Klass99:

And you are still alive to type this? You be mammy-water.

Sooo close to the truth... But I won't give you any clue lest I burst my cover.

aluyapreston:
I have aready planned breaking up with her now. i am just preparing it and trying to kill all the emotions. as the economy hard reach, i will spend close to 40k for our feeding monthly, then other buyings will make everything total to 60k or 65k and she still calls me stingy because i decide to save 120k from my 180+ earnings.

on my own i wont spent more than 20k monthly because i cook ad i dont do cream. I will ensure that i do all i can to take care of her basic needs so she can save 20k from her 30k salary (i give her the jobs, which i still end up editing) and she would still be calling me selfish, making herself the prize.

yesterday she called me stingy again and i calmly told her i dont care. we are like a live in couple but in the next few weks, we are going to be seperated couple

OJURONGBE1:

This is petty! But hey, some of these girls deserve even much more.

chatinent:
Mine: I knew all along the girl was all Greeks bearing gifts. I was tired of playing games with her in return. I initiated the breakup. Now this didn't hurt me a bit cos I did it.

There was another one I dated. She walked up to me after chatting with my second number (the rich guy), and said the words. I was like, me wey don break up with you since last two years for my mind?

I had also dated a very beautiful lady. I remember we had a misunderstanding where she was wrong and wouldn't admit it. How dare you sit on a guy's laps in a poolside! and she was like.. “I cannot continue this relationship if you don't trust me.”

Lol. I said it's all right. She was so amazed and left. if I no finish four fufu that night, na five. Enough joy.


There were others during my school days, before I decided to give Ceasar’s thing to sb else since Ceasar no wan collect am.


I don't get all that melancholic during breakups. I move on that very moment. I know my value.


So ladies and gentlemen, what was that crazy thing you did? Did you shed tears begging, or contemplated suicide?

Let's discuss...

phemmyfour:
Nothing special...It doesn't get to me

obembet:

Jayrodrigo:
i too love the girl,the breakup really touch me,8 months now i still dy grief and she no gree make up...
the pain still dy...

pickatyouu:
I drank 3 bottles of snipper but can't believe why I didn't die and I am here typing this.

chumzyprech:
First love hurts for like 8 months steady thinking and I learnt how to smoke and also joined the bad boys Gang who flirts with girls it turned me to a beast after then I have dated several girls and break their heart now I don’t care again even if you cry and give me one $1m once I say I don’t want again it’s over and three days ago I told another one to find her level after I told her she gave me infections she begs me and send me money I sent it back and warn her not to ever call me or send me money but truly I’m praying that God make me love a woman again because each time I try to I remember the past but I need to marry, please pray for me.

Frales6:
I no do anything oooo, e pain me sha... but from then I use brain (that is I don't put all my mind and I don't expect much) to date until I'm sure the person isn't like the previous one... make the person love me well enough first to avoid...

AutoChick4U:
Cried and cried and wanted to drink sniper but remembered dem no born me join anyone and there are still fishes in the sea jarey

chatinent:


You girls get it all wrong. It's not love that brings you both together; it's attraction. It's on the long line you learn to love.

chatinent:


Pepsi na sniper?

meedoLock:
Six months to our dating she doesn't want intimacy without a define reason. I felt it was all these trust building kind of relationship not until she started demanding for anal sex, then I came to my senses that a lady who find pleasure in anal sex than proper intimacy is not worthy of keeping around............

I took it up and showed her the door. Normally, I second guess on breaking up with my ladies bur never felt same for this anal lady..

Yoruba saying is "oosa bole gbemii, semi bi o se bami" I.e. a deity with no benefit should fkff.

Bryan88:
MUMU!!!

RICHOLAC:
We kept having misunderstanding every now and then, and so I got tired. Could you imagine a girl that had the temerity to tell me that she went and see her so called ex in his lounge? As if that was not enough, I began to suspect some flings with my colleagues, like the other day she addressed my colleague ( married colleague) whom she got to meet through me, as,"sweetheart". Something she had never opened her mouth to call me for once.

Mistake I made was that I showed her that I really loved her so much, and so she took advantage of that I supposed.

Just two weeks ago I ceased talking to her, whether by chat or calls. It will baffle you to know that she on her own part has never called nor chatted me up even though she sees me online always.

This is a girl that nearly committed suicide, if not that God used me to calm her down.
And to even think that she would be this dumb after all her secrets I have in my archives, is quite ridiculous.

Whatever happens I have keep on praying to God for my own woman, whom will be supportive in every sense.
Never knew I could have such peace of mind, even though seeing her online always triggers this bad feelings. That's the only challenge I have now some how_ never wanna block her.

dannyrhymes600:
I bought soft drinks for my siblings.
Babe was a leech and a dominant one at that. They were just asking if I won a bet or something, I just smiled and told them, she is gone, omo see jubilation

chatinent:
Mine: I knew all along the girl was all Greeks bearing gifts. I was tired of playing games with her in return. I initiated the breakup. Now this didn't hurt me a bit cos I did it.

There was another one I dated. She walked up to me after chatting with my second number (the rich guy), and said the words. I was like, me wey don break up with you since last two years for my mind?

I had also dated a very beautiful lady. I remember we had a misunderstanding where she was wrong and wouldn't admit it. How dare you sit on a guy's laps in a poolside! and she was like.. “I cannot continue this relationship if you don't trust me.”

Lol. I said it's all right. She was so amazed and left. if I no finish four fufu that night, na five. Enough joy.


There were others during my school days, before I decided to give Ceasar’s thing to sb else since Ceasar no wan collect am.


I don't get all that melancholic during breakups. I move on that very moment. I know my value.


So ladies and gentlemen, what was that crazy thing you did? Did you shed tears begging, or contemplated suicide?

Let's discuss...