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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Sulele04(m): 11:39am On Jul 20, 2021
4ckTOT0:
I made sure he got arrested. Sulele04 is an armed robber
I have robbed you of your sanity, Martins the low-life. cheesy
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nobody: 11:41am On Jul 20, 2021
donstan18:

You assume that God exist, you have no proof.

Is it safe to say you are using the lowest cader of Knowledge?
I said nothing of such so far, I'm rather following your line of argument.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by donstan18: 11:42am On Jul 20, 2021
handelex:
I said nothing of such so far, I'm rather following your line of argument.
Do you have proof that God exist? cheesy
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Jodera: 11:42am On Jul 20, 2021
donstan18:

Let’s leave what the Bible recorded and judge with results, that will benefit us both.

In the Garden of Eden, they had no child, they fvcked, God chased them out and they now birthed.

If they had sex knowledge prior to the “Disobedient”, why didn’t they birth in the Garden of Eden?
Lol... You see say you don hook.

If I tell you were they Fvcked now, you'll refer me back to the bible of how they ate fruit.

If I refer you back to the bible of how they had intercourse (and Eve got pregnant) you'll say let's leave Bible.

I see you as someone who take Adam as one Dundee who's like a robot until he ate that fruit.

I don't know why we need rack our brains in order to solve issues, instead of just having sex and be smart, since according to you, na sex be Eye-opener grin

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Emmynator(m): 11:46am On Jul 20, 2021
swiz123:
Sunday Igboho has been arrested by security operatives in Cotonou. Not trolling but I am tempted to ask why he didn't disappear
ShadowCracker, sulele04 in the mud. grin grin
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by swiz123(m): 11:46am On Jul 20, 2021
handelex:
Yet you believe in him... that's not very logical or scientific of you now is it?

It's safe to say then you believe his existence by faith, so you have faith in God you can't prove his existence. Nice to know bro.

He believes out of fear not faith... He no wan make thunder fire him blockos grin grin grin
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by 4ckTOT0: 11:49am On Jul 20, 2021
Sulele04:

I have robbed you of your sanity, Martins the low-life. cheesy
good to have ur reply. U can never a good me on Nairaland. The mistake u made was quoting me that day. I will follow u till u either change your identity or die
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Emmynator(m): 11:49am On Jul 20, 2021
Amoto94:

My concern is why are all these Che Guevara wannabes running away at the slightest bit of trouble and calling people who don't support their utopian dream cowards? If I were to be a revolutionary I'd rather die fighting for what I believe in than running at the slightest bit of trouble.

Lmaooo, nobody wan die na, MNK run comot still dey ginger people to sacrifice themselves, dey challenge government to send 100 soldiers, lol.

I pity people wey dey sacrifice themselves for people wey no fit risk their own lives.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Havertz10: 11:52am On Jul 20, 2021
Jodera:
but you still haven't answered my Question I asked you at first. Lemme repeat

When God told Adam and Eve to be fruitful and multiply (which happened before the disobedience), what way were they to be fruitful and multiply if not intercourse?
If you know any other way, do tell me
if adam and eve had sex, if you calculate how many children a woman can have, number of years she can produce and by mortality rate at such times and add her children too and multiply, you wouldn't get to the current figure of the worlds population in 10,000 years self


The entire bible annoys me deeply, it's premise is so stupid, everything was made in 6 days angry

I wonder why he needed time, he could do it in an instant, why does his choices coincide with a system of timing that we have chosen to build our civilization around

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by popizaino(m): 11:52am On Jul 20, 2021
donstan18:
https://twitter.com/ldnfootbali/status/1417089484575883267?s=21

Mikel!! cheesy


This is just one of the few of his numerous brilliant moments at Chelsea that most who underrated him never took note. Nigerian Micheal carrick that was unfortunate with his first manager in Europe.
Anyway, he is by Far the best player to ever put on the green white green Jersey. I will choose him one million times over Jorginho.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by donstan18: 11:52am On Jul 20, 2021
Jodera:
Lol... You see say you don hook.

If I tell you were they Fvcked now, you'll refer me back to the bible of how they ate fruit.

If I refer you back to the bible of how they had intercourse (and Eve got pregnant) you'll say let's leave Bible.

I see you as someone who take Adam as one Dundee who's like a robot until he ate that fruit.

I don't know why we need rack our brains in order to solve issues, instead of just having sex and be smart, since according to you, na sex be Eye-opener grin
He was actually a Dundee, no creativity or productivity throughout his stay in the Garden of Eden.

Sex is an eye opener, any spiritual person will agree to this. I never said sex makes one smart or technology guru.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nobody: 11:53am On Jul 20, 2021
donstan18:

I earlier said I believe God by faith, nothing new.

