards Bini empire, just expect a response like " Some Bini locals connived with the white men enslave our people " .... grin
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by nihilistjnr: 3:51pm On Jul 05, 2021
Havertz10:
My TV is smart, it can crop and adjust the ratio of pictures with the touch of a bottom

Guessing your good TV isn't all it's made out to be

Damn your TV actually sounds really good. Mine certainly can't do that.

What's the make and model of yours?

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by nihilistjnr: 3:52pm On Jul 05, 2021
raumdeuter:
See wetin police dey use jazz men eyes See

https://www.nairaland.com/6633824/yoruba-nation-protesters-dispossessed-charms

Airmark Segedinho

I saw one man on Facebook with a crown calling himself something in Ogboni, when police handle am, he begin lie

grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by iamoyindamola(m): 3:57pm On Jul 05, 2021
BlueRayDick:


Segedinho will tell us how the jazz became impotent because one of the juju men must have committed a sacrilege shortly they went for the protest.

As regards Bini empire, just expect a response like " Some Bini locals connived with the white men enslave our people " .... grin
Then the final conclusion will be come to benin
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by airmark(m): 4:01pm On Jul 05, 2021
raumdeuter:
See wetin police dey use jazz men eyes See

https://www.nairaland.com/6633824/yoruba-nation-protesters-dispossessed-charms

Airmark Segedinho

I saw one man on Facebook with a crown calling himself something in Ogboni, when police handle am, he begin lie

When you are ready to take your big bald head to Naija, for a 'hit and chop grass' ring spanking, mention me.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by raumdeuter: 4:04pm On Jul 05, 2021
BlueRayDick:


Segedinho will tell us how the jazz became impotent because one of the juju men must have committed a sacrilege shortly they went for the protest.

As regards Bini empire, just expect a response like " Some Bini locals connived with the white men enslave our people " .... grin

Or the Jaja of Opobo did not sacrifice his penis or kill his mother for sacrifice

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by BlueRayDick: 4:07pm On Jul 05, 2021
raumdeuter:


Or the Jaja of Opobo did not sacrifice his penis or kill his mother for sacrifice

grin grin grin grin

I don die....we are yet to recover from the last jazz discussion here . This ur post below really got me laughing

raumdeuter:


Godx, segedinho

The guy above is a scammer, Can you use your juju to jazz him so that he go begin dey shiitt for body for 1 month
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Odunharry(m): 4:13pm On Jul 05, 2021
Trevor012:

https://www.premierleague.com/news/1252542#:~:text=Any%20formation%20can%20be%20chosen
Thanks for the link..

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Segedinho(m): 4:16pm On Jul 05, 2021
iamoyindamola:

Segedinho will say he was there live and direct grin grin
Lols.... my own take remains.

I did jazz and it worked fine.

Anything you chose to believe is all yours
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by iamoyindamola(m): 4:19pm On Jul 05, 2021
Segedinho:

Lols.... my own take remains.

I did jazz and it worked fine.

Anything you chose to believe is all yours
What did you sacrifice?
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by raumdeuter: 4:20pm On Jul 05, 2021
airmark:


When you are ready to take your big bald head to Naija, for a 'hit and chop grass' ring spanking, mention me.

Shey na dry season for Nigeria wey grass no dey for the soldiers to chop ni

Abi the soldiers no be vegetarian

Soldiers dey ask jazzmen to naked for public, dem no fit do anything about it they are waiting for someone to travel down to eat grass

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by airmark(m): 4:39pm On Jul 05, 2021
raumdeuter:


Shey na dry season for Nigeria wey grass no dey for the soldiers to chop ni

Abi the soldiers no be vegetarian

Soldiers dey ask jazzmen to naked for public, dem no fit do anything about it they are waiting for someone to travel down to eat grass

Just as we have fake pastors, fake imams, fake lawyers, fake afrodoctors, fake pharmacists, fake drugs, we also have fake fake juju and fake herbalists. That some people's juju failed them doesn't mean others wouldn't work. That me and you don't use something doesn't mean it doesn't exist.

There is a reason for the word voodoo in your English dictionary. When you are ready to be used for a convincing experiment, buzz me.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by airmark(m): 4:50pm On Jul 05, 2021
Segedinho:

Lols.... my own take remains.

I did jazz and it worked fine.

Anything you chose to believe is all yours

grin grin grin

I remember that guy that claimed juju no dey, when asked if he could submit himself to test, he disobliged and asked for an innocent rat to be used.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by BlueMann: 4:51pm On Jul 05, 2021
airmark:


Just as we have fake pastors, fake imams, fake lawyers, fake afrodoctors, fake pharmacists, fake drugs, we also have fake fake juju and fake herbalists. That some people's juju failed them doesn't mean others wouldn't work. That me and you don't use something doesn't mean it doesn't exist.

There is a reason for the word voodoo in your English dictionary. When you are ready to be used for a convincing experiment, buzz me.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by BlueRayDick: 4:56pm On Jul 05, 2021
airmark:


Just as we have fake pastors, fake imams, fake lawyers, fake afrodoctors, fake pharmacists, fake drugs, we also have fake fake juju and fake herbalists. That some people's juju failed them doesn't mean others wouldn't work. That me and you don't use something doesn't mean it doesn't exist.

