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| Re: How A Virgin Almost Died In My Crib by EASYGURU(m): 10:05pm On Oct 19, 2021 |
Smartb0y:Same thing happened recently. A Virgin begged me to drug n deflower. I refused, i told her outrightly that I'm avoiding any issues that would lead to she accusing me of raping her n she's 26. Another day, she's noticed i was extremely drunk. She went ahead, got herself tipsy before she got drunk completely, her friends guided her to my apartment. She made her way from my parlour to my room. As a guy man, i was extremely drunk but i use shayo eye's tell her say Make i go carry lubricant from inside my car. The moment I got downstairs, i staggered to my neighbor flat (a guy man like me too). I told him not to permit me to leave his place till the next day that there's a girl in my room that want's to set me up. Till date it never happened. I don't think I'm ready for the stress that comes with deflowering a girl. |
| Re: How A Virgin Almost Died In My Crib by Smartb0y: 10:12pm On Oct 19, 2021 |
EASYGURU:haha,this your story funny especially the drunk part. but yeah,its better safe than sorry. Careful with her,she seems desperate |
| Re: How A Virgin Almost Died In My Crib by B055(m): 10:20pm On Oct 19, 2021 |
Blake755:ooh you never hear say life no balance.... |
| Re: How A Virgin Almost Died In My Crib by yyba: 10:37pm On Oct 19, 2021 |
So op your main concerned is, if she died in your house is what you will tell the press not the police abi ? |
| Re: How A Virgin Almost Died In My Crib by agbangam: 10:50pm On Oct 19, 2021 |
After my last experience with a virgin, I swore never to date one again , u just cannot have sex in peace ...Tueehh!!! Me prefer dem experienced and matured. |
| Re: How A Virgin Almost Died In My Crib by Rickmann: 11:10pm On Oct 19, 2021 |
Kalubolt:Bros , ur story long sha but interesting ![]() |
| Re: How A Virgin Almost Died In My Crib by Tokskob2008: 11:16pm On Oct 19, 2021 |
I no dey get patience read long epistle but I read this one till the end and it made sense. You shouldn't have listened to her about you drugging her before doing it, the pain isn't more than 5mins or so and afterwards she will get a hang of it. |
| Re: How A Virgin Almost Died In My Crib by Nobody: 11:17pm On Oct 19, 2021 |
Why didn't you ask her parents at the park of her whereabout, when you go to work the next day? |
| Re: How A Virgin Almost Died In My Crib by edictng: 11:51pm On Oct 19, 2021 |
I was glued |
| Re: How A Virgin Almost Died In My Crib by 1Sharon(f): 12:05am On Oct 20, 2021 |
Tokskob2008:No sir. The pain can still be there even if it's 2nd or 3rd time |
| Re: How A Virgin Almost Died In My Crib by Kingcalls: 12:11am On Oct 20, 2021 |
Blake755:He was the Messi that assisted while the other guy na Ronaldo wey score...lol |
| Re: How A Virgin Almost Died In My Crib by iLoveYouToo(m): 12:13am On Oct 20, 2021 |
Kalubolt:These days it’s hard to find pure weed, suppliers are lacing it with all sorts of chemicals so be careful. That shit isn’t to be eaten no more. I’m pretty sure it’s one of those new strains you put in her food ignorantly. Good thing you both came out of the experience unscathed. |
| Re: How A Virgin Almost Died In My Crib by Jeon(f): 12:36am On Oct 20, 2021 |
Kalubolt:Because nobody send you messages
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| Re: How A Virgin Almost Died In My Crib by Jeon(f): 12:42am On Oct 20, 2021 |
2008 you were 28.. That's all thirteen years ago and I believe you are now in early 40s and you are still talking about After that event, till date I have swore not to come across or have anything to do with a virgin, and it's no jokes. Though I more matured and experienced now to handle situation like that if it ever occur again. I have more experience in the department where you for sit-down dy prepare for the fruit of ur labor from the family you produce. You still dy here dy fuvk up-and-down.
