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| Re: My Neighbor's Girlfriend by CallmeBodaOla: 1:16pm On Jul 25, 2021 |
| Re: My Neighbor's Girlfriend by CallmeBodaOla: 1:17pm On Jul 25, 2021 |
| Re: My Neighbor's Girlfriend by CallmeBodaOla: 3:06pm On Jul 25, 2021 |
Episode 5 Moving Forward, if you're passing through difficulties handling heartbreak situations. If you're a guy, stop texting and begging someone that's on another dick at the moment. Just book any girl around and have a good Bleep. Bleep her straight one week. You can also change girls. I bet you, you'll be free in space of 3days. It's only someone that has no alternative that keeps dwelling in heartbreak too long. If you're a Lady, Aunty, no let man kill you. If you've begged him and he's feeling like "na only me she get". My sister take a stroll. Go out and party and have a good time. Make I finish am, have a good Bleep, or get busy with something. I know some people will start saying what's BodaOla saying, see it's better to do that than go to kill yourself over anybody. Funny enough, when they now know you've moved on, they began to monitor your life and stuck you around social media. That's just the trick. So moving forward, Morenike came and I entertained her. She asked what happened to me that gave me a swollen face. I told her it was a minor accident and I tried as much to make her close the chapter. I gave her some money to prepare a nice Egusi Soup and Semo. She prepared and we both ate and after some gist, hands started touching hands, she asked me to switch off the lights and I did quickly. Then legs started tapping legs, mouth started sucking... Oyah all the -18 should go home. Oyah! Run home! Solomon leave this place now, run before I bring out my cain. And you Joy, what are you still doing there? You're will be 18 next week. OK, I've heard you, come back next week. Run run run...All these small small boys and girls. Before you know it, they might start watching pornhub tonight... Kikiki So as I was saying, mouth started sucking mouth. Told her to kiss me gently due to my swollen lips. we were both groaning as we smooch each other like we want to switch bodies. She threads her hands down my... "Yeee! My head... That side is still paining me Nah", I frown in pain as she kisses my left ears romantically not knowing I was feeling serious pain there too. "Oh... Sorry, I don't know seriously", she said concernedly. "But what kind of ancient is this one Nah", she asked. See question... Shey is it question you want to ask or is fvck you want to fvck! Me I don't have time for all this one. Asking what kind of accident it is... No. It's a Wheelbarrow accident. My friend spread your legs let's do this thing. Mtcheeew! "I told you it's a minor accident", I said and quickly close the chapter not to erupt another question. I bend her down as my hand started pulling pants and plug wanted to enter sucket and... "Knock Knock Knock..." A knock on the door. I ignored and continued my thing as I rushed for my condom and tore it in less than one second and wore it on... "Knock Knock Knock"... Goes the knock again. This time, Morenike asked me to stop and go check who's at the door. I told her to just ignore and let's continue the good time. "Knock Knock Knock". The 3rd time. "Who's that Nah! You want to break the door?" I ranted as I switched the light on and picked up my Banana Republic boxers and went to the door. I opened it partly and peeped to see who was knocking. You can't believe who was knocking. It was Brah Mathew and Aunty Vero. What business do I have with this guy in this compound? What's bringing him close to me. And this one Aunty Vero want to start being close to this guy, it's better I give her some space because I don't want any problem. "Yes. una Weldon", I greeted them frowning to give them the impression that I don't have time. Brah Mathew: I think you say na Accident you get? Me: Yes... Wetin happen? (frowning) Aunty Vero: Brah Mathew come show me one video for Facebook just now wey dem dey beat one guy for ShopRite mall because of girl. He say Nah you but I no believe, Naim I say make I come show you. I'm finished! I'm finished! Who did this to me! Who did this to me oh! The wind has blown, my fowl nyash have open oh. (wailing) Nigerians are wicked. How can you do this to your fellow man, my video is on the internet, it's trending on blogs. Haaaa! I'm finished! (Sobbing) Brah Mathew God will punish you! You'll never know peace! Since you've seen it, the whole community will see it. I need to pack from the surrounding. I've lost my reputation. (Crying) ...tbc Thanks for reading. Follow me on all social platforms. Instagram: @callmebodaola Facebook: Boda Ola Nairaland: CallmeBodaOla Read all my humorous works. Thanks and God bless. I'm sending love. Your favourite, Olamide Akanbi mailbodaola@gmail.com _________________________________________________ Kindly Drop Your comments __________________________________________________ 2 Likes |
