Stephen2324:
The chat was going well until he/she said .....

send me recharge card

Candycrushy:
Him....When are you coming to see me
Me....where?
Him...my house

*****Geddifok out modafucka*****

Lol, savage you are.
Zero joy.

Me: Good morning, how have you been?

Her: I'm good.

Me: Are you at work?

Her: Yes.

Me: How's work going hope you're not stressed.

Her: very stressful. Have not eaten.

Me: Why have you not eaten?

Her: Gas finished.

Me: Ahh, serious issue.




.....End of chat....

CaptainZubi:
I don't know why I ways meet girls whose birthdays are in two weeks time. Lol.

Event planning might be your calling

I always avoid them like plague.

It's only in Nigeria you see girls celebrating their birthdays 3times in a year.

Whenever I see messages like......


1. Please can you do me a favour.

2. I am not fine

3. This my data want to finish o!

I think twice before replying these messages.

Cerebellum:
Chatting.....
Her: "Guess what"!
Me: " what"?
Her: " My birthday is next week"

Me: Speaks loud, "Ogun kee you"
Blocks her

Lol. I always ask "how many times in a year you do birthday?"

CSTR2:

I have done that to one lady.

I told her I am no longer interested after I sent her N3k for airtime.

She asked for credit out of nowhere, I try to ignore her, hoping that she will see how shameless her request is on our first chat.

She immediately called me " stingy".

I just vex, send am N3k, and told her I am no longer interested.

Lol ..you wont have done that

She will still laugh you and call you a fool , say she still chop ur 3k

Vinnie2000:


Babe: My Store rent has expired! The Money is N75000 and I have only 2k..

Me: That's Quite bad! Let's see how things go! I will call you 2moro!

75k? I nor be your Papa abeg!
I am mostly left with dis option!

Japa!

Can I ask you something

Telekinetic:
I’m coming over to your place
No wahala, waiting for you
But you won’t f.uck me o
....................................................
Blocked and reported as spam

Paperbag:


Lol ..you wont have done that

She will still laugh you and call you a fool , say she still chop ur 3k

It won't be a pain if he's not broke. I'd say she lives with the shame. I paid a plumber to bring a soap holder, he didn't come on time and I was laughing that he'd be a fool if he thought it was worth scamming me on because I'm bigger than the amount. It's a short-term gain over long-term access.

samsard:
It won't be a pain if he's not broke. I'd say she lives with the shame. I paid a plumber to bring a soap holder, he didn't come on time and I was laughing that he'd be a fool if he thought it was worth scamming me on because I'm bigger than the amount. It's a short-term gain over long-term access.

I get but my point is that they never regret anything , before the week they would have gotten that from over 15 guys in total..

They belive in short term sharp money ..

I have seen it play out in their element so many times , they never regret

Some are ready to just eat 10k from dangote and feel ok bfor him say e no do again .

Those are broke girls though

Paperbag:


I get but my point is that they never regret anything , before the week they would have gotten that from over 15 guys in total..

They belive in short term sharp money ..

I have seen it play out in their element so many times , they never regret

Some are ready to just eat 10k from dangote and feel ok bfor him say e no do again .

Those are broke girls though

novia22:


Oga.......if you aren't ready to marry her now now, pls don't move in with her no matter how much you think you love her.
You wee regret it later

I am ready to marry her now but I'm afraid of being in a union that sets conditions for me.
Like; if I you don't do this, you can't have this or that.

weblord1900:


Idiot

You really have a nice name though, Mr. Idiot.

Nehyooh:
The dude tried !

I know !

novia22:


My dear....the guy never still marry. Met his Bro (my colleague...cos I later resigned sha..)and he told me without mincing words that do I know Oga is still single.....incident happened in 2016....he is 47 now...

Are you married now??

