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Ask4diva:
Will I say I double dated? Hmmmm, let's just say I was catching cruise with the guy that bought me the food stuff

Ah
but u could av said no nah!

bigpicture001:
I and my very broke and hungry roommate plus another guy in the varsity then once hosted three very beautiful girls in our room with our last 2k...we plan to cook soup and buy garri with the money oooo before the girls pre-informed us of there rather impromptu visit.

We changed plan to rather entertain them with the last card as opposed by the third guy amongst us....now the girls decline to eat whatever we tried to offer and that our third friend was happy ,but I continued to press them to at least accept short bread and mineral.they agreed...but took Just one of it each..

while I saw them off from just the door to the corridor ...I noticed a big scuffle inside my room between my room mate and this friend of ours coming from our room...imidiately, I decoded they are rushing for the left overs of the three short bread this girls left unfinished and I will be left out ND hungrier....I abruptly excused myself from them in the corridor and dashed into the room and joined them to huzle for the remaining luxury biscuits.....

To my amazement, this girls followed me back to the house, confused that we may be fighting over something and caught us red handed huzling to eat their left overs.....

U need to see the situation that day...I was very ashamed of myself and hugely embarrassed....

bigpicture001:
I and my very broke and hungry roommate plus another guy in the varsity then once hosted three very beautiful girls in our room with our last 2k...we plan to cook soup and buy garri with the money oooo before the girls pre-informed us of there rather impromptu visit.

We changed plan to rather entertain them with the last card as opposed by the third guy amongst us....now the girls decline to eat whatever we tried to offer and that our third friend was happy ,but I continued to press them to at least accept short bread and mineral.they agreed...but took Just one of it each..

while I saw them off from just the door to the corridor ...I noticed a big scuffle inside my room between my room mate and this friend of ours coming from our room...imidiately, I decoded they are rushing for the left overs of the three short bread this girls left unfinished and I will be left out ND hungrier....I abruptly excused myself from them in the corridor and dashed into the room and joined them to huzle for the remaining luxury biscuits.....

To my amazement, this girls followed me back to the house, confused that we may be fighting over something and caught us red handed huzling to eat their left overs.....

U need to see the situation that day...I was very ashamed of myself and hugely embarrassed....

Kai!!

Mine was back in the university i had this girl i dated on the first day we agreed to go out on a date i had 3k planned everything we ordered for snacks and drink just as i was about to pay bank debited me their monthly charges and i bought out my ATM to pay the lady said insufficient funds loudly i felt so embarrassed she just smiled and looked at me like bro u no get money you dey ask me out i later asked the lady to withdraw 2.5k then the 5h i been planning gv her for bike fair was used to complete the balance while i trekked to my lodge

Lebronjames23:
Got a PS4 for sale with a new nba 2k21 disc.. And a pad for 80k ..distress sale..

Location?

Ishilove:
Na everything una want make we share for this forum

I tire oooo

EdoFirstBorn:


It's seems there are alot of frustrated and lonely people on this forum.

They are so lonely and frustrated that they sit down and have to create pathetic threads to showcase their embarrassing lonely lives.

Just look at this thread for instance. What being with an inch of self respect Wil create such a thread ?

Smh

Rubbish

Carry your frustration elsewhere

Meninmen:
Kudos to those that understands this your write up!

walai

bigpicture001:
I and my very broke and hungry roommate plus another guy in the varsity then once hosted three very beautiful girls in our room with our last 2k...we plan to cook soup and buy garri with the money oooo before the girls pre-informed us of there rather impromptu visit.

We changed plan to rather entertain them with the last card as opposed by the third guy amongst us....now the girls decline to eat whatever we tried to offer and that our third friend was happy ,but I continued to press them to at least accept short bread and mineral.they agreed...but took Just one of it each..

while I saw them off from just the door to the corridor ...I noticed a big scuffle inside my room between my room mate and this friend of ours coming from our room...imidiately, I decoded they are rushing for the left overs of the three short bread this girls left unfinished and I will be left out ND hungrier....I abruptly excused myself from them in the corridor and dashed into the room and joined them to huzle for the remaining luxury biscuits.....

To my amazement, this girls followed me back to the house, confused that we may be fighting over something and caught us red handed huzling to eat their left overs.....

U need to see the situation that day...I was very ashamed of myself and hugely embarrassed....

I was laughing like a mad man reading this

ultiabaz36:
What the hell will make you date any girl called TUNRAYO? All the girls beating that name are asshole. They f**k around easily. Tho I don bleep like two of them and they both have same trait.

