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pocohantas:
Very true. Then cheat on her with the freak. Tell her that men are polygamous in nature and she should ENDURE or leave. Buy cars and houses for these freaks. Take the freak on vacations while their virtuous wives are at home, pursuing an energetic 2yrs old child to drink custard.

Turn their wives into prayer warriors. She would be going from one crusade to the other. That is when she isn’t fighting side-chicks at Shoprite.

When they are old and worn-out, they return home to the virtuous woman like a prodigal son. She has to do what she knows how to do best, make the most out of a clueless and senseless man.

What did I miss?

pocohantas:
Very true. Then cheat on her with the freak. Tell her that men are polygamous in nature and she should ENDURE or leave. Buy cars and houses for these freaks. Take the freak on vacations while their virtuous wives are at home, pursuing an energetic 2yrs old child to drink custard.

Turn their wives into prayer warriors. She would be going from one crusade to the other. That is when she isn’t fighting side-chicks at Shoprite.

When they are old and worn-out, they return home to the virtuous woman like a prodigal son. She has to do what she knows how to do best, make the most out of a clueless and senseless man.

What did I miss?

ubunja:
Giving very pickmeisha vibes. When a lady starts seeing the world from a man's perspective and starts speaking on behalf of men she has become masculine and no longer compatible with an Alpha since it's like dealing with another man.

OLDESTWARRIBOY:
So beacuse some jobless boys go come online with their 40mb daily plan then write rubbish, ona go just believe their mumu writeup and then purposely stereotype all boys.

To get attention in Nairaland...just open a thread and insult your opposite gender and boom!! Even if what you will write is rubbish and not true

Ona go sense one day...I hope!!

folake4u:
You missed the "serving him oiless vegetable soup with plantain swallow" part!

Magnoliaa:
Ah. She don tok that one for up up. Scroll through, you go find am.

Magnoliaa:
How do y'all even do this?? It's the trove of men that'll come to agree with you for me and still agree with the words in the picture.

I don't even see where to begin to shred the mental word salads from. How can a pick-me be 'masculine' at the same time?? How does seeing the world from a 'man's perspective' makes someone masculine and therefore a 'man' unfits for another man?? So if you actually have women agreeing with you, your philosophy and seeing the world from your view, if the the world suddenly flips a switch and starts focusing on men's issues --- then the whole world will be masculine and unfit for alphas males?? You actually consider a woman that agrees with you unfit for you??

Is this not the 'truths' you expect from women? Y'all virtually say women add nothing to men's lives and relationships -- then a lady comes along agreeing with that -- and you say she's masculine.

So what will you call feminists and other women who are naturally averted to and in disagreement with men's values and attitudes and words and perceptions?? What will you call women who are women-centered and see things from the perspective of women? What will you call women who aren't trying to get picked up? Women who don't care about marriage and childbirth? Because these things are naturally expected of women. So are they being feminine or masculine according to you??

Then with the guys that'll agree with you. O ri yin o pe. One kobo. The post talks about a woman pampering a man, taking care of a man, contributing meaningfully to a man's life. You agree. Ubunj.a says that's masculine and therefore a woman like that cannot be compatible with an alpha, you agree. (Shey una wan provide or not?? As patriarchs?? Abi you hate women spending on you?? This is something you've preached as well. Men benefiting financially from a woman) Kini radarada na bayii?? How many mouths, hian?)

Everything listed in that picture and more are attributes and qualities the society expects of a woman! A woman that gives all! Heck, even you have preached something like that. You men barrage and police women on their seeming blindness to your issues and perspectives. And so, for a woman to be 'feminine', she has to be that ride-or-die person, a woman that supports her man, etc. A pick-me is a woman that touts and speaks 'feminine' values and qualities. While she might not necessarily be 'feminine' in actions and in principles, she is, from all indications a woman that tries to align herself with a feminine ideal. That the society and men expects from her. As a woman. E.g., saying things like, 'I don't wear trousers. It's not attractive to men. Ladies, always wear gowns.' That has pick-me vibes. (Now, Undaunted, and some other ladies that are following me - I am not attacking your values and preferences here for female clothings. I am referring to the 'fakes' here again. A pick-me is a woman that'll say and do things for men, thereby, naturally capitalizing on traditional and femininity talking points. Some may or may not have internalized feminine behaviours or ideals).

