raphy:


This one play the kind of play I played this indomie generation can't play.

I Bleep many teens doing mama n papa with hide and seek
Omo no be small childhood I have o.i even Bleep my uncle girl friend when she was drunk and slept nakend in the sitting room my uncle too was sleeping beside her I do slowly and I mistake sleep beside her when I was so weak to go my room .my uncle find out and tell everyone I fuc her .
I became a hero...lol

ideatoprince18:
There was this particular Aunt that likes calling me Her husband..... I was like 8 or so ..... She would go out and buy something and give to me .... When she cooks she will bring out my own and when I come back from school she would give me like she virtually treated me like a husband.

I use to see a man then visit her but I thought he was her brother until the day my mom took me to attend her wedding ..... I cried ehn ..... I cried like say tomorrow no day .... People were surprised and they were looking at my mum .... My mum had to take me out of the hall and asked me what is that .... I told her that the brother was taking my wife away.... My Mum was surprised but she just told me that after the wedding she will try and see if I could see the Aunty before we go home .

After wedding we waited until the Aunty they were less busy so the Husband and her came outside to greet my Mum. Immediately I saw them, I burst into tears again. I told the Husband that brother u are taking my Wife away .... The man was so surprised that he started laughing even the aunty was surprised and nearly emotional ... The man just carried me and told me that he is not taking her away tht he would bring her back later for me and gave me #50 .

Up till now I still dey find the man

samuel051:
helped our neighbor's son retrieve their house keys d mugu locked inside by mistake by passing through d window being d smallest among d kids in d compound back den,guy told his mom about it later in the night and their family concluded I and my family use same way to Robb them of their foodstuffs earlier in the week when they were not around. Owu/sapa na bastard I swear, happened 1991/1992.

samuel051:
helped our neighbor's son retrieve their house keys d mugu locked inside by mistake by passing through d window being d smallest among d kids in d compound back den,guy told his mom about it later in the night and their family concluded I and my family use same way to Robb them of their foodstuffs earlier in the week when they were not around. Owu/sapa na bastard I swear, happened 1991/1992.

realestate99:
After school every day, we used to play football making my uniform dirty, my father usually ask if I usually roll in the mud during school hours but I usually lied that it was due to the rigorous work on the school farm.

Then a day came, the okada man my dad assigned to be transporting me failed to come but he has contacted my dad earlier in the day that he would not be available. My dad came to the school but most students were already out but he spotted a group of students playing ball near the school field.

I was enjoying the match when the ball went outside for a throw in, I was about picking the ball when I saw a figure that looked like my father, I just stopped suddenly, I couldn't move a nerve, the boys were shouting Wale !!! go and pick the ball,time is going. I did not even acknowledge their protests, I finally wake up from my slumber, my father was looking at me like an hyena ready to pounce on a rabbit.

I was looking for my school bag for almost a minute, little did I know that my bag was used as a marker for goal post, I carried the bag and the boys were shouting, wale!!! where are you going? we do not have another bag for making post!!! I did not even utter a word, later they saw me and my father moving towards the gate, I could hear their voices from the background saying, Wale don die today!!! so na him father dey look us all this while.

Offpoint1:
When I follow my mama go burial go lose guard eat food like pikin mama never feed for years...
I just dey eat, lick plate with tongue, carry other people plate lick too.... My mama wan kee for house, she beat till I no get strength cry again... I just sleep off till the next day.

Crossroad1:
Alot of stupid things
I remember when I saw ripe pawpaws and decided to climb the tree cos I dey feel oversabi... And man don dey get small biabia for gbola then.
Na so I use head carry devil beans, the thing come still scatter for my body.. Na from untop tree I start to pull clothes..
Compound full of female tenants..
Pull everything and was rolling on the ground..
After that ordeal, I couldn't come out for almost a week and if am to come out, I avoid all females or make I bone dem

realestate99:
I could hear their voices from the background saying, Wale don die today!!! so na him father dey look us all this while.

samuel051:
Around 08,my cousin call him papa malu..he father chokeslam am for chair,use those chairs pillow follow am up,press big big konk for him head,convert my guy head to tegwolo own..e no funny/over funny dat day ...
D boy was around 3years old,very stubborn.

VoltageDivida:
I did nothing as a child. Even now as an adult I am doing nothing

princewarri1985:
33 years back i was 8 years old then, and my mom was a teacher and also a deciplinariant, i liked all the milk they use for our last born akamu and my mom came back from school, she found out and started flogging me and she mistakenly flogged my manhood because i was naked and i started screaming and my manhood swells 3 times the size the whole compound gathered and everybody was rubbing my manhood including my landlord daughters telling me ''sorry, sorry, doh, doh, he still dey pain you make una go bring robb make i take robb am for am'' while my mom was crying, after that day my mom stop beating us, i always laugh when ever i think of that day, memories

Fidelismaria:


Don't stop here, tell us what later happened.

jurjes:
I cut my face with a razor blade cos I loved how cute the tribal marks on the face of my neighbor kafayah made her look

omonla10:
I was around 7 to 8 yrs old and Was sent to buy kerosine but the price had increased from maybe 2 naira to 2.20 naira.. Was with my younger brother and we just agreed to kuku buy groundnut and eat.. Since the money couldn't buy d kerosine.. That was the day mom used blade design my boddy with pepper to rub body..

WinterMinter:
Man I did shit when I was a kid
1- I and a neighbor (girl) were doing papa and mama Play then,we were on the bed kissing,my junior sister found us and told my father,I had to lie that we were just hitting our heads(funny right?) Papa flog me mercilessly,I still see the girl though,but doubt if she remembers

2 - was in primary school,so during class I will bend down under the desk just to peep at the girls panties, weird right?

3- I was given a thousand naira to give my mum,I spent 50 naira out if it,the trader gave me all the change he had,when I got home I told my mum that's how they gave it to me,my mum rang him he denied it,man them use cane tear my skin
And so many intimate thighs I can't post on a public platform, sometimes when I remember them I find them hilarious,just a curious young and dumb me.

McOluOmo:
HIDE AND SEEK
I nack many girls during this play thing .,(not rape oo') those days sweet.
Many of them are married with kids now






Guys wey no get girlfriend get peace of mind

Awise09:
Then when I was in primary 4, I used to see the way my friend parents run era to satisfied them when they are sicks and me I hardly fall sick,so one evening like that I started forming sick, shivering, to the extend it became real so I was taken to clinic getting to clinic no doctor on duty, the nurse we met on duty forming guru gave me injection on vain. That nealy paralysed my leg had to stay back home for complete one year my leg became something very heavy couldn't walk to school, make me repeated class, still feeling bad about it today thank God my leg latter walk normal after a lot of treatment.