I am sure, it is indomie u used to lure that bitch into your bed..

Lol...I didnt use indomie...I saw her,wooed her and we started...still in pains sha

madridguy:
Sorry bro.

Thanks bro

Maturity is when you avoid getting emotionally attached to people so that you won't be embarrassed by whatever they do or say.
Be emotionless, but not heartless. Emotions are distractive, especially to we the hustlers because we need focus to make our dreams come true.
Emotions=Distractions.

Zobah:
Maturity is when you avoid getting emotionally attached to people so that you won't be embarrassed by whatever they do or say.
Be emotionless, but not heartless. Emotions are distractive, especially to we the hustlers because we need focus to make our dreams come true.
Emotions=Distractions.

Oyaaa. Motivational speaker.

Location? I am in Lagos

Lebronjames23:
Got a PS4 for sale with a new nba 2k21 disc.. And a pad for 80k ..distress sale..

Location?

bububuchii:
prior to me having my own share of the 'breakfast' circulating these days I never believed I could be embarrassed, let alone in public. well, good lord twas in her room. A sweet girl I met on twitter, after weeks of texting back and forth, found out she's in the same Uni as me. we planned to meet and did, God! was she small, pretty and sexy but damn! she's too petite, honestly I was scared I'd kill her if we ever had sex. due to this recent disinterest, I lost every attachment whatsoever but I tried to remain friends.
To the embarrassment. One hot afternoon after class, I'd been so stressed and tired, I just needed a change of environment. so, I called her, asked if she's around that I'm on my way. got to her place and she was no where to be found, her neighbour told me she's in another neighbours house(a guy) well, we aren't dating, there's nth to feel bad about. called her and told her I was around already, omo! if you see what this girl was wearing coming out from the guys room, well still none of my business. we entered her room, exchanged pleasantries and suddenly she complained of being drowsy, I said me too. sharply we both slept off, and then it started raining. 10 minutes into the rain, as per raindrops on top zinc no let person sleep, I just pretend like say truly I dey sleep, suddenly na so person enter her room, lay down on her bed, I was considering the 'guy' would reason that we're both asleep and come back but no oh! this guy woke this girl up and right there as I was fumbling in an attempt to sleep, they started making out! OMG! I couldn't believe it, they were smooching and making sounds, I couldn't open my eyes as to not even make it more awkward! I laid there like a was so deep in sleep I didn't know what was going on, I started creating scenarios in my head regarding how I'd leave here with what's renaming of my pride. as soon as the rain stopped I already had a plan, pretended to yawn! woke up and acted a bit surprised upon seeing the guy on her, I swear! I could see his erect penis. I told her later and gave the guy a knuckle and left leaving the food and Hollandia yogurt I bought for her! omo, never again

Damn ... Boys eyes dey see oo ...

If you were to be a Man, you will stop them right there and ensure there is Decorum until you leave .... No body Moves !

The Lion's Way !!

GiZcorp:
Hahah... Mahn that was hilarious. It wasn't easy at the time but some how I realized myself and I had to excuse my self from such emotional abuse. Till tmr I'm convinced she missed the best guy for her, b'cos if there's anything like true love it's what I had for her. I'd continue to wish her well though.

Nice one...

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Zobah:
Maturity is when you avoid getting emotionally attached to people so that you won't be embarrassed by whatever they do or say.
Be emotionless, but not heartless. Emotions are distractive, especially to we the hustlers because we need focus to make our dreams come true.
Emotions=Distractions.

You will never Fall , Amen !! To the Zenith, bro!
Be emotionless, but not heartless!!

DonroxyII:
3 days top .... Within those 3days if she gives attitude.. I'm out !!

Hehehehe so you don't give her a little time to think about it...

You know that ladies normal line after telling her how she is the sugar in your tea, the cockroach in your cupboard, your Tomato Jos, the keyholder to your heart etc... in return they usual line is I will think about it....How long do You give for that?

yanabasee1:
During my final year exams... Had just graduated and celebrated with my colleagues... Went home and was thinking about my babe... Then i went out and bought a juice and suya and bole and chicken and went to her place...

Before then, we were chatting when we got a little fight and she logged off Whatsapp and I was down and decided to get those things to go over and make peace...

Got there and open the door and boom... there was this guy there... The house was dark and there was no light(NEPA)... So I walked in and dropped the stuff at the center table and went back...


What was embarrassing was that she never came after me nor tried to call me to apologize...

Mumu me got home and was heart broken and still call her... She was defending herself and gave me all sorts of reasons to believe that nothing happened.... I Sha forgave her....