You like my iPhone 13? just got it yesterday.
This hairdresser didn't fit this my 100k hair well like they do in Lekki.
Sponsor my nollywood career.
No wahala
Call Tboy order Molly 5k, loud 5k, Colo 5k.
Area joint Campari 8k powerhouse 2k =25k
We dey go ur place ?
Until she said
I dey owe my landlord 50k since 1 month now.
How much is your rent?
200k.
Hmmm only dat phone can pay 4yrs
Okay no walhalla.
Go house gbash gnash gbosh gbish till 2am.
Still sleeping 4am dress up, text me your account I go send you something 4 morning.
Grab 1/2 Campari & all smokables.
Japa
Block every blockables
Werey

Blessiing:
We met on one whatsapp group, started talking and everything this guy was ever saying was hes hungry, if hes not hungry today, hes broke tomorrow, if hes not broke then he wants to come see me so we can Bleep, that it will determine if we would date , always disturbing me about coming to see him and bla bla bla, always wanting to come so we can Bleep , one time i told him my cousin was around and he said we would lodge my cousin while we stay at my place to enjoy ourselves ..this is someone that is broke o. The one that made me ignore him till now was wwhen he said his friend's girlfriend ordered a surprise meal and some other things too for his friend, that my mate are ordering surprises for their man and am telling him i dont have money, omo i jejely told oga that since he wants to be the wife while i am the husband then no problem, i will double my hustle so he can sit at home and take care of the kids while i go to work and send suprise for him and oga said no problem... Hes fine with it

This your story looks very unreal and fake

Nigeria is obviously and sadly full of leeches.

Candycrushy:

Bros stop interpreting it the other way
I love wat the guy did
Wats 3k btw

Hahahaha....

Nah big money for alot of ladies oooo

deewhydoski:

You yourself are u marry now?

Uncle i got married the next year to a wonderful man who means business and e are headed to our 5th year together and blessed with a beautiful kid...

HabaHaba:


S9, u are u married now?

Wise one?

Yes I am........happily married to a badt guy and heading to my 5th year anniversary...
Wise one!

axone:
Got Down With This Gurl (saturday Night) I Met On Fb. Turns Out She's A Nympho ; Took Her Almost 2hrs To Cum. I Almost Died Till Daybreak. Nympho Left In D Morning Leaving Me With Red Eyes...Slept Out D Whole Sunday....Came Online In The Evening, Nympho Hit My Inbox Asap. Her: Hey Handsome Missed U. Hw U Doing? Me: Kul. U? Her: Gud N' Sweet..Omg Last Nait Was So... Me: Enjoyed It Rait? Her: Honey U Took Me To The Moon And Left Me There...I Mean I Can't Still Get Over The Feeling. Me: Wow! Can't Believe I Made U Feel That Good. Her: Yeah...You'r Awesome. Me: U2 Dear. *after Some Secs* Her: Baby Am Coming Over Tomorrow. *My Heart Skips A Beat!* Me: Ah Ah Honey 2moro Na Sit-At-Home Naaa. Respect Biafra Naaa.

U never chichumchin

Impregnable101:
Me: what's up babe
She: abeg! I am not fine....
Me: okay, later na......wen u are fine chat me up

.

Willgates:


That's stupid of him, expecting you to send what you don't have ��

una no go kill me

Beckysexy:


You really have a nice name though, Mr. Idiot.

Dry joke

Ipisi:



This your story looks very unreal and fake

Its left for you to believe or pass sir... Thank you, i didnt force anyone to believe me...

Jalaw:
Ugly people are always afraid of video call.

So, after reading my comment, all your brain could come up with is ugly? You must be really ugly to think everyone is like you.

Candycrushy:

Bros stop interpreting it the other way
I love wat the guy did
Wats 3k btw

Why won't you like what he did since it favoured your sister! Sometimes, it's not how big or small the money requested is, but the insincerity of the requester. Some girls know they're not interested in the guy but the'll still want to collect something from him. Why?

AfroKnight:


This una excuse no enter again. Girls with dignity don’t bill you even if they don’t like you. They tell you a simple but firm “no”.

It's nice you said "girls with dignity", but most girls care less about dignity, they're only interested in how to survive and if you happen to be a naive guy you'll end up getting scammed by them.

CSTR2:

They actually are money conscious regardless of if they like you or not.

That is like the first thing to prove that you are datable to them.

Ask most husbands. They will tell you the same thing when they were wooing their wives.

I'm not disrupting the fact that almost all Nigerian girls are money conscious, but when you meet a player lady that does like you, she still would want to "chop your money (I.e magarize you)" even though she doesn't see any possibility of being with you.