So how the heck is the woman above 'masculine,' ehnn?? Or what if a woman says the above and still tries to personify femininity, nko? Because I know someone like that. She sees things from a 'balanced' perspective, and talks about the things in the picture above and she's working on being feminine or her version of it.

Omo. E don bad reach like this? I been still dey think say una cognitive dissonance dey for like stage two ohhh. Eyaaaa. So e don eat deep, don pass stage six? Ha!

Toor. Na women wey dey try argue with you and learn from you and understand your perspective I dey feel for rainow shaa. He don tok am oh. Seeing things from a man's perspective is masculine and turns you into a man. Uwa ntooorrrr. You want to understand men, you want to understand men, you want to see things from their eyes and understand their pains and grievances, you're a different woman that likes to point out the shenanigans of your gender, yet, he don declare una masculine women that are unfit for an alpha like him and his likes. Muchechechecheche. And they'll still come to agree with him. Slaughter lambs into poteux poteux - orrof you dem.

If una like, don't relass and allow yourself to be taken kiarof without the mental gymnastics, and be doing alaanu Samaria kiri. For men who don't even give a fk.

Ire o. And a blessed holy Sunday to whom it may concernz. Please, don't engage in vayolence anywhere and be good shidren of the Lord. **do the cross' sign and sprays holy water**

CSTR2:
She should have applied her advise to her life before talking to us.

That was how Linda ikeji advised you people,until she later "fell" pregnant for a man out of wedlock and kept quiet since then.

Rhozabeth:
You are not in a position to offer such advise!

Biglittlelois:
This one is back from the dead

truthsayer009:
Omo mehn, this Magnoliaa lady is just something else. The way someone would just sit down and type a whole page over a trivial post, honestly It's high time some people on this forum start writing books and selling them because mehn!

Even to have a conversation with her is a problem, she will write 10 pages of post to one single comment, It wears me out sincerely.

Magnoliaa:
Good.

Wears you out?

Now who's taking an online forum seriously if a faceless user is getting to you?

E no hard. Dey always jump and pass my comments. I am not looking forward to any conversation with you as well, in case you haven't gotten the memo. You're welcome in advance.

truthsayer009:
Okay.

truthsayer009:
Okay.

mariahAngel:
You get sense jare!
Just shine your eyes, make you wo egbe e tori for this nairaland, if you no soji, you go lose yourself.

Magnoliaa:
Lol... I read this earlier, though, but I didn't quite get it. I understand the Yoruba oh.

What do you mean?

mariahAngel:
It means when one is on nairaland, one should be self-aware, lest they lose themselves to gbogbo katikati.

Magnoliaa:
Okayyyy. Lmaoo. We kart the katikati anybow laidat o, wo. Sometimes sha, you have to lose home training. Just once once.

mariahAngel:
E saa soji.
Tori at some point, e o ni da ara yin mo mo.

Magnoliaa:
Iyen o n se problem, mai dear. Ti a ba ti ja tan ninu roforofo, ao gbe ade wura wa sori pada, ao si mo lo ninu bata gogoro wa afi bi wipe ao ja rara.

We no go lose guard, aje.

mariahAngel:
You get sense jare!
Just shine your eyes, make you wo egbe e tori for this nairaland, if you no soji, you go lose yourself.

nniero11:
y u post that manny picture? u think say life easy ni. baba u no try oooo

Enoch07:
Na just meme na, but you know the guy?

nniero11:
no oooooo. but d many need help oooo

anybody way crash 4 bet shop don enter wahala

OLDESTWARRIBOY:
Sister, why you come Carry the mata for head like this come dey write full novel for that small thing wey he write. Please don't take all these nairaland pillers serious.

Wait a minute... Undaunctedyoca don't wear trousers?? and she dey do sextape and 3some?? Undauncted come and defend yourself

Bignuell:
Guy na my hommie be this oo. When i see this post, i be like nah, the nigga is tweaking but i see your other comment, he tweaking for real. But to be honest, she is down to crust not earth actually very nice chick, a good listener and a bankable friend. But you na real nigga na, you no need dey meddle my hommie like this. Stay blessed bro

OLDESTWARRIBOY:
who exactly is your homie??

Bignuell:
Undauntedyoca

homie?? Alright.