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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Greatihex(m): 9:41am On Jul 20, 2021
swiz123:
Havertz10 I once told you about something I witnessed. I will tell this story more succinctly because I need a logical explanation for this...

Some years ago, I was told that one Akwa Ibom boy hears voices from his god and that if I write something on a piece of paper and fold it, he can tell me what I wrote on the paper without opening it. I am a very rational person so I laughed it off. To make them see their own stupidity, I offered to give the guy 10k if he does it in my presence.

Well, two days later, precisely on a Sunday morning they brought the boy. I went inside, wrote 10 things in a sheet of paper and folded them roughly and brought it outside. I remember writing things like:

1. Lewandowski
2. The prince of Edinburgh
3. De Bruyne
4. Nigeria is still a slave of their own independence
5. Kemi Olunloye has diarrhea of the mouth

Forgotten the rest... The boy did some incantations and some funny dances and took one of the folded paper, chewed it and spat it out. I held with me 9 pieces. I brought out the 1 one, he closed his eyes and touched it... After meditating for like 10 seconds he would say exactly what was on the sheet. I would open it to confirm. Note that I had my eyes on him and the paper was folded beyond recognition. ( Don't blame me, my money was on the line grin)..

This guy didn't even give me a chance to argue because those ones he couldn't pronounce, he would spell them correctly. Cos at a point, I was praying he would mispronounce words Edinburgh, lewandowski, De Bruyne or even diarrhea.

He crowned it by also saying what I wrote in the one he spat out. I didn't bother checking cos I knew he got it correctly..

Ever since then, I have been looking for logical ways to explain how that boy did that thing. The more I try, the more ridiculous I would sound.

So bro, I want to believe this is a mere parlor trick but I would like you to help give me a logical explanation why that happened. Cos I have failed
Donjazet, nihilistjnr, raumdeuter and Otematum will have a good explanation. Trust me.

If there is no explanation, your story is a lie. It can't be true.
You are just lieing.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by SirAce: 9:44am On Jul 20, 2021
Ibukzy:
Eve ain't the first partner of Adam
Do u av proof?
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by 96forever: 9:45am On Jul 20, 2021
People here really think Jazz don’t exist? But believe the virgin birth trash that the slave masters sold to them lololololololololololol.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by airmark(m): 9:51am On Jul 20, 2021
96forever:
People here really think Jazz don’t exist? But believe the virgin birth trash that the slave masters sold to them lololololololololololol.


They are pretenders. See one of them below.

raumdeuter:


And like you said who doesnt know magun, who doesnt know rope and strangle?
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Jodera: 9:52am On Jul 20, 2021
SirAce:

Do u av proof?
He will tell you Adam's first partner is Lilith ..
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by hensben(m): 9:52am On Jul 20, 2021
Greatihex:
Donjazet, nihilistjnr, raumdeuter and Otematum will have a good explanation. Trust me.

If there is no explanation, your story is a lie. It can't be true.
You are just lieing.
Ive seen someone ate razor blade in my present when I visited Nigeria. He chow like 3 or 2 blades that day and downloaded it them with water. Bro jazz exist. If you believe good and bad exist why doubt jazz existence.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by donstan18: 9:52am On Jul 20, 2021
CAPdan21:

U know nothing..the act did not happen in a vacuum..if u read that passage you would know that it was his wicked intention for pulling out was why he was killed by God
Someone didn’t want to cum and watch it flow like a boss and God killed him.

No dey bobo me with bible.

Lockup!!
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Havertz10: 9:55am On Jul 20, 2021
swiz123:
Havertz10 I once told you about something I witnessed. I will tell this story more succinctly because I need a logical explanation for this...

Some years ago, I was told that one Akwa Ibom boy hears voices from his god and that if I write something on a piece of paper and fold it, he can tell me what I wrote on the paper without opening it. I am a very rational person so I laughed it off. To make them see their own stupidity, I offered to give the guy 10k if he does it in my presence.

Well, two days later, precisely on a Sunday morning they brought the boy. I went inside, wrote 10 things in a sheet of paper and folded them roughly and brought it outside. I remember writing things like:

1. Lewandowski
2. The prince of Edinburgh
3. De Bruyne
4. Nigeria is still a slave of their own independence
5. Kemi Olunloye has diarrhea of the mouth

Forgotten the rest... The boy did some incantations and some funny dances and took one of the folded paper, chewed it and spat it out. I held with me 9 pieces. I brought out the 1 one, he closed his eyes and touched it... After meditating for like 10 seconds he would say exactly what was on the sheet. I would open it to confirm. Note that I had my eyes on him and the paper was folded beyond recognition. ( Don't blame me, my money was on the line grin)..

