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Re: See the meal a churchy Nigerian almost made me missed today. by Cnach: 8:10pm On Oct 03, 2021
iswallker:
Made me missed
. Did you attend primary school
undecided
Calm down
English language it a language learnt just like an Ibo can learn Yoruba. By standard u don't suppose to master everything about it but the ones that helps u communicate except for those who may be taking it as their area of specialisation. A little she know is good because 99% of us understood her well including u wey dey look for woman trouble

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Re: See the meal a churchy Nigerian almost made me missed today. by sajmark(m): 8:11pm On Oct 03, 2021
if Sapa for a single man is this bad, I'm sure I'll get a headache if I think of how Sapa will be for a married man with kids... keep supporting your husband Ma'am.
Re: See the meal a churchy Nigerian almost made me missed today. by Silentgroper(m): 8:13pm On Oct 03, 2021
NorthernersSuck:
Me,I am somehow broke and sales lately hasn't bn interesting.i run a street roadside hustle and I don't go to hustle on Sundays which is my rest days.


Street roadside hustle? Nawa oooo
Lol... She sells beans cake.
Re: See the meal a churchy Nigerian almost made me missed today. by ahnie: 8:16pm On Oct 03, 2021
I think I need to chip this in....I'm not an hypocrite,it's not about going to church every sunday,yet fails to adhere to the teachings of Christ.

Many peeps go to church on Sunday yet their altitude is nothing to write home about.would you rather want my family to lack when I have means to provide for them by opting not to go to church for one day?

The truth is...had it bn the lady gave me the 30k I would hav e jejely packed up my wares and go to church.

By the way we practice religion in naija than Christianity.

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Re: See the meal a churchy Nigerian almost made me missed today. by ahnie: 8:18pm On Oct 03, 2021
Cnach:

Calm down
English language it a language learnt just like an Ibo can learn Yoruba. By standard u don't suppose to master everything about it but the ones that helps u communicate except for those who may be taking it as their area of specialisation. A little she know is good because 99% of us understood her well including u wey dey look for woman trouble
Ignore him... he's still probably been fed by his aged parents.know this and have peace.

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Re: See the meal a churchy Nigerian almost made me missed today. by Hicent306(m): 8:23pm On Oct 03, 2021
The first thing that comes to mind as I read along is the case of Esau. Only God knows what openings could have been granted by getting to tell God all of the challenges presently. A honest pray, I pray we won't shortchange our blessing for immediate gratifications
Re: See the meal a churchy Nigerian almost made me missed today. by OBTOREPA(m): 8:24pm On Oct 03, 2021
ahnie:
PLEASE IGNORE MY ENGLISH!
We all know how hard the country is @the moment,as we're all feeling the heat.

I have basically ran out of some major foodstuffs like yam, bag of potatoes,paints of rice and garri.for some couple of days now I have been racking my brain on how to purchase those items without disturbing my husband because recently he has bn complaining of low patronage.even my soaps and body scrub don finish for days now.

Me,I am somehow broke and sales lately hasn't bn interesting.i run a street roadside hustle and I don't go to hustle on Sundays which is my rest days.

But as level come be nau...kids must chow anyhow e be.so I decided since last night to come to hustle today being Sunday,since I have what to sale so I could see money to purchase those items I mentioned earlier on.

The raw truth I don't know how to borrow money from somebody,infact no one would even agree to lend money to you.so I decided to use what I have to get what I need.

Immediately I appeared in my hustleville arena this morning,one righteous woman like that dressed in a very lovely gown and peacock hat was to the first to hunt me down.

Mind you this woman has been hunting me for months,she was the reason why I stopped selling on Sundays because her preaching wahala was too much.

Mummy zee why nau?why nau?I thought you ve stopped?,why did you come out today.
Whilst she was busy asking me these questions,I bent down to lit my firewoods money must be made jare.

When she finished rapping,she looked at me,I looked at her,I carried my pan and placed it on the fire.in my mind I was like...hanty pls board your Keke and go,but for where.


I walked up to her and said.....pls ma'am cud you please lend me 30k?I need it to sort some things at home.madam said she doesn't have.


I left her there,went back to stir my beans paste in my mortal,madam borrowed herself sense then entered Keke and moooovv.

I settled down and sold maaad market,my money to buy those foodstuffs I mentioned is complete.i even bought succulent ripe plantains join to prepare correct plaintain and egg sauce for my family!
Bag of potatoes is sure,paints of rice is sure, tubers of yam toh sure,paints of garri nko,it's the Lord's doing.

