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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by raumdeuter: 5:33am On Jul 20, 2021
Popiziano sod09 wey my meat o
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by pamcode(m): 6:14am On Jul 20, 2021
Just seeing the sigurdsson news. What a shame. His career and marriage just took a heavy hit if he is indicted.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Kilishihunter: 6:31am On Jul 20, 2021
raumdeuter:


I am waiting for confirmation before I ask airmark how come all those bulletproof vests and jazz failed again

Maybe he didn't sacrifice his mother or his penis
grin
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by iamoyindamola(m): 6:33am On Jul 20, 2021
raumdeuter:
Popiziano sod09 wey my meat o

Bros teleport yourself to Lagos make we feast on meat
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Jodera: 6:36am On Jul 20, 2021
donstan18:

I’ve told you why I don’t fully support the Bible, you used it against me, saying I can’t be a Christian for not supporting all the Bible verses,

How?

In the Bible, God killed someone because he pulled out his prick and ejaculated on the floor.

How do you even support this??
Was it because of the action or because of his intention God killed him?

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by izzou(m): 6:38am On Jul 20, 2021
Happy holidays to our Muslim brothers here.

Amoto94
Sod09

smiley

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by swiz123(m): 6:48am On Jul 20, 2021
Sunday Igboho has been arrested by security operatives in Cotonou. Not trolling but I am tempted to ask why he didn't disappear
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Amoto94(m): 6:57am On Jul 20, 2021
swiz123:
Sunday Igboho has been arrested by security operatives in Cotonou. Not trolling but I am tempted to ask why he didn't disappear
My concern is why are all these Che Guevara wannabes running away at the slightest bit of trouble and calling people who don't support their utopian dream cowards? If I were to be a revolutionary I'd rather die fighting for what I believe in than running at the slightest bit of trouble.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Segedinho(m): 6:57am On Jul 20, 2021
raumdeuter:


I am waiting for confirmation before I ask airmark how come all those bulletproof vests and jazz failed again

Maybe he didn't sacrifice his mother or his penis
Oga....I won't start any other round of arguments base on juju again with you or anyone.


My stands has remain

I have done juju and seen people done it b4.

If you don't acpt or blv it,then it is ur call.

You can't be tagging my moniker to explain any thing relating to juju cos to me it doesn't change your view.

You a are Christian perhaps you have a reason to be.

Thanks
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Segedinho(m): 7:04am On Jul 20, 2021
Amoto94:

My concern is why are all these Che Guevara wannabes running away at the slightest bit of trouble and calling people who don't support their utopian dream cowards? If I were to be a revolutionary I'd rather die fighting for what I believe in than running at the slightest bit of trouble.
Nigeria gov first instinct is to kill any agitator

And brand them a terrorist with fake proofs.

Nigerian first instinct is to shout n wail on d internet after such act.

Then find a reason to blv the FG.then forget abt what you were fighting for by looking for a possible solutions to the next distraction/challenges that will be dished out by the FG.

This has been a normal routine

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by BlueMann: 7:12am On Jul 20, 2021
OJURONGBE1:


Many more would follow.

So Ugbo to Genk.

Myles Peart-Harris to Brentford - almost done (heard he has said his goodbyes).

Brighton pushing hard for Livramento.

Bate still undecided on his future.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Segedinho(m): 7:13am On Jul 20, 2021
iamoyindamola:
Segedinho
$250k up for grab, if you can proof JuJu or jazz is real.
This is your chance to make show the world touch and chop grass grin grin

https://twitter.com/oluafolabi/status/1417047363835764741?s=20


Bro.
I am not an jazzman neither am I a voodoo priest.i don't understand how it is been done cos I am not interested.

It exists just cos it worked for me.

I have seen in on display.

Calling me out just because someone wants a proof isn't too normal too normal to me.

Thanks
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by izzou(m): 7:17am On Jul 20, 2021
Segedinho:

Nigeria gov first instinct is to kill any agitator

And brand them a terrorist with fake proofs.

Nigerian first instinct is to shout n wail on d internet after such act.

Then find a reason to blv the FG.then forget abt what you were fighting for by looking for a possible solutions to the next distraction/challenges that will be dished out by the FG.

This has been a normal routine

All of them were never agitators in the first place.

Kanu's family is the faraway UK. He doesn't want them to be killed by the Nigerian government, but we can't count the number of innocent lives that have believed him and died. Those dead ones are the real agitators.

Igboho was planning to travel out. Which kind agitator be that?

