There was this girl whom I was not actually into, thinking what she could do was to give me surprise by entering my house without letting me know, ohmo she ransacked the whole house before I came then she started asking me most useless questions.

EmmaxKeys:



Liar. May Ogun catch you.

Common man, we ain't quarreling. I know naija hard don't just make it harder for yourself.

Munzy14:

Scoping a girl for three good years...damm! Dude how do you guys do this?...

Well, it's hard to believe but that's my story and it's ain't fiction

chatinent:


She's not calling and begging you, bro.

Stop lying to hype yourself na, agbero no go beat you.

Damn, what do you want me to say? No need to argue that out with u mahn, stick to what u want to believe

chatinent:

I can never do this.
I rather choose to be eletrocuted.

Life thot me a lot

Munzy14:

Hmmmm...You are currently the third lady to affirm double dating...Is it safe to say double dating is a normal with ladies or should we hold on to get more ladies on the register?..

Smh

Umu nwoke don suffer...Peter buy food stuff, them take am cook for paul..

Will I say I double dated? Hmmmm, let's just say I was catching cruise with the guy that bought me the food stuff

Meninmen:


Kudos to those that understands this your write up!

The post nearly gave me headache

arthorjnr:
Some of ya'll actually take crap from your gfs and bfs?...wow.

Omo, my self respect and pride won't let those kinda stuff happen.

it's not about pride or anything of that sort, if so I wouldn't have found myself in such situation. sometimes it just happens and there's nth you can do than relish the moment and say never again

EmmaxKeys:
Liar. May Ogun catch you.

Na your post?

prior to me having my own share of the 'breakfast' circulating these days I never believed I could be embarrassed, let alone in public. well, good lord twas in her room. A sweet girl I met on twitter, after weeks of texting back and forth, found out she's in the same Uni as me. we planned to meet and did, God! was she small, pretty and sexy but damn! she's too petite, honestly I was scared I'd kill her if we ever had sex. due to this recent disinterest, I lost every attachment whatsoever but I tried to remain friends.
To the embarrassment. One hot afternoon after class, I'd been so stressed and tired, I just needed a change of environment. so, I called her, asked if she's around that I'm on my way. got to her place and she was no where to be found, her neighbour told me she's in another neighbours house(a guy) well, we aren't dating, there's nth to feel bad about. called her and told her I was around already, omo! if you see what this girl was wearing coming out from the guys room, well still none of my business. we entered her room, exchanged pleasantries and suddenly she complained of being drowsy, I said me too. sharply we both slept off, and then it started raining. 10 minutes into the rain, as per raindrops on top zinc no let person sleep, I just pretend like say truly I dey sleep, suddenly na so person enter her room, lay down on her bed, I was considering the 'guy' would reason that we're both asleep and come back but no oh! this guy woke this girl up and right there as I was fumbling in an attempt to sleep, they started making out! OMG! I couldn't believe it, they were smooching and making sounds, I couldn't open my eyes as to not even make it more awkward! I laid there like a was so deep in sleep I didn't know what was going on, I started creating scenarios in my head regarding how I'd leave here with what's renaming of my pride. as soon as the rain stopped I already had a plan, pretended to yawn! woke up and acted a bit surprised upon seeing the guy on her, I swear! I could see his erect penis. I told her later and gave the guy a knuckle and left leaving the food and Hollandia yogurt I bought for her! omo, never again

gameboy727:



The guy no even acknowledge your existence.

E no matter whether u get big head, poverty makes you invisible.

Teymanhenry:
Got sent out of my babe s house because I didn't see her uncle so couldn't Greer him. He was like "so you can't greet ba? Get out of my house!!! I felt v. embarrassed

U no well!

Ask4diva:


Will I say I double dated? Hmmmm, let's just say I was catching cruise with the guy that bought me the food stuff

Chai! Cruising with their hearts?...smh..

Munzy14:

Go to front page, click on any section and scroll down you will see create a topic on any section you opened...Make sure the topic is related to the section, then tag a moderator for it to be on FrontPage if it is worth it.

Thanks

blockgeek69:


What's your location? Can I have your number so we can chat on WhatsApp?