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| Re: How A Virgin Almost Died In My Crib by edictng: 2:13am On Oct 20, 2021 |
Jeon:Well the Question nah, You self no Dy Bleep up-and-down ? Cause if you get work and you get sense wey you Dy use think. You for no get time to they type rubbish here. Nairaland kids enter thread wan Dy form senior man, Foolish kid. Better think before you reply me cause proves say you be useless pikin they your threads and your profile pic |
| Re: How A Virgin Almost Died In My Crib by Executer: 2:35am On Oct 20, 2021 |
Jeon:The most useless nairalander I have come across smh.. So disgusting |
| Re: How A Virgin Almost Died In My Crib by Anisilas: 5:29am On Oct 20, 2021 |
You're a good writer. Your stories are always vivid. |
| Re: How A Virgin Almost Died In My Crib by edictng: 6:10am On Oct 20, 2021 |
Executer:I swear |
| Re: How A Virgin Almost Died In My Crib by Jeon(f): 7:23am On Oct 20, 2021 |
edictng:Oya deal with that I no Dey even fuvk self and will never do that still I find my pair.. You think say nah everyone dy disrespect their respective bodies life you..... But I'm not useless like you! You are the real proof to the statement that state that " a fool @40 is a fool forever " and you are also in ur 40s.. M U M U OF CALIFORNIA WAHALA NO TOO MUCH SO?
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| Re: How A Virgin Almost Died In My Crib by Jeon(f): 7:24am On Oct 20, 2021 |
Executer:Rubbiish why you no go say this hogwash because I no chill u up..
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| Re: How A Virgin Almost Died In My Crib by Rickmann: 7:42am On Oct 20, 2021 |
Charmingrascal:Aw..poor girl Well, not every girl bleeds when deflowered Interesting story,bro ![]() |
| Re: How A Virgin Almost Died In My Crib by edictng: 7:44am On Oct 20, 2021 |
Jeon:What's this foolish boy saying. You don't even know me e pain am. So where this thread come from. https://www.nairaland.com/6572132/told-im-after-first-sex You no even Sabi lie. |
| Re: How A Virgin Almost Died In My Crib by edictng: 7:46am On Oct 20, 2021 |
Jeon:There's no difference between you and op. https://www.nairaland.com/6572132/told-im-after-first-sex No be your thread be this ? Useless hypocrite |
| Re: How A Virgin Almost Died In My Crib by Jeon(f): 8:51am On Oct 20, 2021 |
edictng:Lol I got this from a trend.. https://www.nairaland.com/6048178/reality-every-guy-need-know Lol why en dy pain Unah like this? No bi Unah bi [after sleeping with a lady nah that time Unah go know say small comma dey ] Rubbiish |
| Re: How A Virgin Almost Died In My Crib by Jeon(f): 8:54am On Oct 20, 2021 |
edictng:Why I go know you? Wetin I want take you do.. Ahhh trouble no dy so. Wetin self the moniker I quote no even carry matter for head like this.. Abi nah you be Executer and Kalubolt?
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| Re: How A Virgin Almost Died In My Crib by Sharatan(m): 10:50am On Oct 20, 2021 |
Rickmann:Did you have to quote the whole thing?
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| Re: How A Virgin Almost Died In My Crib by Totilopussylick(m): 10:50am On Oct 20, 2021 |
Misyarn:but the epistle was very comprehensive . |
| Re: How A Virgin Almost Died In My Crib by Kenoxman(m): 11:01am On Oct 20, 2021 |
@OP, you are 41 years now. Omo! you na elder now. Hope say u don get your own family now... |
| Re: How A Virgin Almost Died In My Crib by FutureHNDRxXx: 12:22pm On Oct 20, 2021 |
You go put 2k weed inside 1 indomie for am. Person wey no dey do kpo before . |
| Re: How A Virgin Almost Died In My Crib by djoe21(m): 12:38pm On Oct 20, 2021 |
Kalubolt:You write so well bro. Really enjoyed your story. |
| Re: How A Virgin Almost Died In My Crib by djoe21(m): 12:44pm On Oct 20, 2021 |
Charmingrascal: clown. So funny! |
| Re: How A Virgin Almost Died In My Crib by Kalubolt(op): 12:54pm On Oct 20, 2021 |
djoe21:Thank you I appreciate |
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