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Havertz10: 7:28am On Jul 20, 2021
Amoto94:

My concern is why are all these Che Guevara wannabes running away at the slightest bit of trouble and calling people who don't support their utopian dream cowards? If I were to be a revolutionary I'd rather die fighting for what I believe in than running at the slightest bit of trouble.
they aren't even clever

You can start a movement by promising your followers lofty goals at first, being peaceful, organized and productive, if people see how members of your movement behave and hear about their goals for Nigerians, it will gather momentum but arrange plans in place for a grand scheme that will lead to a revolution, you can't begin by suggesting it

Malcolm x, Martin Luther king, all used words to fight oppression, the only way to defeat authority greater than you is with the truth, threats will only make them neutralize you early

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Segedinho(m): 7:28am On Jul 20, 2021
izzou:


All of them were never agitators in the first place.

Kanu's family is the faraway UK. He doesn't want them to be killed by the Nigerian government, but we can't count the number of innocent lives that have believed him and died. Those dead ones are the real agitators.

Igboho was planning to travel out. Which kind agitator be that?
I think they were.
Kanu was actually in Nigeria b4 the barbarism from the FG.

He understands Nigerians will forget abt him after he is killed.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by TheLequte: 7:33am On Jul 20, 2021
donstan18:
https://twitter.com/ldnfootbali/status/1417089484575883267?s=21

Mikel!! cheesy

This was the first tweet under that video. Go figure.

Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Havertz10: 7:39am On Jul 20, 2021
hensben:
God didn’t ask you to give Him money. “God love a cheerful giver” is for your own good and soul fulfillment. Giving cheerfully should be a life style for every individual, not necessarily you must give in thee church.
make I hear word, man created money, it's our idea, we are the ones that agreed that a paper with certain security features should be used to transact and enable exchanges of goods and services among ourselves

Is god also interested in other manly creations and wants a piece of it? He created everything, why is he so interested in an insignificant paper that is only valuable on a tiny blue marble floating in space

Philanthropy is a noble idea but it depends on how it's done, if you give to people anonymously that is the best form of giving

If you do Bill Gates style, it's manipulative

If churches were spending 99% of their income on charitable causes, I will donate self, at least someone stays in school

But most spend less than 15% on such causes and when they do, it's done in such a grand way that it's presented as if he is gifting people his personal money, they will often brag that they have businesses but still use the same mouth to manipulate people into giving them more money

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Sulele04(m): 8:16am On Jul 20, 2021
Amoto94:
Reports have it that Sunday Igboho have been arrested in Benin Republic enroute to Germany. Maybe his juju failed him this time around. cc: Raumdeuter, ShadowCracker, Segedinho
shockedshocked
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by SirAce: 8:21am On Jul 20, 2021
If Eve was an after thought why was Adam created with penis and testicles? Abi God do another surgery on Adam after he created Eve undecided
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by BlueMann: 8:27am On Jul 20, 2021
TheLequte:


This was the first tweet under that video. Go figure.

All gibberish.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by hensben(m): 8:40am On Jul 20, 2021
Havertz10:
make I hear word, man created money, it's our idea, we are the ones that agreed that a paper with certain security features should be used to transact and enable exchanges of goods and services among ourselves

Is god also interested in other manly creations and wants a piece of it? He created everything, why is he so interested in an insignificant paper that is only valuable on a tiny blue marble floating in space

Philanthropy is a noble idea but it depends on how it's done, if you give to people anonymously that is the best form of giving

If you do Bill Gates style, it's manipulative

If churches were spending 99% of their income on charitable causes, I will donate self, at least someone stays in school

But most spend less than 15% on such causes and when they do, it's done in such a grand way that it's presented as if he is gifting people his personal money, they will often brag that they have businesses but still use the same mouth to manipulate people into giving them more money

Baba I’m not defending pastors. Giving doesn’t mean it must be money, just give cheerfully it’s what God love. In the Bible people gave with agricultural produce and money was in existence then. Nigerian pastors are the ones that have issues here by coercing people to give money via seed, tithe and first fruit, those are Old Testament practice. Abraham gave to mekzedek just once from war spoils. Our pastors defend their money hungry nature with solomon who was a king, why not follow the foot step of Christ and His disciples.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by CAPdan21(m): 8:41am On Jul 20, 2021
donstan18:

Not bragging, but I know more about Christianity more than you do. cheesy
U know nothing..the act did not happen in a vacuum..if u read that passage you would know that it was his wicked intention for pulling out was why he was killed by God

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by swiz123(m): 8:47am On Jul 20, 2021
Amoto94:

My concern is why are all these Che Guevara wannabes running away at the slightest bit of trouble and calling people who don't support their utopian dream cowards? If I were to be a revolutionary I'd rather die fighting for what I believe in than running at the slightest bit of trouble.