I can confidently get my soaps and body scrub now.

Now my question is.....just because today that I didn't go to church would God be so angry to throw me into hell fire knowing fully well that my family needs these basic items?

Why do some too churchy righteous Christians likes hunting people that doesn't go to church and if you meet them to help you with money instead they will quote excerpts from the Bible to you.

Na market I sell....no be thief I thief!

Food is ready.
Indomie
3 eggs
Carrots
Green peas
Plantain.
Yum yum






Is your problems over now?
Re: See the meal a churchy Nigerian almost made me missed today. by RedEnergy: 8:27pm On Oct 03, 2021
ahnie:

This one wey all of una want marry me so....ogini na afio?
You cannot understand. Most girls wey full town now them be soup without salt and maggi. They look good and well garnished from afar until you taste them and...tueh! You're a "Ratatouille" dish kiss

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Re: See the meal a churchy Nigerian almost made me missed today. by Elsueno: 8:35pm On Oct 03, 2021
Xilsbridalhouse:

Man shall not live by bread alone but by every word of God that cometh out of his mouth.

More like the temptation, Get food and forgo salvation. Who knows, an Angel might just be waiting for her in her place of worship today.

There is no temptation here my sister, God looks at our heart & intentions. He knows if she had enough, she would have gone to worship. Besides, God is literally everywhere. His angels can meet u anywhere & at anytime he decrees. He is a merciful God.

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Re: See the meal a churchy Nigerian almost made me missed today. by MummyD2020(f): 8:35pm On Oct 03, 2021
ahnie:
PLEASE IGNORE MY ENGLISH!
We all know how hard the country is @the moment,as we're all feeling the heat.

I have basically ran out of some major foodstuffs like yam, bag of potatoes,paints of rice and garri.for some couple of days now I have been racking my brain on how to purchase those items without disturbing my husband because recently he has bn complaining of low patronage.even my soaps and body scrub don finish for days now.

Me,I am somehow broke and sales lately hasn't bn interesting.i run a street roadside hustle and I don't go to hustle on Sundays which is my rest days.

But as level come be nau...kids must chow anyhow e be.so I decided since last night to come to hustle today being Sunday,since I have what to sale so I could see money to purchase those items I mentioned earlier on.

The raw truth I don't know how to borrow money from somebody,infact no one would even agree to lend money to you.so I decided to use what I have to get what I need.

Immediately I appeared in my hustleville arena this morning,one righteous woman like that dressed in a very lovely gown and peacock hat was to the first to hunt me down.

Mind you this woman has been hunting me for months,she was the reason why I stopped selling on Sundays because her preaching wahala was too much.

Mummy zee why nau?why nau?I thought you ve stopped?,why did you come out today.
Whilst she was busy asking me these questions,I bent down to lit my firewoods money must be made jare.

When she finished rapping,she looked at me,I looked at her,I carried my pan and placed it on the fire.in my mind I was like...hanty pls board your Keke and go,but for where.


I walked up to her and said.....pls ma'am cud you please lend me 30k?I need it to sort some things at home.madam said she doesn't have.


I left her there,went back to stir my beans paste in my mortal,madam borrowed herself sense then entered Keke and moooovv.

I settled down and sold maaad market,my money to buy those foodstuffs I mentioned is complete.i even bought succulent ripe plantains join to prepare correct plaintain and egg sauce for my family!
Bag of potatoes is sure,paints of rice is sure, tubers of yam toh sure,paints of garri nko,it's the Lord's doing.

I can confidently get my soaps and body scrub now.

Now my question is.....just because today that I didn't go to church would God be so angry to throw me into hell fire knowing fully well that my family needs these basic items?

Why do some too churchy righteous Christians likes hunting people that doesn't go to church and if you meet them to help you with money instead they will quote excerpts from the Bible to you.

Na market I sell....no be thief I thief!

