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Re: See the meal a churchy Nigerian almost made me missed today. by sabreal: 6:22pm On Oct 03, 2021
Is it sacrice for the gods?






ahnie:
PLEASE IGNORE MY ENGLISH!
We all know how hard the country is @the moment,as we're all feeling the heat.

I have basically ran out of some major foodstuffs like yam, bag of potatoes,paints of rice and garri.for some couple of days now I have been racking my brain on how to purchase those items without disturbing my husband because recently he has bn complaining of low patronage.even my soaps and body scrub don finish for days now.

Me,I am somehow broke and sales lately hasn't bn interesting.i run a street roadside hustle and I don't go to hustle on Sundays which is my rest days.

But as level come be nau...kids must chow anyhow e be.so I decided since last night to come to hustle today being Sunday,since I have what to sale so I could see money to purchase those items I mentioned earlier on.

The raw truth I don't know how to borrow money from somebody,infact no one would even agree to lend money to you.so I decided to use what I have to get what I need.

Immediately I appeared in my hustleville arena this morning,one righteous woman like that dressed in a very lovely gown and peacock hat was to the first to hunt me down.

Mind you this woman has been hunting me for months,she was the reason why I stopped selling on Sundays because her preaching wahala was too much.

Mummy zee why nau?why nau?I thought you ve stopped?,why did you come out today.
Whilst she was busy asking me these questions,I bent down to lit my firewoods money must be made jare.

When she finished rapping,she looked at me,I looked at her,I carried my pan and placed it on the fire.in my mind I was like...hanty pls board your Keke and go,but for where.


I walked up to her and said.....pls ma'am cud you please lend me 30k?I need it to sort some things at home.madam said she doesn't have.


I left her there,went back to stir my beans paste in my mortal,madam borrowed herself sense then entered Keke and moooovv.

I settled down and sold maaad market,my money to buy those foodstuffs I mentioned is complete.i even bought succulent ripe plantains join to prepare correct plaintain and egg sauce for my family!
Bag of potatoes is sure,paints of rice is sure, tubers of yam toh sure,paints of garri nko,it's the Lord's doing.

I can confidently get my soaps and body scrub now.

Now my question is.....just because today that I didn't go to church would God be so angry to throw me into hell fire knowing fully well that my family needs these basic items?

Why do some too churchy righteous Christians likes hunting people that doesn't go to church and if you meet them to help you with money instead they will quote excerpts from the Bible to you.

Na market I sell....no be thief I thief!

Food is ready.
Indomie
3 eggs
Carrots
Green peas
Plantain.
Yum yum





Re: See the meal a churchy Nigerian almost made me missed today. by Etizz: 6:22pm On Oct 03, 2021
Hmm
Re: See the meal a churchy Nigerian almost made me missed today. by pennywys(m): 6:22pm On Oct 03, 2021
ahnie:
PLEASE IGNORE MY ENGLISH!
We all know how hard the country is @the moment,as we're all feeling the heat.

I have basically ran out of some major foodstuffs like yam, bag of potatoes,paints of rice and garri.for some couple of days now I have been racking my brain on how to purchase those items without disturbing my husband because recently he has bn complaining of low patronage.even my soaps and body scrub don finish for days now.

Me,I am somehow broke and sales lately hasn't bn interesting.i run a street roadside hustle and I don't go to hustle on Sundays which is my rest days.

But as level come be nau...kids must chow anyhow e be.so I decided since last night to come to hustle today being Sunday,since I have what to sale so I could see money to purchase those items I mentioned earlier on.

The raw truth I don't know how to borrow money from somebody,infact no one would even agree to lend money to you.so I decided to use what I have to get what I need.

Immediately I appeared in my hustleville arena this morning,one righteous woman like that dressed in a very lovely gown and peacock hat was to the first to hunt me down.

Mind you this woman has been hunting me for months,she was the reason why I stopped selling on Sundays because her preaching wahala was too much.

Mummy zee why nau?why nau?I thought you ve stopped?,why did you come out today.
Whilst she was busy asking me these questions,I bent down to lit my firewoods money must be made jare.