Nobody alive can prove the existence of God, no Christian can prove that, Na just faith everybody take believe am, no dey act different.
Since you believe by faith, you don't need to judge those who seem to be operating on a higher level of faith. Where your faith stops another's faith starts or continues.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nobody: 11:55am On Jul 20, 2021
donstan18:

Do you have proof that God exist? cheesy
Are you asking as a Christian or an atheist cheesy
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by popizaino(m): 11:55am On Jul 20, 2021
TheLequte:


This was the first tweet under that video. Go figure.


The idiot is a fool that watches football with his back facing the TV. Imagine watching this clip against Bayern and still coming to cap nonsense. Some people are like man-made gods,they have eyes but cannot see.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nobody: 11:56am On Jul 20, 2021
swiz123:


He believes out of fear not faith... He no wan make thunder fire him blockos grin grin grin
Oh I see grin
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by afrodoc2: 12:03pm On Jul 20, 2021
Jodera:
Lol.. grin grin

Anyways, why I asked those questions was to dispute the claim that it was "s^x" the fruit represent. It's not s^x, just a tree fruit that has its consequences if eaten.


Eve was a freak. She likely allowed the devil to fire her ingboitus. She now taught Adam bad things and the guy stopped attending Sunday service. cheesy

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Sulele04(m): 12:06pm On Jul 20, 2021
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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nobody: 12:07pm On Jul 20, 2021
Jodera:
Lol... You see say you don hook.

If I tell you were they Fvcked now, you'll refer me back to the bible of how they ate fruit.

If I refer you back to the bible of how they had intercourse (and Eve got pregnant) you'll say let's leave Bible.

I see you as someone who take Adam as one Dundee who's like a robot until he ate that fruit.

I don't know why we need rack our brains in order to solve issues, instead of just having sex and be smart, since according to you, na sex be Eye-opener grin
cheesy cheesy cheesy
E dey clear eyes bro.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by afrodoc2: 12:08pm On Jul 20, 2021
Neobulletzz:

Baba speak good English na, which one be someone ate blade in my present, you talk am the first time I think say na mistake, you still dey talk am the second time abi you no sabi spell “presence”

English is not his first language.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by 4ckTOT0: 12:08pm On Jul 20, 2021
Sulele04:

Thunder fire your mama rotten toto.
lalasticala and myndd44 oooooooooooo come and ban this trolllllllllll oooooooooooooooo
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Havertz10: 12:11pm On Jul 20, 2021
handelex:
Since you believe by faith, you don't need to judge those who seem to be operating on a higher level of faith. Where your faith stops another's faith starts or continues.
meaning where your mumu stops another begins cheesy

Human beings will normally stop trying when something doesn't work but religion lures you with the promise of paradise and everlasting life with your loved ones

All it needs from you is its share of your earnings and complete devotion from you and your innocent children to the most lenient god that has ever existed, he can forgive a billion times, very understandable guy

All you need to do is ask, no matter your sin, heaven is yours, una go sin, fuckkkk and do all sorts hoping that you can ask for forgiveness before you die and still make heaven

But for that plan to work, you have to at least maintain your believe in something that isn't real, Pascal's wager is the final catch, it's better to die believing and you go to heaven than die doubting and going to hell

it's an easy bargain deal for dumb people cheesy
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by donstan18: 12:15pm On Jul 20, 2021
handelex:
Are you asking as a Christian or an atheist cheesy
Does it matter?

Just answer the simple question. cheesy
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by donstan18: 12:16pm On Jul 20, 2021
handelex:
Since you believe by faith, you don't need to judge those who seem to be operating on a higher level of faith. Where your faith stops another's faith starts or continues.
All faith Na faith.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Trevor012(m): 12:16pm On Jul 20, 2021
Havertz10:
if adam and eve had sex, if you calculate how many children a woman can have, number of years she can produce and by mortality rate at such times and add her children too and multiply, you wouldn't get to the current figure of the worlds population in 10,000 years self


The entire bible annoys me deeply, it's premise is so stupid, everything was made in 6 days angry

I wonder why he needed time, he could do it in an instant, why does his choices coincide with a system of timing that we have chosen to build our civilization around

it's been 2021 years since the death of jesus, christian madness is the origin point of our calendar, add the 6 days of work method god used and you can see how accommodating this madness is causing issues today


Our current calendar is a mess because of this god method that we are following, we have to allocate weird number of days for each month and weird number of months, calendar has been adjusted so many times till they decided to remove 1 February 29 every 100 years to make it usable



Nobody knows when January first is actually, some countries aren't even following our calendar self cause adjustments to accommodate god has been plenty
Stop displaying your stupidity bro cheesy cheesy. The calendar was created and adjusted to align with the solar year and astronomical seasons marked by equinoxes and solstices not God grin

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Havertz10: 12:18pm On Jul 20, 2021
Trevor012:

Stop displaying your stupidity bro cheesy cheesy. The calendar was created and adjusted to align with the solar year and astronomical seasons marked by equinoxes and solstices not God grin
cheesy cheesy

U again, I wouldn't waste my time
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Trevor012(m): 12:18pm On Jul 20, 2021
Wonders shall never end cheesy cheesy
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Trevor012(m): 12:20pm On Jul 20, 2021
Havertz10:
cheesy cheesy

U again, I wouldn't waste my time
When I read the bold the stupidity in that sentence almost killed me with laughter cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nobody: 12:21pm On Jul 20, 2021
donstan18:

Does it matter?