The murder or arrest of a revolutionist would fuel even more their Idea. Just like the initial arrest of NK brought about the fiery IPOB we know today.

But on a personal level, no one will see blazing AK 47s, RPGs, hand grenades etc and stand to be killed. Let's be fair; survival is a primal instinct
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by swiz123(m): 8:52am On Jul 20, 2021
Segedinho:

Nigeria gov first instinct is to kill any agitator

And brand them a terrorist with fake proofs.

Nigerian first instinct is to shout n wail on d internet after such act.

Then find a reason to blv the FG.then forget abt what you were fighting for by looking for a possible solutions to the next distraction/challenges that will be dished out by the FG.

This has been a normal routine

Dem go use breast and nyash for BBN forget your supposed legend grin
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Ibime(m): 9:19am On Jul 20, 2021
pamcode:
Just seeing the sigurdsson news. What a shame. His career and marriage just took a heavy hit if he is indicted.

Was that Sigurdsson?

Wahala be like bicycle

I was thinking it would be one of the Burnley players sef
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by OJURONGBE1(m): 9:21am On Jul 20, 2021
Havertz10:
faith is the first clue of the scam, believing in something against your own sense of reasonings, abandoning common sense cheesy

Faith is the biggest scam, you can have faith in anything and it will be as effective as god

Start praying to a random tree he will attend to your demands at the same rate

Probability is difficult to grasp na why una still dey go church

Nothing in your life works on faith, faith can't put fuel in your car but jesus said that faith as little as a seed can move a mountain, jesus was a known scammer, ask any Israelite


Faith as huge as the entire universe multiplied by a sextilion can't move a grain of sand cheesy



Hebrew 11:1. I have seen this thing work in the lives of my family. In Christianity, it is the attitude of love granted by God himself.
I'm from a Christian background but my mom, who got converted to Christianity after marriage, makes all the religious efforts. My Dad was & is still a liberal Christian. He goes to church at his own volition. Mingled with people of different religious background, inspite of all this, he is a very good man. He never burden anyone with religion. He's more humanist than religious (his mantra has always been to care for the less privileged around you, live your life, have fun, be a family person and pray to your God in your quiet time).
When my mother fell sick in 2013, i watched this man go down on his knees after several attempts by the doctors to plead for God's mercy to save her life. "God, we have tried everything within our power to save my wife's life, but none seem to work. We lay her at your throne of grace to revive her. Give her a second chance at Life. I can't take care of these boys on my own". Those were my his words on his knees, beside his ailing wife's bed, praying with tears in his eyes".
One of the consultant from Lagos who performed the 5th surgery on her stomach, had told us to prepare for the worse. He was the one who broke the news of her recovery the next day. That man still call my mother 'A Miracle till date'
Need i tell you, my mother who looked a broom stick after 5 different surgeries on her stomach, has not visited the hospital in 8years, except for her yearly dental care.
Her recovery strengthened my believe. It made me appreciate deeper religious efforts.
Faith is a grace, a supernatural gift from the most high.
If you want to be your atheist, be it, but don't shove it down our throat. I'm a Christian, i sin not because i desire it but the flesh is still in me (Romans 7:14-24) but i am saved by his grace and i am not ashamed to defend my faith.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by airmark(m): 9:25am On Jul 20, 2021
izzou:


All of them were never agitators in the first place.

Kanu's family is the faraway UK. He doesn't want them to be killed by the Nigerian government, but we can't count the number of innocent lives that have believed him and died. Those dead ones are the real agitators.

Igboho was planning to travel out. Which kind agitator be that?

So if you are an agitator you must not travel out again right? Didn't he travel out before and he still came back?

Do you know the reason he was allegedly travelling out?
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by swiz123(m): 9:26am On Jul 20, 2021
Havertz10 I once told you about something I witnessed. I will tell this story more succinctly because I need a logical explanation for this...

Some years ago, I was told that one Akwa Ibom boy hears voices from his god and that if I write something on a piece of paper and fold it, he can tell me what I wrote on the paper without opening it. I am a very rational person so I laughed it off. To make them see their own stupidity, I offered to give the guy 10k if he does it in my presence.

Well, two days later, precisely on a Sunday morning they brought the boy. I went inside, wrote 10 things in a sheet of paper and folded them roughly and brought it outside. I remember writing things like:

1. Lewandowski
2. The prince of Edinburgh
3. De Bruyne
4. Nigeria is still a slave of their own independence
5. Kemi Olunloye has diarrhea of the mouth

Forgotten the rest... The boy did some incantations and some funny dances and took one of the folded paper, chewed it and spat it out. I held with me 9 pieces. I brought out the 1 one, he closed his eyes and touched it... After meditating for like 10 seconds he would say exactly what was on the sheet. I would open it to confirm. Note that I had my eyes on him and the paper was folded beyond recognition. ( Don't blame me, my money was on the line grin)..

