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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 2:21pm On Oct 12, 2021
geezyk:
Chai! People wey dey always turn around Lagos hoping to meet up dey try oo, I broke one of my rules last Monday, took a trip from mafoluku to Titi kokori around governor's road. All was smooth till we entered this hellish street, it was like rock climbing, my car was just hitting the ground cos of how bad the street was, worst part was that the street was freaking long, and I was still going to 92, spent over 20 minutes navigating on the street.

Was even thinking how to come back out cos I was afraid sef,to cut the story short, I lost my radiator to the street, I didn't know my gear oil was licking till Saturday when I had an event to attend, while trying to engage the second gear, the car jerks and slows down, took it to my mechanic, I had to buy gear oil 15k and changed the radiator to double cell 30k which was unplanned.

Spent a total of unbudgeted 50k, cos I broke a golden rule.

And how much was the trip ?
I like your words unplanned and unbudgeted
Removing 50k from earnings or savings is enough to run a driver mad.

I had to end a trip close to riders street on Friday night. Rider said she can’t step out cos she would have to walk inside water to get to her house. I just parked and was pressing phone to quickly reply post here.
Las las I beg her to take bike home.
Same thing I do if I sense Lastma or LGA tout traps zones, I will beg rider that it’s better you go with the money than pay 25k to Lastma.

Sorry you will recover the 50k dis weekend, just don’t be a lazyD work like ants (100k very easy week in week out)

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by geezyk(m): 2:29pm On Oct 12, 2021
davit:
Never break your rules. Terrible roads too plenty on Lagos Roads. Sorry for the loss
My biggest mistake.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by geezyk(m): 2:33pm On Oct 12, 2021
BAZ001:


And how much was the trip ?
I like your words unplanned and unbudgeted
Removing 50k from earnings or savings is enough to run a driver mad.

I had to end a trip close to riders street on Friday night. Rider said she can’t step out cos she would have to walk inside water to get to her house. I just parked and was pressing phone to quickly reply post here.
Las las I beg her to take bike home.
Same thing I do if I sense Lastma or LGA tout traps zones, I will beg rider that it’s better you go with the money than pay 25k to Lastma.

Sorry you will recover the 50k dis weekend, just don’t be a lazyD work like ants (100k very easy week in week out)
Trip na just 2500 oo.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Abidemi501(m): 3:07pm On Oct 12, 2021
Hello my people, I need help on how to enroll and start earning in uber I need someone who can put me through....I am in Ibadan
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by davidwemby: 3:09pm On Oct 12, 2021
izzou:


I go enter November, make we go chop fish for Full House

cool

See my Festac ppl dem.. I can imagine how many times I must’ve been there and I no know say my Ogas dey dia too.. flex your boy small o! I promise, I no go dorime for una head.. grin
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by FuckEveryday: 3:16pm On Oct 12, 2021
grin grin grin grin
Una no go kill person...Bazz n Cheerfulgiver own cum b like Fury n Wilder.

Y'all should leave cheerful alone biko...the country is hard and Uber now is turning to a luxury for some people who could easily afford a trip few months / years back.

Funny enough some of those people are no fellow drivers that's why we have more drivers than trips...or should I say it's equal now which wasn't so before.

If he couldnt meet up it's noting but normal...The market is down, the economy of the country is down..make Una let m rest.

Bazz should also not be condemned for having a side hustle...Tho his own issue is Hiding it while claiming he doesn't hv strength to work but works almost like Cheerfulgiver

Me I've always been a LazyD with my full chest cus I feel the stress I put in to the driving is not equivalent to what I earn from it...so I work on my own pace that's if I feel like it at all. Na the last time wey I drive bdis sef.
God help us all

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 3:39pm On Oct 12, 2021
geezyk:
Trip na just 2500 oo.

You don’t mean it ?
2,500 * 20 trips = 50k

Chaii I feel your pain truly e dey pain.
Just one loose guard you loose 50k

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by IFEBARBIE: 3:48pm On Oct 12, 2021
FuckEveryday:
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Una no go kill person...Bazz n Cheerfulgiver own cum b like Fury n Wilder.

Y'all should leave cheerful alone biko...the country is hard and Uber now is turning to a luxury for some people who could easily afford a trip few months / years back.

Funny enough some of those people are no fellow drivers that's why we have more drivers than trips...or should I say it's equal now which wasn't so before.

If he couldnt meet up it's noting but normal...The market is down, the economy of the country is down..make Una let m rest.

Bazz should also not be condemned for having a side hustle...Tho his own issue is Hiding it while claiming he doesn't hv strength to work but works almost like Cheerfulgiver

Me I've always been a LazyD with my full chest cus I feel the stress I put in to the driving is not equivalent to what I earn from it...so I work on my own pace that's if I feel like it at all. Na the last time wey I drive bdis sef.
God help us all

.... And when I thought I was done with the Chais! for today. grin

Chai! grin


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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by AgentXxx(m): 4:08pm On Oct 12, 2021
You messed up, you should have ended the trip and let the rider know you can’t proceed, I will never spoil my car because any body oo.., either they walk into the street or take a bike
geezyk:
Chai! People wey dey always turn around Lagos hoping to meet up dey try oo, I broke one of my rules last Monday, took a trip from mafoluku to Titi kokori around governor's road. All was smooth till we entered this hellish street, it was like rock climbing, my car was just hitting the ground cos of how bad the street was, worst part was that the street was freaking long, and I was still going to 92, spent over 20 minutes navigating on the street.

