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Image123:
They are not mere if you talk about them daily.

LordReed:
I said I want god to present me evidence, you said you had scientific evidence and I said for you to go ahead. It was you who made the offwer I didn't you for it.

Bishopkingsley:
You did not answer the question which shows you are not really sure of who the flying spaghetti monster is

Pastafari:
What question?

Bishopkingsley:
Is the Flying Spaghetti monster God

Pastafari:
Yes, he’s the true God, above every other god

Bishopkingsley:
I see that does not matter

Let follow scientific procedures

Your want to know about science you must read science books and go to school

Same approach to the things of God

Go to church and read Bible

Then you will see the proves that you want

LordReed:
No thanks.

Image123:
You are exhibiting too much ignorance for one person. Study before talking.

Bishopkingsley:
So that means you are not an atheist

Pastafari:
yeah, I can’t be an atheist when I serve the almighty noodly lord

Bishopkingsley:
Well as long as you believe and worship the noodly God that is fine by me

The only consequences is that at the time for accountability you won't say that no one told you about God

So you are on the right track continue to worship noodly as God

Pastafari:
But I think you are on the wrong track by not serving the noodly lord

Bishopkingsley:
When was the noodly God discovered and does it have it own Bible

Pastafari:
He was discovered 300,000 years ago, he’s the oldest God ever found.
Yes, you can read the gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. The best religious book ever with life insights and evidence.

Bishopkingsley:
Use google to show me where this information is located

Screen shot it let me see and Google it myself

Bishopkingsley:
You test science by going to school and reading there books

That same way you do with God

And I assure you that you will see him face to face

If you say no to refusing to go to school what do men call such a person notice men call them illiterate

That same way God calls those who refuse to believe in him God calls them......

I don't want to say it because it not a nice word to use

Pastafari:
You do not need Google when you can get this information from the gospel of the flying spaghetti monster.
The gospel of the flying spaghetti monster is the ultimate, contains more information than Google

LordReed:
Well I have not seen your god call anybody anything. What we do have is words written by men calling others this or that.

If your god is the creator of the universe how come he can't come see me in my house, I mean he is not restricted is he? Jesus purportedly passed through walls, what is your god waiting for?

Bishopkingsley:
Well this shows that you have hit the nail on the head you don't have prove of the flying spaghetti monster

Any thing that is not on Google is imagination which holds no water

So you don't need to continue to mock yourself since you have no Google evidence

Pastafari:
Earth is flat is on Google, does that make it right?

The flying spaghetti monster hides stuffs from scientist because he works in mysterious ways, the only way you can know about him is by reading the gospel. Have you read the gospel of the flying spaghetti monster?

Bishopkingsley:
You can show me where earth is flat is on Google let me see

Screen shot or show link

Pastafari:
Earth screen shot picture

Bishopkingsley:
Google told you the old misinformation about the earth been flat

There is no place that I saw where it says that the earth was discovered to be flat

This does not translate to the information I need from you

Simply tell me where Google show that

The flying spaghetti monster came that number of years you point out failure to do this shows you are mocking yourself

Because i can show you where Google says Christians believe in the almighty God

Bishopkingsley:
Jesus passed through wall to meet those who already believed in him

That why I said if you do what those who believe in him do you will equally see him face to face

You have to invite him to your life and there are procedures to doing that he is a perfect gentleman

It is a sin for him to visit you un invited when you have not done the steps to show you want him

So before you get a certificate you pass through certain regulations and requirements

Bishopkingsley:
Google told you the old misinformation about the earth been flat

There is no place that I saw where it says that the earth was discovered to be flat

This does not translate to the information I need from you

Simply tell me where Google show that

The flying spaghetti monster came that number of years you point out failure to do this shows you are mocking yourself

Because i can show you where Google says Christians believe in the almighty God

Pastafari:
You trust google so much

Pastafari:
Google here has validated that Flying Spaghetti Monster is the true god

Bishopkingsley:
Lol world newest God that what Google calls it lol

Lol I can't stop laughing

LordReed:
Bwahahahahaha! Does the god wait for permission to watch me every moment of my life yet he suddenly needs permission to come to my house and knock on the door. LMFAO! Contradictions and absurdities.

Pastafari:
Earth is flat too, Google said that