| Re: My Neighbor's Girlfriend by Manfred05(m): 3:11pm On Jul 25, 2021 |
[quote author=CallmeBodaOla post=104078646]Episode 5 Moving Forward, if you're passing through difficulties handling heartbreak situations. If you're a guy, stop texting and begging someone that's on another dick at the moment. Just book any girl around and have a good Bleep. Bleep her straight one week. You can also change girls. I bet you, you'll be free in space of 3days. It's only someone that has no alternative that keeps dwelling in heartbreak too long. If you're a Lady, Aunty, no let man kill you. If you've begged him and he's feeling like "na only me she get". My sister take a stroll. Go out and party and have a good time. Make I finish am, have a good Bleep, or get busy with something. I know some people will start saying what's BodaOla saying, see it's better to do that than go to kill yourself over anybody. Funny enough, when they now know you've moved on, they began to monitor your life and stuck you around social media. That's just the trick. So moving forward, Morenike came and I entertained her. She asked what happened to me that gave me a swollen face. I told her it was a minor accident and I tried as much to make her close the chapter. I gave her some money to prepare a nice Egusi Soup and Semo. She prepared and we both ate and after some gist, hands started touching hands, she asked me to switch off the lights and I did quickly. Then legs started tapping legs, mouth started sucking... Oyah all the -18 should go home. Oyah! Run home! Solomon leave this place now, run before I bring out my cain. And you Joy, what are you still doing there? You're will be 18 next week. OK, I've heard you, come back next week. Run run run...All these small small boys and girls. Before you know it, they might start watching pornhub tonight... Kikiki So as I was saying, mouth started sucking mouth. Told her to kiss me gently due to my swollen lips. we were both groaning as we smooch each other like we want to switch bodies. She threads her hands down my... "Yeee! My head... That side is still paining me Nah", I frown in pain as she kisses my left ears romantically not knowing I was feeling serious pain there too. "Oh... Sorry, I don't know seriously", she said concernedly. "But what kind of ancient is this one Nah", she asked. See question... Shey is it question you want to ask or is fvck you want to fvck! Me I don't have time for all this one. Asking what kind of accident it is... No. It's a Wheelbarrow accident. Mtcheeew! "I told you it's a minor accident", I said and quickly close the chapter not to erupt another question. I bend her down as my hand started pulling pants and plug wanted to enter sucket and... "Knock Knock Knock..." A knock on the door. I ignored and continued my thing as I rushed for my condom and tore it in less than one second and wore it on... "Knock Knock Knock"... Goes the knock again. This time, Morenike asked me to stop and go check who's at the door. I told her to just ignore and let's continue the good time. "Knock Knock Knock". The 3rd time. "Who's that Nah! You want to break the door?" I ranted as I switched the light on and picked up my Banana Republic boxers and went to the door. I opened it partly and peeped to see who was knocking. You can't believe who was knocking. It was Brah Mathew and Aunty Vero. What business do I have with this guy in this compound? What's bringing him close to me. And this one Aunty Vero want to start being close to this guy, it's better I give her some space because I don't want any problem. "Yes. una Weldon", I greeted them frowning to give them the impression that I don't have time. Brah Mathew: I think you say na Accident you get? Me: Yes... Wetin happen? (frowning) Aunty Vero: Brah Mathew come show me one video for Facebook just now wey dem dey beat one guy for ShopRite mall because of girl. He