When she finished rapping,she looked at me,I looked at her,I carried my pan and placed it on the fire.in my mind I was like...hanty pls board your Keke and go,but for where.


I walked up to her and said.....pls ma'am cud you please lend me 30k?I need it to sort some things at home.madam said she doesn't have.


I left her there,went back to stir my beans paste in my mortal,madam borrowed herself sense then entered Keke and moooovv.

I settled down and sold maaad market,my money to buy those foodstuffs I mentioned is complete.i even bought succulent ripe plantains join to prepare correct plaintain and egg sauce for my family!
Bag of potatoes is sure,paints of rice is sure, tubers of yam toh sure,paints of garri nko,it's the Lord's doing.

I can confidently get my soaps and body scrub now.

Now my question is.....just because today that I didn't go to church would God be so angry to throw me into hell fire knowing fully well that my family needs these basic items?

Why do some too churchy righteous Christians likes hunting people that doesn't go to church and if you meet them to help you with money instead they will quote excerpts from the Bible to you.

Na market I sell....no be thief I thief!

Food is ready.
Indomie
3 eggs
Carrots
Green peas
Plantain.
Yum yum





next time trow red oil on them, that's your business place no one has the right to disturb you there

Note these manner of people are more evil than satan I mean those churchy type

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Re: See the meal a churchy Nigerian almost made me missed today. by sheanzy(m): 6:23pm On Oct 03, 2021
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Re: See the meal a churchy Nigerian almost made me missed today. by NorthernersSuck: 6:24pm On Oct 03, 2021
Me,I am somehow broke and sales lately hasn't bn interesting.i run a street roadside hustle and I don't go to hustle on Sundays which is my rest days.


Street roadside hustle? Nawa oooo

Re: See the meal a churchy Nigerian almost made me missed today. by RxHero18: 6:24pm On Oct 03, 2021
Christians, mostly African Christians misunderstand many bible verses.... Even Jesus Christ said in the Bible that the Sabbath day was meant/created for us and not otherwise ..
Re: See the meal a churchy Nigerian almost made me missed today. by Iykenuwa(m): 6:25pm On Oct 03, 2021
If Esau had data, he would have posted the same thing about Jacob, before/after eating that porridge
Re: See the meal a churchy Nigerian almost made me missed today. by FlipModeSquade(m): 6:25pm On Oct 03, 2021
ABCthingx:
Lubbish! Na only Sunday You sabi sell market abi?
Borrow her 30K or keep shut..

Hypocrites.. angry

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Re: See the meal a churchy Nigerian almost made me missed today. by Bfss: 6:26pm On Oct 03, 2021
Sacrifice
Re: See the meal a churchy Nigerian almost made me missed today. by HeyCorleone(m): 6:26pm On Oct 03, 2021
ABCthingx:
Opening your shop on Sundays isn't something you should brag about let alone bring online for some cheap social media justification.

Lmao who is this clown?

What is wrong with opening business on Sunday? Nigeria is so hard for people to make end meets in six days. If they are willing put their health at risk by working every day, let them do it. Things are already hard enough.

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Re: See the meal a churchy Nigerian almost made me missed today. by FlipModeSquade(m): 6:26pm On Oct 03, 2021
Iykenuwa:
If Esau had data, he would have posted the same thing about Jacob, before/after eating that porridge
Who Esau and Jacob epp? angry

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Re: See the meal a churchy Nigerian almost made me missed today. by Danjikanbauchi: 6:27pm On Oct 03, 2021
ahnie:
PLEASE IGNORE MY ENGLISH!
We all know how hard the country is @the moment,as we're all feeling the heat.

I have basically ran out of some major foodstuffs like yam, bag of potatoes,paints of rice and garri.for some couple of days now I have been racking my brain on how to purchase those items without disturbing my husband because recently he has bn complaining of low patronage.even my soaps and body scrub don finish for days now.

Me,I am somehow broke and sales lately hasn't bn interesting.i run a street roadside hustle and I don't go to hustle on Sundays which is my rest days.