gimme urs, I'd text u

bububuchii:
prior to me having my own share of the 'breakfast' circulating these days I never believed I could be embarrassed, let alone in public. well, good lord twas in her room. A sweet girl I met on twitter, after weeks of texting back and forth, found out she's in the same Uni as me. we planned to meet and did, God! was she small, pretty and sexy but damn! she's too petite, honestly I was scared I'd kill her if we ever had sex. due to this recent disinterest, I lost every attachment whatsoever but I tried to remain friends.
To the embarrassment. One hot afternoon after class, I'd been so stressed and tired, I just needed a change of environment. so, I called her, asked if she's around that I'm on my way. got to her place and she was no where to be found, her neighbour told me she's in another neighbours house(a guy) well, we aren't dating, there's nth to feel bad about. called her and told her I was around already, omo! if you see what this girl was wearing coming out from the guys room, well still none of my business. we entered her room, exchanged pleasantries and suddenly she complained of being drowsy, I said me too. sharply we both slept off, and then it started raining. 10 minutes into the rain, as per raindrops on top zinc no let person sleep, I just pretend like say truly I dey sleep, suddenly na so person enter her room, lay down on her bed, I was considering the 'guy' would reason that we're both asleep and come back but no oh! this guy woke this girl up and right there as I was fumbling in an attempt to sleep, they started making out! OMG! I couldn't believe it, they were smooching and making sounds, I couldn't open my eyes as to not even make it more awkward! I laid there like a was so deep in sleep I didn't know what was going on, I started creating scenarios in my head regarding how I'd leave here with what's renaming of my pride. as soon as the rain stopped I already had a plan, pretended to yawn! woke up and acted a bit surprised upon seeing the guy on her, I swear! I could see his erect penis. I told her later and gave the guy a knuckle and left leaving the food and Hollandia yogurt I bought for her! omo, never again

Live porn..... But you dey back stage......

Lebronjames23:
Got a PS4 for sale with a new nba 2k21 disc.. And a pad for 80k ..distress sale..

Location and can it go for 70k?

GiZcorp:
Well, it's hard to believe but that's my story and it's ain't fiction

Mehn!!! You deserve a national award...Even if na OON...


The longest I waited was a week plus...She was doing pride and arrogance garnished with shakara...As a straightforward guy, she thought I was the normal guys who follow the hard to get game... I moved on very cool...A week later she was at my place......I treated her like my fellow guy...oops! That was too cold..She waited till it was clear I no dey for her...And that was my final days in uni...I graduated and left there...


I find it awkward watching a guy scope a babe for weeks, months even years...nawa o......Too many good ladies out there for one to waste time on one under hard to get.

Killermamba:



I mess one loud better mess for my girlfriend mama present, the thing was to embarrassing that the mother started consoling me as if say my papa die

This ur comment off me.

bububuchii:
prior to me having my own share of the 'breakfast' circulating these days I never believed I could be embarrassed, let alone in public. well, good lord twas in her room. A sweet girl I met on twitter, after weeks of texting back and forth, found out she's in the same Uni as me. we planned to meet and did, God! was she small, pretty and sexy but damn! she's too petite, honestly I was scared I'd kill her if we ever had sex. due to this recent disinterest, I lost every attachment whatsoever but I tried to remain friends.
To the embarrassment. One hot afternoon after class, I'd been so stressed and tired, I just needed a change of environment. so, I called her, asked if she's around that I'm on my way. got to her place and she was no where to be found, her neighbour told me she's in another neighbours house(a guy) well, we aren't dating, there's nth to feel bad about. called her and told her I was around already, omo! if you see what this girl was wearing coming out from the guys room, well still none of my business. we entered her room, exchanged pleasantries and suddenly she complained of being drowsy, I said me too. sharply we both slept off, and then it started raining. 10 minutes into the rain, as per raindrops on top zinc no let person sleep, I just pretend like say truly I dey sleep, suddenly na so person enter her room, lay down on her bed, I was considering the 'guy' would reason that we're both asleep and come back but no oh! this guy woke this girl up and right there as I was fumbling in an attempt to sleep, they started making out! OMG! I couldn't believe it, they were smooching and making sounds, I couldn't open my eyes as to not even make it more awkward! I laid there like a was so deep in sleep I didn't know what was going on, I started creating scenarios in my head regarding how I'd leave here with what's renaming of my pride. as soon as the rain stopped I already had a plan, pretended to yawn! woke up and acted a bit surprised upon seeing the guy on her, I swear! I could see his erect penis. I told her later and gave the guy a knuckle and left leaving the food and Hollandia yogurt I bought for her! omo, never again

Dorime...

Chai...number one embarrassnent... The no even give u even if na 50naira respect...lmao


Atleast enter the guy room na and allow u sleep in peace....Mehn that girl finish u sha...She wanted you to hear and see what you are missing...

Ask4diva:


Will I say I double dated? Hmmmm, let's just say I was catching cruise with the guy that bought me the food stuff

Catching cruise
Fire catch you dia
Ah! Guys don suffer for ladies hand
That's why I don't believe in dating!

Munzy14:

Mehn!!! You deserve a national award...Even if na OON...


The longest I waited was a week plus...She was doing pride and arrogance garnished with shakara...As a straightforward guy, she thought I was the normal guys who follow the hard to get game... I moved on very cool...A week later she was at my place......I treated her like my fellow guy...oops! That was too cold..She waited till it was clear I no dey for her...And that was my final days in uni...I graduated and left there...


I find it awkward watching a guy scope a babe for weeks, months even years...nawa o......Too many good ladies out there for one to waste time on one under hard to get.