Overtime,... I've learned that ones a girl cheats, and you forgive her... she'll never stop cheating... marry her and probably feel that will make her to love you alone and stop cheating on you.. she will cheat and give you other men's children....

You sound so much like a friend of mine. Same scenario just the items you bought that seem different. My guy eyes has opened too sha

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DonroxyII:
There is nothing to think about ...

I don't toast girls ... there is no time for such nonsense ... I befriend and everything will be defined as time goes !!

A man must have no time for total strangers ... Only go to where you are needed and you won't have many nasty stories!!

I approach girls from friendship perspective ...
And for me to be your friend we must have similar outlook on world view ...... Once we ain't compatible in philosophy, I'm out !!

How can a hardworking, sane, busy and success oriented man be toasting girl for weeks, months, albeit years....

Anybody wasting your time is uninterested in you and you must swerve !!

True

SportsHD:

Did she enter the car?
God forgive me, I've done that once.

Did she accede? Definitely she did . So how did you feel?

Thomaspnk:
Location?

Kaduna

The day my girl friend told me for public say I get small cucumber then I was just 16 carrying one big yansh babe

bigpicture001:
I and my very broke and hungry roommate plus another guy in the varsity then once hosted three very beautiful girls in our room with our last 2k...we plan to cook soup and buy garri with the money oooo before the girls pre-informed us of there rather impromptu visit.

We changed plan to rather entertain them with the last card as opposed by the third guy amongst us....now the girls decline to eat whatever we tried to offer and that our third friend was happy ,but I continued to press them to at least accept short bread and mineral.they agreed...but took Just one of it each..

while I saw them off from just the door to the corridor ...I noticed a big scuffle inside my room between my room mate and this friend of ours coming from our room...imidiately, I decoded they are rushing for the left overs of the three short bread this girls left unfinished and I will be left out ND hungrier....I abruptly excused myself from them in the corridor and dashed into the room and joined them to huzle for the remaining luxury biscuits.....

To my amazement, this girls followed me back to the house, confused that we may be fighting over something and caught us red handed huzling to eat their left overs.....

U need to see the situation that day...I was very ashamed of myself and hugely embarrassed....

Hahaha..... you killed it my G.
who no know no go understand

bububuchii:
prior to me having my own share of the 'breakfast' circulating these days I never believed I could be embarrassed, let alone in public. well, good lord twas in her room. A sweet girl I met on twitter, after weeks of texting back and forth, found out she's in the same Uni as me. we planned to meet and did, God! was she small, pretty and sexy but damn! she's too petite, honestly I was scared I'd kill her if we ever had sex. due to this recent disinterest, I lost every attachment whatsoever but I tried to remain friends.
To the embarrassment. One hot afternoon after class, I'd been so stressed and tired, I just needed a change of environment. so, I called her, asked if she's around that I'm on my way. got to her place and she was no where to be found, her neighbour told me she's in another neighbours house(a guy) well, we aren't dating, there's nth to feel bad about. called her and told her I was around already, omo! if you see what this girl was wearing coming out from the guys room, well still none of my business. we entered her room, exchanged pleasantries and suddenly she complained of being drowsy, I said me too. sharply we both slept off, and then it started raining. 10 minutes into the rain, as per raindrops on top zinc no let person sleep, I just pretend like say truly I dey sleep, suddenly na so person enter her room, lay down on her bed, I was considering the 'guy' would reason that we're both asleep and come back but no oh! this guy woke this girl up and right there as I was fumbling in an attempt to sleep, they started making out! OMG! I couldn't believe it, they were smooching and making sounds, I couldn't open my eyes as to not even make it more awkward! I laid there like a was so deep in sleep I didn't know what was going on, I started creating scenarios in my head regarding how I'd leave here with what's renaming of my pride. as soon as the rain stopped I already had a plan, pretended to yawn! woke up and acted a bit surprised upon seeing the guy on her, I swear! I could see his erect penis. I told her later and gave the guy a knuckle and left leaving the food and Hollandia yogurt I bought for her! omo, never again

Guyy, i really feel for you ooo..how the matter kon later play ?

kingvicking:
This ur comment off me.

Baba na reality wey I nor wan relived again oh

chatinent:
I've outgrown the age of crying for relationships, dear. I never cried for relationships. I rather eat well that period.

Food is very important....

Meninmen:
Kudos to those that understands this your write up!

I swear... I had to read it like 5 times but I still did not get it....

Kola5281:
Guyy, i really feel for you ooo..how the matter kon later play ?

she texted me apologizing, that she's sorry and next time she'll give me all of her attention.
We don't talk anymore