But as level come be nau...kids must chow anyhow e be.so I decided since last night to come to hustle today being Sunday,since I have what to sale so I could see money to purchase those items I mentioned earlier on.

The raw truth I don't know how to borrow money from somebody,infact no one would even agree to lend money to you.so I decided to use what I have to get what I need.

Immediately I appeared in my hustleville arena this morning,one righteous woman like that dressed in a very lovely gown and peacock hat was to the first to hunt me down.

Mind you this woman has been hunting me for months,she was the reason why I stopped selling on Sundays because her preaching wahala was too much.

Mummy zee why nau?why nau?I thought you ve stopped?,why did you come out today.
Whilst she was busy asking me these questions,I bent down to lit my firewoods money must be made jare.

When she finished rapping,she looked at me,I looked at her,I carried my pan and placed it on the fire.in my mind I was like...hanty pls board your Keke and go,but for where.


I walked up to her and said.....pls ma'am cud you please lend me 30k?I need it to sort some things at home.madam said she doesn't have.


I left her there,went back to stir my beans paste in my mortal,madam borrowed herself sense then entered Keke and moooovv.

I settled down and sold maaad market,my money to buy those foodstuffs I mentioned is complete.i even bought succulent ripe plantains join to prepare correct plaintain and egg sauce for my family!
Bag of potatoes is sure,paints of rice is sure, tubers of yam toh sure,paints of garri nko,it's the Lord's doing.

I can confidently get my soaps and body scrub now.

Now my question is.....just because today that I didn't go to church would God be so angry to throw me into hell fire knowing fully well that my family needs these basic items?

Why do some too churchy righteous Christians likes hunting people that doesn't go to church and if you meet them to help you with money instead they will quote excerpts from the Bible to you.

Na market I sell....no be thief I thief!

Food is ready.
Indomie
3 eggs
Carrots
Green peas
Plantain.
Yum yum





see how devil deh deceive you, very soon Sundays will be your biggest selling days, you will make market that you haven't sell from Monday to Saturday on Sundays, then your soul will be far from God. You can still attend your Sunday service after which you will come out and sell your market. Iron sharpen iron, don't neglect the gathering of the brethren. Selling on Sundays is not bad but attend fellowship first.

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Re: See the meal a churchy Nigerian almost made me missed today. by Truvelisback(m): 6:27pm On Oct 03, 2021
ahnie:
PLEASE IGNORE MY ENGLISH!
We all know how hard the country is @the moment,as we're all feeling the heat.

I have basically ran out of some major foodstuffs like yam, bag of potatoes,paints of rice and garri.for some couple of days now I have been racking my brain on how to purchase those items without disturbing my husband because recently he has bn complaining of low patronage.even my soaps and body scrub don finish for days now.

Me,I am somehow broke and sales lately hasn't bn interesting.i run a street roadside hustle and I don't go to hustle on Sundays which is my rest days.

But as level come be nau...kids must chow anyhow e be.so I decided since last night to come to hustle today being Sunday,since I have what to sale so I could see money to purchase those items I mentioned earlier on.

The raw truth I don't know how to borrow money from somebody,infact no one would even agree to lend money to you.so I decided to use what I have to get what I need.

Immediately I appeared in my hustleville arena this morning,one righteous woman like that dressed in a very lovely gown and peacock hat was to the first to hunt me down.

Mind you this woman has been hunting me for months,she was the reason why I stopped selling on Sundays because her preaching wahala was too much.

Mummy zee why nau?why nau?I thought you ve stopped?,why did you come out today.
Whilst she was busy asking me these questions,I bent down to lit my firewoods money must be made jare.

When she finished rapping,she looked at me,I looked at her,I carried my pan and placed it on the fire.in my mind I was like...hanty pls board your Keke and go,but for where.


I walked up to her and said.....pls ma'am cud you please lend me 30k?I need it to sort some things at home.madam said she doesn't have.


I left her there,went back to stir my beans paste in my mortal,madam borrowed herself sense then entered Keke and moooovv.