say Nah you but I no believe, Naim I say make I come show you. I'm finished! I'm finished! Who did this to me! Who did this to me oh! The wind has blown, my fowl nyash have open oh. (wailing) Nigerians are wicked. How can you do this to your fellow man, my video is on the internet, it's trending on blogs. Haaaa! I'm finished! (Sobbing) Brah Mathew God will punish you! You'll never know peace! Since you've seen it, the whole community will see it. I need to pack from the surrounding. I've lost my reputation. (Crying) ...tbc Thanks for reading. Follow me on all social platforms. Instagram: @callmebodaola Facebook: Boda Ola Nairaland: CallmeBodaOla Read all my humorous works. Thanks and God bless. I'm sending love. Your favourite, Olamide Akanbi __________________________________________________[ Na bad market be this |
| Re: My Neighbor's Girlfriend by CallmeBodaOla: 3:17pm On Jul 25, 2021 |
Manfred05 you wanted to say? |
| Re: My Neighbor's Girlfriend by Manfred05(m): 3:25pm On Jul 25, 2021 |
CallmeBodaOla:This is not the right time for them to come and knock on your door |
| Re: My Neighbor's Girlfriend by CallmeBodaOla: 3:47pm On Jul 25, 2021 |
Manfred05: They just spoiled my show  |
| Re: My Neighbor's Girlfriend by CallmeBodaOla: 3:50pm On Jul 25, 2021 |
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| Re: My Neighbor's Girlfriend by CallmeBodaOla: 3:51pm On Jul 25, 2021 |
Manfred05 please edit your first quote. It's too long not to confuse others. Thank you fam  |
| Re: My Neighbor's Girlfriend by CallmeBodaOla: 4:31pm On Jul 25, 2021 |
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| Re: My Neighbor's Girlfriend by CallmeBodaOla: 4:48pm On Jul 25, 2021 |
Cooking Episode 6  |
| Re: My Neighbor's Girlfriend by kingofcasting(m): 9:46pm On Jul 25, 2021 |
| lol. This story is trash. 1 Like |
| Re: My Neighbor's Girlfriend by Momoh7(m): 12:20am On Jul 26, 2021 |
Mention me if you post again |
| Re: My Neighbor's Girlfriend by legendine(m): 10:03am On Jul 26, 2021 |
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| Re: My Neighbor's Girlfriend by Nuel45(m): 10:54am On Jul 26, 2021 |
When you dey post the next one |
| Re: My Neighbor's Girlfriend by CallmeBodaOla: 11:36am On Jul 26, 2021 |
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| Re: My Neighbor's Girlfriend by kingofcasting(m): 11:55am On Jul 26, 2021 |
| This one no be serious person. Who go buy pizza to read this rubbish? You even drop account number join. LWKMD 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: My Neighbor's Girlfriend by Femzaremz(m): 11:55am On Jul 26, 2021 |
pizza ko pasta ni! bros respect urself na!nobody begged u b4 u started ur story!so why nw compelling people to buy u pizza?i was evn enjoying d story until u started dis ur ragamuffin attitude!if anybody wants to reward u it should be voluntary as a result of appreciation for a good literary work and not u spoiling dis ur nice thread by shouting buy me pizza like one hungryman!smh! 2 Likes |
| Re: My Neighbor's Girlfriend by ekene101: 11:59am On Jul 26, 2021 |
Femzaremz:
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| Re: My Neighbor's Girlfriend by CallmeBodaOla: 12:03pm On Jul 26, 2021 |
Femzaremz: You took it personal. It's a pity. Some people already did. I never expected this from you. It's all fun. I've been posting here for free. Note: you don't do me any help by reading. If you didn't enjoy it. You'll not stick around. Mind the way you relate to normal things. You must be an aggressive human |
| Re: My Neighbor's Girlfriend by CallmeBodaOla: 12:05pm On Jul 26, 2021 |
Episode 6 soon |
| Re: My Neighbor's Girlfriend by CallmeBodaOla: 12:07pm On Jul 26, 2021 |
kingofcasting: You go around posting nonsense on people's work. I've been ignoring you because I know you're seeking for attention. Better get yourself a life. |
| Re: My Neighbor's Girlfriend by CallmeBodaOla: 12:26pm On Jul 26, 2021 |
