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I'm Going To Have Sex Now If No One Stops Me. by BlackHawk202(m): 1:51pm On Sep 13, 2021
I am a virgin and I just found out there's a brothel less than 1000 meters (1KM) from where I live. I didn't even know it was a brothel before. That place has always been coded. I've seen people go in there with cars including police but I never thought it was a brothel until I saw so many girls having a meeting there today. They were so many. Before you ask how I know they're oloshos, I know from their dressings.

One tried to wave at me and I almost went in.
I am going there now today if I can't find anybody on Nairaland to come tell me everything they know about sex. Tell me how sweet it is, explain everything in details or else I'll go there now and I will enter. I'm not joking.

I have searched the internet about these things and all I see is rubbish. The only forum that explains a little is Quora. I need some persons now to tell me everything about it before I lose it and go to that brothel. The mod of this forum should move this to Frontpage before I lose it. I don't tolerate nonsense lalasticlala Dominique

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Re: I'm Going To Have Sex Now If No One Stops Me. by chiiraq802(m): 1:57pm On Sep 13, 2021
Have fun

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Re: I'm Going To Have Sex Now If No One Stops Me. by PRESIDENT2003(f): 2:00pm On Sep 13, 2021
Well let me put to you... Your first sex must be raw and shouldn't be with a brothel wh0re.
( The discovery and satisfaction in 1st sex is unequalled to anything in the world)... After that, you can engage the brothel as much as you wish (with a condom)


Try as much as possible to get a girlfriend, if you don't know how to woo a lady, I volunteer to teach you.

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Re: I'm Going To Have Sex Now If No One Stops Me. by SenecaTheYonger: 2:10pm On Sep 13, 2021
BlackHawk202:
I am a virgin and I just found out there's a brothel less than 1000 meters (1KM) from where I live. I didn't even know it was a brothel before. That place has always been coded. I've seen people go in there with cars including police but I never thought it was a brothel until I saw so many girls having a meeting there today. They were so many. Before you ask how I know they're oloshos, I know from their dressings.

One tried to wave at me and I almost went in.
I am going there now today if I can't find anybody on Nairaland to come tell me everything they know about sex. Tell me how sweet it is, explain everything in details or else I'll go there now and I will enter. I'm not joking.

I have searched the internet about these things and all I see is rubbish. The only forum that explains a little is Quora. I need some persons now to tell me everything about it before I lose it and go to that brothel. The mod of this forum should move this to Frontpage before I lose it. I don't tolerate nonsense lalasticlala Dominique

If you have data, browse about STDs and check Google images

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Re: I'm Going To Have Sex Now If No One Stops Me. by Bolarineliza202: 2:16pm On Sep 13, 2021
BlackHawk202:
I am a virgin and I just found out there's a brothel less than 1000 meters (1KM) from where I live. I didn't even know it was a brothel before. That place has always been coded. I've seen people go in there with cars including police but I never thought it was a brothel until I saw so many girls having a meeting there today. They were so many. Before you ask how I know they're oloshos, I know from their dressings.

One tried to wave at me and I almost went in.
I am going there now today if I can't find anybody on Nairaland to come tell me everything they know about sex. Tell me how sweet it is, explain everything in details or else I'll go there now and I will enter. I'm not joking.

I have searched the internet about these things and all I see is rubbish. The only forum that explains a little is Quora. I need some persons now to tell me everything about it before I lose it and go to that brothel. The mod of this forum should move this to Frontpage before I lose it. I don't tolerate nonsense lalasticlala Dominique

☆ Shuu☆
You had been curious about it from your last thread,I doubt anybody's advice will make you change your mind.
Your curiosity as eaten deeper into your mind.
So I won't advice you,it's your choice to decide.
But all I can say is that,bleeping is time consuming,wasting of resources and energy consuming.The ball is in your court.
Sha don't come back here asking how you will solve carnal addiction.

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Re: I'm Going To Have Sex Now If No One Stops Me. by Caramia2020(m): 2:25pm On Sep 13, 2021
So na sex chat u de find, na wa o.
Re: I'm Going To Have Sex Now If No One Stops Me. by BlackHawk202(m): 2:29pm On Sep 13, 2021
PRESIDENT2003:
Well let me put to you... Your first sex must be raw and shouldn't be with a brothel wh0re.
( The discovery and satisfaction in 1st sex is unequalled to anything in the world)... After that, you can engage the brothel as much as you wish (with a condom)


Try as much as possible to get a girlfriend, if you don't know how to woo a lady, I volunteer to teach you.

Sometimes I ask God why he had to create me the way I am today. Nothing is more difficult to me than keeping an eye to eye contact with the opposite gender, talk less saying hello.

I had this one I admired then during my early days at school. I somewhat believe she felt d same way for me but since I couldn't engage her, my best friend had her Las Las. I had two other friends and they always joking said I was cursed.

This last opposite gender came, I never got interested in her but I guess she seduced me.
I believe I started loving her with time as I started thinking about her at most times.
At the end of the day, I figured out I was just being used as a result of being very vulnerable. I realised all she ever wanted was money, though not 100% sure.