I settled down and sold maaad market,my money to buy those foodstuffs I mentioned is complete.i even bought succulent ripe plantains join to prepare correct plaintain and egg sauce for my family!
Bag of potatoes is sure,paints of rice is sure, tubers of yam toh sure,paints of garri nko,it's the Lord's doing.

I can confidently get my soaps and body scrub now.

Now my question is.....just because today that I didn't go to church would God be so angry to throw me into hell fire knowing fully well that my family needs these basic items?

Why do some too churchy righteous Christians likes hunting people that doesn't go to church and if you meet them to help you with money instead they will quote excerpts from the Bible to you.

Na market I sell....no be thief I thief!

Food is ready.
Indomie
3 eggs
Carrots
Green peas
Plantain.
Yum yum





A typical Calabar man will say: It's the Rod's doing.

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Re: See the meal a churchy Nigerian almost made me missed today. by udemzyudex(m): 6:29pm On Oct 03, 2021
ABCthingx:
Opening your shop on Sundays isn't something you should brag about let alone bring online for some cheap social media justification.

Oga rest, those wey dey sell on Sunday, you better pass them?

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Re: See the meal a churchy Nigerian almost made me missed today. by FlipModeSquade(m): 6:31pm On Oct 03, 2021
ABCthingx:
Opening your shop on Sundays isn't something you should brag about let alone bring online for some cheap social media justification.
And what is wrong with opening her shop on Sundays?

Is she supposed to be ashamed of legitimately putting food on her table?

If una carry this same holiness enter life..

Naija for know where it dey.. angry

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Re: See the meal a churchy Nigerian almost made me missed today. by EneJeta: 6:31pm On Oct 03, 2021
You are so realistic. God bless you abundantly.

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Re: See the meal a churchy Nigerian almost made me missed today. by lomprico(m): 6:32pm On Oct 03, 2021
ahnie:
PLEASE IGNORE MY ENGLISH!
We all know how hard the country is @the moment,as we're all feeling the heat.

I have basically ran out of some major foodstuffs like yam, bag of potatoes,paints of rice and garri.for some couple of days now I have been racking my brain on how to purchase those items without disturbing my husband because recently he has bn complaining of low patronage.even my soaps and body scrub don finish for days now.

Me,I am somehow broke and sales lately hasn't bn interesting.i run a street roadside hustle and I don't go to hustle on Sundays which is my rest days.

But as level come be nau...kids must chow anyhow e be.so I decided since last night to come to hustle today being Sunday,since I have what to sale so I could see money to purchase those items I mentioned earlier on.

The raw truth I don't know how to borrow money from somebody,infact no one would even agree to lend money to you.so I decided to use what I have to get what I need.

Immediately I appeared in my hustleville arena this morning,one righteous woman like that dressed in a very lovely gown and peacock hat was to the first to hunt me down.

Mind you this woman has been hunting me for months,she was the reason why I stopped selling on Sundays because her preaching wahala was too much.

Mummy zee why nau?why nau?I thought you ve stopped?,why did you come out today.
Whilst she was busy asking me these questions,I bent down to lit my firewoods money must be made jare.

When she finished rapping,she looked at me,I looked at her,I carried my pan and placed it on the fire.in my mind I was like...hanty pls board your Keke and go,but for where.


I walked up to her and said.....pls ma'am cud you please lend me 30k?I need it to sort some things at home.madam said she doesn't have.


I left her there,went back to stir my beans paste in my mortal,madam borrowed herself sense then entered Keke and moooovv.

I settled down and sold maaad market,my money to buy those foodstuffs I mentioned is complete.i even bought succulent ripe plantains join to prepare correct plaintain and egg sauce for my family!
Bag of potatoes is sure,paints of rice is sure, tubers of yam toh sure,paints of garri nko,it's the Lord's doing.

I can confidently get my soaps and body scrub now.

Now my question is.....just because today that I didn't go to church would God be so angry to throw me into hell fire knowing fully well that my family needs these basic items?

Why do some too churchy righteous Christians likes hunting people that doesn't go to church and if you meet them to help you with money instead they will quote excerpts from the Bible to you.

Na market I sell....no be thief I thief!