This guy didn't even give me a chance to argue because those ones he couldn't pronounce, he would spell them correctly. Cos at a point, I was praying he would mispronounce words Edinburgh, lewandowski, De Bruyne or even diarrhea.

He crowned it by also saying what I wrote in the one he spat out. I didn't bother checking cos I knew he got it correctly..

Ever since then, I have been looking for logical ways to explain how that boy did that thing. The more I try, the more ridiculous I would sound.

So bro, I want to believe this is a mere parlor trick but I would like you to help give me a logical explanation why that happened. Cos I have failed
People have been claiming connections to various realms for centuries, christianity is built like that self, a man in an alternate reality, sent his son that was also him to come and die symbolically for other people so that he can forgive them for sins that offend him, he killed himself so he can use himself as a reason to forgive people cheesy Early adopters of religion were good schemers, all a scam to create guilt and debtitude in people

To your question, first person evidence is usually flawed, I can't make conclusions based on your viewpoint, you claim to be rational but someone that has a power that can make him a billionaire in a week, is collecting 10k from you to prove a trick to you

You really think that if he was capable of such skills, he would be on the streets performing parlor tricks for money?

Where is your rationality brother?

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by 96forever: 9:55am On Jul 20, 2021
swiz123:
Havertz10
Ever since then, I have been looking for logical ways to explain how that boy did that thing. The more I try, the more ridiculous I would sound.

So bro, I want to believe this is a mere parlor trick but I would like you to help give me a logical explanation why that happened. Cos I have failed
Bro this juju sh!t works, they are certain cult boys around my area where I used to live that possessed some kind of ring they got from a certain juju man, if they give you slap with that ring you will begin to eat sand instantly lol.

So they were reported to the community council in the area and the boy who used it was summoned.

One of the community guys collected the ring from the cult boy, He wore it and slapped a friend of his to see if it was true and the friend started eaten sand right there man.

They are also some small boys doing yahoo that can’t even spell their names properly yet are cashing out and using high end gadgets and top shelf designer cloths. 15 and 16 year olds man, this boys didn’t even finish secondary school education, the rumor is that a juju man is doing juju for them.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by donstan18: 9:58am On Jul 20, 2021
TheLequte:


This was the first tweet under that video. Go figure.
Check the replies to the tweet.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Greatihex(m): 9:59am On Jul 20, 2021
Amoto94:
Reports have it that Sunday Igboho have been arrested in Benin Republic enroute to Germany. Maybe his juju failed him this time around. cc: Raumdeuter, ShadowCracker, Segedinho
while the Northern "business men" continue to shoot down fighter jets unchallenged. grin grin

Intellectuals grin
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by donstan18: 9:59am On Jul 20, 2021
Jodera:
Was it because of the action or because of his intention God killed him?
Action.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Havertz10: 10:01am On Jul 20, 2021
hensben:
Ive seen someone ate razor blade in my present when I visited Nigeria. He chow like 3 or 2 blades that day and downloaded it them with water. Bro jazz exist. If you believe good and bad exist why doubt jazz existence.
good or bad is abstract, we all agree on what's good or bad, if marrying less than 15 is common it's good, if there are reasons why it's bad, it becomes bad

Killing as a soldier to defend your country is honourable but killing under any other instance is bad, when we want to take advantage of people we are very flexible with what bad means, same way we are very rigid with what good means when we want to control people

Can't you see how fake the whole thing is
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by 96forever: 10:06am On Jul 20, 2021
Havertz10:
People have been claiming connections to various realms for centuries, christianity is built like that self, a man in an alternate reality, sent his son that was also him to come and die symbolically for other people so that he can forgive them for sins that offend him, he killed himself so he can use himself as a reason to forgive people cheesy Early adopters of religion were good schemers, all a scam to create guilt and debtitude in people

To your question, first person evidence is usually flawed, I can't make conclusions based on your viewpoint, you claim to be rational but someone that has a power that can make him a billionaire in a week, is collecting 10k from you to prove a trick to you

You really think that if he was capable of such skills, he would be on the streets performing parlor tricks for money?

Where is your rationality brother?
I love the way you argue, though I’m not a fan of some.. but overall you come out as a well educated person.

Bro this juju shiit works though, And I’m someone who doesn’t believe shiit till I see it with my eyes.

According to some people, the juju shiit have limitations, that’s why the juju men don’t have money and they don’t showcase their jazz to the public.