There is a reason for the word voodoo in your English dictionary. When you are ready to be used for a convincing experiment, buzz me.


Bros Is Sunday Igboho a fake or real juju man? I want to check something fess
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by donstan18: 4:56pm On Jul 05, 2021
Jazz is real, even thou I don’t believe so much in it.


It’s real.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by raumdeuter: 4:57pm On Jul 05, 2021
airmark:


Just as we have fake pastors, fake imams, fake lawyers, fake afrodoctors, fake pharmacists, fake drugs, we also have fake fake juju and fake herbalists. That some people's juju failed them doesn't mean others wouldn't work. That me and you don't use something doesn't mean it doesn't exist.

There is a reason for the word voodoo in your English dictionary. When you are ready to be used for a convincing experiment, buzz me.


Anytime they face soldier guns they suddenly become fake but when it's time to eat grass they become original

When it's time to predict football scores they start demanding penis and to kill mother, when it's area fight where no one will see them we start to hear its free

If it's to use juju to play ball and win world cup, Mexico will be brushing our home based eagles 4-0 but if it's in one remote village now we will be hearing how one boy used juju to be better than Ronaldo

BTW voodoo is in the dictionary just like dragons and unicorns are in the dictionary. It does not make them real

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nobody: 5:12pm On Jul 05, 2021
grin grin grin grin

This thread...
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by andrewbaba44: 5:14pm On Jul 05, 2021
Just realized that Oscar is still only 29 and left Europe at 25 or so and hasn’t played for Brazil for about 6 years but still got almost 50 caps

Imagine if Oscar didn’t go for the money and he is still in Europe ?

Chelsea fans what do you guys think ?
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by iamoyindamola(m): 5:15pm On Jul 05, 2021
raumdeuter:


Anytime they face soldier guns they suddenly become fake but when it's time to eat grass they become original

When it's time to predict football scores they start demanding penis and to kill mother, when it's area fight where no one will see them we start to hear its free

If it's to use juju to play ball and win world cup, Mexico will be brushing our home based eagles 4-0 but if it's in one remote village now we will be hearing how one boy used juju to be better than Ronaldo

BTW voodoo is in the dictionary just like dragons and unicorns are in the dictionary. It does not make them real
The only JuJu they know is chop grass, touch and go
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by BlueRayDick: 5:25pm On Jul 05, 2021
iamoyindamola:

The only JuJu they know is chop grass, touch and go

The question I've been meaning to ask since last week is why didn't Sunday Igboho Oosha not wait and use Sgedinho's infamous " touch and chop grass ring" on them?

Is there something we are missing here?
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Emmynator(m): 5:34pm On Jul 05, 2021
BlueRayDick:


The question I've been meaning to ask since last week is why didn't Sunday Igboho Oosha not wait and use Sgedinho's infamous " touch and chop grass ring" on them?

Is there something we are missing here?

See as una dey drag sulele04 abi na ShadowCracker MCM.
Make una calm down. D;
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Sulele04(m): 5:39pm On Jul 05, 2021
You worship a white man idol Jesus, and an Arabic moon god Allah, gods that were hand over to you by your slave masters.

Yet you people are mocking people praticing their ancestral culture, and tradition.

I mean some of you actually read and believe in the bible which contains at best Hebrew fairytales.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Sulele04(m): 5:44pm On Jul 05, 2021
donstan18:
Jazz is real, even thou I don’t believe so much in it.


It’s real.
omo de o mo ogun o pe ni efo (child doesn't know charm, he calls it vegetable).

Funny thing is how people will say things they have little knowledge will their full chest.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by airmark(m): 5:48pm On Jul 05, 2021
raumdeuter:


[s]Anytime they face soldier guns they suddenly become fake but when it's time to eat grass they become original

When it's time to predict football scores they start demanding penis and to kill mother, when it's area fight where no one will see them we start to hear its free

If it's to use juju to play ball and win world cup, Mexico will be brushing our home based eagles 4-0 but if it's in one remote village now we will be hearing how one boy used juju to be better than Ronaldo[/s]

BTW voodoo is in the dictionary just like dragons and unicorns are in the dictionary. It does not make them real

Below knocks off the emboldened out of the waters.

Voodoo is not a myth and you will never find any dictionary calling it that. Rest.

Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by airmark(m): 5:52pm On Jul 05, 2021
BlueRayDick:


Bros Is Sunday Igboho a fake or real juju man? I want to check something fess

You will need to ask those security operatives that couldn't arrest him on multiple occasions.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by raumdeuter: 5:53pm On Jul 05, 2021
airmark:


Below knocks off the emboldened out of the waters.

Voodoo is not a myth and you will never find any dictionary calling it that. Rest.


Actually a reputable govt website describes it as worse than a myth

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Sulele04(m): 5:53pm On Jul 05, 2021
BlueRayDick:


The question I've been meaning to ask since last week is why didn't Sunday Igboho Oosha not wait and use Sgedinho's infamous " touch and chop grass ring" on them?

Is there something we are missing here?
Have you seen Dss in action before.

Do you know that every Dss agent carries a gpmg.

If I send a combined team of Dss, soldiers, and Chad mecenaries to your house at about 1am, do you think you will survive shocked.

His house was surrounded, it was an insider attack.

Igboho escaping that day was not ordinary.

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