Food is ready.
Indomie
3 eggs
Carrots
Green peas
Plantain.
Yum yum






if no b say u don marry, I for propose to you. God bless your hustle.

Nobody is going to heaven anyways.

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Re: See the meal a churchy Nigerian almost made me missed today. by FlipModeSquade(m): 6:33pm On Oct 03, 2021
pennywys:
next time trow red oil on them, that's your business place no one has the right to disturb you there

Note these manner of people are more evil than satan I mean those churchy type
Don't mind the Hypocrites..

These set of Charlatans would scam you,if given half a chance..

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Re: See the meal a churchy Nigerian almost made me missed today. by Ola17: 6:33pm On Oct 03, 2021
I see you getting a big connection from this forum very soon.
I see you building two fine houses and two cars in few years.
I see your husband thanking God for giving him a hardworking and a smart woman.
I see him being so happy that he forgot family planning and score twins.

These I have seen.
Re: See the meal a churchy Nigerian almost made me missed today. by ray501(m): 6:33pm On Oct 03, 2021
Hmm! 3 eggs only you, abeg no go scatters home cell ooo. Just dey ur hoz for the rest of the day.
Re: See the meal a churchy Nigerian almost made me missed today. by Tombilly(m): 6:33pm On Oct 03, 2021
It's better to stay beside your fire � side and be thinking about God than to stay in the church and be thinking of your fire side.

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Re: See the meal a churchy Nigerian almost made me missed today. by lomprico(m): 6:34pm On Oct 03, 2021
Danjikanbauchi:
see how devil deh deceive you, very soon Sundays will be your biggest selling days, you will make market that you haven't sell from Monday to Saturday on Sundays, then your soul will be far from God. You can still attend your Sunday service after which you will come out and sell your market. Iron sharpen iron, don't neglect the gathering of the brethren. Selling on Sundays is not bad but attend fellowship first.

Ewu! where in that your bible did God make Sunday service compulsory?

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Re: See the meal a churchy Nigerian almost made me missed today. by khalhokage(m): 6:35pm On Oct 03, 2021
ABCthingx:
Opening your shop on Sundays isn't something you should brag about let alone bring online for some cheap social media justification.

Abeg go and sit down, make hungry kill her because of fake christians and their weekly ritual?

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Re: See the meal a churchy Nigerian almost made me missed today. by lomprico(m): 6:35pm On Oct 03, 2021
ABCthingx:
Opening your shop on Sundays isn't something you should brag about let alone bring online for some cheap social media justification.

what is wrong in it?
the rogue Church owners that it's their own big business day nko?

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Re: See the meal a churchy Nigerian almost made me missed today. by onojaford(m): 6:36pm On Oct 03, 2021
ahnie:
PLEASE IGNORE MY ENGLISH!
We all know how hard the country is @the moment,as we're all feeling the heat.

I have basically ran out of some major foodstuffs like yam, bag of potatoes,paints of rice and garri.for some couple of days now I have been racking my brain on how to purchase those items without disturbing my husband because recently he has bn complaining of low patronage.even my soaps and body scrub don finish for days now.

Me,I am somehow broke and sales lately hasn't bn interesting.i run a street roadside hustle and I don't go to hustle on Sundays which is my rest days.

But as level come be nau...kids must chow anyhow e be.so I decided since last night to come to hustle today being Sunday,since I have what to sale so I could see money to purchase those items I mentioned earlier on.

The raw truth I don't know how to borrow money from somebody,infact no one would even agree to lend money to you.so I decided to use what I have to get what I need.

Immediately I appeared in my hustleville arena this morning,one righteous woman like that dressed in a very lovely gown and peacock hat was to the first to hunt me down.

Mind you this woman has been hunting me for months,she was the reason why I stopped selling on Sundays because her preaching wahala was too much.

Mummy zee why nau?why nau?I thought you ve stopped?,why did you come out today.
Whilst she was busy asking me these questions,I bent down to lit my firewoods money must be made jare.

When she finished rapping,she looked at me,I looked at her,I carried my pan and placed it on the fire.in my mind I was like...hanty pls board your Keke and go,but for where.