This guy didn't even give me a chance to argue because those ones he couldn't pronounce, he would spell them correctly. Cos at a point, I was praying he would mispronounce words Edinburgh, lewandowski, De Bruyne or even diarrhea.

He crowned it by also saying what I wrote in the one he spat out. I didn't bother checking cos I knew he got it correctly..

Ever since then, I have been looking for logical ways to explain how that boy did that thing. The more I try, the more ridiculous I would sound.

So bro, I want to believe this is a mere parlor trick but I would like you to help give me a logical explanation why that happened. Cos I have failed

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by BlueAngel444: 9:32am On Jul 20, 2021
swiz123:
Havertz10 I once told you about something I witnessed. I will tell this story more succinctly because I need a logical explanation for this...

Some years ago, I was told that one Akwa Ibom boy hears voices from his god and that if I write something on a piece of paper and fold it, he can tell me what I wrote on the paper without opening it. I am a very rational person so I laughed it off. To make them see their own stupidity, I offered to give the guy 10k if he does it in my presence.

Well, two days later, precisely on a Sunday morning they brought the boy. I went inside, wrote 10 things in a sheet of paper and folded them roughly and brought it outside. I remember writing things like:

1. Lewandowski
2. The prince of Edinburgh
3. De Bruyne
4. Nigeria is still a slave of their own independence
5. Kemi Olunloye has diarrhea of the mouth

Forgotten the rest... The boy did some incantations and some funny dances and took one of the folded paper, chewed it and spat it out. I held with me 9 pieces. I brought out the 1 one, he closed his eyes and touched it... After meditating for like 10 seconds he would say exactly what was on the sheet. I would open it to confirm. Note that I had my eyes on him and the paper was folded beyond recognition. ( Don't blame me, my money was on the line grin)..

This guy didn't even give me a chance to argue because those ones he couldn't pronounce, he would spell them correctly. Cos at a point, I was praying he would mispronounce words Edinburgh, lewandowski, De Bruyne or even diarrhea.

He crowned it by also saying what I wrote in the one he spat out. I didn't bother checking cos I knew he got it correctly..

Ever since then, I have been looking for logical ways to explain how that boy did that thing. The more I try, the more ridiculous I would sound.

So bro, I want to believe this is a mere parlor trick but I would like you to help give me a logical explanation why that happened. Cos I have failed
Spirits talk few listen
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Jodera: 9:34am On Jul 20, 2021
donstan18:

Adam fvcked Eve.


Forget those apple stories.
If really Adam did that, then are you saying Eve first did it with the snake First?

Cos Eve first ate "the fruit" when the serpent convinced her before giving "some" to Adam.

What is that "some" also?
Na short time? grin grin grin
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Ibukzy: 9:38am On Jul 20, 2021
Eve ain't the first partner of Adam
SirAce:
If Eve was an after thought why was Adam created with penis and testicles? Abi God do another surgery on Adam after he created Eve undecided
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by hensben(m): 9:40am On Jul 20, 2021
Havertz10:
faith is the first clue of the scam, believing in something against your own sense of reasonings, abandoning common sense cheesy

Faith is the biggest scam, you can have faith in anything and it will be as effective as god

Start praying to a random tree he will attend to your demands at the same rate

Probability is difficult to grasp na why una still dey go church

Nothing in your life works on faith, faith can't put fuel in your car but jesus said that faith as little as a seed can move a mountain, jesus was a known scammer, ask any Israelite


Faith as huge as the entire universe multiplied by a sextilion can't move a grain of sand cheesy


You are using how pastors in Nigeria operate Christianity to belittle Christ and scriptures. Are you aware christianity started in Africa, Ethiopia precisely before Constantine made it official religion in Roman Empire. Christianity is light and should be a personal relationship with God through Christ. Nigeria pastors uses their emotion to interpret the scripture to their congregation which translate to manipulation and stir up fear because of their personal gain. You don’t use scripture to superimpose your dominance and emotion on the people. We are all man of God, it’s just for you to activate the Godliness inside you. Are you aware it is a sin to be calling these men of God my spiritual father but Nigeria pastors enjoy these things. Matthew 23:9 And do not call anyone on earth ‘father,’ for you have one Father, and he is in heaven. How do you activate your Godliness; by studying scriptures, by being prayerful and try as much as possible to abstain from sin. We should serve God because we love Him not because of what we want from Him by seeking for miracle, going from church to church. Seek ye first thy kingdom of God and every other thing will be added unto you.

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