Was even thinking how to come back out cos I was afraid sef,to cut the story short, I lost my radiator to the street, I didn't know my gear oil was licking till Saturday when I had an event to attend, while trying to engage the second gear, the car jerks and slows down, took it to my mechanic, I had to buy gear oil 15k and changed the radiator to double cell 30k which was unplanned.

Spent a total of unbudgeted 50k, cos I broke a golden rule.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by komodapson(m): 4:09pm On Oct 12, 2021
FuckEveryday:
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Una no go kill person...Bazz n Cheerfulgiver own cum b like Fury n Wilder.

Y'all should leave cheerful alone biko...the country is hard and Uber now is turning to a luxury for some people who could easily afford a trip few months / years back.



Funny enough some of those people are no fellow drivers that's why we have more drivers than trips...or should I say it's equal now which wasn't so before.

If he couldnt meet up it's noting but normal...The market is down, the economy of the country is down..make Una let m rest.

Bazz should also not be condemned for having a side hustle...Tho his own issue is Hiding it while claiming he doesn't hv strength to work but works almost like Cheerfulgiver

Me I've always been a LazyD with my full chest cus I feel the stress I put in to the driving is not equivalent to what I earn from it...so I work on my own pace that's if I feel like it at all. Na the last time wey I drive bdis sef.
God help us all

You're absolutely spot on
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 4:11pm On Oct 12, 2021
FuckEveryday:
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Una no go kill person...Bazz n Cheerfulgiver own cum b like Fury n Wilder.

Y'all should leave cheerful alone biko...the country is hard and Uber now is turning to a luxury for some people who could easily afford a trip few months / years back.

Funny enough some of those people are no fellow drivers that's why we have more drivers than trips...or should I say it's equal now which wasn't so before.

If he couldnt meet up it's noting but normal...The market is down, the economy of the country is down..make Una let m rest.

Bazz should also not be condemned for having a side hustle...Tho his own issue is Hiding it while claiming he doesn't hv strength to work but works almost like Cheerfulgiver

Me I've always been a LazyD with my full chest cus I feel the stress I put in to the driving is not equivalent to what I earn from it...so I work on my own pace that's if I feel like it at all. Na the last time wey I drive bdis sef.
God help us all

Which kind judgement be dis nau, grin
I’ve said it here that I don’t drive everyday or every week.
But let’s assume I drive like ants, I come here to say it’s not easy to drive and earn they say it’s easy week in week out, that I’m deceiving people.
Oga with all your ant strategies after speaking with CheerfulGiver why don’t you drive everyday if it’s that easy ?

Pls sir have you seen CheerfulGiver in your estate physically before as neighbors not as driver, dropping rider ?

Pls when was d last time you missed jumping danfo bus ?
D last time you couldn’t drive you told us how your Uber driver dey fly. Why u no take bus ?

Recent developments shows dt lack of dashboards posting has made many ants recruits to run back to LazyD ( I no blame dem, nobody wan mad)

Let me post mine too

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 4:17pm On Oct 12, 2021
IFEBARBIE:


.... And when I thought I was done with the Chais! for today. grin

Chai! grin


[img]https://media1./images/7d5b9d7341d10667f2867a892370eb28/tenor.gif?itemid=13738821[/img]

Fuckeveryday Na real clown


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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mrjaydee(m): 4:24pm On Oct 12, 2021
How do we believe this is your dashboard Mr "my interview date is not showing" ?

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by CheerfulGiver: 4:35pm On Oct 12, 2021
mrjaydee:
How do we believe this is your dashboard Mr "my interview date is not showing" ?

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 4:47pm On Oct 12, 2021
Gbam the 2 bus lovers don show up there

1. I miss bus so much for 14 years,
2. I couldn’t drive for 2weeks so I took bus from oshodi to Epe grin

Both missing poverty days...

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mrjaydee(m): 4:52pm On Oct 12, 2021
If jumping bus na sign of poverty, then driving a low mileage Camry na sign of wealth? grin

Oga go book another Visa appointment, This short mofo na clown

Thank God for ehailling sha.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by geezyk(m): 4:55pm On Oct 12, 2021
AgentXxx:
You messed up, you should have ended the trip and let the rider know you can’t proceed, I will never spoil my car because any body oo.., either they walk into the street or take a bike
Entering the street you wouldn't even know its worse as it's curved at the start.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by CheerfulGiver: 4:56pm On Oct 12, 2021
BAZ001:
Gbam the 2 bus lovers don show up there

1. I miss bus so much for 14 years,
2. I couldn’t drive for 2weeks so I took bus from oshodi to Epe grin

Both missing poverty days...