An acquaintance has shown me one of the juju man that does juju for those small small yahoo boys that are cashing out, and I’ll be visiting the jazz man this week, me seff wan see wether na true.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Greatihex(m): 10:06am On Jul 20, 2021
Havertz10:
People have been claiming connections to various realms for centuries, christianity is built like that self, a man in an alternate reality, sent his son that was also him to come and die symbolically for other people so that he can forgive them for sins that offend him, he killed himself so he can use himself as a reason to forgive people cheesy Early adopters of religion were good schemers, all a scam to create guilt and debtitude in people

To your question, first person evidence is usually flawed, I can't make conclusions based on your viewpoint, you claim to be rational but someone that has a power that can make him a billionaire in a week, is collecting 10k from you to prove a trick to you

You really think that if he was capable of such skills, he would be on the streets performing parlor tricks for money?

Where is your rationality brother?
swiz123, I no tell you? You no see? This man just confirmed that you don't have sense, and can't reason properly, if not you should have known that you were hallucinating.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Havertz10: 10:07am On Jul 20, 2021
96forever:
Bro this juju sh!t works, they are certain cult boys around my area where I used to live that possessed some kind of ring they got from a certain juju man, if they give you slap with that ring you will begin to eat sand instantly lol.

So they were reported to the community council in the area and the boy who used it was summoned.

One of the community guys collected the ring from the cult boy, He wore it and slapped a friend of his to see if it was true and the friend started eaten sand right there man.

They are also some small boys doing yahoo that can’t even spell their names properly yet are cashing out and using high end gadgets and top shelf designer cloths. 15 and 16 year olds man, this boys didn’t even finish secondary school education, the rumor is that a juju man is doing juju for them.
juju only works in stories, nobody used their phones to video this, abi their batteries were dead?

it's really sad that in the 21th century people still believe in things like this and go to church fighting against enemies that they don't have

Una just dey make the country more uninhabitable for una children to come, foolishness is wokeness

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Greatihex(m): 10:09am On Jul 20, 2021
96forever:
I love the way you argue, though I’m not a fan of some.. but overall you come out as a well educated person.

Bro this juju shiit works though, And I’m someone who doesn’t believe shiit till I see it with my eyes.

According to some people, the juju shiit have limitations, that’s why the juju men don’t have money and they don’t showcase their jazz to the public.

An acquaintance has shown me one of the juju man that does juju for those small small yahoo boys that are cashing out, and I’ll be visiting the jazz man this week, me seff wan see wether na true.
airmark, come and see people that are ready to test juju efficacy. He wants to go himself and confirm. New hushpuppi in the making.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by 96forever: 10:09am On Jul 20, 2021
airmark:


They are pretenders. See one of them below.

that guy is also a reasonable guy, and if I’m not mistaken he’s from ogbomosho no?

Man shouldn’t be doubting this if he really lived in that area, abi na Ajebutter wey them no the allow go outside?

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Havertz10: 10:12am On Jul 20, 2021
96forever:
I love the way you argue, though I’m not a fan of some.. but overall you come out as a well educated person.

Bro this juju shiit works though, And I’m someone who doesn’t believe shiit till I see it with my eyes.

According to some people, the juju shiit have limitations, that’s why the juju men don’t have money and they don’t showcase their jazz to the public.

An acquaintance has shown me one of the juju man that does juju for those small small yahoo boys that are cashing out, and I’ll be visiting the jazz man this week, me seff wan see wether na true.
please make a video and share

Some of us are stupid cheesy

He should do legit things, I don't understand why juju is always used to do stupid things, if they were relocating houses or companies, the whole world will bow to them but it's always stupid things like swallowing razor, What's the plan exactly? The juju made your throat metallic

So what's next?

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by donstan18: 10:14am On Jul 20, 2021
Jodera:
If really Adam did that, then are you saying Eve first did it with the snake First?

Cos Eve first ate "the fruit" when the serpent convinced her before giving "some" to Adam.

What is that "some" also?
Na short time? grin grin grin
Can you imagine... grin
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by 96forever: 10:18am On Jul 20, 2021
Havertz10:
please make a video and share

Some of us are stupid cheesy

He should do legit things, I don't understand why juju is always used to do stupid things, if they were relocating houses or companies, the whole world will bow to them but it's always stupid things like swallowing razor? What's the plan exactly? The juju made your throat metallic

So what's next?
lol No be Odeshi me wan enquire about oh. Na how to be wealthy like Elon musk grin
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Segedinho(m): 10:23am On Jul 20, 2021
swiz123:


Dem go use breast and nyash for BBN forget your supposed legend grin
Na so o

U think people like lie Muhammad and co are dumb..