Food is ready.
Indomie
3 eggs
Carrots
Green peas
Plantain.
Yum yum






Fire down, the Lord is ur strength and He knows ur heart. Leave humanbeings esp Nigerians. Our holier than thou attitude is alarming but we are the most wicked, dubious and worse set of people on earth. Church wey u go go now dem go dey give up to 7 types of offering s. Abegi

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Re: See the meal a churchy Nigerian almost made me missed today. by RedEnergy: 8:37pm On Oct 03, 2021
sajmark:
if Sapa for a single man is this bad, I'm sure I'll get a headache if I think of how Sapa will be for a married man with kids... keep supporting your husband Ma'am.
'It is not good for man to be alone. I will make him a
helper..." She is a perfect illustration of this. Her type is too rare.
Re: See the meal a churchy Nigerian almost made me missed today. by Danjikanbauchi: 9:04pm On Oct 03, 2021
lomprico:


Ewu! where in that your bible did God make Sunday service compulsory?
I know you are a Mohammedanist, so no point treading words with you.
Re: See the meal a churchy Nigerian almost made me missed today. by lomprico(m): 9:06pm On Oct 03, 2021
Danjikanbauchi:
I know you are a Mohammedanist, so no point treading words with you.

fool! spill it out.

fucking hypocrite.

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Re: See the meal a churchy Nigerian almost made me missed today. by ahnie: 9:07pm On Oct 03, 2021
Bia enyi....you guys should not spoil my thread.dan Allah bana so iru wana maran kunya....kaji ko.

Dan Allah ku daina.

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Re: See the meal a churchy Nigerian almost made me missed today. by BadEnglish(m): 9:14pm On Oct 03, 2021
Me wey go church today sef, na vex I vex comot, even the pastor noticed sey this guy no dey smile. It was 1pm already, Man pikin dey hungry and una still dey tell me sey 3 programs still dey. Which kind juju be that. Na so I tap my friend if u no follow me na bike go carry u house b dat. undecided even Jesus no stress him disciples sef like the way our churchy ppl dey do this days

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Re: See the meal a churchy Nigerian almost made me missed today. by OmovuduTheBeast(f): 9:15pm On Oct 03, 2021
ABCthingx:
Opening your shop on Sundays isn't something you should brag about let alone bring online for some cheap social media justification.

SHUT UP THERE!!!

YOU ARE A TYPICAL TIMID AFRICAN WHO IS SO IGNORANT. WHAT IS DIFFERENT BETWEEN SUNDAY AND ANY OTHER DAY OF THE WEEK?

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Re: See the meal a churchy Nigerian almost made me missed today. by OmovuduTheBeast(f): 9:17pm On Oct 03, 2021
helinues:
grin

Going to church every Sunday is not feasible.

Lots of people have been faking it

Btw, God no go drop from heaven to help anyone, you need to use your brain

SHUT UP!!!

AFONJA MUSLIM

WHY NOT SWERVE TO THE MUSLIM SECTION?

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Re: See the meal a churchy Nigerian almost made me missed today. by ABCthingx: 9:18pm On Oct 03, 2021
descarado:

You know, I have never seen people who live in la la land like Nigerian Christians especially the team born again.
You get home and put on your electricity but you forget somebody was there all day keeping everything intact so you will have electricity

Emergency happens on sunday morning and u rush to the hospital to meet pagans.
I do wish you lots look the meaning of hypocrite in the dictionary.

Actually healthcare related works are understandable because they render 'essential' services.
Ask yourself, if she didn't trade today would she had die?
Re: See the meal a churchy Nigerian almost made me missed today. by Damntruth(m): 9:33pm On Oct 03, 2021
ahnie:
PLEASE IGNORE MY ENGLISH!
We all know how hard the country is @the moment,as we're all feeling the heat.

I have basically ran out of some major foodstuffs like yam, bag of potatoes,paints of rice and garri.for some couple of days now I have been racking my brain on how to purchase those items without disturbing my husband because recently he has bn complaining of low patronage.even my soaps and body scrub don finish for days now.

Me,I am somehow broke and sales lately hasn't bn interesting.i run a street roadside hustle and I don't go to hustle on Sundays which is my rest days.

But as level come be nau...kids must chow anyhow e be.so I decided since last night to come to hustle today being Sunday,since I have what to sale so I could see money to purchase those items I mentioned earlier on.

The raw truth I don't know how to borrow money from somebody,infact no one would even agree to lend money to you.so I decided to use what I have to get what I need.

Immediately I appeared in my hustleville arena this morning,one righteous woman like that dressed in a very lovely gown and peacock hat was to the first to hunt me down.

Mind you this woman has been hunting me for months,she was the reason why I stopped selling on Sundays because her preaching wahala was too much.

Mummy zee why nau?why nau?I thought you ve stopped?,why did you come out today.
Whilst she was busy asking me these questions,I bent down to lit my firewoods money must be made jare.

When she finished rapping,she looked at me,I looked at her,I carried my pan and placed it on the fire.in my mind I was like...hanty pls board your Keke and go,but for where.