I walked up to her and said.....pls ma'am cud you please lend me 30k?I need it to sort some things at home.madam said she doesn't have.


I left her there,went back to stir my beans paste in my mortal,madam borrowed herself sense then entered Keke and moooovv.

I settled down and sold maaad market,my money to buy those foodstuffs I mentioned is complete.i even bought succulent ripe plantains join to prepare correct plaintain and egg sauce for my family!
Bag of potatoes is sure,paints of rice is sure, tubers of yam toh sure,paints of garri nko,it's the Lord's doing.

I can confidently get my soaps and body scrub now.

Now my question is.....just because today that I didn't go to church would God be so angry to throw me into hell fire knowing fully well that my family needs these basic items?

Why do some too churchy righteous Christians likes hunting people that doesn't go to church and if you meet them to help you with money instead they will quote excerpts from the Bible to you.

Na market I sell....no be thief I thief!

Food is ready.
Indomie
3 eggs
Carrots
Green peas
Plantain.
Yum yum






The gospel truth is that: there's is no God who will be angry with you for not going to church. It's just what we were brought up to think.

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Re: See the meal a churchy Nigerian almost made me missed today. by khalhokage(m): 6:37pm On Oct 03, 2021
EternalBeing:
Lal las, na food go kill you! Just like Esau that sold his eternal birth right, you chose food over spending time to know your CREATOR. FFK brother.

So she can find God only inside the building?
You're the one that has sold his eternal birthright on the altar of ignorance.

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Re: See the meal a churchy Nigerian almost made me missed today. by lomprico(m): 6:39pm On Oct 03, 2021
EternalBeing:
Lal las, na food go kill you! Just like Esau that sold his eternal birth right, you chose food over spending time to know your CREATOR. FFK brother.

and na foolishness go kii you!

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Re: See the meal a churchy Nigerian almost made me missed today. by femi4: 6:39pm On Oct 03, 2021
ahnie:
PLEASE IGNORE MY ENGLISH!
We all know how hard the country is @the moment,as we're all feeling the heat.

I have basically ran out of some major foodstuffs like yam, bag of potatoes,paints of rice and garri.for some couple of days now I have been racking my brain on how to purchase those items without disturbing my husband because recently he has bn complaining of low patronage.even my soaps and body scrub don finish for days now.

Me,I am somehow broke and sales lately hasn't bn interesting.i run a street roadside hustle and I don't go to hustle on Sundays which is my rest days.

But as level come be nau...kids must chow anyhow e be.so I decided since last night to come to hustle today being Sunday,since I have what to sale so I could see money to purchase those items I mentioned earlier on.

The raw truth I don't know how to borrow money from somebody,infact no one would even agree to lend money to you.so I decided to use what I have to get what I need.

Immediately I appeared in my hustleville arena this morning,one righteous woman like that dressed in a very lovely gown and peacock hat was to the first to hunt me down.

Mind you this woman has been hunting me for months,she was the reason why I stopped selling on Sundays because her preaching wahala was too much.

Mummy zee why nau?why nau?I thought you ve stopped?,why did you come out today.
Whilst she was busy asking me these questions,I bent down to lit my firewoods money must be made jare.

When she finished rapping,she looked at me,I looked at her,I carried my pan and placed it on the fire.in my mind I was like...hanty pls board your Keke and go,but for where.


I walked up to her and said.....pls ma'am cud you please lend me 30k?I need it to sort some things at home.madam said she doesn't have.


I left her there,went back to stir my beans paste in my mortal,madam borrowed herself sense then entered Keke and moooovv.

I settled down and sold maaad market,my money to buy those foodstuffs I mentioned is complete.i even bought succulent ripe plantains join to prepare correct plaintain and egg sauce for my family!
Bag of potatoes is sure,paints of rice is sure, tubers of yam toh sure,paints of garri nko,it's the Lord's doing.

I can confidently get my soaps and body scrub now.

Now my question is.....just because today that I didn't go to church would God be so angry to throw me into hell fire knowing fully well that my family needs these basic items?

