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Thank God I finally left your company and started mine. I almost died of depression while with you.

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ejitest1:
Thank God I finally left your company and started mine. I almost died of depression while with you.

Come back here and come back with the moderator that brought this here....

Boss, "I have a serious crush on your daughter and I don't mind banging her."

Na slap I wan slap one of my client...so annoying...

ejitest1:
Thank God I finally left your company and started mine. I almost died of depression while with you.

Wetin happen ?

Wish?

My former boss was a very big jerk. Anyone that knows me personally would know how much I complained of this man.

He would insult you and threaten you with a query. Once he is coming into the office, everybody would be looking for where to hide. When he enters the lunchroom, you will immediately lose your appetite, because the way you are chewing the meat sef can earn you query.

One day I had enough. I was only 3 months on the job and he started bullying me as usual. So I turned and asked him if he has ever wondered why everyone turns dumb when he walks into the office. I asked him if my salary would be added to his own when and if I resign, because I wanted to understand his reason for frustrating me. I told him everyday I remember I would see him, I feel like absconding from duty.

He kept asking me “Is it me you are talking to?”, I said YES. What are you going to do? Give me a query? Go ahead, type it. That is your system in front of you.

When I was done ranting, another colleague who was on the same level with him stood up and gave me a handshake. Kinda like, THANK YOU FOR BELLING THE CAT!!

My boss looked at me, switched off his system and closed for the day.

My colleagues told me to wait for my query. One week later, nothing. One month, nothing.

Instead he started asking me if my iPhone charger is original and why I drive very fast. He kept looking for my face to the point of telling me to keep using my red lipstick. I never knew he noticed my lipstick colour.

There is no boss I can’t tell what is on my mind. My ED once told me if I don’t perform well, I would be dropped. I told him I will go home then. Everyone turned to look at me.

2braithe:
That boss has been dragged in the mud so much that if I were that boss,I won't be able to look you in the face again.The respect is no more there.
It's either you or I leave the organization.

Just be calming down ehn

Funny we became cool after that. He kept trying to initiate conversations till I succumbed. On his birthday I was the only one that got him a gift. He got quite cautious because he thought I was waiting for him to slip so I could blow the whistle, but I had no single plan to do that.

I like his work ethics and I learned a lot from him as he is very intelligent. But his attitude was terrible. He changed and meetings became non-confrontational. He also became more encouraging and protective of his subordinates. Prior to that he was fond of throwing us under the bus.

The day I left, he couldn’t attend my farewell party because his eyes were very red. He just gave me a hug and told me to make him proud. Went into his office and closed the door.

Na beat I get for my mind wey I go package give my former boss that year wey I work for him christian bookshop . Mennnnnnnn,that man really used me do all sort of rubbish work and still owed me about three months salary.....So tay I come even vex travel go Niger state that 2016 self...

That man dey owe me future beating

K

Una left yansh. I no work again.

At last free from the land of Egypt. Werey... Boss

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Army sweet

Juanmike:
I want to Bleep Onyi22

Just imagine?
We wonder the kind of tins we share this forum with.
And there are rules and regulations guiding this forum.
What an eyesore!

Okortor:
U want to bleep that dirty looking puna? Den after u contract HIV or hepatitis b u come here seeking for doctor's help.. continue., More zeal.

Another specie okortor.
Knocks on ya heads.

Sir you are a very bad and wicked man,you had the guts to be eating the small increment on our salary and lieing to us that the contract has yet to be renewed.

Oga go suck a d

[quote author= post=106849798]Entrepreneurship is bae mehn!


Come back here tho....[/quote]Vulture grilling is not entrepreneurship

Antidepressants

Alabamagrin:
Army sweet

Army again

I want to Bleep Onyi22

JESUS loves you.

ejitest1:
Thank God I finally left your company and started mine. I almost died of depression while with you.

This rather sounds romantic than harsh

Some clients can be difficult to work for. I got a link to help a client install CCTV, I regretted working for that client.

Words flying out of her mouth can set North and South Korea on fire.

She go blast you for the most irrelevant thing. If you try to explain yourself, she go tell you say you are not professional.

Omo, peace of mind better pass working for some people o. They will give you high blood pressure.

Madam, as you dey see me dey go so, I no dey come back here again.

Most Indians treat host citizens as workforce workhorse within the firm. This perception is silent but obvious regardless of the portfolio you occupy.

To all of them in this bracket I say -

“ I no blame una cos if not for the criminals in hallow chambers and the aso rock resident clown, dem no born una papa well to enjoy expatriate status is naija.

Drops mic �

U want to bleep that dirty looking puna? Den after u contract HIV or hepatitis b u come here seeking for doctor's help.. continue., More zeal.

Juanmike:
I want to Bleep Onyi22

What is this?

Boss free chioma the secretary for me na...me and you no suppose dey drag the babe na...ABI God wan punish you ni

Good to be one