I walked up to her and said.....pls ma'am cud you please lend me 30k?I need it to sort some things at home.madam said she doesn't have.


I left her there,went back to stir my beans paste in my mortal,madam borrowed herself sense then entered Keke and moooovv.

I settled down and sold maaad market,my money to buy those foodstuffs I mentioned is complete.i even bought succulent ripe plantains join to prepare correct plaintain and egg sauce for my family!
Bag of potatoes is sure,paints of rice is sure, tubers of yam toh sure,paints of garri nko,it's the Lord's doing.

I can confidently get my soaps and body scrub now.

Now my question is.....just because today that I didn't go to church would God be so angry to throw me into hell fire knowing fully well that my family needs these basic items?

Why do some too churchy righteous Christians likes hunting people that doesn't go to church and if you meet them to help you with money instead they will quote excerpts from the Bible to you.

Na market I sell....no be thief I thief!

Food is ready.
Indomie
3 eggs
Carrots
Green peas
Plantain.
Yum yum





For Yee shall know the truth and the truth shall set you free.as am typing i had so many reasons to give you that what u did was ..upto to posting this ..but The Holy spirit said u know u are wrong u brought this to give yourself justification from men ..when u serve men u get men reward ..and when u serve God u get His rewards..what u did here alone posting this is Antichrists like..to justify what course ..u know the truth but pretend to no know ..i leave u with the peace of God ..i pray you go to Him and confess your sins
Re: See the meal a churchy Nigerian almost made me missed today. by descarado: 9:36pm On Oct 03, 2021
ABCthingx:
Actually healthcare related works are understandable because they render 'essential' services.
Ask yourself, if she didn't trade today would she had die?
This nairaland you use, the owner is working for you to come online this morning and form righteous

She made a breakthrough today and that is what matters and we are happy for her. Be happy for her too abi is this not what Christianity is all about?

The same Christian Bible said don't judge so who are you to judge her if not a hypocrite.

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Re: See the meal a churchy Nigerian almost made me missed today. by ahnie: 9:37pm On Oct 03, 2021
ABCthingx:
Actually healthcare related works are understandable because they render 'essential' services.
Ask yourself, if she didn't trade today would she had die?
You pretend too much.
Now asked yourself,if I had begged you for 30k would you have given it to me?
I bet you would have taken advantage of me.
Sorry to say....you disgust me.

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Re: See the meal a churchy Nigerian almost made me missed today. by anthony533(m): 9:37pm On Oct 03, 2021
ABCthingx:
Opening your shop on Sundays isn't something you should brag about let alone bring online for some cheap social media justification.
Mumu,so on Sunday every shop should remain closed.
Nobody should render service or whatsoever on Sunday?
Religion kill you there
Re: See the meal a churchy Nigerian almost made me missed today. by ahnie: 9:40pm On Oct 03, 2021
Damntruth:
For Yee shall know the truth and the truth shall set you free.as am typing i had so many reasons to give you that what u did was ..upto to posting this ..but The Holy spirit said u know u are wrong u brought this to give yourself justification from men ..when u serve men u get men reward ..and when u serve God u get His rewards..what u did here alone posting this is Antichrists like..to justify what course ..u know the truth but pretend to no know ..i leave u with the peace of God ..i pray you go to Him and confess your sins
All these sermons for me because I skipped church today to go hustle!you really have a long way to go.

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Re: See the meal a churchy Nigerian almost made me missed today. by Drella(m): 9:49pm On Oct 03, 2021
ahnie:
PLEASE IGNORE MY ENGLISH!
We all know how hard the country is @the moment,as we're all feeling the heat.

I have basically ran out of some major foodstuffs like yam, bag of potatoes,paints of rice and garri.for some couple of days now I have been racking my brain on how to purchase those items without disturbing my husband because recently he has bn complaining of low patronage.even my soaps and body scrub don finish for days now.

Me,I am somehow broke and sales lately hasn't bn interesting.i run a street roadside hustle and I don't go to hustle on Sundays which is my rest days.

But as level come be nau...kids must chow anyhow e be.so I decided since last night to come to hustle today being Sunday,since I have what to sale so I could see money to purchase those items I mentioned earlier on.

The raw truth I don't know how to borrow money from somebody,infact no one would even agree to lend money to you.so I decided to use what I have to get what I need.

Immediately I appeared in my hustleville arena this morning,one righteous woman like that dressed in a very lovely gown and peacock hat was to the first to hunt me down.