Why do some too churchy righteous Christians likes hunting people that doesn't go to church and if you meet them to help you with money instead they will quote excerpts from the Bible to you.

Na market I sell....no be thief I thief!

Food is ready.
Indomie
3 eggs
Carrots
Green peas
Plantain.
Yum yum





3eggs ke?.... CALORIES
Re: See the meal a churchy Nigerian almost made me missed today. by Nobody: 6:39pm On Oct 03, 2021
ahnie:
PLEASE IGNORE MY ENGLISH!
We all know how hard the country is @the moment,as we're all feeling the heat.

I have basically ran out of some major foodstuffs like yam, bag of potatoes,paints of rice and garri.for some couple of days now I have been racking my brain on how to purchase those items without disturbing my husband because recently he has bn complaining of low patronage.even my soaps and body scrub don finish for days now.

Me,I am somehow broke and sales lately hasn't bn interesting.i run a street roadside hustle and I don't go to hustle on Sundays which is my rest days.

But as level come be nau...kids must chow anyhow e be.so I decided since last night to come to hustle today being Sunday,since I have what to sale so I could see money to purchase those items I mentioned earlier on.

The raw truth I don't know how to borrow money from somebody,infact no one would even agree to lend money to you.so I decided to use what I have to get what I need.

Immediately I appeared in my hustleville arena this morning,one righteous woman like that dressed in a very lovely gown and peacock hat was to the first to hunt me down.

Mind you this woman has been hunting me for months,she was the reason why I stopped selling on Sundays because her preaching wahala was too much.

Mummy zee why nau?why nau?I thought you ve stopped?,why did you come out today.
Whilst she was busy asking me these questions,I bent down to lit my firewoods money must be made jare.

When she finished rapping,she looked at me,I looked at her,I carried my pan and placed it on the fire.in my mind I was like...hanty pls board your Keke and go,but for where.


I walked up to her and said.....pls ma'am cud you please lend me 30k?I need it to sort some things at home.madam said she doesn't have.


I left her there,went back to stir my beans paste in my mortal,madam borrowed herself sense then entered Keke and moooovv.

I settled down and sold maaad market,my money to buy those foodstuffs I mentioned is complete.i even bought succulent ripe plantains join to prepare correct plaintain and egg sauce for my family!
Bag of potatoes is sure,paints of rice is sure, tubers of yam toh sure,paints of garri nko,it's the Lord's doing.

I can confidently get my soaps and body scrub now.

Now my question is.....just because today that I didn't go to church would God be so angry to throw me into hell fire knowing fully well that my family needs these basic items?

Why do some too churchy righteous Christians likes hunting people that doesn't go to church and if you meet them to help you with money instead they will quote excerpts from the Bible to you.

Na market I sell....no be thief I thief!

Food is ready.
Indomie
3 eggs
Carrots
Green peas
Plantain.
Yum yum






Dont listen to those buch of hypocrites. Next, them go tell you to carry your hard earned money go dash maga pastors.
Dont ever allow a fellow human to bring you under their control. Never!

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Re: See the meal a churchy Nigerian almost made me missed today. by Elsueno: 6:40pm On Oct 03, 2021
sis ahnie forget those over Sabi people, even God himself said, we should chop well b4 dabbling into prayers or religious activities so that hunger no go distract us

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Re: See the meal a churchy Nigerian almost made me missed today. by lomprico(m): 6:41pm On Oct 03, 2021
xpressionx:
I go to church and still hustle on Sundays.
You people just like to find reasons to bring disrepute to the things of God.
You can still combine both without bringing it to nairaland for people to insult what you treasure.
Selah

the churchy woman does not want her to hustle at all!

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Re: See the meal a churchy Nigerian almost made me missed today. by Myself2(m): 6:41pm On Oct 03, 2021
chatinent:
Who never chop go get strength go church?


Yes
Today wey be thanksgiving my church dey share bags of rice and garri to those wey need am, including non Christians from around the vicinity of the church. Publicity for this was wide the previous day.
Also those wey need small cash handout dey still get something to hold body

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