Just answer the simple question. cheesy
It matters alot bro, it will save us all whole of time cheesy
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by A001: 12:21pm On Jul 20, 2021
swiz123:
Havertz10 I once told you about something I witnessed. I will tell this story more succinctly because I need a logical explanation for this...

Some years ago, I was told that one Akwa Ibom boy hears voices from his god and that if I write something on a piece of paper and fold it, he can tell me what I wrote on the paper without opening it. I am a very rational person so I laughed it off. To make them see their own stupidity, I offered to give the guy 10k if he does it in my presence.

Well, two days later, precisely on a Sunday morning they brought the boy. I went inside, wrote 10 things in a sheet of paper and folded them roughly and brought it outside. I remember writing things like:

1. Lewandowski
2. The prince of Edinburgh
3. De Bruyne
4. Nigeria is still a slave of their own independence
5. Kemi Olunloye has diarrhea of the mouth

Forgotten the rest... The boy did some incantations and some funny dances and took one of the folded paper, chewed it and spat it out. I held with me 9 pieces. I brought out the 1 one, he closed his eyes and touched it... After meditating for like 10 seconds he would say exactly what was on the sheet. I would open it to confirm. Note that I had my eyes on him and the paper was folded beyond recognition. ( Don't blame me, my money was on the line grin)..

This guy didn't even give me a chance to argue because those ones he couldn't pronounce, he would spell them correctly. Cos at a point, I was praying he would mispronounce words Edinburgh, lewandowski, De Bruyne or even diarrhea.

He crowned it by also saying what I wrote in the one he spat out. I didn't bother checking cos I knew he got it correctly..

Ever since then, I have been looking for logical ways to explain how that boy did that thing. The more I try, the more ridiculous I would sound.

So bro, I want to believe this is a mere parlor trick but I would like you to help give me a logical explanation why that happened. Cos I have failed
Interesting. Personally, I have witnessed a similar scenario a few times that seems mysterious.

I think a number of such demonstrations (by magicians and the likes) are performed using tricks.

However, some others (of such shows) demonstrate certain properties of nature that scientists are yet to fully comprehend.

When a magician does something that seems to defy the laws of physics (like chewing blade without getting hurt, for instance), I think they're applying the notion/principle that all heads
(brains) in the universe are connected as a single matrix, according to Otematum.

They have mastered this principle and, thus, know how to make their audience see whatever picture (things) they've imagined in their mind.

One can understand this, at least theoretically, by applying some principles of quantum physics to the brain.

If the brain is seen as a matter wave (a system of photons), it can experience entanglement the same way a typical quantum mechanical system does --albeit on a much lower scale.

A definition of quantum entanglement: If you observe a particle in one place, another particle—even one light-years away—will instantly change its properties, as if the two are connected by a mysterious communication channel.

Entanglement on such a relatively enormous scale (as applicable to the brain) has not been demonstrated yet by scientists.

If you're familiar with optics in physics, you would know that what we see as reality isn't what really exists.

When you look at any object, your brain forms a picture of the object based on a number of factors, including the amount of light entering the eyes, your mental state.

Even your religious beliefs and cultural beliefs also shape what you see as reality.

Due to the limitations of our senses, we can't see a sizeable part of reality (much of reality is filtered by the eyes).

Even there are some parts of the electromagnetic spectrum (light in layman's terms) we can't see. Also, we can't hear or detect some waves within certain frequency range.

Thus, we can't get a full picture of reality, but the (limited) interpretation our brain produces.

The magician knows this: That what we see as reality is just an illusion, not what really exists.

I think some of these magicians and priests of African traditional religion know a number of secrets about reality that the average person doesn't know. (Perhaps they learnt them from their ancestors they've deified as a god or goddess.)

They (the genuine ones among them) don't see reality like the average person does.

This quote from Nikola Tesla sums up this point: “If you want to find the secrets of the universe, think in terms of energy, frequency and vibration.”

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nobody: 12:22pm On Jul 20, 2021
donstan18:

All faith Na faith.
Good to know cheesy
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by hensben(m): 12:22pm On Jul 20, 2021
donstan18:

Why didn’t it happen in the garden of Eden?

They had short time in the garden of Eden, got exposed to sex, realized how naked they were, e pain God, e chase them comot, they left and continued fvckin which led to pregnancy.
Are animals not having intercourse? Are they aware of it? Initially, God created man to be unconscious of good and bad which is the tree. Knowing good and bad brings complication to human’s reasoning and then chaos, like what we are experiencing today.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Trevor012(m): 12:23pm On Jul 20, 2021
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