Mind you this woman has been hunting me for months,she was the reason why I stopped selling on Sundays because her preaching wahala was too much.

Mummy zee why nau?why nau?I thought you ve stopped?,why did you come out today.
Whilst she was busy asking me these questions,I bent down to lit my firewoods money must be made jare.

When she finished rapping,she looked at me,I looked at her,I carried my pan and placed it on the fire.in my mind I was like...hanty pls board your Keke and go,but for where.


I walked up to her and said.....pls ma'am cud you please lend me 30k?I need it to sort some things at home.madam said she doesn't have.


I left her there,went back to stir my beans paste in my mortal,madam borrowed herself sense then entered Keke and moooovv.

I settled down and sold maaad market,my money to buy those foodstuffs I mentioned is complete.i even bought succulent ripe plantains join to prepare correct plaintain and egg sauce for my family!
Bag of potatoes is sure,paints of rice is sure, tubers of yam toh sure,paints of garri nko,it's the Lord's doing.

I can confidently get my soaps and body scrub now.

Now my question is.....just because today that I didn't go to church would God be so angry to throw me into hell fire knowing fully well that my family needs these basic items?

Why do some too churchy righteous Christians likes hunting people that doesn't go to church and if you meet them to help you with money instead they will quote excerpts from the Bible to you.

Na market I sell....no be thief I thief!

Food is ready.
Indomie
3 eggs
Carrots
Green peas
Plantain.
Yum yum







3 eggs??

Hanty you're a Foodlum grin
Re: See the meal a churchy Nigerian almost made me missed today. by SonofGod231: 9:49pm On Oct 03, 2021
ahnie:

All these sermons for me because I skipped church today to go hustle!you really have a long way to go.
He is right right....You no dey go church.
What are you trying to preach here?
Tomorrow na your type go dey pray dey quote "seek first the kingdom bla bla".
You are an hypocrite and one of us backsliders,Accept it in good faith and stop slandering.
Re: See the meal a churchy Nigerian almost made me missed today. by ahnie: 9:51pm On Oct 03, 2021
descarado:

This nairaland you use, the owner is working for you to come online this morning and form righteous

She made a breakthrough today and that is what matters and we are happy for her. Be happy for her too abi is this not what Christianity is all about?

The same Christian Bible said don't judge so who are you to judge her if not a hypocrite.


Sweetie please save your breathe...na people like him sleeps with peoples wife's.
He has been brainwashed.
Re: See the meal a churchy Nigerian almost made me missed today. by ahnie: 9:52pm On Oct 03, 2021
SonofGod231:

He is right right....You no dey go church.
What are you trying to preach here?
Tomorrow na your type go dey pray dey quote "seek first the kingdom bla bla".
You are an hypocrite and one of us backsliders,Accept it in good faith and stop slandering.
Thank you sir.Have a splendid night rest.
Re: See the meal a churchy Nigerian almost made me missed today. by Damntruth(m): 9:57pm On Oct 03, 2021
ahnie:

All these sermons for me because I skipped church today to go hustle!you really have a long way to go.
not because you skipped church..i dont dislike or hate you dear but ..what i want you to get rid if is your ideology..thats why Jesus said to preach deliverance..by what you posted here in the context and your mindset do u know how you would lead to fire knowing or unknowingly?
Re: See the meal a churchy Nigerian almost made me missed today. by chatinent: 9:58pm On Oct 03, 2021
sheanzy:
Send your account number

Ahnie
Re: See the meal a churchy Nigerian almost made me missed today. by descarado: 9:59pm On Oct 03, 2021
ahnie:

Sweetie please save your breathe...na people like him sleeps with peoples wife's.
He has been brainwashed.
Gosh cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

U won't kill me o.


You are right. Fear people wey dey form too Holy. E get why.

Well done my sister and may the works of your hand multiply exceedingly. You are the type God uplifts.
Re: See the meal a churchy Nigerian almost made me missed today. by ahnie: 10:00pm On Oct 03, 2021
chatinent:


Ahnie
Yes chatinent...you called!
Re: See the meal a churchy Nigerian almost made me missed today. by ahnie: 10:01pm On Oct 03, 2021
Damntruth:
not because you skipped church..i dont dislike or hate you dear but ..what i want you to get rid if is your ideology..thats why Jesus said to preach deliverance..by what you posted here in the context and your mindset do u know how you would lead to fire knowing or unknowingly?
Thank you zaddy G.O

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