Teedriod Omo ale... Confused maltonic bottle sized midget... I thought you said we were same person... Obfuscated nincompoop.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by CheerfulGiver: 4:57pm On Oct 12, 2021
mrjaydee:
If jumping bus na sign of poverty, then driving a low mileage Camry na sign of wealth? grin

Oga go book another Visa appointment, This short mofo na clown

Thank God for ehailling sha.
His IQ is as low as the 001 in BAZ001. grin

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mrjaydee(m): 5:02pm On Oct 12, 2021
CheerfulGiver:
Teedriod Omo ale... Confused maltonic bottle sized midget... I thought you said we were same person... Obfuscated nincompoop.

The i.diot get high on the likes he gets on this thread.

No be his fault, I used to enjoy his jokes, but dude is as wack as fcukk.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by northbird: 5:04pm On Oct 12, 2021
geezyk:
Entering the street you wouldn't even know its worse as it's curved at the start.

Baba, I can relate. You will recover the funds.

That's why I filter trips, n I refuse using Uber. I can't take stupid trips n end up paying more on repairs cos of bad roads.

Cost of spare parts is really hitting the roof. Mechanics are not cheap in Lagos.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 5:10pm On Oct 12, 2021
Chimmooo I’m not understanding ?

Immediately I ask or co-ask question on this thread, all hell will just let loose.

At the mention of BUS Mrjaydee and CheerfulGiver sprang up grin

Fuckeveryday Na you go set me up like dis ooh.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 5:14pm On Oct 12, 2021
mrjaydee:


The i.diot get high on the likes he gets on this thread.

No be his fault, I used to enjoy his jokes, but dude is as wack as fcukk.


Same way I used to enjoy the fight between Felicity001 and CheerfulGiver until Mr Obi face me then and then I knew it wasn’t funny.

But Abeg Na d bus dey vex you or d poverty grin grin

Bus .......................... poverty
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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by CheerfulGiver: 5:22pm On Oct 12, 2021
BAZ001:


Same way I used to enjoy the fight between Felicity001 and CheerfulGiver until Mr Obi face me then and then I knew it wasn’t funny.

But Abeg Na d bus dey vex you or d poverty grin grin




Omoale... Did you, or did you not, in your obfuscated state, say we were the same person?

Cheerfulgiver .......................... Mrjaydee

[img]https://c./_k2m6ctWBVgAAAAd/tacos-which-one.gif[/img]

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mrjaydee(m): 5:23pm On Oct 12, 2021
CheerfulGiver:
Omoale... Did you, or did you not, in your obfuscated state, say we were the same person?

Cheerfulgiver .......................... Mrjaydee

[img]https://c./_k2m6ctWBVgAAAAd/tacos-which-one.gif[/img]

grin grin

He needs more material for his comedy skits.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mrjaydee(m): 5:26pm On Oct 12, 2021
BAZ001:
Chimmooo I’m not understanding ?

Immediately I ask or co-ask question on this thread, all hell will just let loose.

At the mention of BUS Mrjaydee and CheerfulGiver sprang up grin

Fuckeveryday Na you go set me up like dis ooh.


There was a day OTEDOLA took the BRT bus.. did he miss "poverty days" ? The billionaire took the bus for the trill of it.

Now you short man driving a low budget low mileage Camry thinks otherwise. Seems the oil shortage dey affect your thinking mugu.

Na person like you go order Andre' champagne for club, then sees someone drinking Johnny Walker blue label and thinks you are doing better. Ignoramus.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by CheerfulGiver: 5:36pm On Oct 12, 2021
mrjaydee:


There was a day OTEDOLA took the BRT bus.. did he miss "poverty days" ? The billionaire took the bus for the trill of it.

Now you short man driving a low budget low mileage Camry thinks otherwise. Seems the oil shortage dey affect your thinking mugu.

Na person like you go order Andre' champagne for club, then sees someone drinking Johnny Walker blue label and thinks you are doing better. Ignoramus.
Teedriod and his IQ are miles apart, in a long distance relationship...

This is the vice president of Nigeria, obviously missing his poverty days in brt.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ogajoe(m): 6:33pm On Oct 12, 2021
Good evening to all the elders in the house, please does Uber and Bolt accept Toyota Matrix on their platforms
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donfortune48(m): 6:47pm On Oct 12, 2021
ogajoe:
Good evening to all the elders in the house, please does Uber and Bolt accept Toyota Matrix on their platforms

The best car you can ever use for the hustle.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by IFEBARBIE: 6:50pm On Oct 12, 2021
ogajoe:
Good evening to all the elders in the house, please does Uber and Bolt accept Toyota Matrix on their platforms
I think it's acceptable, but Baz001 and Felicity001 should know better grin

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 7:00pm On Oct 12, 2021
Bus lovers still dey out there ?
Who could have ever imagined that mentioning of bus on this thread will get people angry ?

Osinbajo inside brt with vote Buhari/osinbajo cap.
Femi otedola dt was about to campaign for governorship before he was dropped.

You take a bus for 5mins with your own camera man and send it to all social media and newspapers grin

Same way Aisha Buhari misses frying akara days

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