Hahah... Mahn that was hilarious. It wasn't easy at the time but some how I realized myself and I had to excuse my self from such emotional abuse. Till tmr I'm convinced she missed the best guy for her, b'cos if there's anything like true love it's what I had for her. I'd continue to wish her well though.

Of what use is the lie to me?..Baba mẹ dey tell you wetin happen...all na past sha

Akwamkpuruamu:
I was a contract security worker in the CBN in 2014. I had a girl in the canteen that was as beautiful as one can imagine. Nice height, with rounded breast and nice hips. I closed work by 3pm,but I had to wait for her till almost six pm, when she will be true for her madam.

For three hours, I kept hanging around and waiting for her, which she actually knew I was waiting for her. As soon as we had come out of the gate, just taking a walk in less than 200m, one bank manager just saw us, stopped and beckoned on her to come join him in the vehicle. That was how she hopped in immediately.

I was dumbfounded, I felt to die instantly. Na dat day I swear say if I no make money for this life, I no go rest.
Seven years later, things have changed. Am now a boss,married with side chick's of different body configuration.

Infact, there's no love without money with Nigeria girls. Guys should just go and hussle first, you go get women tire.

This is the bitter truth. I learnt the hard way when she started fuckingg my friend cos he had a nice car and more money than me. Money is the power we men have...any guy reading this should just forget girl for now and go and make money.

I and my very broke and hungry roommate plus another guy in the varsity then once hosted three very beautiful girls in our room with our last 2k...we plan to cook soup and buy garri with the money oooo before the girls pre-informed us of there rather impromptu visit.

We changed plan to rather entertain them with the last card as opposed by the third guy amongst us....now the girls decline to eat whatever we tried to offer and that our third friend was happy ,but I continued to press them to at least accept short bread and mineral.they agreed...but took Just one of it each..

while I saw them off from just the door to the corridor ...I noticed a big scuffle inside my room between my room mate and this friend of ours coming from our room...imidiately, I decoded they are rushing for the left overs of the three short bread this girls left unfinished and I will be left out ND hungrier....I abruptly excused myself from them in the corridor and dashed into the room and joined them to huzle for the remaining luxury biscuits.....

To my amazement, this girls followed me back to the house, confused that we may be fighting over something and caught us red handed huzling to eat their left overs.....

U need to see the situation that day...I was very ashamed of myself and hugely embarrassed....

Reex12:
Konji hol her so we bleeped in a public toilet, I broke with her there after,see shouting na, ppl gather Omo ground wan swlow me when she just dey shout "after the new styles I gave you just now eh"

Guy lol

bububuchii:

it's not about pride or anything of that sort, if so I wouldn't have found myself in such situation. sometimes it just happens and there's nth you can do than relish the moment and say never again

Yeah, but the guy that got introduced as a "bro" and received the 'dirty' insult should've avoided it.

bigpicture001:
I and my very broke and hungry roommate plus another guy in the varsity then once hostel three very beautiful girls in our room with our last 2k...we plan to cook soup and but garri with the money oooo before the girls pre-informed us of there rather impromptu visit.

We changed plan to rather entertain them with the last card as opposed by the third guy amongst us....now the girls decline to eat whatever we tried to offer and that our third friend was happy ,but I continued to press them to at least accept short bread and mineral.they agreed...but took Just one of it each..

while I saw them off from just the door to the corridor ...I noticed my a big scuffle inside my room between my room mate and this friend of ours coming from our room...imidiately, I decided they are rushing for the left overs of the three short bread this girls left unfinished....I abruptly excused myself from them in the corridor and dashed into the room and joined them to huzle for the remaining luxury biscuits.....

To my amazement, this girls followed me back to the house, confused that we may be fighti g over something and caught us red handed huzling to eat their left overs.....

U need to see the situation that day...I was very ashamed of myself and hugely embarrassed....

lol

Nickymichy:
All my four girlfriend, (though didn't know one another) miraculously showed up in my house unannounced...i happened that I was coming back home from workout, as i entered my compound, i heard them gisting with my brother's wife...she quickly signal that i should go back without them noticing...omo na so wón of man fante.... didn't come back till late night....
Secondly I was dating this girl. I never knew she was a police officer fiancee...omo naso 3 police men show for my house they are looking for me.. i just told them they should check the next flat maybe the person they're looking for is there..as soon as they left...naso i run for my dear life... I no show house for one week.

This guy you be comedian...I don't know if your stories are true, but you made me laugh

Lebronjames23:
gimme urs, I'd text u

08

Ask4diva:
Back in uni days I was dating this guy I didn't really like.. there was a particular day he bought me some food stuff, I used the food stuff to prepare a delicious meal for the boyfriend I liked

Doings

lkillbrokehoes:
I won't share anything, come and fight me

this got me laughing with ur stupid emoji

come, the guy offend u before abi na naija matter tire u?