I moved on with the mentality that most girls are useless. I don't believe in girlfriends again

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Re: I'm Going To Have Sex Now If No One Stops Me. by donbachi(m): 2:36pm On Sep 13, 2021
Abeg knack for two.

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Re: I'm Going To Have Sex Now If No One Stops Me. by Ocholu: 3:05pm On Sep 13, 2021
BlackHawk202:
I am a virgin and I just found out there's a brothel less than 1000 meters (1KM) from where I live. I didn't even know it was a brothel before. That place has always been coded. I've seen people go in there with cars including police but I never thought it was a brothel until I saw so many girls having a meeting there today. They were so many. Before you ask how I know they're oloshos, I know from their dressings.

One tried to wave at me and I almost went in.
I am going there now today if I can't find anybody on Nairaland to come tell me everything they know about sex. Tell me how sweet it is, explain everything in details or else I'll go there now and I will enter. I'm not joking.

I have searched the internet about these things and all I see is rubbish. The only forum that explains a little is Quora. I need some persons now to tell me everything about it before I lose it and go to that brothel. The mod of this forum should move this to Frontpage before I lose it. I don't tolerate nonsense lalasticlala Dominique


Bro, abeg drop location. Mesef de find.

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Re: I'm Going To Have Sex Now If No One Stops Me. by Aboks(m): 3:06pm On Sep 13, 2021
Very soon you will ask how to cure std

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Re: I'm Going To Have Sex Now If No One Stops Me. by MythAngel: 3:37pm On Sep 13, 2021
In fact why should any one care about your life? People are still trying to fix their life for taking a false step ... You are trying to enter one ... Welcome to the world of problems... Enjoy what sends some people to craze others to misery while others to death...
Better ... You think people will be happy to advise you angry angry sad people rather want you to do mistake so we could enjoy the sight of you struggling with problems grin

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Re: I'm Going To Have Sex Now If No One Stops Me. by Vinnie2000(m): 3:44pm On Sep 13, 2021
Wow!
Go on, Boy!!
Ur Little Prick shouldn't be Flaccid for too long.. It deserves Oil.. kiss cheesy

But if you Carry Gono, nor cry come hia o.. sad embarassed

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Re: I'm Going To Have Sex Now If No One Stops Me. by OBTMOS(m): 3:54pm On Sep 13, 2021
Please don’t go to the brothel for your first sex, you may contact STD. You probably do not have experience on how to use a condom or you may become overwhelmed.

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Re: I'm Going To Have Sex Now If No One Stops Me. by cactusJack(m): 4:51pm On Sep 13, 2021
Misplaced priorities..if only we the youths channel our energy on things that matter smh
Re: I'm Going To Have Sex Now If No One Stops Me. by cactusJack(m): 4:55pm On Sep 13, 2021
SenecaTheYonger:


If you have data, browse about STDs and check Google images
I love this comment lol

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Re: I'm Going To Have Sex Now If No One Stops Me. by macskillzy(m): 4:55pm On Sep 13, 2021
PRESIDENT2003:
Well let me put to you... Your first sex must be raw and shouldn't be with a brothel wh0re.
( The discovery and satisfaction in 1st sex is unequalled to anything in the world)... After that, you can engage the brothel as much as you wish (with a condom)


Try as much as possible to get a girlfriend, if you don't know how to woo a lady, I volunteer to teach you.


Come and teach me boss
Re: I'm Going To Have Sex Now If No One Stops Me. by Blacknote: 4:58pm On Sep 13, 2021
donbachi:
Abeg knack for two.

BlackHawk202 make it for three, local man can't knack this period.

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Re: I'm Going To Have Sex Now If No One Stops Me. by Iamagoodgirll: 5:06pm On Sep 13, 2021
We don't care. your wish, your command

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Re: I'm Going To Have Sex Now If No One Stops Me. by MikeMicheal(m): 5:25pm On Sep 13, 2021
It is impossible for you to contract STD during your first sex.
So, you can go ahead without condom.

This is because your body and immune system is not familiar with STD viruses and bacterial, so it will repel them fast.

The more you have sex, the more your body becomes familar with those viruses and welcome them in your system.

It is like how we humans barely allow strangers in our bedroom, till we are familiar with them.