Previous I'm finished! I'm finished! Who did this to me! Who did this to me oh! The wind has blown, my fowl nyash have open oh. (wailing) Nigerians are wicked. How can you do this to your fellow man, my video is on the internet, it's trending on blogs. Haaaa! I'm finished! (Sobbing) Brah Mathew God will punish you! You'll never know peace! Since you've seen it, the whole community will see it. I need to pack from the surrounding. I've lost my reputation. (Crying) Episode 6 I looked at the phone and denied it. "I'm not the one", I said frowning. Brah Matthew: Nah you Nah, how you go talk say no be you? No, be that your babe dey here so? Me: See me see wahala oh, I say no be me. Na by force. Abi another thing dey there? E be like say something dey do you for this compound. (Rants) Aunty Vero: No Nah Brah Ola, e never reach Quarrell Nah. (Pleasantly) Me: I dey tell am say no be me, he dey tell me say nah me. Him dey mad? Brah Matthew: No Brah Ola, I no go take that one. No dey tell me say I dey mad. I no insult you since we dey talk. Which kind talk be that one. Morenike came out, starring at the argument scene. Aunty Vero: No vex Brah Ola, e don do. Me: just warn am, make I no deal with am for this compound. Brah Matthew: wetin you wan do. Come do am now if you be man. You think say I dey fear you? (fired back) Aunty Vero: Brah Matthew I no like am oh. Calm down nah. Me: na me and you for this compound. Las Las you go pack comot. Brah Matthew: me and you who go pack comot. See you, you no dey shame. You dey fight because of woman inside mall. Dem beat you hands down, post am for facebook. You come here dey deny. Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu (mockingly) Hope you people have seen why trailer will jam Brah Matthew, you've seen why Brah Matthew will die in his sleep. In the presence of Aunty Vero and Morenike. Please where can I buy a gun? I must kill this guy. He's frustrating me (sobbing) Me: mumu, see mumu. No job. Nothing. E dey house dey waka up and down. Idiot (in shame) Brah Matthew: me and you who be mumu? You still get mind carry woman. Dem never beat you well well. (walked out) Morenike: Babe it's Ok nah. (holding my hands) Aunty Vero: Me I don go oh as una no wan stop this nonsense. (walked out) Me: talk to that goat make I no kill am for this compound. Morenike: Babe I'm going. My elderly sister just texts me now to come home, she didn't take her key when she was leaving (Whispering). Kai! What kind of life is this. Going where? Brah Matthew! Brah Matthew! See what you've caused. Someone can not just be on his own. What kind of devils I'm I living with in this compound. (Sobbing) Me: wait small now. I won't take your time. Morenike: no babe, she has been calling me since but I refused to pick. So she sent text to let me know it's so urgent. Me: I know. Just wait small. Let's go inside. Five minutes. Morenike: No babe. I'll come tomorrow I promise. I've to go now, she's waiting for me already. (Bend to wear her sandal) She left hurriedly and , I was left alone standing in my big banana republic boxers and my swollen face. Felt like crying as I was frustrated with what just happened. Brah Matthew will never make it (sobbing) Thanks for reading. Follow me on all social platforms. Instagram: @callmebodaola Facebook: Boda Ola Nairaland: CallmeBodaOla Read all my humorous works. Thanks and God bless. I'm sending love. Your favourite, Olamide Akanbi mailbodaola@gmail.com _________________________________________________ Kindly Drop Your comments __________________________________________________ 3 Likes |
| Re: My Neighbor's Girlfriend by CallmeBodaOla: 12:30pm On Jul 26, 2021 |
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| Re: My Neighbor's Girlfriend by Michael221: 1:06pm On Jul 26, 2021 |
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| Re: My Neighbor's Girlfriend by Michael221: 1:07pm On Jul 26, 2021 |
OP please dont stop this please. Come and continue |
| Re: My Neighbor's Girlfriend by Tolani1122(m): 2:34pm On Jul 26, 2021 |
Thanks brah for making day the awesome, dat guy for comot ur teeth |
| Re: My Neighbor's Girlfriend by Lakesc: 2:48pm On Jul 26, 2021 |
Hahaha, trouble no dey finish |
| Re: My Neighbor's Girlfriend by Tolani1122(m): 3:14pm On Jul 26, 2021 |
CallmeBodaOla:kudos bro , , continue I beg |
| Re: My Neighbor's Girlfriend by kingofcasting(m): 3:53pm On Jul 26, 2021 |
CallmeBodaOla: Better get yourself a tutor. Or better yet, learn creative writing. Instead of writing this mediocre eyesore and expecting payment. I’m even surprised at the people encouraging and asking for more. Then again Nigerians have always been known to support mediocrity. Pizza ko, shawarma ni. LWKWD 1 Like |
| Re: My Neighbor's Girlfriend by WarriFirstBorn(m): 4:35pm On Jul 26, 2021 |
CallmeBodaOla: Sorry bro for the late response. I don land. Nothing do you, bro. Following you bumper to bumper. |
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