The have studied Nigerians,their reactions and the best possible outcome..

They can boldly tell u that snake swallowed millions of Naira them watch graphic designers bringing up memes just to ridicule the right thing to do.

Next,you will hear subsidy and everyone will be shouting fuel price upadan as a result forget d snake and d money saga...

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by seankafor(m): 10:24am On Jul 20, 2021
hensben:
Ive seen someone ate razor blade in my present when I visited Nigeria. He chow like 3 or 2 blades that day and downloaded it them with water. Bro jazz exist. If you believe good and bad exist why doubt jazz existence.
jazz na tricks bro..

See this jazz tricks unraveled...thank me later kiss



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBM8_A1QFII

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Amoto94(m): 10:26am On Jul 20, 2021
Greatihex:
while the Northern "business men" continue to shoot down fighter jets unchallenged. grin grin

Intellectuals grin
You are too intelligent to be using this cheap sarcasm to make a nonexistent point. To you the bandits are going about their business unchallenged? This is a lie you keep telling yourself in consolation, there are several airstrikes carried out against bandits in NW, NC forests, so what you're saying what you don't know and mischievous at that.
About 2wks a man was kidnapped in the street I grew up in before the kidnappers left, residents engaged them in a gun duel alongside vigilantes but the kidnappers overpowered them and ended up killing a person and taking away the man they kidnapped. It is an insult to those who have lost their lives in some of the operations against bandits for you to assert that bandits are pampered.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by hensben(m): 10:27am On Jul 20, 2021
Havertz10:
good or bad is abstract, we all agree on what's good or bad, if marrying less than 15 is common it's good, if there are reasons why it's bad, it becomes bad

Killing as a soldier to defend your country is honourable but killing under any other instance is bad, when we want to take advantage of people we are very flexible with what bad means, same way we are very rigid with what good means when we want to control people

Can't you see how fake the whole thing is
Its not fake, life is about personal conviction. But by standard we all know what is good or bad. eVery good thing has duplicate. We have nature and then man made/artificial opposed it, we have God and then Satan opposed Him, we have wisdom which is from God/nature knowledge operate on it behalf on earth to different good from bad after knowing them. Our first enemy is not our neighbor but our flesh which we carry.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by seankafor(m): 10:27am On Jul 20, 2021
Our society is so backward that people credit what they don't understand jazz abi JuJu

I'm this generation, of you re a young rich guy, pray make person nondie for your family.. otherwise na you kill am..

Even pastors sef no dey help matters...

The kind of things I don experience of recent makes me think the kind of orientations people have..

So sickening to be honest..
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by hensben(m): 10:31am On Jul 20, 2021
seankafor:
jazz na tricks bro..

See this jazz tricks unraveled...thank me later kiss



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBM8_A1QFII
Im telling you someone ate blade in my present.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Jodera: 10:32am On Jul 20, 2021
donstan18:

Action.
No... It wasn't the action but the wicked intention he had that made God to kill him
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by seankafor(m): 10:32am On Jul 20, 2021
hensben:
Im telling you someone ate blade in my present.
that blade fit be carbon copy or paper blade bro..
Watch that video and see all the tricks unraveled
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by donstan18: 10:33am On Jul 20, 2021
Jodera:
No... It wasn't the action but the wicked intention he had that made God to kill him
How did God know his intention?
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Havertz10: 10:35am On Jul 20, 2021
96forever:
lol No be Odeshi me wan enquire about oh. Na how to be wealthy like Elon musk grin
you don't need juju, if you want to make money right now, all you need is to do, is to optimize your earnings

If you have a business, like a restaurant, you can be buying meat that cost 300k a month, that's normal and convenient for you

But it's not, you can get a full cow for 250k, or buy a calf for less and pay someone to keep till it's big enough to slaughter, you get more meat, access to more parts of cow and your customers get more meat for their money, you will slowly gain market advantage over your rivals


You will save millions a year, making that small change

Can even be you personally, your salary, how do you spend it, can find flaws in your expenditure that can be readjusted to increase your savings, I used to buy things small small, but i quickly learnt that buying bulk if you can afford it, is very smart, you save alot long term and you can gain long term especially with products that have long shelve life

Find paths that can lead to growth for you and follow them, everything has to be planned and budgeted for, even miscellaneous

it's what companies like mckinsey do for american companies, full scale optimization, you will save millions, there is no business too small and none too big

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by hensben(m): 10:35am On Jul 20, 2021
seankafor:
that blade fit be carbon copy or paper blade bro..
Watch that video and see all the tricks unraveled
Sane blade he opened in my present and gave me to touch.

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