GO AHEAD! ENJOY YOUR RAW SEX BRO

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Re: I'm Going To Have Sex Now If No One Stops Me. by ChasinGood(m): 5:39pm On Sep 13, 2021
If you want to sin,do it in peace and don't involve us,na only heaven dey judge
Re: I'm Going To Have Sex Now If No One Stops Me. by Silasloaded(m): 5:42pm On Sep 13, 2021
PRESIDENT2003:
Well let me put to you... Your first sex must be raw and shouldn't be with a brothel wh0re.
( The discovery and satisfaction in 1st sex is unequalled to anything in the world)... After that, you can engage the brothel as much as you wish (with a condom)


Try as much as possible to get a girlfriend, if you don't know how to woo a lady, I volunteer to teach you.
Teach me bro gimme lines Abeg am still a virgin
Re: I'm Going To Have Sex Now If No One Stops Me. by JOACHINpedro: 6:05pm On Sep 13, 2021
Silasloaded:
Teach me bro gimme lines Abeg am still a virgin
Omo don't be pressured to indulge in sex because of your virginity status, cus you won't be satisfied, it often leads to regrets.(speaking from experience) not necessarily STD but you'll feel the hype wasn't worth it at all.
So Oga you better face front and forget vagina if it's not what you need.
As a young visionary guy time will come when you'll even be running away from female greenlights.
Mark my words

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Re: I'm Going To Have Sex Now If No One Stops Me. by Stacyomolola(f): 6:09pm On Sep 13, 2021
Do it safe
People are sick out there

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Re: I'm Going To Have Sex Now If No One Stops Me. by GeneralPula: 6:48pm On Sep 13, 2021
Lol..
Re: I'm Going To Have Sex Now If No One Stops Me. by Agbebakun22: 6:52pm On Sep 13, 2021
How old are you because a reasonable mature man wouldn't disturb the peace of their fellow Nairalanders with nonsense thread like this. My advice for u is first check ur mental health in psychiatric hospital before going to brothel.. U sound so stupid for disturbing us with nonsense
Re: I'm Going To Have Sex Now If No One Stops Me. by MikeMicheal(m): 7:35pm On Sep 13, 2021
Stacyomolola:
Do it safe
People are sick out there
It is his first time, nothing will happen to him.
He is safe from all STD as a first timer.
Re: I'm Going To Have Sex Now If No One Stops Me. by chris259(m): 8:02pm On Sep 13, 2021
SenecaTheYonger:


If you have data, browse about STDs and check Google images

Re: I'm Going To Have Sex Now If No One Stops Me. by UndauntedYOCA(f): 8:41pm On Sep 13, 2021
SenecaTheYonger:


If you have data, browse about STDs and check Google images
Lol, funniest response so far.
Leave him, trouble dey sleep he wan go wake am.

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Re: I'm Going To Have Sex Now If No One Stops Me. by adedayo3193(m): 9:28pm On Sep 13, 2021
BlackHawk202:


Sometimes I ask God why he had to create me the way I am today. Nothing is more difficult to me than keeping an eye to eye contact with the opposite gender, talk less saying hello.

I had this one I admired then during my early days at school. I somewhat believe she felt d same way for me but since I couldn't engage her, my best friend had her Las Las. I had two other friends and they always joking said I was cursed.

This last opposite gender came, I never got interested in her but I guess she seduced me.
I believe I started loving her with time as I started thinking about her at most times.
At the end of the day, I figured out I was just being used as a result of being very vulnerable. I realised all she ever wanted was money, though not 100% sure.

I moved on with the mentality that most girls are useless. I don't believe in girlfriends again


My oga if you too wait for girlfriend you go chop billing... Just carry olosho jawe and enjoy yourself
Re: I'm Going To Have Sex Now If No One Stops Me. by Stacyomolola(f): 1:37pm On Sep 14, 2021
MikeMicheal:
It is his first time, nothing will happen to him.
He is safe from all STD as a first timer.

Waow

Quote me where u got this piece of knsjfnjfmke
Where was it written that first timers are not prone to STD and it's like undecided undecided undecided

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Re: I'm Going To Have Sex Now If No One Stops Me. by Kennyking1234: 11:17pm On Sep 17, 2021
how things now
BlackHawk202:
I am a virgin and I just found out there's a brothel less than 1000 meters (1KM) from where I live. I didn't even know it was a brothel before. That place has always been coded. I've seen people go in there with cars including police but I never thought it was a brothel until I saw so many girls having a meeting there today. They were so many. Before you ask how I know they're oloshos, I know from their dressings.

One tried to wave at me and I almost went in.
I am going there now today if I can't find anybody on Nairaland to come tell me everything they know about sex. Tell me how sweet it is, explain everything in details or else I'll go there now and I will enter. I'm not joking.

I have searched the internet about these things and all I see is rubbish. The only forum that explains a little is Quora. I need some persons now to tell me everything about it before I lose it and go to that brothel. The mod of this forum should move this to Frontpage before I lose it. I don't tolerate nonsense lalasticlala Dominique
Re: I'm Going To Have Sex Now If No One Stops Me. by OGWILLS123: 11:58pm On Sep 17, 2021
MikeMicheal:
It is impossible for you to contract STD during your first sex.
So, you can go ahead without condom.

This is because your body and immune system is not familiar with STD viruses and bacterial, so it will repel them fast.

The more you have sex, the more your body becomes familar with those viruses and welcome them in your system.

It is like how we humans barely allow strangers in our bedroom, till we are familiar with them.

GO AHEAD! ENJOY YOUR RAW SEX BRO

You will not make heaven I swear grin cheesy.

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